The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/25/2004 08:09 PM

You know you're addicted to GAB when...you're sick of seeing "You know you're addicted to GAB when..." threads.

Cyootegirl 27 8
07/25/2004 08:10 PM

is that show even still on the air?

The High Priestess of Stewie, Mistress of the Seas 58,869 29
07/25/2004 08:11 PM

Television......?

Cyootegirl 27 8
07/25/2004 08:13 PM

haha my bad thats what i meant

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/25/2004 08:19 PM

Twin Peaks was a wierd show: True or False?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/25/2004 08:20 PM

You know you're addicted to GAB when lack of proper punctuation makes your eyes hurt.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/25/2004 08:21 PM

Can I see your 'Twin Peaks'?

Cyootegirl 27 8
07/25/2004 08:21 PM

Sorry, I'll try just a little bit harder to please you.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/25/2004 08:22 PM

Talk to new girl over in that other thread. Next contestant?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/25/2004 08:23 PM

I'm sorry, time's up.



Hammer is the answer we were looking for. Hammer.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/25/2004 08:23 PM

I'd like to buy a vowel!

Booger Cube 277 9
07/25/2004 08:25 PM

You know you're addicted to GAB when you stop dreaming about sex, and start dreaming about tubgirl.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/25/2004 08:29 PM

...when you stop dreaming about sex, and start dreaming about tubgirl.



When that happens, it's time to see a specialist!

Munkus 2,801 10
07/25/2004 08:34 PM

My name is Michael...









...and im a tubgirloholic

pseudonomen 133 8
07/25/2004 10:13 PM

You "frost" someone

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/25/2004 10:53 PM

Hi everyone. I'm the High Priestess. I've been goatse free for 3 weeks now. It's been really hard. I had this craving the other night and almost gave in, but after calling my sponser, we had a heart to heart and before I knew it, the craving was over!

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/25/2004 10:59 PM

Why didn't you just grab the porthole?

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/26/2004 02:14 AM

<action>frantically hits refresh button every 15 seconds

Briham 38,843 10
07/26/2004 02:25 AM

When I read posts, my brain automatically translates the swearbot. I read excrement aShakespeare, copulate as Frost, and so on. I fear that if I'm ever reading aloud and for some reason I come across the word copulate, I'll accidently drop the f-bomb in front of my family or young children or some other group who lacks an appreciation for vulgarities.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/26/2004 04:22 AM

Gab has made me less socialy acceptable. I have to really control myself to not post some things on other forums.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
07/26/2004 04:24 AM

People post in other forums?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/26/2004 04:24 AM

I say something clever in person, and am disapointed that

A: you guys could not see it

B: I got no clickies

Flying Hippo, Looking for a new name 1,246 10
07/26/2004 05:13 AM

you know you are not ready for GAB when:



1. you start stupid threads about being addicted to gab,



OF COURSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO GAB!!!

YOUR STILL HERE ARENT YOU!!!

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/26/2004 05:15 AM

I can quit anytime I want.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/26/2004 01:37 PM

I was addicted to gab. Then i started doing crystal meth. Man that was fun. But hey, im back.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/27/2004 05:04 AM

You know you're addicted to GAB when you're driving home from work and the car in front of you has the number plate 297:SHP. And for a split second you think it could be sexual harassment panda's private number plates.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/27/2004 06:12 AM

You know you are addicted to GAB when a Turkey makes you cum on a trampoline in the rain 3 times...



and he makes you dinner when you get home from work. A KICK ASS DINNER!

superturkey 6,678 0
07/27/2004 06:17 AM

it was 4 times, don't listen to her!



I RULE!!!



(check isp's if you don't believe it, bitch!!!!)

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/27/2004 06:18 AM

I hope you got to jump on the trampoline before you nutted all over it.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/27/2004 06:37 AM

He pulled a big ass back flip - then he licked this clit.



There was lightening and thund-uh!



It was totally the Shakespeare!

snappleapple 167 8
07/27/2004 07:30 AM

when someone at work says something funny and you excitedly say "clickie for you"...not that it really happened to me or anything...

Daggy 86,705 14
07/27/2004 07:49 AM

I bet you say LOL out loud, huh?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/27/2004 07:57 AM

Hahaha, Daggy! HaHah!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/27/2004 07:57 AM

ha.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/27/2004 08:39 AM

I tell people that they are 'frosting' jerks...so I guess that counts.

Daggy 86,705 14
07/27/2004 10:18 AM

Hahaha, Daggy! HaHah!



You mispelled 'LMAO'.