Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/21/2004 04:13 PM

Soo.. did you blow him?

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 04:14 PM

If looks could kill

You'd be lyin' on the floor

You'd be beggin' me, "Please, please baby don't hurt me no more"

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/21/2004 04:15 PM

What's really funny is that he's a manager and all the people he manages were in my office when I said that.



I shall call him, Mr. Dangerfield.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/21/2004 04:20 PM

You've succeeded in inducing an 80's flashback in the form of Motley Crue's Looks To Kill.

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/21/2004 04:24 PM

ummm, that would be HEART.



I know someone who knows someone who used to be married to someone who used to own the CD.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/21/2004 04:28 PM

f looks could kill you would be an Uzi

Or a shotgun - BANG! What's up with that thang?

I wanna know how does it hang?

Straight up, wait up, hold up, Mr. Lover

Like Prince said you're a sexy mutha-



Okay, I'm going to come back to our present decade now.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
07/21/2004 04:39 PM

If looks could kill, talking to stupid people would be a lot more fun.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 04:48 PM

Haha. not only did he get the band wrong, but he got the titles of both songs wrong.



"If Looks Could Kill" - Heart

"Looks That Kill" - Motley Crue

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/21/2004 04:49 PM

No, Motly Crue lyrics would have been so much more complex...



She's got the looks that kill

and kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-hill-ill



She's got the looks that kill

She's got the looks that kill

She's got the looks that kill

She's got the looks that kill

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/21/2004 05:52 PM

...Weapon of mass Destruction...

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/21/2004 06:13 PM

I was gonna be all pedantic and point out that 1) eclectic is spelled with one 'c'; 2) eclectic means that you choose the best from various fields or styles; and 3) since you said that his eyeglasses matched his clothing, you probably meant either "aesthetic" or "gay."



But then you finished boffo with "You stink like corpses of a thousand hot dogs" and left me speechless.



I gotta start paying attention to the important stuff...

Scratchy 2,750 12
07/21/2004 06:29 PM

If looks could kill, I would have to wear blinders to drive, or traffic would never move... If only clickies worked in the real world...

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/21/2004 06:42 PM

Please forgive me for referencing the incorrect song title.



Also, Frost you.



Warmest regards,

KPF

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/21/2004 06:53 PM

KPF, Donk is very sensitive about his Buttrock. He means you no harm.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/21/2004 08:44 PM

<action>is in a bitchy mood</action>No harm...I think I have the male equivalent of Aunt Flo. I believe I'm the unwitting victim of a conspiracy to rob me of every minute of Frost-ing sleep...a fiendish plot masterminded by my 3-month old daughter.

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The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 08:51 PM

Yup. you're really showing us.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2004 08:52 PM

i bow to your 'leetness.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 08:55 PM

I guess he schooled us, yo.

Teh Porn Producer: uninspired and illiterate 7,627 9
07/21/2004 08:59 PM

You got served .. yo'

Teh Piemaster 12,538 15
07/21/2004 09:01 PM

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ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2004 09:04 PM

it really wasn't pretty.

Briham 38,843 10
07/21/2004 09:13 PM

Actually, Dogs Akimbo, I think she meant eccentric.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/21/2004 09:27 PM

Appeasement...



Yes, I am the uber-wuss.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/22/2004 01:22 PM

I was gonna be all pedantic and point out that



Hi,



Did you not read my post about my office being over 90 degrees?



You're lucky all my posts don't look like sassy Miss' Anonymous post from me passing out on my keyboard from heat exhaustion.



Thanks,

Kittuns

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/22/2004 01:31 PM

Hey, kittuns, go look at my motorcycle paint thread and give me your opinions.

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
07/22/2004 02:08 PM

At the next office party, you should all chip in and buy him a gift. A really cheap gift of really cheap deodorant. Like one of those tree-shaped air fresheners.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/22/2004 02:36 PM

go look at my motorcycle paint thread and give me your opinions.



Is that the thread labeled "rotteneggsssssss" or "rotteneggggsssssssssucksballs"?

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/22/2004 03:45 PM

"You stink like corpses of a thousand hot dogs." is good; but I think: "You stink like the farts of a thousand dead corpses." is better.

Meek Atom 268 8
07/22/2004 10:49 PM

I scanned over this thread, and what I got was that Motley Crue is your boss and he never washes. Or should I say....washed....up! HAHAHAHA.I'm sorry.

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/22/2004 11:29 PM

If looks could kill that explains why I survived my last girlfriend. I hate myself.