68,315 13
07/21/2004 10:50 PM

<action>brays in the distance.</action>

Livewire 78,229 13
07/21/2004 10:52 PM

How tall are you?

Therlin 12,200 13
07/21/2004 10:55 PM

[BAF] is back!!!

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/21/2004 10:57 PM

I want to feel you from the inside.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/21/2004 10:57 PM

I wonder what percentage of the people here get that.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 10:58 PM

yawns

REEurocracy 136 8
07/21/2004 10:58 PM

I have already begun stealing your pranks and putting them on RE. I guess that makes you all SUCKERS!!!

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/21/2004 10:59 PM

Or you a pathetic wannabe

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/21/2004 11:00 PM

<action> suck suck..suck suck

68,315 13
07/21/2004 11:02 PM

yo.

0 8
07/21/2004 11:02 PM

Hahahaa! This will make the RE-prank.org network even bigger!

REEurocracy 136 8
07/21/2004 11:12 PM

You worms rotteneggs.com is the best. You're too wimpy to come fight on our turf. Cowards. I'm a mighty mod on rotteneggs. We will prevail.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/21/2004 11:13 PM

Quick Jeff become another security risk and then when you get to be on national television again mention the prant rotten eggs has about taking anthrax and other biological weapons on planes and what not.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2004 11:14 PM

that site... wasn't particularly good.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 11:15 PM

I believe the phrase you're looking for is "blows goats"

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/21/2004 11:16 PM

Interesting



Particularly...Permitted Uses. You agree that you are responsible for your own communications and for any consequences thereof. You agree to use the Communities only to send and receive messages and material that are legal, proper and related to the particular Community. By way of example, and not as a limitation, you agree that when using a Community, you will not:



Defame, abuse, harass, stalk, threaten or otherwise violate the legal rights (such as rights of privacy and publicity) of others. Publish, post, upload, distribute or disseminate or offer to do the same (hereinafter "Post") any inappropriate, defamatory, infringing, obscene, or unlawful material or information. Post any material that infringes any patent, trademark, copyright, trade secret or other proprietary right of any party (the "Rights"), unless you are the owner of the Rights or have the permission of the owner to post or transmit such material.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/21/2004 11:16 PM

The wonders of the internet include the fact that there is no "turf". So all of us may chose to go where we please, or in this case, not go, and where I chose NOT TO GO is your site.



Thanks though!

REEurocracy 136 8
07/21/2004 11:19 PM

How dare you pollute rotteneggs.com with your filth. If you dare enter our forum, I shall kick you all the way back over here.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/21/2004 11:19 PM

I like this one too!!



Section 5. Copyright Infringement and Copyright Agent.



The Company may, in appropriate circumstances and at its discretion, remove, or disable access to, material on the Web Site that infringes on the rights of others.



If you believe that your work has been used on the Web Site in a manner that constitutes copyright infringement, please provide the Company's Copyright Agent with a written notice (e-mail is sufficient) that includes the following information:



an electronic or physical signature of a person authorized to act on behalf of the owner of the exclusive right that is allegedly infringed; identification of the copyrighted work claimed to have been infringed; a description of where the material that you claim is infringing is located on the Web Site; your address, telephone number, and email address; a statement by you that you have a good faith belief that the disputed use is not authorized by the copyright owner, its agent, or the law; a statement by you, under penalty of perjury, that the information in your notice is accurate and that you are the copyright owner or

authorized to act on the copyright owner's behalf.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 11:21 PM

<a href=http://www.zug.com/jhargrave/pumpkin2003/index.html>you should start with this prank</a>

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 11:22 PM

oops

REEurocracy 136 8
07/21/2004 11:23 PM

Even if you suckers dare enter my forum, you won't be able to post until you have tons of eggpoints. Suckers!!!!!!!!

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 11:24 PM

1. Your forum sucks

2. We don't want to post there.

3. Profit.

filly182 39,193 20
07/21/2004 11:24 PM

Whereas you can just be banned on this site for being a pain in the ass. Much better.

0 8
07/21/2004 11:25 PM

It's a good thing, too. It keeps out spammers.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/21/2004 11:26 PM

But are you eggscited?

