Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 12:30 PM

im waiting on my activation email



how do i join the clan?

All the good names are taken 73 8
07/28/2004 01:10 PM

Im play it but Im in a differet clan Which is full of Frost-ing gay people but i get free items...

Chocolate Smeared Stoat - mmm, a tasty treat 9,077 10
07/28/2004 01:16 PM

As opposed to the Zug clan which is full of gay people?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/28/2004 01:18 PM

I'll play. How do I get a copy of the game?

Munkus 2,801 10
07/28/2004 01:23 PM

www.kingdomofloathing.com

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/28/2004 01:25 PM

Kol Ad is the best drink evar!

Errol 10,584 9
07/28/2004 01:25 PM

How do I join the zug clan?

Munkus 2,801 10
07/28/2004 01:26 PM

You have to be at least level 5..... or level 3, one of those, then search for gabzuggery

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 01:40 PM

Its taking forever to level up.. im almost there

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 01:40 PM

I joined and played all my adventures for the day. I'm still only level 2 and all I need is one more muscle point to get to level 3 and then I can join the clan.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/28/2004 01:44 PM

This game sure is exciting.

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/28/2004 01:50 PM

This game is awesome, and anyone who disagrees can suck my left nut.*







*subject to availability. Offer void in Utah.

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 01:52 PM

<action>thanks the Lord he's a Mormon.</action>

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 01:53 PM

Woah woah woah.. Out of adventures? this sucks..

Dan, and you are? 378 8
07/28/2004 01:55 PM

Jannie, If by left nut you mean left tit and by suck you mean well, suck then I disagree with you. Otherwise KoL Rocks!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/28/2004 01:59 PM

so how many times do I have to asventure at the Haunted pantry before I get there?

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 02:01 PM

assventure.



You're playing this game all wrong.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 02:03 PM

When im out of adventures (getting to level 3) am i out for good?

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 02:05 PM

<geek>

Okay, so, every day you get a certain number of adventure points, right? So, do they roll over to the next day if you don't use them? See, I'm going out of town this weekend and won't be near my computer. After 2 days, will I come back and have an assload of adventures?

</geek>

ringworm 68,315 13
07/28/2004 02:13 PM

they do roll over, but the max is 200.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 02:14 PM

<newb> <dweeb>

OH? i get more tomorrow..



WHEEEEWWW!!!!!1111fifteen!!!?!!

</newb> </dweeb>

Bankey 70,843 10
07/28/2004 02:16 PM

I joined today but I ran out of adventure points at about 9:30 and I'm still only level two, but if I can get to lbl 3 tommorrow I will totally join the clan. I already have a wicked sweet chef hat.

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 02:22 PM

What's up with the continuum transfunctioner?

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 02:23 PM

I applied to the clan (for whoever matters) and my handle is Chilloutski



Go nuts

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/28/2004 02:26 PM

You can also get more adventure points by eating foods (there's a limit to how much you can eat) and drinking alcohol (but be careful not to get too drunk or you won't be able to play any more until you sober up tomorrow).

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/28/2004 02:39 PM

applied to join Clan on Frid or Sat. Need approval I suppose.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 02:39 PM

Eating huh? like cottage cheese?

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 02:40 PM

I know a tomato gives you one more adventure point.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 02:52 PM

Yeah.. cottage cheese gives ya 2.. and i sold 7 of the 8 i had..

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/28/2004 02:53 PM

asparagus is much better - 4 adventures.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 02:57 PM

I think im stuck til tomorrow.. i have no adventures, and nowhere to get food..

Errol 10,584 9
07/28/2004 02:58 PM

OUt of food and adventures...how can I acquire more food?

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 03:00 PM

It's a bizarre catch 22. To get the food, you have to do adventures. To do adventures, you need food or wait till tomorrow...

Errol 10,584 9
07/28/2004 03:01 PM

Dammit.

superturkey, Miracles' man for life. 6,678 0
07/28/2004 03:02 PM

however, some people(no names) are pompus Emersons in gabzuggery, and you still get snobbery. if you don't want to get bitched at for not doing stuff for the clan, join the 'tree fitty' clan.



i know of at least 4 gabbers that left gabzuggery because of that problem, and started/joined a clan to play for fun, and not get bitched at by certain players.

