The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/26/2004 03:20 PM

To Atkins prime you must go, Jedi to be.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/26/2004 03:21 PM

"Jesus Christ you're a fatass!" - Hans Solo

Errol 10,584 9
07/26/2004 03:23 PM

"And what would any comic convention be without morbidly obese people in costume? It was a huge success." Declared convention organizer, Bob Johnson.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 03:25 PM

Barron Harkonen, no longer able to support his own weight, stumbles into the wrong future fantasy convention.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 03:26 PM

And by stumbles, of course I mean wheeled in his fat guy wheelchair.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/26/2004 03:27 PM

BLARRRGGG!

Errol 10,584 9
07/26/2004 03:28 PM

They plotted and tried to decide which of the skinny nerds they would devour next.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/26/2004 03:29 PM

"At ComicCon, not even the chicks can get laid."

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/26/2004 03:38 PM

Damn chinese portable grav suspensors...

Bankey 70,843 10
07/26/2004 03:40 PM

<Triumph>

"Which one of these buttons do you push to call your mother to come pick you up?"

</Triumph>

Gonzo 20,522 17
07/26/2004 03:42 PM

"I will thank you not to refer to my T-13 Transport as a 'Rascall'!"

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/26/2004 03:42 PM

This one is nice. TO THE HOMEPAGE MOBILE!

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/26/2004 03:42 PM

"Jim, Ed and Martha couldn't figure out where all of the fat people were this year."

Bankey 70,843 10
07/26/2004 03:44 PM

"These are not the fat Starwars geeks you are looking for"

Gonzo 20,522 17
07/26/2004 03:46 PM

"The Ham is strong with this one."

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/26/2004 03:47 PM

"Fear to anger. Anger leads to hunger. Hunger leads to Krispe Kreme."

Chris Garrett....aka Craven ANYhead 86,932 12
07/26/2004 03:50 PM

Cripes! We don't need X-wing fighters....we need XL-wing fighters.







Sorry....at work...and tired...and hungover.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/26/2004 03:51 PM

"Blog this, I so will."

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/26/2004 03:51 PM

"Dude, that is seriously the longest car lighter I've ever seen"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/26/2004 03:52 PM

"That's no fat-ass. It's a space station!"

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/26/2004 03:52 PM

"So a Michael Jackson impersonator, an X-Wing fighter pilot and a Monk walk into a ba...AW Frost IT!

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
07/26/2004 03:55 PM

Jek Porkins Jokes Write Themselves.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
07/26/2004 04:04 PM

Good, the Death Star impersonators are here.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 04:06 PM

This is by far the funniest thread in a long time and the bestest cap con in a month of sundays.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/26/2004 04:12 PM

"Kessel Run? I rode my Razor."

Ms. Trixxie (Rotten Eggsssssssss Farts) LeMay 65,021 15
07/26/2004 04:12 PM

Best CapCom Evah!

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/26/2004 04:13 PM

"Experience? I'm the Star Wars kid!"

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/26/2004 04:14 PM

"Mmmmm... parsnips."



"I said 'Parsecs' you fat ass."

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/26/2004 04:17 PM

It's homepagetacular.

Grand PooPoo 545 8
07/26/2004 04:18 PM

...And they say Star Trek fans are freaks...

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 04:19 PM

I'm still laughing at "the ham is strong with this one."

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/26/2004 04:20 PM

Obi-Wan, meet Obi-TwoFifty

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/26/2004 04:22 PM

"Jubba and the Huts"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/26/2004 04:22 PM

"Jabba and the Huts"

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
07/26/2004 04:22 PM

Nutbutter sucks at teh Gab.

Grand PooPoo 545 8
07/26/2004 04:26 PM

When George Lucas said he wanted the final Star Wars to be the biggest one yet, I didn't think he meant it litterally...

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/26/2004 04:31 PM

Fratberry sucks at teh capcons

Grand PooPoo 545 8
07/26/2004 04:40 PM

I knew I saw that woman before somewhere...

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/26/2004 04:45 PM

That was the first time in months, Poo.

Was it as good for you as it was for me?

DJ Dutch 0 8
07/26/2004 04:52 PM

Is this the check in for tryouts for the new slim fast spokesperson?

Guisseppe 0 8
07/26/2004 05:41 PM

"Hey, hey, hey, what's goin' on, Kevin Smith?

The mysterious Snork 45,655 12
07/26/2004 05:44 PM

"The real reason behind the downfall of the Galactic Empire: affirmative action."

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
07/26/2004 05:48 PM

This is by far the funniest thread in a long time and the bestest cap con in a month of sundays.



And I have yet to score one motherhumping clickie out of the whole deal.