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/21/2004 11:27 PM

Damnit, the anger management was working for a while and I haven't assaulted anybody, but now I really really want to hit this guy.



They should outlaw being a complete dumbass or something.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 11:28 PM

Don't worry. If you hang out here long enough, you develop a huge sense of disinterest in everything.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/21/2004 11:36 PM

<action>hands reek a laxative</action>Did your mother not give you enough enemas as a child? You know how the saying goes ....Poop at least once a day so you won't have Shakespearety thoughts..



A coincidence??? I think not!

ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2004 11:37 PM

Because the pure extract is at least 35 percent alcohol by volume, it is the equivalent of 70-proof alcohol,

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/21/2004 11:37 PM

Chi, I want you to stop going to those...places. It's having a negative impact on your spelling skills.

Flurizzle fo' schizzle (now G-UINIT rated) 14,139 11
07/21/2004 11:37 PM

Threads like this make me happy. i feel better about myself after reading the retarted attacks some of you people make on your keyboard.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/21/2004 11:39 PM

i wonder if rabidcrax hangs out there.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/21/2004 11:41 PM

OH really, Im not a mod huh.



Read it and weep. http://www.rotteneggs.com/re_display_user.php3?euro

REEurocracy 136 8
07/21/2004 11:44 PM

I'm going to steal everything off this site then get credit for it on Rotteneggs. Don't bother bitching on my site because you dont have enough points to spam!!!

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/21/2004 11:47 PM

See now that is where you're mistaken, bitching about it on your site is one thing, reporting you to the web host is another. I think we should turn your site into a mirror for goatse and tubgirl.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/21/2004 11:49 PM

And change your icon Frosttard.

Flurizzle fo' schizzle (now G-UINIT rated) 14,139 11
07/21/2004 11:50 PM

Look, I'd love to stay here an argue, with you but my girlfriend just rang and she says that I need to spend some time with her. Sorry. Some other time?

Saturday and friday nights dont work for me.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/21/2004 11:55 PM

How dare you threaten rotteneggs?? If you come to the forum, we'll eat you alive.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/21/2004 11:56 PM

I thought we couldn't come to your forum

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/21/2004 11:57 PM

I'll threaten who I want, bitch. From now on I'm your sugar daddy.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/21/2004 11:58 PM

Haha.. this doofus wants us to come to his forum. He's gonna cry if we don't.





Someone get him a tissue.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/21/2004 11:59 PM

<action> hands tissue..

Flurizzle fo' schizzle (now G-UINIT rated) 14,139 11
07/21/2004 11:59 PM

I hate to be the one to break it to you but no one gives a Shakespeare. You don't eat anyone up on the internet. You don't kick anyones ass.

You don't gain respect.

You're not cool.

All that happens is that the "losing" participant in the argument walks away from their computer and intereacts with his fellow man, and woman, the way evolution, god, Ja or whoever intended.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/21/2004 11:59 PM

You don't have the mental skills to enter my forum if thats what you mean. As far as my icon is concerned, YOU CHANGE YOURS!!

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 12:01 AM

The Frost-ing layout of your website is so poor that it makes tubgirl look like the prettiest thing I've ever seen.

Flurizzle fo' schizzle (now G-UINIT rated) 14,139 11
07/22/2004 12:06 AM

I agree. Your site looks like you wiped your bleeding ass with an "HTML For Frost-ing Idiots" book and then typed in everything that you could still see.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/22/2004 12:07 AM

<action> ...... is speechless at utter stupidity

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 12:11 AM

Does anybody else find it ironic that the Rotteneggs webpage terms of conditions says "Thou shalt not Plagiarise"

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 12:14 AM

Too bad that I, euro rule RE under a eurocracy and am above what the terms and conditions denote. Therefore, everything here is MINE! You are powerless to stop me!

yorkydee 709 9
07/22/2004 12:14 AM

I thought I was imagining things but after a second look of rotteneggs, I am positive I saw REEurocracy jerking off into an old Pepsi bottle while fondling a pair of his mommie's size 12 panties.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 12:17 AM

Not so fast dickweed, you may think your above your rules at that website, but this is ZUG.



