PersianZug is BooBoo's slave 888 9
07/29/2004 01:22 PM

pac man.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/29/2004 01:23 PM

Pierce Brosnan definitely

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 01:24 PM

I've been growing my hair out, recently. According to my cousin, the famous person I most look like now is Chewbacca.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/29/2004 01:25 PM

Ok fine... a smaller Chris Farley.



But hotter.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:25 PM

Don Cheadle as a young me

Charles Dutton as the more mature, plumper me.



Who are you Kittun?

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/29/2004 01:26 PM

I have been told many, many times that I look like Justine Bateman.



(If you don't know who that is, and you live in the US, you are too young for me to talk to.)

Oriental Stoat - EAT FUCKING COOKIE! 9,077 10
07/29/2004 01:27 PM

I've unfortunately been likened to Pacey from Dawsons Creek, but Frost that...



I killed the last person who said it with a frozen fish

Errol 10,584 9
07/29/2004 01:27 PM

I've gotten Matt Damon before...

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:28 PM

Justine Bateman



Isn't she dead? But she was soooooooooo teh hot on that Keaton show



Sha la la la laaaaa

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
07/29/2004 01:28 PM

I look like Garfield.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/29/2004 01:30 PM

I look like Garfield



I'm so glad I got you that flea shampoo for your secret santa gift.

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/29/2004 01:32 PM

I've been told I look like Michael J. Fox's wife <a href='http://island.site.ne.jp/mjfox/ filmo/image/t_pollan.jpg'>Tracy Pollan</a> and the blonde chick off of <a href='http://www.javelinamx.com/ kimraver/tw1.jpg'>Third Watch</a>.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:32 PM

Speaking of Secret Santa...





This year, Pubah want in!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/29/2004 01:32 PM

I have been told that i look like everyone from Howie Mandell to the bearded guy from ABBA. After i start talking i start to remind people of him.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/29/2004 01:32 PM

"...Chris Farley...But hotter."



and aliver.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:34 PM

Phyllis Diller is 'hotter' than Chris Farley.



Isn't she dead too?

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/29/2004 01:34 PM

I Frosted that one up.



Tracy Pollan.



Third Watch chick.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 01:35 PM

No, no; you look like Julianne Moore, at least in the pictures we've seen.



You need to submit more pictures for comparison. Clothing optional.

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:36 PM

Aren't they one in the same





All hot blondes look alike



HOT!

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:37 PM

SUYT

Show us your TATS!

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/29/2004 01:37 PM

Master Shake from ATHF

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 01:38 PM

Tabula = red-headed.



Lord Dyran = loves red-heads.

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
07/29/2004 01:38 PM

Kittuns: The "flea shampoo" is GREAT! Makes my coat all soft and shiny.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/29/2004 01:39 PM

Lord Dyran = look at statickitten in the photoalbum

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/29/2004 01:39 PM

You have to earn my tits.





Or pay the one-time fee of just $19.95!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 01:40 PM

Kittuns, I will.



Tabula, do you take Paypal?

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:41 PM

<action>Looks at Zug Album</action>



Even after I've escaped the bonds of matrimony...



...Kittuns is quite the looker.



Pubah loves dimples

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:42 PM

Pubah no want your tits...



...Pubah want see tats!



Do you take aluminum can collections?

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 01:43 PM

Chi-Chi does NOT look like David Lettermen



Although in his E-Bay pic he did resemble a cute version of Jim Carrey..but what do I know...

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 01:44 PM

Or even David Letterman for that matter

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/29/2004 01:44 PM

No PayPal. Cash or personal check.



Actually, I need to pay a friend for the webcam deal we're splitting, pay it off and I'll let you see me stare at my computer monitor in my pajamas.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
07/29/2004 01:45 PM

I think she mentioned personality wise too... not just looks.



Me, I have no idea who I look like/act like.



I'm an original baby!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/29/2004 01:45 PM

Chi-Chi does NOT look like David Lettermen



Well aren't you just the brightest bulb here!



Did you read "physically or personality"?



Losersayswhat?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 01:45 PM

Are they sexy pyjamas?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/29/2004 01:46 PM

Trae = Jenna Jamison

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/29/2004 01:46 PM

I get "Wilford Brimley" a lot.



Dammed if I know why. I have a full beard, he doesn't.







eats oatmeal

Pubah 56,805 18
07/29/2004 01:46 PM

Someone dear to my loins said I look like Dr Dre.



*licks his lips in that 'cool like dat' kinda way*



I'm so flattered

PuggyD 48,304 12
07/29/2004 01:47 PM

I was once told I look vaguely like Babe Ruth, but I was in a production of "Damn Yankees" at the time so I don't know how well that holds up outside the context of me in a baseball uniform.