ONCE AGAIN Frost YOU ALL!!!!!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/26/2004 07:17 PM

You got your damn capcon on the homepage. My work here is done, my Jewnuck friend.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/26/2004 07:24 PM

"I don't think she can take any more beef, Captain."



















Oops, sorry wrong convention. I wish I was an uber-geek. Wait, what am I saying?

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/26/2004 07:27 PM

"You'll leave this house or feel the wait of my rod. We're law abiding folk; thanks be to god."











Not Les Mis either, huh?

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/26/2004 07:31 PM

"Hi, I'm Alex. I'm the leader of a new cult just starting up in San Diego. This is Francine, my lover. She does road construction in LA. And you must be the friar from the Greek wedding next door?"

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/26/2004 07:36 PM

I don't know how people who can unabashedly dress like this, and still not be able to approach new people, outside of conventions, to make new friends.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
07/26/2004 07:37 PM

"Damn, I think the batteries went out on my light saber again."

Squeaks 359 8
07/26/2004 07:38 PM

"You guys do realize we will be defying several laws of physics and exceeding the weight limit by going through with this threesome, don't you?"

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/26/2004 07:47 PM

You put a capcon on the front page and THE FUNNY IS SUCKED OUT LIKE A BLACK HOLE.

Mr.Sin 90 8
07/26/2004 09:32 PM

"That's not a lightsaber..."

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/26/2004 09:41 PM

Wouldn't it be cool if you could use the force to make Big Macs? I'd never have to leave the house!

Munkus 2,801 10
07/26/2004 09:42 PM

"Mmmmm... parsnips."



By the looks of him this guy hasnt touched a parsnip for a long time.





Neither has he seen his penis.

PersianZug 888 9
07/26/2004 09:51 PM

"no, auditions for playing planets are in the opposite room- and yes you do get free curlyfries."

PersianZug 888 9
07/26/2004 09:54 PM

audition panel: *phones canteen*

"mothership, you should get reinforcements, imperial fatters heading you way"

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/26/2004 10:06 PM

And then this one time at space camp some of the other kids dared me to stick my light saber up my butt to find Uranus, but no luck! Later on I laid in bed and ate Smores off of it, mmmmm Smores.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/26/2004 10:10 PM

Jabba the Hutt: "I am your father, Luke."



Luke: "Right... well that Frostin' explains a lot."

Sir Clovis 1,465 10
07/26/2004 10:18 PM

After months of no contact, Virnomine's family teams up to find him.

But with no luck the search ends at a Star Wars convention.

Happy Fun Ball 852 9
07/26/2004 11:08 PM

"Now pay attention, in the event of a water landing this guy can be used as a floatation device. Should you become stranded on Hoth, he may also used for an emergancy 1 year food supply and his carcass will sleep 4 in the event of a camping trip. Also, should you run out of ammunition while on an attack run it is your duty to jettison him via the eject sequence at your target, be sure your sub light drive is engaged as the result of his and the targets' combined mass has been calculated to create either a singularity or an event horizon."

Livewire 78,229 13
07/26/2004 11:21 PM

"His Midichlorian count is off the scale!"

"No, see, you've got the scanner set to cholesterol."

"Oh crap, you're right."

long john silverman 41 8
07/27/2004 01:10 AM

star wars episode 3: revenge of george lucas

JuggaloJB 13 10
07/27/2004 02:19 AM

Due to waning popularity, Ruben Studdard and Kelly Clarkson secretly audition for the new Star Wars movie.

Salathor 258 8
07/27/2004 04:37 AM

Holy Frost!!! That's some moon! Lose some weight!

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/27/2004 04:47 AM

Heard just outside of the banquet hall: "Alllmost there... Alllllmost there......"

OldIron 230 8
07/27/2004 05:58 AM

Upon further inspection, Chuck and Christy discovered this was not a Spaceballs convention and that Pizza The Hutt wouldnt be there after all.

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
07/27/2004 12:44 PM

Excited about attending his first Star Wars convention, Maynard couldn't help himself when he visited the refreshment table. Unfortunately the Ewoks were placed withing close proximity to the food, and Maynard inhaled them with nothing more than a snort and a resounding belch to follow. Shortly after this tragedy, Maynard coughed up a hairball the size of a bull testicle. Mayhem ensued.

Sensei Ern 31 8
07/27/2004 12:52 PM

After the San Francisco convention, John, Mary and Al decided to go for a walk around town.



People laughed and laughed at how pathetic their weight was.



Sorry, I gave my best the other day with the bulls chasing runners.