AND HERE YOU ABIDE BY OUR RULES



Goes outside to smoke

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 12:18 AM

Come and get me then you jackasses!

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 12:19 AM

Come and get me then you jackasses!

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 12:19 AM

Come and get me then you jackasses!

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/22/2004 05:16 AM

why don't you get you hand off your dick long enough to come up with you own stuff asswipe

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/22/2004 06:49 AM

Come and get me then you jackasses!



uh..

um..



ok, who gave him a time-machine?

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/22/2004 08:32 AM

Wow, this Euro guy sure is popular among his crowd. Just LOOK at all those usernames created in his honor!



This crap site won't let me link the search results, to just type "euro" in the "Search for a user" box.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 08:36 AM

Hello anita, good to see you agian.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/22/2004 08:48 AM

I used to be a mod. Back in high school. I wore white eyeliner and white lipstick, and my boyfriend rode a vespa. I had a big green parka with a union jack on the back, and we watched Quadrophenia.

Lila 78,550 13
07/22/2004 09:25 AM

Well, I see that little bit of fun only last about an hour.

Another one bites the dust.

Either that or his mommy hasn't woken him up for breakfast and terrorizing the internet yet.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 09:27 AM

I think his kind is allergic to sunlight. Wait until night, and he'll return to scourge the living.

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/22/2004 09:31 AM

I didn't think anyone else noticed his time-traveling but frogpop caught that too.

Briham 38,843 10
07/22/2004 09:31 AM

He's only pretending to be stupid, right? People this stupid don't really exist, right? I hope so, because mynutzurface and the folks down at prank.org have already made me lose most of my respect for the human race. If Eurocracy is actually being serious, I may have carry out my plan for nuclear destruction of the planet.

Lila 78,550 13
07/22/2004 09:32 AM

I noticed it. I thought my meds were just kicking in.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 09:32 AM

He's a witch! Burn him!



</Monty Python>

Lila 78,550 13
07/22/2004 09:32 AM

<action>was referring to the time-traveling remark

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/22/2004 09:38 AM

I'm so eggstatic!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 09:47 AM

Suddenly I have a craving for scrambled eggs....

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/22/2004 09:50 AM

You want me.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 09:52 AM

I notice that wasn't phrased in the form of a question.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 09:52 AM

We ALL want you, csme.

Lila 78,550 13
07/22/2004 10:02 AM

Except me. I don't particularly want you. Sorry.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/22/2004 10:03 AM

I want you, Lila.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 10:04 AM

Back off - she's mine! Unless you want to share.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 10:04 AM

If there's one thing kindergarten taught me, it's that sharing is good.

Lila 78,550 13
07/22/2004 10:05 AM

Ooo, teh hot lesbo sexo over me! And a good morning to all you hetero men!

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/22/2004 10:05 AM

What the-- Since when is Lila yours?! I GOT FIRST DIBS ON HER!!!!







































....sure, I'll share.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/22/2004 10:06 AM

But I get to wear the strap-on.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 10:09 AM

Well, I meant CSME was mine. But if Lila's interested...

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 10:10 AM

... Orgy time!

Lila 78,550 13
07/22/2004 10:11 AM

<action>breaks out the tire iron

Ok, girls, let's get it on!

Bankey 70,843 10
07/22/2004 10:13 AM

so.confused.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 10:14 AM

Didn't your parents ever tell you about the birds and the bees, Bankey?



<flashback>'The birds Frost the bees, son.'</flashback>

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 10:19 AM

What the Frost were your parents on?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 10:21 AM

I'm not sure; they never shared.



I had to learn about sharing from kindergarten, remember?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 10:25 AM

I do know that they still have some weed left from the sixties, though. They lost a bag somewhere in the house.

Anita Bottle Of Aloe Vera 6,762 9
07/22/2004 10:30 AM

Can weed go bad, like milk that's been left out too long or a person that's been exposed to too much GAB?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 10:32 AM

You can be exposed to too much gab?



And I think it stays good until it decomposes; it just loses some of its effectiveness.



Hm ... I wonder if you could snort powdered cocaine.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 10:33 AM

Sure don't even say hi.