Otherwise, I don't think I particularly look like anyone. If I had to pick someone to play me in a movie I guess it'd probably be Philip Seymour Hoffman or possibly Jack Black on sedatives.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/29/2004 01:52 PM

When I was a teenager I used to get Chris O'Donnell all the time because I had hair which was his color (and not yet receding quite so badly) and blue eyes.

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/29/2004 01:55 PM

Hey, my contact information's in my profile.



And if a baggy T-shirt is sexy, then call me Halle Berry.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 01:56 PM

Depends; what does the baggy t-shirt say?



Very few things look hotter on a girl than a too-large men's flannel shirt and nothing else.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/29/2004 02:02 PM

Very few things look hotter on a girl than a too-large men's flannel shirt and nothing else



A too-small flannel shirt is one of those things.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 02:03 PM

Point.

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/29/2004 02:07 PM

Everybody I meet says I look like that weird guy they used to know.

Salathor 258 8
07/29/2004 02:11 PM

Well, if you must know, I look a little like God. It's just a passing resemblance, but the aura of power around me is quite unmistakable. And deadly. For I am a jealous go...oh, wait.

woodenshoes 347 9
07/29/2004 02:11 PM

The new years eve that just passed I was told I looked like Drew Carey. Mind you those are not my glasses. I'll let you be the judge.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 02:12 PM

Your skin is very red.

SHePanda 181,718 70
07/29/2004 02:16 PM

You look a lot like Drew Carey, but that leopard print jacket does nothing for you.

turtle10 42,574 26
07/29/2004 02:26 PM

woodenshoes looks like Ralphie from "A Christmas Story"





The Mrs. Turtle tells me that Doug Heffernan from "King of Queens" pretty much is me personality wise.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/29/2004 02:52 PM

Pearl. Necklace.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/29/2004 02:53 PM

rowrrrrr

Fratberry 282,833 53
07/29/2004 02:54 PM

Lucky fork.

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/29/2004 03:28 PM

i have no idea. you tell me

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/29/2004 03:33 PM

You look like a angelfire logo, WHICH HAS NEVER ALLOWED LINKING TO THEIR PHOTOS YOU IDIOT.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/29/2004 03:35 PM

sorry bean, that got away from me.





You look like an italian chick I dated in college. She could cook. Her mother was big as a house though, which scared me.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 03:41 PM

Like the universe, Italian chicks are constantly expanding.

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/29/2004 04:18 PM

<action> kicks the holy hell out of angelfire for not doing what i'm used to it letting me do </action>



.... uh .. yea .. sorry ... anyway .. i'm so not italian but i LOVE it when people think so ...





italians have a higher social status than the polish.



after all - they are the creators of wine and beautiful women ..



plus, they have the Pope!



the poles - what have we got?

... i'll tell ya ....

we have beets.

we have rocks and sticks that we slung with expert precision agains the German Nazis in WWII. or I ... whichever it was ..

and we have the pierogi.



and funny words for genetalia.

nothing 349 9
07/29/2004 04:42 PM

isn't the pope polish?

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/29/2004 05:31 PM

And accordians. What kinda idiot people group would come up with a dumb instrument like an accordian?







*suddenly remembers his bagpipes*





sorry, nevermind my hottie polock

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/29/2004 05:53 PM

and we have the pierogi...and funny words for genetalia.



Isn't pierogi a funny word for genitalia?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/29/2004 05:55 PM

Who are you Kittun?



I'm a schizophrenic.



Duh!

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/29/2004 06:44 PM

haven't you heard the joke about the polish pope?



it goes like this:



So Pope John Paul the IVth, The Polish Pope, is praying to God about ending war and bringing peace to the masses, food to the hungry, and all the other Pope-ly things that he prays for, when suddenly, God speaks:

"Hello John Paul."

"Lord!"

"Yes John Paul. I am with you. And I am here to tell you that for all your years of dedication to my cause, I will answer you three questions."

So John Paul thinks for a moment and asks God, "Will there ever be a cure for cancer?"

God responds, "Not in your lifetime, Pope John Paul."

So John Paul thinks for another moment and asks God, "Well, how about war then. Will the wars stop and the world enter a time of peace and love?"

Again, God responds, "Not in your lifetime, Pope John Paul."

Satisfied that these things will happen, even though not while he is here to see, he asks his final question;

"Lord, will there be another Polish Pope?"

To which God replies;

"Not in MY lifetime, Pope John Paul!!"

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/29/2004 06:48 PM

peirogi is NOT a word for genetalia, dorkus, it's a word for a food that is alot like a chinese dumpling ... only it has kraut and bacon or potatos and cheese inside and you drown it in sour cream after frying it in butter....



funny polish words for genetalia;

Pitok = Penis.

