Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
07/26/2004 01:39 PM

My sanity.

Robin 14,626 9
07/26/2004 01:40 PM

sleep driectly related to good judgement and tact.

Robin 14,626 9
07/26/2004 01:41 PM

directly even

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 01:41 PM

My marbles.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/26/2004 01:42 PM

my aunt



she died last night at like 9 o'clock.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/26/2004 01:44 PM

I wanted to say something funny, but now I just feel bad for Wedgie. Sorry Wedgie.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/26/2004 01:46 PM

Thanks Ollie. Didn't mean to de-rail the post.



Funny away....I could use the laughs

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 01:46 PM

Dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt, dead aunt, dead auuuuuuuunt, deeeeeaad aunt. </pink panther theme>

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/26/2004 01:49 PM

Pegleg...you BASTARD!



You beat me by one minute!

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/26/2004 01:50 PM

Right now, I am missing my wife.



But my aim is getting better, I'll keep practicing.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
07/26/2004 01:51 PM

I miss when people were calling Chickens by his rightful name.



I don't like the newb thing where they call him "pegleg."



Ew.

Errol 10,584 9
07/26/2004 01:53 PM

I miss being happy. I hate monday.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/26/2004 01:55 PM

It's been 13 years to the day since Paul Reubens' career went missing.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/26/2004 01:56 PM

Sounds like someone's got a case of the Mundays!

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/26/2004 01:57 PM

I do love the man, though

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/26/2004 01:58 PM

I am missing:



a social life



a Shakespeareload of clickies in order to put my ranking higher.



a multi tonal voice

Errol 10,584 9
07/26/2004 01:58 PM

<action> walks over and beats Ditdah with a crowbar </action>

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/26/2004 01:58 PM

My left arm..Has anyone seen it around? I think I left it in the trash.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 02:02 PM

Have you checked jane? I hear she's in the market for a spare.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/26/2004 02:05 PM

Finders keepers, losers weepers.



Besides, do you really want to take the arm away from my daughter? She's so excited to finally have 2, she's clapping in delight.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/26/2004 02:10 PM

Actually, I coudn't think of anything funny to say, so I was just using the dead aunt thing as an excuse to not be funny... So there ya go.



Will you send me naked pictures of yourself because I was sympathetic?

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/26/2004 02:11 PM

Alas, I will never be able to multitask again, and my girlfriend is going to miss that arm.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/26/2004 02:15 PM

I'm not allowed to send nekkid pictures of myself to strangers I meet online anymore.



But you can send me nekkid pictures!



I'm doing my college thesis on the phenomenon of the 9-inch penis. I only appears on men who chat online. So you would be helping me with my research.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/26/2004 02:18 PM

Well, if you turn that 9 upside down, and subtract by 1.3, and then the square root of that, and then you would have the correct length....

























I mean I am very tall.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/26/2004 02:23 PM

I have always found size to be relative. I'm only 5 foot tall. So, 9 inches would take up ALOT of room.



Not sure I have that much room available.



Then again, math isn't my strong suit.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/26/2004 02:29 PM

The silicon chip inside her head gets switched to "overload," Nobody's gonna go to school today, she's gonna make them stay at home.



Daddy doesn't understand it, he always said she was "good as gold"



Cause there are no reasons...what reason do you need to be told?



I don't like Mondays.------





Bob Geldhof and The Boomtown Rats.

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/26/2004 02:47 PM

<action> Wishing he could pretend to be drunk </action>

I miss the carefree days of my youth. Innocence, where are you?



Why does no one answer? WHY?



The stars are cold.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/26/2004 03:00 PM

so I was just using the dead aunt thing as an excuse to not be funny



Well, that's not too bad. I used her dead-aunt as a chew-toy...

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/26/2004 03:01 PM

My aunt is using being dead as an excuse not to be funny.



Its not working as well as she would like.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
07/26/2004 03:10 PM

I'm missing my virginity. Has anyone seen it?





Wait, I have a better life since I lost it. I don't want it back.

Dan, and you are? 378 8
07/26/2004 03:47 PM

a: My paycheck.

b: Money to cover the 3 checks I wrote yesterday.



I hate this company.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/26/2004 04:04 PM

i'm missing talk of kittuns' vagina.

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
07/26/2004 05:12 PM

I'm missing the following:



-motivation to work

-gall bladder (don't want it back though)

-one blue sock

-my favorite Wonder Woman Under-Roos.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/26/2004 06:13 PM

<action>runs around motivationally in Wonderwoman underoos, one blue sock and a gall-bladder in tow </action>

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/26/2004 06:19 PM

life

zest

etc

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/26/2004 07:05 PM

my bike. my lovely ugly beaten trek. some jiz-wad stole it ....







and some would say it was my fault ....







because i locked it to a post ...





....



with nothing on top of it .....



...



..

so i guess what i'm really missing is COMMON Frost-ing SENSE!





</continues missing the bike more>

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/26/2004 07:21 PM

<action> thinks coffebean sucks at teh interweb

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/26/2004 07:22 PM

I have an extra chromosome if anyone is interested.

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/26/2004 07:51 PM

Kittuns, some days, you are a goddess.

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/26/2004 07:57 PM

suck at the interweb ... i may - but i suck worse at locking up my bike - and i miss it - which is what this posty-thingy is about- so oliver, stay on topic or bite me but don't offer your penny-priced opinions on the capabilites of others

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/26/2004 07:59 PM

stay on topic or bite me but don't offer your penny-priced opinions on the capabilites of others



Dude, My opinion is worth at least two pence.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/26/2004 08:00 PM

I have an extra kidney.