I've stolen your cats, they are currently in the mail to bankeys.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 10:34 AM

Wait. That came out wrong. I wonder if you can snort powdered marinjuana like cocaine.

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/22/2004 11:36 AM

I dunno, I usually just grind up some Cheerio's.

Chance 171,270 14
07/22/2004 11:39 AM

rotten eggs, smotten eggs.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 11:54 AM

OK. I just checked out rotteneggs.com's forums. Someone named "Zug" is threatening to take them over. Now I have a feeling that this euro fellow is just trying to get a war started. At least I hope so. If any of you are over there trying to "front" for your "homies" back in the "hood," please knock it off. Our only rival is House of Bugs, and that's only because they get bored sometimes and have to deride us when the conversations about politics get to 500 posts. So, once again, I am assuming that the user on rotteneggs.com is really just this euro fellow, but if it is one of you, knock it off. Thanks.

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/22/2004 12:02 PM

I wonder what my dead kitty would think of this delema?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:03 PM

WWTDKT?



(What Would Trixxie's Dead Kitty Think?)

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/22/2004 12:08 PM

I would so buy that wristband.

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 12:08 PM

Zug is the only comedy website for me, anything else would be like cheating.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:17 PM

Fratberry, would you be interested in a t-shirt instead?

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 12:19 PM

Uh - Chi? A little help with the link, please?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:21 PM

My bad. That first link was for my admin page.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2004 12:22 PM

Whoa Chi dude! Because your linky needs a cookie to let me view that page, instead I searched for your item number. It directed me to this page, which mysteriously mentions ninja items!!! OMFG?!?! The call is coming from inside the house!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:23 PM

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 12:25 PM

How dare you violate my site??? Just for that i will steal all of your pranks. I, the mighty Rotteneggs.com moderator will crush this insurgence!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:27 PM

Yeah. Great. Whee. No one violated your site. We're all above the age of 14 here, and some of us have seen vaginas in real life.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 12:27 PM

Vaginas are purty.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 12:28 PM

RE - How old are you?

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2004 12:30 PM

You see? I warned you about the 12-year olds posting their mindless drivel. Didn't I?



Yes, I did.



p.s. REEurocracy, please Frost off and die. Noone cares about you or your pathetic web sites. Go find a job or something. Here, take your ritalin.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 12:30 PM

Man, that confused me. I need to drink less.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 12:31 PM

You dare to talk to me like you're my equal, eh? I am superior to all of you.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:32 PM

NOTE TO ALL GABBERS: Don't talk to this guy. Don't respond to him any longer. Unlike genital warts, ignoring him WILL make him go away. I myself will no longer "egg" him on. HAHAHAHBLADDOW!

TehMoniker 56 8
07/22/2004 12:34 PM

Hah. Eggcelent idea. I wish my manager would just leave me alone so I could GAB.

Briham 38,843 10
07/22/2004 12:34 PM

You mean we're NOT supposed ignore genital warts? Dammit!

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 12:37 PM

Good, no more opposition!

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/22/2004 12:42 PM

Man I am honored. let me know if you sell any

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:43 PM

No one has bought any of my shirts, even though they have a lot of awesomeness woven into the cotton. It's a polyblend of cotton, polyester and AWESOME. Cool iron only (if needed.)

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 12:48 PM

You know what else makes people disappear?



A gun, shovel and a sack of potatos.



You don't need to know what the potatos are for.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/22/2004 12:49 PM

Chi, instead of a cool-iron, can I use my Wicked-Iron on your shirts??

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:50 PM

The potatoes are loaded with carbs, so if the gun doesn't work you feed them potatoes until they grow bloated and die from complications arising from diabetes! HAHAH! You sir are a diabolically magnificient BASTARD!

TTJane-Spicey is my Tarzan 173,958 15
07/22/2004 12:51 PM

Some words of wisdom from rotteneggs-





Shut the hell up, you pansy. "Oh my God! You can't say nigga in a FORUM!" Please. Black people do suck. Most of them just lay around the house, doing drugs, and getting pregant. (I aint no hoe, BEOTCH!) Blacks, along with most of the other minorities, #*@!ed up this country pretty bad, Bluegg. And your name sounds pretty homosexual as well.



