firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/26/2004 06:15 PM

open

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
07/26/2004 06:15 PM

Over-rated, under-used, and quite large.

Errol 10,584 9
07/26/2004 06:15 PM

lonely?

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/26/2004 06:16 PM

Cavernous.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/26/2004 06:16 PM

Full of Moxy!

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/26/2004 06:18 PM

<action> gags...

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/26/2004 06:19 PM

a taco with extra cheese

Je Suise Moi 347 9
07/26/2004 06:22 PM

raining men.

Sexual Harassment Panda 181,718 70
07/26/2004 06:23 PM

fill in the blank



Kittuns vagina is the blank.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 06:25 PM

floppy?

IceScreamCone 280 9
07/26/2004 06:25 PM

a Poe's Poe?

For a limited time only - Teh Dungeon Master 45,655 12
07/26/2004 06:26 PM

A penis?

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/26/2004 06:27 PM

missing?

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/26/2004 06:27 PM

... Disguised as a penis and in denial.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
07/26/2004 06:34 PM

It's cooterific!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/26/2004 06:35 PM

tasty?



Just a guess

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/26/2004 06:36 PM

covered in cobb-webs

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/26/2004 06:37 PM

warm, moist and throbbing

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/26/2004 06:38 PM

man-made.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/26/2004 06:49 PM

Dear Donkey,



My love for you is like that of a carninorous bat, swiftly running into trees and then slowly dying.



Kittuns.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/26/2004 07:11 PM

Is the big brain bug on Starship Troopers

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
07/26/2004 07:42 PM

"Kittuns vagina is...."



...outputting hundreds of gallons of Slurm?

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/26/2004 08:56 PM

Kittuns vagina is....



feline okay?

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/26/2004 08:58 PM

Felines! Nothing more than felines. Trying to forget my felines of you.

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/26/2004 10:42 PM

Kittuns vagina is tightly squeezing my erect penis and she bounces up and down and I punch her.

PersianZug 888 9
07/26/2004 10:45 PM

moist, now with added tenderness.

and bright pink, shaven, and has trixxies name tatooed onto ot. yum.

PersianZug 888 9
07/26/2004 10:46 PM

now off limits

pseudonomen 133 8
07/26/2004 10:48 PM

Kittuns vagina is

FoxNewsLive 79 8
07/26/2004 10:50 PM

Smells like old cheese.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/26/2004 11:04 PM

all over the interweb.

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
07/26/2004 11:11 PM

Kid tested, mother approved.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/26/2004 11:12 PM

...Pretty damn special if she gets a whole thread about it!!

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/26/2004 11:15 PM

"Kittuns vagina is...."



Where the real WMD are hidden.

PersianZug 888 9
07/26/2004 11:15 PM

oily.(cod liver oil)

her fish smell is artificial

Grand PooPoo 545 8
07/26/2004 11:27 PM

Kittuns vagina is...



full of country goodness and green peaness... Wait, that's terrible, I quit...

PersianZug 888 9
07/26/2004 11:29 PM

the place to be.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/26/2004 11:29 PM

That's not funny, because I'm eating split pea soup right now. I've never had it in my life, and you've decided that now is the time to put it in Kittuns' vagina. Splendid.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/26/2004 11:34 PM

The Exorcist killed me on green pea soup for life, that would have done it for me though had it not been for that.

Grand PooPoo 545 8
07/26/2004 11:44 PM

Not fans of The Critic I take it...

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/27/2004 01:39 AM

tastes like chicken

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/27/2004 01:46 AM

Kittuns vagina is...

turning me on! Hey Kittuns what are you doing in about 6 months!

The BobJohnson ChatBot 178,045 22
07/27/2004 02:57 PM

Kittuns' vagina contains 40GB of free dick space.

(Chris Garrett) Currently typing with one hand 86,932 12
07/27/2004 02:59 PM

NOT SO BIG...not so big....not so big.....not so big....(echo)

Pubah 56,805 18
07/27/2004 02:59 PM

Tasty and oh so scrupdillyish



...uh, so I'm told.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/27/2004 03:02 PM

Kittuns vagina is for sale for the low, low price of just $19.95!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/27/2004 04:44 PM

Hmmm... BUMP!

newwave 45,912 10
07/27/2004 05:37 PM

... like Coca-Cola, it's the real thing

... like Allstate, it's in good hands

... like Ivory Soap, 99 44/100% pure

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
07/27/2004 05:45 PM

is fresh and clean because she uses "Summers Eve"

Teh Piemaster 12,538 15
07/27/2004 06:01 PM

Kittuns vagina is.... is filling everyone's pee-tubes.

Pegleg Chickens 286,472 61
07/27/2004 06:46 PM

I notice Kittuns is the only one that hasn't chimed in.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/27/2004 07:02 PM

... like Ivory Soap, 99 44/100% pure



and 56/100% toxic waste.

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/27/2004 07:06 PM

Kittuns' vagina is ruining gab.

Salathor 258 8
07/28/2004 04:18 AM

to my penis as water is to fish. Sloppy and wet, but meant to be.