Bankey 70,843 10
07/28/2004 03:03 PM

I would like this game a lot more if it wasn't so super sweet that I'm pissed off that I'm out of turns.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
07/28/2004 03:09 PM

<action> smiles and nods </action>



Whatever you say.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/28/2004 04:55 PM

What do I do with all my meat paste, and meat stacks? can I use them for adventure points?

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 05:03 PM

Meat stacks are used, I think, for meatsmithing. If you buy the meatsmithing guide, you can read all about it.

superturkey, Miracles' man for life. 6,678 0
07/28/2004 05:06 PM

only turtle tamers and seal clubbers can smith, i believe.



if you need some smithing, get ahold of a clan member, or im me, and i'll hook it up.

Errol 10,584 9
07/28/2004 05:06 PM

Don't buy the meatsmithing guide.

the flying nun 1,412 10
07/28/2004 05:18 PM

Listen!!!



Do not ask questions on GAB. Wait 'till you're in the clan, and ask all questions on the message boards. HP and MP regenerate every day, Drunkenness diminishes every day. You get extra meat and adventures daily, but you'll get more once you join the clan. DO NOT shatter the hippy stone until you are at least level 8 and have good defences. If you start off getting killed in PVP, people will notice this and prey on you, which could really ruin KoL for you. Equip the continuum transfunctioner and go into the inexplicable door in the woods to get pixels, which you give to the crackpot mystic. If you're not in the clan, email me for help if you're really stuck.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/28/2004 05:19 PM

buy my meatsmithing guide.

Jantastic 10,022 10
07/28/2004 05:25 PM

Or email me and I'll send you a copy of the walkthrough. I AM TEH CH34T0R!

the flying nun 1,412 10
07/28/2004 05:26 PM

Another notice.



Buy the oven and cocktailing kit from the market, and the tenderizing hammer from the meatsmith. Don't ask, just do it. These are some of the most important items in the game. Do not eat or drink anything that when clicked says (Cooking Ingredient) or (Cocktailcrafting Ingredient) unless you really need the adventures. Experiment with different Cocktails and foods.

Never sell anything unless you know what it's for. Things that seem useless will be needed in the future.

Adventure where ever possible. If you need a stat boost, the clan gym really comes in handy.Only ask questions in the clan message board if you've tried absolutely everything, and don't go randomly taking items out of the stash unless you specifically need them. Chances are, if you've never heard of it/ it has extremely high power, you will get it later and/or won't be able to use it.

the flying nun 1,412 10
07/28/2004 05:30 PM

Sweet. I am now the KoL authoritah.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/28/2004 05:30 PM

I'm an accordion thief. I can't do anything, but I'm really really good at it.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/28/2004 05:45 PM

Do not ask questions on GAB. Wait 'till you're in the clan, and ask all questions on the message boards. HP and MP regenerate every day, Drunkenness diminishes every day. You get extra meat and adventures daily, but you'll get more once you join the clan. DO NOT shatter the hippy stone until you are at least level 8 and have good defences. If you start off getting killed in PVP, people will notice this and prey on you, which could really ruin KoL for you. Equip the continuum transfunctioner and go into the inexplicable door in the woods to get pixels, which you give to the crackpot mystic. If you're not in the clan, email me for help if you're really stuck.

























































nerd.

Scotty's Name was Infantile and Stupid 5,349 10
07/28/2004 05:47 PM

Level 8, huh?











Frost-ing hippies....

superturkey, Miracles' man for life. 6,678 0
07/28/2004 06:08 PM

<action>is confused</action>

'Do not ask questions on GAB.'



the first rule of kol is... you do not talk about kol, second rule, you do not talk about kol...? right?

Miracles, Turkeys Baby Girl! 22,430 0
07/28/2004 06:28 PM

turkey made me a bitchin' meat car so that I could go on vacation.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/28/2004 06:37 PM

I keep getting the buzz and the nose flashing whenever I try to remove the wishbone.

Miracles-turkey has my password 22,430 0
07/28/2004 06:39 PM

Just take the batteries out and it will be easier.

Teh Piemaster 12,538 15
07/28/2004 07:00 PM

<action>Takes off white pointy hat</action>Shakespeare, am I the only one dressed to join The Clan?



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