Pishka = Vagina.



this are words given to children, much in the same way we use ... PeePee for boys and ... uh ... what do we use for little girls's .. erm.. you know .. ?

i only know pishka!!



and, of course, crass, vulgar words =)

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/29/2004 06:51 PM

but in response to your inquiry as to the Popes' ethnic origin, yes, he is a Pollock.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/29/2004 06:52 PM

Act: a cross between Wile E Coyote and C3P0



Look: Like Bruce Willis after a week ...no... a year of drinking, while he's trying to steal a beach ball under his shirt.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 06:54 PM

My mum always called it a twinkie or a muffin which always seemed ok to me until I just realized they were both food items





Does that mean my mom is gay?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/29/2004 06:56 PM

no, but your mom's girlfriend might be.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
07/29/2004 06:57 PM

Your mom is Jeffrey Dhalmer.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
07/29/2004 06:58 PM

Completely unrelated:



Last year I tried to convince a friend to wear earmuffs and a snorkel for halloween.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 07:00 PM

I knew my sister was telling the truth all these years, I really was found on the doorstep

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 07:04 PM

Would that make her related to Jeffrey Dahmer by chance then robot?

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/29/2004 07:10 PM

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?



I woke up in a Soho doorway

A policeman to my name

He said "You can go sleep at home tonight

If you can get up and walk away"

I staggered back to the underground

And the breeze blew back my hair

I remember throwin' punches around

And preachin' from my chair



Well who are you?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

I really wanna know

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Tell me who are you

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Cause I really wanna know

Who are you?

Who who, who who?



I took a tube back outta town

Back to the Rollin' Pin

I felt a little like a dying clown

With a streak of Rin Tin Tin

I stretched back and I hiccupped

And looked back on my busy day

Eleven hours in the Tin Pan

God there's got to be another way



Well who are you?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Oh, who are you?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Come on tell me who are you

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Oh who the f**k are you?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?



Who are you?

Ooh wa ooh wa...*repeats several times*



Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?



I really wanna know

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

I really wanna know

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Come on tell me who are you

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Cause I really wanna know

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/29/2004 07:11 PM

I know there's a place you walked

Where love falls from the trees

My heart is like a broken cup

I only feel right on my knees

I spit out like a sewer hole

Yet still receive your kiss

How can I measure up to anyone now

After such a love as this



Well who are you?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Oh tell me who are you

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Oh I really wanna know

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Tell me tell me who are you

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Come on, come on, who?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Oh who the f**k are you?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Who are you?

Who are you?

Who who, who who?

Oh tell me who are you

Who are you?

Who....



I really wanna know

Oh I really wanna know

Come on tell me who are you

You

You

Ow...you!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/29/2004 07:13 PM

I don't know that one Donk.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 07:13 PM

My 1000th clickie...I will never forget you frogpop

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/29/2004 07:13 PM

You're kidding, right?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/29/2004 07:15 PM

nice to see someone bragging about clickies given, for once, rather than clickies received.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/29/2004 07:19 PM

Thank you, Donk. I didn't want have to be the one to do that.



It still doesn't help get the song out of my head, though. It's been there too long! It's driving me insane. Must. Keep. Hands. Away. From. Screwdriver.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/29/2004 07:20 PM

I get knocked down, but I get up again. You're never gonna keep me down...





You're welcome.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/29/2004 07:25 PM

No Donk. Just call me Capt. Ignorant.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/29/2004 07:58 PM

People in real life have told me the following things. Each quote should be prefaced with "You're like..."



...if Jim Carrey and Adam Sandler had a kid.



...like Tom Green.



...Johnny Knoxville. You even dress alike!



...Fabio.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/29/2004 08:06 PM

Like Fabio after that duck hit him in the face on that rollercoaster?

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 08:06 PM

Ok I'm really confused because you've never struck me as being gay and Fabio is very definitely gay?!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/29/2004 08:11 PM

Fabio isn't gay. He's foreign. It's hard to tell the difference.

The High Priestess of Stewie, Mistress of the Seas 58,869 29
07/29/2004 08:15 PM

Chi-Chi, I love you. I just got a hernia from laughing so hard. Wait a minute, I'll poke it back in.

Miracles 22,430 0
07/29/2004 08:17 PM

He is gay because he eats I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/29/2004 08:17 PM

There are plenty of fine young gentleman here who would gladly poke you.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/29/2004 08:18 PM

Er... I meant "gentlemans."

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/29/2004 08:18 PM

I Can't Believe It's Not Butter



You spelled penis wrong.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/29/2004 08:20 PM

Sometimes when I go to bondcliff.net, I say to myself "I Can't Believe It's Nutbutter!"

Miracles 22,430 0
07/29/2004 08:20 PM

Shakespeare, Oliver. I almost wet myself when I read that! Salute.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 08:23 PM

Ohhh well then my bad I thought you meant this Fabio

in which I would have been correct, you do look alike somewhat, but I still doubt you're gay....

