Frogpop 173,153 25
07/29/2004 09:21 PM

No you don't.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/29/2004 09:24 PM

To pick a nit (there's a job!), they would be crayon makers, and would work for Crayola.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/29/2004 09:24 PM

Evidently, I am appying for "Pedantic Emerson."

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/29/2004 09:25 PM

But not Speil Chekgher.

JordanRL 125 9
07/29/2004 10:36 PM

The guy who wraps the cotton on Q-tips.

The person who puts the "Hershey's" paper in kisses foil

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
07/29/2004 10:58 PM

I bet that same person kisses every chocolate kiss before it comes out of the Hershey's factory.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
07/29/2004 11:03 PM

<action>invites you to kiss his Hershey factory

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
07/29/2004 11:06 PM

Watch out, I like to take huge bites of my chocolates...

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
07/29/2004 11:07 PM

And by chocolates, I mean BALLS.

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
07/29/2004 11:07 PM

Actually, I don't.

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
07/29/2004 11:14 PM

Speaking of weird jobs... look at these carrots.

Teh Porn Producer: I'm Not Dead! 7,627 9
07/29/2004 11:15 PM

I'll take the one on the left .. uhh I mean right, left, right, left, ....

Filly Breast 39,193 20
07/29/2004 11:17 PM

Heh, the woman carrot looks like Trae's icon.

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
07/29/2004 11:25 PM

That's atually what Trae looked like, as a baby. Quite an abnormal child.

Verlyn- always lurks 4 9
07/29/2004 11:26 PM

Wait I actually wanted to work for Crayola went I was a kid...



Do you mean that's not normal?

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
07/29/2004 11:28 PM

Normal, if the lower part of your body looks like one the carrots pictured above. Color and texture must match as well.

Fluro 14,139 11
07/29/2004 11:32 PM

Rimjobs are pretty weird

Lord Dyran was dumped by High Priestess 6,040 9
07/29/2004 11:33 PM

Why are almost all your jobs making something?



How about ...

Tabloid writer!

Theme park ride repairman!

Bouncer at a nudie bar (always looking out)!

Zug programmer!

MissBehave 3,853 11
07/29/2004 11:56 PM

<action> inspector number 34

I can see your underwear

cheezwiz 4 8
07/30/2004 12:13 AM

How 'bout proctologists

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/30/2004 12:21 AM

Zuggo = Andy Rooney







I'm not sure, but smart money in Vegas says so anyway.

cheezwiz 4 8
07/30/2004 03:08 AM

I know Zuggo. Hiss name is actually Evan, but you were close

cheezwiz 4 8
07/30/2004 03:09 AM

I know Zuggo. His name is actually Evan, but you were close

cheezwiz 4 8
07/30/2004 03:10 AM

Sorry about submitting that last thing twice, but i made a typo

Fluro 14,139 11
07/30/2004 03:14 AM

He musn't wastes the postss, preciousss... Yesss, nasty n00bssess should hit the "preview," precioussss....

daisypie 49,378 9
07/30/2004 03:26 AM

goatse photographer

Jajoba 1,357 10
07/30/2004 04:22 AM

I have a friend who calls herself a 'wanker'.



She works in the sex industry but it's still funny.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 04:28 AM

Liar.

AussieSarah 8,390 9
07/30/2004 07:31 AM

chicken sexer

sewer worker

bovine ovum transplanter

gastrologist

Daggy 86,705 14
07/30/2004 07:34 AM

Roadkill scraper!

The macabre Snork, because the mystery is dead 45,655 12
07/30/2004 08:26 AM

When I grow up, I wannabe a dinosaur!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/30/2004 11:30 AM

When I was a little kid I dreamed that one day I would be sitting in a beige cubicle, writing the "BOM_ORG_ASGN_EXCEL" SQL+ procedure.



<action>get's all misty-eyed</action>

Gopher 570 10
07/30/2004 01:01 PM

Theme park ride repairman!



I wonder if this would be a mechanic

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 01:04 PM

Theme park ride repairman!



I wonder if this would be a mechanic



Sure, just like a tabloid writer could be considered an author.



It's what the mechanical skills are used for that's bizarre.