They have more babies out of wedlock than any other race in the US. They also fill up about 80% of jail cells when they only make up 15% of the population. Average STANDARDIZED test scores differ almost 34 points from whites, when they are taught by the same school, by the same teachers. Inferior? I think so.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2004 12:52 PM

Cool iron, indeed. I ruined my best shirt this morning because apparently my Poe 100% polyester shirt doesn't get along well with the 2500 degree steam iron.



Plays well with others: C-

Listens to instructions: B+

Burns holes in shirts: A+++

Fartpuppy - Now with 20% more lurk 5,142 13
07/22/2004 12:52 PM

Well ummm.... I was just going to say that I would be getting hungry... you know burying somebody by myself...



But that would work too... yeah...

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 12:53 PM

Yeah, I noticed that too. Pretty good forum for Aryans and closet cases. I'm guessing the average age to post over there is 16, MAYBE 17 tops.

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/22/2004 01:04 PM

I may buy one in the future, right now the wound is to raw.

Errol 10,584 9
07/22/2004 01:05 PM

Has this guy actually taken any of John's work?

TTJane-Spicey is my Tarzan 173,958 15
07/22/2004 01:06 PM

One word my friends. Vannilla extract



1.vanilla

2.extract

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 01:07 PM

No. He would probably be worshipped like a God over there if he did. The pranks they have are retarded as hell. I wish people would pay closer attention to their children's emotional needs. Then they would probably do better pranks.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/22/2004 01:14 PM

Nice shirts Chi Chi when I get back I'm going to get a few of those. I will get my wife to wear the vagina sandwich one. She will love it!

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 01:20 PM

I havn't yet but ive given my users permission to have a free day taking pranks from here.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/22/2004 01:22 PM

Rotten Eggs will take over this site



Good luck negotiating with the Germans on that deal.

TTJane-Spicey is my Tarzan 173,958 15
07/22/2004 01:24 PM

I've been looking over the site. They've got a 12 year old talking about being drunk and taking pills. They've got kids talking racist Shakespeare. And they're giving these kids directions on how to make bombs. Not to sound like a mother, but I'm scared to death that these are the kind of people my kids are going to have to deal with.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 01:24 PM

Who the hell clickied him???

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/22/2004 01:25 PM

<action> holds hands over ears, closes eyes



LALALALALALA IGNORING LALALALALA IGNORING

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 01:33 PM

I'm surprised you managed to take your hands out of your pants long enough.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/22/2004 01:33 PM

Telling Gabbers to ignore a thread. Yeah, like that'll ever happen!



This post being a prime example. Observe.



REEurocracy 7/22/2004 12:20 pm [cxX8BEyYZB6fTbLqYq8PkQ]



I havn't yet but ive given my users permission to have a free day taking pranks from here.



So you havn't yet but you have. Posts such as those instill in me a hearty confidence in our educational system.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 01:34 PM

He didn't say they were HIS hands, Ditdah.

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/22/2004 01:35 PM

TTJ - I know what you mean. My 7 yr old can't type out the MacGyver-type bomb making instuctions as fast as the little nazi's are asking for them.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 01:39 PM

Oliver Chest holds hands over ears, closes eyes

I'm surprised you managed to take your hands out of your pants long enough.

He didn't say they were HIS hands, Ditdah.



eeeewwwww....creepy!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/22/2004 01:39 PM

I need to take a breather every now and then. I'm building up some major callouses here.

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/22/2004 01:41 PM

The callouses should make your dick harder.





















Oh. You meant callouses on your hands, didn't you?

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 01:42 PM

I will allow all your pranks to be mine. And even if you fools do come to rotteneggs.com, ill just deny that REEurocracy is even me.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 01:44 PM

NOTE TO ALL GABBERS: Don't talk to this guy. Don't respond to him any longer. Unlike genital warts, ignoring him WILL make him go away. I myself will no longer "egg" him on. HAHAHAHBLADDOW! Also, it seems that this guy is imping someone from rotteneggs, and is trying to start a flame war. DON'T FALL PREY TO THE SEXY LURE OF A FLAME WAR!

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/22/2004 01:46 PM

I said:



The callouses should make your dick harder.