Sorry, SATs...

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/28/2004 04:28 AM

Kittuns' vagina is running gab

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/28/2004 04:31 AM

FCC regulated.

Mr.Glass Is Watching You 25,340 11
07/28/2004 04:39 AM

People! Kittuns' vagina is PEOPLE!

Fluro 14,139 11
07/28/2004 04:46 AM

The home to many missing men, and a few women.

Emenius Front - It's A Put On 1,433 10
07/28/2004 04:51 AM

Avoiding me, just like all the others

Dolphins gone Wild ! 2,598 9
07/28/2004 04:52 AM

Yeah, but does it have a uvula?

Fluro 14,139 11
07/28/2004 04:55 AM

Good for spellunking?

Salathor 258 8
07/28/2004 05:08 AM

a teeny-weeny yellow polka dot bikini?



I'm just guessing here. Tell me when I'm getting warmer. Oh...wrong site. Not enough pictures, and the pictures there are are disturbing. Except for this one.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/28/2004 05:09 AM

Please don't spam your favorate porn site.

turtle10 42,574 26
07/28/2004 10:38 AM

....finger licking good.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/28/2004 10:40 AM

Kittun's vagina is ...



... endlessly fascinating.

Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
10/04/2005 01:31 PM

...is Switzerland, apparently.

Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
10/04/2005 01:40 PM

This is one of the first threads I ever started. And I think Kittuns appreciates it.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/04/2005 01:41 PM

apparently Kittuns is 12

dropkick brody 43,090 12
10/04/2005 01:48 PM

... the process of cell division.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
10/04/2005 01:49 PM

Kittun's vagina is



redundant.

PrincessBritt: Topless Drummer of Vlaccid 4,730 9
10/04/2005 01:49 PM

Brody, you were the 69th to post in the vagina thread.



I'm upset because you beat me.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
10/04/2005 02:29 PM

And I wasted it with a Sabrina quote.



I am ashamed.

Oliver Chest; Vlaccid Boner 203,475 12
10/04/2005 02:31 PM

I'm not upset that she beat you. I would like to see more of that, actually.

Beater of the Meat 10,702 8
09/22/2006 12:11 PM

...full of sand on most days.

Pumpkin Noggin-smashed along the doorsteps 56,642 8
09/22/2006 12:25 PM

older than this thread

Mofobock Premium Lager 10,950 10
09/22/2006 12:47 PM

something that needs to DIE!!!

Kittumus Prime 44,835 9
09/22/2006 01:02 PM

Well, it's bleeding. Does that mean it's dying?

Pumpkin Noggin-smashed along the doorsteps 56,642 8
09/22/2006 01:03 PM

Good news for you, bad for it.

Dave's not here - but his seat is still warm 52,827 16
09/22/2006 01:04 PM

Well, it's bleeding. Does that mean it's dying?



We'd best stab it a few more times to be sure.

Capt. CaAaAaAaAaAaveChickens 286,472 61
09/22/2006 01:59 PM

...coated in poison ivy pustules.





No wait, that's my belly button. Nevermind.





NEED. TO. SCRATCH.

Undies- I married Spicey so Gabbers would like me 101,388 77
09/22/2006 02:26 PM

... is not as good as expected when rubbed all over the floor of my dining room.

The boy with elephantitis hobbles by 68,758 11
09/22/2006 02:35 PM

...like Secret. Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Shemp, the other Kosher meat 22,222 17
09/22/2006 04:11 PM

...Like a low-stinking tide?

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
09/22/2006 04:14 PM

"Kittuns vagina is...."



fill in the blank





Kittuns vagina is fillin' the blank emptiness of my soul.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/22/2006 04:17 PM

crunchy

Pumpkin Noggin-smashed along the doorsteps 56,642 8
09/22/2006 04:20 PM

And stays so, even in milk

Chit 178,762 15
09/22/2006 05:39 PM

Going on an extended vacation!

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/22/2006 05:46 PM

...needs a holiday!

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/24/2006 11:36 PM

Kittuns vagina is needs a holiday?



Harvard chick is wastinging her parents tuition money.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
09/24/2006 11:37 PM

...not a caption contest.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/24/2006 11:39 PM

hairier than ZZ Top fighting over an M & M.

Millie 116,984 28
09/24/2006 11:40 PM

Very happy at the moment.





I'm assuming.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/24/2006 11:41 PM

an FDA approved source of riboflavin.

BlueLep: Drives A Fast Volvo. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 11:41 PM

Black.

Zorb 1,592 11
09/24/2006 11:43 PM

off the market

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/24/2006 11:44 PM

the real bermuda triangle.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/24/2006 11:46 PM

a part of us all.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/24/2006 11:47 PM

Suggested by the theoretical evidence but as of yet unconfirmed.

BlueLep: Drives A Fast Volvo. 13,144 10
09/24/2006 11:48 PM

As smelly as france.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/24/2006 11:48 PM

oscillating wildly.

erect.

complete with its own parking.

flatul-oh-so-good.