VShagios 0 8
07/27/2004 02:39 PM

A new super hero team:

Staypuff Marshmellow Man

X-Wing Fighter Pilot

Friar Tuck

-----------

The Sugar-Woman-Beer Team

Gonzo 20,522 17
07/27/2004 02:59 PM

"...convention makes fun of YOU!"

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/27/2004 03:52 PM

Orange fatty sees you and imagines you covered in butter. Blargh!

TiE TiE 178 8
07/28/2004 05:54 AM

Here we see the latest trends in Momo's. John is sporting this fabulous dark brown Momo saying Look at me I eat healthy I'm a hippy! while Jane is sporting the new Hunter's orange, This just screams Atkins Diet. and of course little Jonny is wearing the ever slimming Whit momo.

Where have all the heathery men gone? 520 10
07/28/2004 06:44 AM

Princess Layer?

Ham Solo?

Obese-wan?

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/28/2004 11:30 AM

Now you can even get your honey baked Ham spiral cut with a light saber to commemorate the end of the Star Wars Trilogy.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/28/2004 11:35 AM

Cut, cut, cut...... ok where is the Frost-ing puppet, you know, the little Frost-ing Yoda guy?





Ohhh jesus christ, did you eat another Frost-ing Yoda lard butt??

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/28/2004 11:56 AM

It's Jabba the Butt !

JordanRL 125 9
07/28/2004 02:53 PM

Star Wars Conventions... Basically a Cheers for nerds.

One Mile Wide 83 9
07/28/2004 09:04 PM

He is full of the Force...and cheese.

One Mile Wide 83 9
07/28/2004 09:09 PM

SO..Have you ever heard of a force-gasm?

allstar50 0 8
07/29/2004 01:40 AM

I sense a disturbance in the Force...Oh nevermind...forgot to wear deodorant AGAIN...

theOh 43 8
07/29/2004 05:50 PM

"Uhh excuse me sir, you can't park your minivan there..."

"That's no minivan! That's my girlfriend"

Persian is dreaming of BooBoo 888 9
07/29/2004 05:53 PM

Cut, cut, cut...... ok where is the Frost-ing puppet, you know, the little Frost-ing Yoda guy?





Ohhh jesus christ, did you eat another Frost-ing Yoda lard butt??

"sorry, he looked like an apple pop tart"

MasterShake03 0 8
07/29/2004 10:04 PM

nice head, did it come with a neck?

CoachKnox 60 8
07/29/2004 10:11 PM

"What do you mean the Star Wars convention DOESN'T come with a free continental breakfast?"

CoachKnox 60 8
07/29/2004 10:18 PM

Matt and his friends each smuggle 15 mexican immigrants across the border in their inconspicuous 'Star Wars' costumes.

Cocidius 436 9
07/30/2004 01:05 AM

Why does Greedo shoot first in the DVD remake of the original trilogy?



Han couldn't fit his finger behind the trigger guard.

Robin 14,626 9
07/30/2004 12:27 PM

Your light saber, is it edible?



No, but if you push this button it dispenses candy. You know for those long battles that you need a sugar rush for.

Suicide Ranger 27,937 12
07/30/2004 01:11 PM

"In their bellies you will find a new definition of pain and suffering, as you are slowly digested over a thousand years."

erika the deipnosophist 76,152 9
07/30/2004 01:45 PM

Adventure, excitement...a Jedi craves not these things...but i could use a Big Mac and a pint of Ben and Jerry's...

Bolus 59 9
07/30/2004 02:59 PM

All your base are belong to us.

gobadine 2,737 10
07/30/2004 07:31 PM

and for the convention calender 2004 Miss July is Xwing foxy hot bitch.

Punjab 10 8
08/01/2004 12:48 AM

"Whoa, if you're going to play as Yoda, I'm really going to have to gain some weight..."

Gonzo 20,522 17
08/01/2004 10:59 PM

"Ha-ha! Look at those geeks over there in the lame Star Trek costumes!"

Jolson 16,163 11
08/02/2004 09:45 AM

Jedi Master: "Young padawan, you must impregnate this sacrificial female rebel pilot to truly show us that you have mastered your sabre."



Padawan: "Um, sir, won't I crush her?"



Rebel Pilot: "Security? A little help around here?"

Chapped Labia/Sandy Vulva 311 9
08/02/2004 11:13 AM

What they are thinking



Ginormous Obi-Wan: I wonder if she would let me use this tonight.



Supersized Rebel Pilot: God, if I can't get some here, I think I might just do as he askes and stick that Shakespeare up his ass. I mean its the closest thing to sex I have seen in months.



