Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/21/2004 12:03 PM

Chickens in 2020: A Perfect Vision, and I have the lasix receipt to prove it.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/21/2004 12:04 PM

You can't run in 2020, that's my year to shine. Besides, you'll be eligible in 2008 or something, so you have to use that year.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/21/2004 12:05 PM

"Trae in 2020: She's in to Everybody!"

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/21/2004 12:05 PM

"NKB in 2020: Not perfect vision, but a strong right arm!"

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/21/2004 12:06 PM

Boobie in 2024: BOOBIES!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/21/2004 12:06 PM

Oliver in 2024: He doesn't suck like Bush

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/21/2004 12:09 PM

Well if we are going that far in the future.



Vote Prof.Fantabulous for Governor of the great state of Ontario.

Bankey 70,843 10
07/21/2004 12:10 PM

Bankey in 2020: Because the robots are coming, and they need old peoples medicine for fuel



This is sure fire because mostly only old people vote.

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/21/2004 12:37 PM

csme in 2020: SYMT

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/21/2004 12:42 PM

Bankey's is the best so far, and only one click? FOR SHAME!

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/21/2004 01:15 PM

All Allman Brothers All the time!



(I'm planning to trade the presidency for a 1000 watt FM radio station just south of the border.)

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/21/2004 01:22 PM

Ha.



"Macy 2020: Two for Tuesdays and Get the Led Out Every Night!"

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/21/2004 01:29 PM

"Bankey's is the best stolen routine from Saturday Night Live so far..."

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/21/2004 01:30 PM

Blake for President: What AmericAnitas.



John Hargrave for President: Better than penis enlargement!



Froggy for President: Good Riddance to pesky insects!



Dolphin: Tuna-Safe!



Ringworm for President: And End to America's Obesity Problem.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/21/2004 01:52 PM

Ritchey in 2020: Free Beer Fridays

Errol 10,584 9
07/21/2004 01:55 PM

Errol in 2024: I'm just too lazy to Frost this country up.

newwave 45,912 10
07/21/2004 02:08 PM

newwave in 2016: A vote for newwave is a vote for Sperm Burgers, the new wave of the future!

Balls Deep 194 9
07/21/2004 02:15 PM

Errol in 2024: I'm just too lazy to Frost this country up.



That's Frost-ing funny.

el guapo 648 9
07/21/2004 02:16 PM

el guapo 2028: the spic vote. Ill paint the white house pink and put christmas lights on it so i can see my chickens in the yard at night.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
07/21/2004 02:17 PM

BobJohnson in 2024: Everyone who voted against me last time died of mysterious causes. Specifically, a screwdriver through their eyeball.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/21/2004 02:17 PM

I don't wanna be president so I'm going to nominate Trixxie.



Trixxie for President! Because it's time we had a queen in the White House!



Trixxie for President! A queer eye for the political guy.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/21/2004 02:21 PM

"Fratberry in 2020: Yep, I'll take that cat off your hands"

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/21/2004 02:22 PM

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"Fratberry in 2020: Free cats for EVERYONE!!"

newwave 45,912 10
07/21/2004 02:22 PM

I thought that was ALF's slogan.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/21/2004 02:24 PM

Sorry about that last one. I felt like Guy Caballero there for a second.

Balls Deep 194 9
07/21/2004 02:28 PM

Balls Deep in 2008: "And you think things are Frosted up now."

Booger Cube 277 9
07/21/2004 02:44 PM

Booger Cube in 2020: "With a name like Booger Cube it has to be good!"

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/21/2004 04:16 PM

Trixxie in 2012 or I'll Frost you in the butt.

PersianZug 888 9
07/21/2004 04:33 PM

its better than the current one- "our president and vice president are dick and bush, we like to Frost about with america"

Mofo Baggins, hiding in your rice bowl 10,950 10
07/21/2004 04:35 PM

As a Republican (never happenin'): "If it's brown, it's goin' down!"



As a Democrat: "Vote Mofo for an America where Mofo and his crew citizens control the government, not whre the government controls its citizens.



As an Independent: " ANARCHY!!! "

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/21/2004 04:37 PM

Ralph Nader in 2004: "A vote for me is like not voting at all"

Sane Person Undercover 29 9
07/21/2004 04:54 PM

SPU in 2028: I am not the goatse man.

Sacapuntas 432 8
07/21/2004 04:55 PM

Sacapuntas en 2016: porque somos todo el mexicano ahora.



Translation: because we are all Mexicans by now.

Sacapuntas 432 8
07/21/2004 04:57 PM

Sacapuntas in 2016: I have a vagina.



Sacapuntas in 2016: would you like some vagaina?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/21/2004 06:06 PM

Jake in 2028: Helping Rich White People Take Their Country Back

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/21/2004 08:30 PM

Damn, no clickie for Guy Caballero? Jeez, where are all of the old Canadian chat bots when you need one?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/21/2004 08:46 PM

Wicked Wedgie Woman in 2020 because I'm your mother and I said so dammit

0 8
07/21/2004 08:47 PM

gafndlfmivysnubjbd

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/22/2004 06:56 AM

Frogpop in 2012 or Trixxie'll flap you in the butt.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/22/2004 08:43 AM

I vote for Anonymous!!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/22/2004 09:35 AM

Frogpop in 2012: A Swearbot in every home.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 09:38 AM

Lord Dyran in 2020: It's time we have a REAL dork in the white house.

The High Priestess of Stewie, Mistress of the Seas 58,869 29
07/22/2004 09:40 AM

Anderson in 2024: Because she's a whore!

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/22/2004 11:35 AM

Hey can a few of you guys click me a few more times? My profile says I aint never said nothing funny. Trae, get right on that please.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/27/2004 03:03 PM

I'm already old enough



"Pubah 2004!

Do it now! You know you want to"

Pubah 56,805 18
07/27/2004 03:05 PM

Or



"Pubah 2004

Help end Homelessnes!

Put a dent in Unemployment!

Do something to further Race Relations!

All in one Vote"



Or



"None of the Above

Poke your Chad for Pubah"

Chance 171,270 14
07/27/2004 04:58 PM

After I win, I'll have shirts made that say "I licked Bush."