Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/28/2004 04:08 AM

I wanna put my hambone between your honeydew melons with cherries on top and blow a hot, sticky load of cum right in your eyes.

Salathor 258 8
07/28/2004 04:09 AM

Those dumbasses forgot milkshake. Oh, and my personal favorite, meaty wand of pleasure giving.

Salathor 258 8
07/28/2004 04:10 AM

C'mon Bear, you lost it there at the end. This is an excersize in innuendo. Which I excel in, because I can't get girls to talk dirty to me unless I take everything they say as a come-on.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
07/28/2004 04:10 AM

I wanna put my hambone between your honeydew melons with cherries on top and blow a hot, sticky load of cum love juice right in your eyes.



Apologies for not following FCC regulations.

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/28/2004 04:11 AM

Let me thrust my ramrod over your speedbumps, my nuggets bouncing, your hot pocket wet with anticipation.

Who wouldn't get acucumber from reading that?

Salathor 258 8
07/28/2004 04:12 AM

Well, I would. Dear lord...and so soon after that nasty rotten link to replace our friends tubgirl and goatse man.

Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
07/28/2004 04:16 AM

I think any profession ending in the suffix "ologist" could have a field day on what happens here on Gab. Some of us might actually make it to discovery channel.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/28/2004 04:33 AM

First off: "You will be placed as an independant contractor with Brown Wood Ltd ( Your Management Company )"

Then, it goes on to say that "Canadian" is a type of explicit call



"To figure out your weekly average, add up your total minutes during calls and divide by the amount of calls you took during the week" - Somthing tells me they should probebly just get told it, rather than having these clearly not so bright girls try and figure math when they have to be told how to calculate an average.



- on the higest pay scale, that's only a maximum of $24 an hour

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/28/2004 07:45 PM

$50,000 a year is not shabby at all. But it looks like you have to keep the callers on the phone for an average of 10 minutes in order to make that much. Is that even possible? How long does it take the average guy to rub one out?

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/28/2004 07:53 PM

I think it would be great if you could do it Zug-style and use the swearbot words. It could work. Oh yeah baby, breed me!

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/28/2004 08:03 PM

I wanna slip my celery stick up the back of your dress

I'm the food innuendo guy....

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/28/2004 08:07 PM

That just made me hungry



Damn I'm sick

Teh Piemaster 12,538 15
07/28/2004 08:20 PM

pie

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/28/2004 09:00 PM

Whisper messages you will hear:

Explicit: Canadian, Hard Core, Credit card, Check by Phone, Fetish, Talk Line, Bill to Phone, Dominance, Teen, Group.



Sooo, you like drinking Molsen nude, eh?

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/29/2004 10:41 AM

Those Canadians must be fuh-reaks!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 10:51 AM

As opposed to us, eh, Lamburger?