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/24/2006 11:49 PM

Harvard chick is wastinging her parents tuition money.



My parents died when their car didn't make a turn and plunged off a bridge into a river 100 feet below. Unlike you, I'm an orphan with no trust fund, Emerson. I have to Frost my way through college.



Thanks for reminding me I'm spending Christmas alone again.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/24/2006 11:50 PM

Don't worry, it'll be just like Home Alone.



Forever. Mu ha ha....

daisypie 49,378 9
09/24/2006 11:52 PM

...two years older than when this thread started.

Captain Skippy with a parrot 41,253 13
09/25/2006 12:19 AM

Kid tested...

<action>looks at Kittuns</action>



So... do you guys co sleep or does he have a crib?

Jihad Joe- The Real Arabian Hero 6,067 8
09/25/2006 01:03 AM

I always choke on fill in the blank quizzes. Got any multiple choice?

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/25/2006 01:10 AM

I'm an orphan with no trust fund, Emerson. I have to Frost my way through college.



I call fat daughter.



You're an orphan as well as a cripple and a negro? Between social security, disability and welfare you probably burn government money to heat your mansion.



</chickens?>

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/25/2006 08:08 AM

Kittuns vagina is passing the frijoles.

Bankey 70,843 10
09/25/2006 08:09 AM

Occupied, but I hear there's a vacancy in the back!

Tweak 18,876 12
09/25/2006 08:24 AM

<action>can't believe this hasn't been said yet.</action>$20, same as in town.

Tweak 18,876 12
09/25/2006 08:39 AM

Between her legs.

Sgt, Waffles 35 6
09/25/2006 08:41 AM

Could house a small, poor, Veitnamese family with room to spare

Tweak 18,876 12
09/25/2006 08:50 AM

Kittuns' vagina is could house a small, poor, Veitnamese family with room to spare.



That makes less sense than your choice to sign up for the internet. Pay attention to context, douchebag.

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/25/2006 11:24 AM

...dryclean only.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
09/25/2006 11:28 AM

Flaccid.

Dave's not here - but his seat is still warm 52,827 16
09/25/2006 11:29 AM

One size fits all.

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/25/2006 11:32 AM

Good at playing catch.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
09/25/2006 11:49 AM

Like all good myths.

Frequently discussed and searched for, but never seen or verified.

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/25/2006 12:51 PM

Boxy, but good.

Shemp, the other Kosher meat 22,222 17
09/25/2006 01:06 PM

...is a penis in disguise.

Pumpkin Noggin-decorating in earnest (and Valpo) 56,642 8
09/25/2006 01:47 PM

seeing continued intrest.

Chris Garrett 86,932 12
09/25/2006 01:49 PM

is a penis in disguise.







With glasses!

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/25/2006 01:57 PM

...the reason for all male suffering.

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/25/2006 02:37 PM

...roomy enough to fit all that and a bag of chips.

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/25/2006 02:54 PM

...gently used, best offer.

shadesofgrey 5,445 7
09/25/2006 02:57 PM

6 posts in less than three hours...

I think Pram is obsessed with Kittuns' Vagina.

But who isn't?

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/25/2006 03:34 PM

No, I just wanted orbs.

MattFu 282 7
09/25/2006 03:37 PM

alive

MattFu 282 7
09/25/2006 03:38 PM

is well spoken for

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/26/2006 08:13 AM

...too damn big for your dick, bitch!

Weekday Pram, running on empty 80,711 42
09/27/2006 05:51 AM

Kittun's vagina is...



Business in the front, party in the back!

bestmusicexpert 780 7
09/27/2006 12:05 PM

flapping in the wind

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/27/2006 02:09 PM

not as nice as it was before being overrun by tourists.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/27/2006 02:13 PM

Slighty perfumed by lavender ointment.

Bieze 1,382 7
09/27/2006 03:41 PM

The best I've never had.

Pumpkin Noggin-has a headache 56,642 8
09/27/2006 03:42 PM

Getting tired

Shemp, the other Kosher meat 22,222 17
09/29/2006 11:44 PM

Looks and smells like Sigmund the Sea Monster's Emerson.

Sage of Seattle (Stridently Salacious) 36,465 8
09/30/2006 01:47 AM

This is the current line-up of threads

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Kittuns vagina is....

Started by Oliver Chest on 7/26/2004 137 posts Last post was 2 hours ago



Bacon

Started by Werehampsta on 9/29/2006 18 posts Last post was 2 hours ago



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I wonder if GAB is trying to tell us something...?

Yorkie Thompson: Fashion Zombies! 60,724 12
09/30/2006 01:50 AM

Warehampsta can eat Kittun's Vagina on that diet?

Pram 80,711 42
09/30/2006 11:37 AM

I wonder if GAB is trying to tell us something...?



It is.



GAB: GET A COPY OF JOHN'S BOOK WHEN YOU BUY JOHN'S BOOK!

OFFER VOID IN SEATTLE. ESPECIALLY TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN WHEELCHAIRS.