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/29/2004 08:25 PM

I'm surprised at Puggy's self-description. In my head, he is 5-foot-seven, a buck twenty, wearing a Napoleon Dynamite ringer t-shirt and surrounded by stacks of DVDs and copies of Variety.

Munkus 2,801 10
07/29/2004 08:26 PM

I am the walrus

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/29/2004 08:29 PM

But the only way we know how to judge people's sexual orientation is by their appearance!

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/29/2004 08:34 PM

You know I worked really hard on finding that guy and personally laughed my little butt off when I seen the pics too, you guys are killing me tonight...

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/29/2004 08:45 PM

Chickens, are you wanting to be my stalker?



I'm free Tuesday-Saturday, if you don't mind sharing with the Catholic priest on Thursday.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
07/29/2004 08:58 PM

I get weird comparisons.



I used to get compared to Lilith from Cheers. I also get Julia Louis Dryfuss all the time.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/29/2004 09:33 PM

peirogi is NOT a word for genetalia, dorkus



Oh, shucks. I guess my serious question could have been mistaken for.......humor?

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/29/2004 09:44 PM

unlikely.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/29/2004 09:47 PM

<action>checks his recent posts...</action>Yeah, I think you're right.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/29/2004 11:56 PM

Chris jack, the All Black

TheFoye 55,700 16
07/30/2004 12:49 AM

In basic training a Drill SGT said that I smiled like Joker from Batman, making that my nickname. People always say I look like Goldberg*, Bruce Willis and the former governor of Minnesota. Personality wise I am a dick!

























*only smaller and this became my nickname for awhile as well.

whome 722 10
07/30/2004 01:39 AM

I look like Dr. Who

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 10:16 AM

Personality wise I am a dick!



*only smaller and this became my nickname for awhile as well.



I missed the asterisk at first and cracked up so hard.

Robin 14,626 9
07/30/2004 01:10 PM

I slightly resemble Janeane Garofalo.



Most people I meet tell me "You look like a firend of mine." Then the proceed to pull out a picture to prove this, the resemblance is uncanny, and as a result I've decided I'm some cloning experiment that my parents were involved in out in Arizona in the 70's.

Vous sentir pareil le poisson! 347 9
07/30/2004 04:05 PM

I look like Penelope Cruz.



















With much smaller tits. And shorter legs. Oh hell. I look like a troll....

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/30/2004 04:09 PM

I look like this chick. I don't know who she is, but I bet she's a bitch.

nothing 349 9
07/30/2004 04:25 PM

nice tits stewie

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/30/2004 05:18 PM

whome

I look like Dr. Who



which one, there's been 7, 8 or 9? Drs range from decrepit to ugly to manic to geek to cute.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/30/2004 05:19 PM

Poland? great sausages and vodka.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/30/2004 05:22 PM

Who am I? Frost knows.



long hair, blue/green eyes, very young looking 41, large breasts (real), ok legs I suppose.

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/30/2004 05:35 PM

DogsAkimbo - there is nothing funny about making fun of the Polish.



















*snicker*

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/30/2004 05:37 PM

Bean: I speak Russian. Can I invade your borders this Tuesday?

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
07/30/2004 09:07 PM

Before I got fat some people told me that I looked like John Cusak. Then at a restaurant during the Toronto film festival, I was mistaken for him by the restaurant staff. They kept calling me Mr. Cusak and they sat me far away from everyone else and kept fawning over me. I just thought that they had me confused with someone else who had a reservation that night and did't correct them. I didn't clue in until later when someone mentioned to me that Cusak was in town for the screening of a movie he was in.

I don't look like John Cusak, but he did play a Lloyd once, apparently.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 09:14 PM

I most resemble an fictional apartment more than I do a fictional person.



Travis Bickle's.

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
07/31/2004 12:31 AM

I look like Kevin Bacon, when he did that tremors movie

Miracles 22,430 0
07/31/2004 12:34 AM

Everybody cut loose, Bong loose. Kick off your Sunday shoes,

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/01/2004 05:48 AM

Some observations:



Declan does NOT look like Wilford Brimley. He looks like an older version of Trey Anastasio. Or maybe a heavier, balder version of me.



Mean Coffee Bean bears a passing resemblance to EJ (that's Mrs. Whistler).



Tabula Rasa is the hotness. I have seen the boobage in a private e-mail and it is very good.



Puggy (in my mind) is taller than Jack Black and Philip Seymour Hoffman. He's one of those tall guys with skinny arms and legs, but a bit of a paunch.



I am often told that I look like Eric Clapton, but I don't see it. EJ says no also. She says that I look like Kevin Costner, but I don't see that either.