Sloth-Looking Qui-Gon: I wonder if this chick would mind if I just took a small bite of her lunch. Just a tiny bite... AWW who am I kidding? GIMME GIMME GIMME!!!!!!!

45,655 12
08/04/2004 09:20 PM

The force Luke, to fix your keyboard use it you must.

Shakey 18 8
08/04/2004 11:06 PM

The Jabba Triplets

Mofo Baggins, el tortuga de fuega. 10,950 10
08/05/2004 12:23 AM

Did that guy eat all the Ewoks or something?



"Kid, I've flown from one side of the galaxy to the other. I've seen a lot of strange stuff. But I've never seen anything that could demolish and entire serving bin of ham like that."





[tribute to Jumbo the Butt]

Wednesday 0 8
08/05/2004 06:42 AM

Imagine the imperial march played by an orchestra consisting entirely by drums and tubas.

S1mpleton 373 9
08/06/2004 02:11 PM

"On July 20, hundreds of Star Wars enthusiasts gathered to celebrate the 25th anniversary of the Apollo 11 moon landing. The famous Buzz Aldrin line was subsequently changed:

'Thats one small step for man... one giant fat ass.'"

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 02:22 PM

Buzz Aldrin didn't say that line, you Frost-ing Shakespearebag. Neil Armstrong said it.

Gonzo 20,522 17
08/06/2004 02:22 PM

"Mmmmmmm.... Dark chocolate of the Sith..."

Sexiest Man Alive 439 9
08/06/2004 07:28 PM

Obi-Juan eyes Hans Solo just minutes after he is turned into a hershey's kiss by the escaped woman convict.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/06/2004 08:12 PM

<action> in heavy scottish accent..



I ate a Baby!!

Sexiest Man Alive 439 9
08/06/2004 08:14 PM

Seriously, mine was Frost-ing funny.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/06/2004 08:19 PM

yours made me ask, "what the Frost?" hasn't this thing passed its expiration date, yet?

Sexiest Man Alive 439 9
08/06/2004 08:22 PM

Apparently NOT ringworm! The guy looks like a hersheys ringworm! You WTF!!!

ringworm 68,315 13
08/07/2004 11:53 PM

Chi-Chi Felipe

7/16/2004 12:37 pm [jIW4urcU_w556Xse7Um2zQ]



My personal rule is that once the picture on the homepage has reached 100 posts (or thereabout), it will be replaced.

SlumpBuster 40 8
08/09/2004 05:54 PM

Luke...I ate your father

English Tony 33 8
08/11/2004 05:07 AM

Yes, my Dear, in this part of the Galaxy the insertion of my penis into your respirator is a customary greeting. And no, as my friend, the monk, will demonstrate, we do not have toilet facilities here.

SlumpBuster 40 8
08/13/2004 04:21 PM

EAT long and prosper !

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/16/2004 08:29 PM

New picture please.

nellrm 0 8
08/18/2004 11:34 PM

WeightWatchers was hoping the new StarWars/WeightWatchers meeting was their answer to the Atkins craze. It was not the turnout they were hoping for.

massivelondon 4 8
08/19/2004 05:28 AM

"I said force, not forks !!

mikey j. 4 8
08/23/2004 11:34 PM

"Aren't you a little fat for a stormtrooper?"



Surprised no one did this one.

DirtFarmer 46 8
08/24/2004 03:06 PM

Sorry after looking at the guy on the right all I can think about is getting me some Hershey Kisses.

erika the deipnosophist 76,152 9
08/25/2004 03:51 PM

<action> blows up this severely worn out thread

It's over people, just let it go.

Shakey 18 8
08/25/2004 10:48 PM

Don't look now but the Zug photographer has just taken our picture............

PowBlocks 782 8
08/26/2004 12:23 AM

"His Midichlorian count is off the scale!"

"No, see, you've got the scanner set to cholesterol."

"Oh crap, you're right."



Reading that made me wish I was as awesome as the guy that wrote that.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/26/2004 12:38 AM

Even better the second time.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 12:39 AM

wait... it's gonna happen again...

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/26/2004 12:40 AM

Hey I wonder if this capcon hits 200 posts, we will get a new one.





PLEASE FOR TEH LOVE OF PIE!!!111

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 12:42 AM

Pi?



3.14159265358979311599796346854419?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/26/2004 01:34 AM

I have killed it. I was waiting for a better picture to arrive. Star Wars geeks are easy fodder for comedy. Bantha fodder, even. HAHAHAHBLAM!

ringworm 68,315 13
08/26/2004 01:35 AM

good riddance, bitch.

Leg O' Lamb 33,017 9
09/25/2004 04:10 PM

Hard to believe this thread has been gone for almost a month. I became so attached.