Oh. You meant callouses on your hands, didn't you?











Comedy GOLD!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/22/2004 01:49 PM

No, not hands.





But I gave you clickies

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/22/2004 02:00 PM

Y'all hear the one about the dumbass who posted a bunch of crap and then denied it, and then the white-out didn't work?



I guess he could try licking his monitor...

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/22/2004 02:00 PM

"FLAME WAR!"



Having a flame war is like competing in the special olympics:



Even if you win, you're still retarded.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/22/2004 02:03 PM

you're still retarded.



Yeah, retarded, but with a Frost-ing GOLD MEDAL!!!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 02:05 PM

Flame wars give out gold medals?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/22/2004 02:06 PM

Yes.

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/22/2004 02:06 PM

It's not gold. The retards just can't tell the difference.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/22/2004 02:08 PM

Good enough or me....wait.



oops.



I really wish this place had an 'edit' feature.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/22/2004 02:09 PM

What's better then winning the gold medal at the special olympics?



























Not being Retarded!!

(fav joke EVER)

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 02:12 PM

Hey! I'm one clicke away from 400. That's 100 this week alone!



You like me! You really like me!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 02:13 PM

Or, you just like that I talk about sex a lot.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 02:14 PM

You guys are retarded. I'll claim all of Johns pranks are my own, then ill be adored at my site. If you come around complaining, I'll just deny I ever was here. The perfect plan.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 02:15 PM

There you go, Ditdah. Your 400th clickie, courtesy of me.



... Damnit, you're rated funnier than I am!

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/22/2004 02:17 PM

...and then mister Bond, you have to click on this button to save the world and foil my perfect plan. Bwahahhahahaha...

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/22/2004 02:19 PM

Damnit, you're rated funnier than I am!



Uhhhh... I been here longer?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/22/2004 02:21 PM

Has that retard Euro read this yet?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 02:22 PM

No, I mean funniest this month. I'm 26, you're 19.



On the other hand, today is just my two-week anniversary. I guess that's not so bad.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/22/2004 02:24 PM

I'm ranked 20, I've only been here a week.



My goal is to stay right behind Ditdah. I like to be behind Ditdah.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/22/2004 02:26 PM

"Yeah, retarded, but with a Frost-ing GOLD MEDAL!!!"



So. impressive.



>*< Safe.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 02:29 PM

It begins. You will be punished for you insolence.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/22/2004 02:32 PM

Heh. Nice how they gave the retard the medal BEFORE HE WON.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/22/2004 02:39 PM

i smell a fix! all bets are off!

Trixxie (Ms. Anita Douche') LeMay 65,021 15
07/22/2004 02:53 PM

Mr. McBumpity

Save the Dolphins 2,598 9
07/22/2004 03:11 PM

Eggscuse me? After diligently reading the entire thread, I think I missed something there.

Munkus 2,801 10
07/22/2004 03:19 PM

Is it just me or did that dipShakespeare say pretty much exactly the sam thing in every one of his posts?



EU?



i guess that stands for Echoing Frostwit!

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 03:41 PM

The rotteneggs users will overrun you!!! No one will believe anything.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/22/2004 03:49 PM

Do you have a flag??

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/22/2004 04:04 PM

No, but he is one. Oh, you said flag.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/22/2004 04:20 PM

No flag, no website. That's the rules!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/22/2004 04:22 PM

I would personally like to welcome our new RottenEgg overlords.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/22/2004 04:40 PM

Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/22/2004 04:50 PM

Wow, I don't know what happened with all those rotten egg threads, but I'm glad I missed it. Can we send mail bombs to their server yet?

Lila 78,550 13
07/22/2004 04:56 PM

No flag, no website. That's the rules!



That...I just made up.