No really, I do.



I should sell it on ebay for a funny story.



Oh wait. That format has been done.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/26/2004 08:04 PM

<action> bites coffeebean

Mofo Baggins, lord of all things food 10,950 10
07/26/2004 08:05 PM

A dead hoooker stuffed in my matress at the hotel. (I don't think I put her there)

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/26/2004 08:18 PM

*enjoys it*

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/26/2004 08:19 PM

*feels not so good at this interweb thingy coz i can't make action tags follow my name like the Oh-so-farking-cool not-so-n00b's*

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/26/2004 08:32 PM

<action> haha! dumbass...

348 8
07/26/2004 08:35 PM

yes yes - name calling is for weens and boobs ... so how do i make the taggie? or is it so easy i'm going to be pissed off i didn't just guess?

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/26/2004 08:40 PM

Here ya go, doll.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/26/2004 08:40 PM

I'm missing a GAB FAQ. Anybody happen to see it? Anyone? Anyone? Bean?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/26/2004 08:43 PM

piXXXie, I cannot beleive that you passed up a perfectly good chance to throw in a tubgirl, or goatse man. For shame.

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/26/2004 08:44 PM

I'm a disappointment...



Just like mom always told me I would be.



<action> hangs her head and softly weeps.

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/26/2004 08:47 PM

<action>donks self in the head, repeatedly, and gets a bit pissed, coz it really WAS guessably easy. fully deserves every flame and burn that is inevitably coming</action>

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/26/2004 08:48 PM

<action>makes childish faces @ dogs Akimbo ... stretched nostrils, yanked down eyelids, tongue wagging...the works</action>

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/26/2004 08:50 PM

Hey meancoffeebean... You're welcome!



mother-Froster.

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/26/2004 08:58 PM

a'ight pixxxie, don't get pissy.. i apologize for not thanking you QUICKLY - i was trying to come up with an appropriate thank you for the help ... but it takes me a long time to do these things .. i wanted it to be eloquent yet effecient ... these things take TIME - but since you are so impatient .. i will just say THANK YOU ... THANK YOU ... THANK YOU and your farts smell like roses .. or at least .. they will for 2 hours .. and 15 minutes... as long as you accept my apology .... otherwise they'll still smell like what i can only assume Olivers Coleridge..

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/26/2004 08:58 PM

<action>knows i'm gonna get deep fried now ... but won't see it till tomorrow .. so enjoy the bean-burning!</action>

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/26/2004 09:02 PM

I'm having an estrogen overload! Of course I'm pissy!



Give me 10 minutes. I'll love you again. Then in 10 more minutes be ready for my wrath.



Welcome to PMS piXXXie!

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/27/2004 01:14 AM

<action>leaves an offering of bit of decadent chocolate from the moonlight choclatiere in downtown portland for pixxxies PMS-induced cravings</action>

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/27/2004 01:28 AM

<action> wonders if coffeebean will ever stop using the action tag, now that he has figured out how to use it.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
07/27/2004 01:51 AM

<action>wonders why Bean doesn't like capital letters.</action>

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/27/2004 02:09 AM

First to post!

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/04/2004 02:59 PM

pistol - capitol letters have a superiority complex and think they are better than little letters - so i'm just trying to keep everything nice and equal - little letter opressor!

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
08/04/2004 03:07 PM

name calling is for weens and boobs



Yay! Name calling is for me!



*ahem*



Y'all are a bunch of penis-eating, toe-sucking, pie-loving Shakespeare fountains!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
08/04/2004 06:34 PM

now that he has figured out how to use it.



I thought bean was a kitty kat?

the flying nun, ender of threads 1,412 10
08/04/2004 06:40 PM

My left index finger.





A big shark, that one was. Arrr.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 06:41 PM

meancoffebean is a rather ambiguous name. I later discovered her lack of pee pee, and have been mercilessly hitting on her ever since.



Thank you.

the flying nun, ender of threads 1,412 10
08/04/2004 06:42 PM

My right eye.





A big flying shark that was. Arrr.

the flying nun, ender of threads 1,412 10
08/04/2004 06:43 PM

My left ear.







Very hungry for fruit loops, that toucan was. Ears as well. Arrr.

the flying nun, professional pirate 1,412 10
08/04/2004 06:46 PM

<action> is starting to like this </action> Arrr.

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/04/2004 06:48 PM

I got rhythm, I got music, I got my friends. Who could ask for anything more?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 06:51 PM

<action> has figured out why the flying nun is the ender threads...



Cause you don't stop posting on them until they die!!

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
08/04/2004 07:18 PM

the flying nun, professional pirate is starting to like this: Arrr.



Nun, take one of these and Arrr me in the morning.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
08/04/2004 07:28 PM

I think y'all turned into pirates or something.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/04/2004 07:28 PM

I think I'm missing the point of all this...

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
08/04/2004 07:35 PM

<action>squinting</action>Arrrr ya now?

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/04/2004 07:39 PM

What did the illiterate pirate say?







Qqqqqq!

ProlapsedRectum 36 8
08/04/2004 11:17 PM

my virginity...yeah right, I'll be my nursing home's only unflowered octagenarian

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/04/2004 11:26 PM

I miss the good old days before the internet.



Because GAB just sucks now anyone can get on the internet and see it!

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
08/04/2004 11:31 PM

referencing Kittuns' blue sock, Wonder Woman underoos and gall bladder post:



I bow to thee, Mistress Kittuns. You are TEH funny.