SHP: it's all about me 181,718 70
07/22/2004 05:02 PM

Lila, I knew I loved you, but if you can quote HIM, then we shall be married.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
07/22/2004 05:10 PM

REEurocracy



You spelled "asshat" wrong.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/22/2004 09:25 PM

Did you guys like the ping flood we caused earlier? And the greatest thing is, no one believes that I really am me.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/22/2004 10:13 PM

It's not that nobody believes you. It's just that nobody cares.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/23/2004 02:12 PM

According to the ratings, this is one of the funniest conversations this month. I am outraged that you find rotteneggs.com takeover demandes to be humorous.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/23/2004 02:16 PM

1902: This very first year Cadillac used modern techniques in the design such as rack-and-pinion steering, variable lift intake valve instead of throttle control, and (sort-of) overhead valve design. The variable lift inlet valve design is now, a hundred years later, used by BMW in their four cylinder cars - it is probably advertised now as a "new" technique as well! Cadillac abandoned the variable lift design in 1907 due to patent issues - the individual who held the patent rights had left Cadillac and required royalty.

The overhead valve is a mild overstatement as the valve was vertical while piston travel was horizontal.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/23/2004 02:16 PM

<action>is outraged she came back in this thread only to find NOTHING INTERESTING IN HERE. </action>



I'm going back to the poop thread.

Briham and cheese omelette 38,843 10
07/23/2004 02:17 PM

Yeah, we're the kind of crowd that would laugh at the special olympics.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/23/2004 02:17 PM

STOP CLICKING THE DAMN EUROWEENIE!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/23/2004 02:18 PM

variable lift inlet valve design



Cheech, what the hell does this mean?

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/23/2004 02:18 PM

...not that I REALLY care...

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/23/2004 02:21 PM

There was a guy here on GAB once, a strange fellow by the name of Mr. Gardenback. He was like the Pied Piper of Funny, for when he played his magic flute, hilarity was soon to follow him. When a n00b started acting retardeded, G-back would start posting random facts about Cadillacs, himself an enthusiast of the landboats. So, I am taking this over because Gardenback went to HoB and doesn't visit anymore.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/23/2004 02:23 PM

I got the point of the post, I just didn't understand the inlet valve thing.

'Course, I am a girl...

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/23/2004 02:25 PM

It's all very simple. You just highlight the valve, use your Ctrl+C wrench and place it over the Ctrl+V flange.

REEurocracy 136 8
07/24/2004 10:16 PM

You're all idiots. Now, one of you little Shakespeares is spamming our forum. Ive already banned several of you fools and deleted your messages so resistance is futile.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/24/2004 10:17 PM

Chi-Chi, would you be so kind as to explain how Rack-And-Pinion steering works?



Thanks, you're a peach.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/24/2004 10:19 PM

i like pumpkin pie, but only if i smother it in cool whip first.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/24/2004 10:19 PM

Check the IP. It's probably you.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/24/2004 10:20 PM

My Pioneer DEH-P3550MP has a detatchable full flap face.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/24/2004 10:21 PM

This is really really funny if you can read it(Cyrillic windows):



,

, ,

, ,

-.

,

:

,

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/24/2004 10:23 PM

What the Frost is that? Russian?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/24/2004 10:27 PM

Yes.



Zug does not let me write a simple 'Yes.' so I tacked on this sentence

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/24/2004 10:28 PM

Whatever it is, it took way too much time.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/24/2004 10:34 PM

Let me tell you about a little thing called 'copy' and 'paste'...

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/25/2004 12:06 AM

Metaphysics, Philosophers, agnostics, Slush'te, peasants, noodles to me to hang throw- kA. I indicate authoritatively that material is discrete: You will not immediately flood with volley, A on the throats quietly you drink

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/25/2004 12:11 AM

I think everyone here was keenly aware of that little fact.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/25/2004 12:11 AM

This is the way the world ends.

Not with a bang, but a whimper.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/25/2004 12:13 AM

I figured it would be more like this sound: "pfffffffffffffffffffff"

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/25/2004 12:20 AM

When the world ends it's going to be awesome. I plan on beating off.

Errol 10,584 9
07/25/2004 12:23 AM

When the world ends, Jesus is going to take me away in his spaceship.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/25/2004 12:28 AM

When the world ends, I'm gonna hitch a ride on a Vogan ship.

Gonzo 20,522 17
07/25/2004 12:52 AM

The world is ending? Shakespeare. I wanted to make it with Milla Jovovich in the Leeloo costume before that happened.



Stupid procrastination!

Fluro 14,139 11
10/30/2004 01:34 AM

Bumpy McGabwins.