Dolphins gone Wild ! 2,598 9
07/30/2004 04:03 AM

Post on Gab !





Oh, wait, I already did that...

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
07/30/2004 04:18 AM

I'd like people to think I'm funny.



Obviously, I'll be cursing you all from my deathbed.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 04:26 AM

In no particular order



1. piXXXie

2. Anita

3. High Priestess of Stewie

4. Ditdah

5. csme

6. Phla

7. BooBoo



#'s 4&5 will most likely be impossible, but I like a challenge.

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/30/2004 04:28 AM

Defaecate in my pants.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 04:31 AM

<action> wonders what smells...



Umm...HighSoci?

Daggy 86,705 14
07/30/2004 04:46 AM

I want a dog.

Hyperspaz - Buck, Buck Champion of the World! 959 9
07/30/2004 05:10 AM

I've always wanted to fight a desperate battle against impossible odds. Like making out with Marilyn. That's right, you heard me you tanned goddess. I would give you more orgasms in one hour than you have had in your entire life.



Then we could bath ourselves in vodka and smoke till our lungs collapse.

superturkey-doin' it on the picture 6,678 0
07/30/2004 05:13 AM

ummm. well...



backpack through europe, get married, and have at least one kid before i die. that's it.



done the rest.

Oriental Stoat - EAT FUCKING COOKIE! 9,077 10
07/30/2004 05:55 AM

You Frosted a duck?!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 07:09 AM

Oliver, read the whole Is This Gay? thread. There's hope yet!

(Chris Garrett) 3MTA3 86,932 12
07/30/2004 10:51 AM

1. Skydiving

2. Rocky Mountain Climbing

3. 2.7 seconds, on a bull named Fu-Manchu

4. Love deeper

5. Speak sweeter

6. Give forgiveness I've been denying.

Bankey 70,843 10
07/30/2004 10:56 AM

1. The Dew.

2. The Hustle.

3. The Right Thing.

4. The Time Warp Dance.

5. The Bartman.

(Chris Garrett) 3MTA3 86,932 12
07/30/2004 10:58 AM

1. Dirty Sanchez

2. Angry Dragon

3. Cleveland Steamer

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/30/2004 11:08 AM

Be gang banged by five black men.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 11:11 AM

Be gang banged by five black men.



Let's see ... ass, Poe, mouth, tits ... would the last one go in your navel or your ear?

Bankey 70,843 10
07/30/2004 11:12 AM

I would like to add "become a black man" to my list.

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/30/2004 11:13 AM

Let's see ... ass, Poe, mouth, tits ... would the last one go in your navel or your ear?



Eye socket.

(Chris Garrett) 3MTA3 86,932 12
07/30/2004 11:13 AM

I vote for that too....



but according to Dyran's list, I wanna be black man #1, 2, or 3.

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/30/2004 11:23 AM

Two hands, a mouth, a Poe and one to film it to make it all the more humiliating.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 11:26 AM

<action>puts away the KY jelly.</action>

Not into the anal? Damn!

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/30/2004 11:28 AM

No, I'm not a big fan of Gore and I don't like anal sex either.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/30/2004 11:32 AM

I thought those two things were synonymous.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/30/2004 11:33 AM

1. Build a house

2. Paint a self-portrait

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/30/2004 11:37 AM

I thought those two things were synonymous.



To quote Maddox:

"Here comes the obvious train, last stop is you!"

Lamburger 33,017 9
07/30/2004 11:38 AM

Marry Chi Chi



Divorce him



Take half of everything including his house and self portrait.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/30/2004 11:38 AM

I've eliminated a lot from my list.



I have:



Screwed a girl from every populated contenent except Austrialia, the one I really wanted to begin with.



Scuba a great barrier reef.



Mountain climbing.



Canoed alone through a swamp for three days.



Spelunking



Shook hands with a president or two (Carter and Reagan and damn close to Ford)



Ran a motorcycle way too fast.



Things I have yet to do:



Austrialia



sky dive (kids have to grow up first, according to hen)



fly an ultralight



snow ski out west



Visit Africa and Asia



Actually have a million bucks without it all being tied up in projects where I still have to have a frigging car loan.



That new red headed chick

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/30/2004 11:39 AM

Quoth the raven, "Nevermore."

Balls Deep 194 9
07/30/2004 11:39 AM

How about, never to make a to do list.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/30/2004 11:40 AM

Click for the "Fight Club" reference Chi.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/30/2004 11:42 AM

I want to re-discover the formula for Greek Fire.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
07/30/2004 11:43 AM

Things I have yet to do:



Austrialia



Heh. "Chickens Does Australia". Got a nice ring to it, eh?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/30/2004 11:46 AM

I want to chop the head off of that Frost-ing Kurgan so I can live forever.

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/30/2004 11:48 AM

"Chickens Does That New Red-Headed Chick" - has a $50 ring to it.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
07/30/2004 11:48 AM

Not into the anal?







Yea, make her out to be some kind of a cheap hussy why don't ya?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 11:49 AM

What are you doing, Tabula; I'm supposed to be your pimp, remember?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 11:50 AM

Yea, make her out to be some kind of a cheap hussy why don't ya?



Believe me, Chit; she's not cheap.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
07/30/2004 11:52 AM

"To quote Maddox:

"Here comes the obvious train, last stop is you!"



Wait.

Are you "wooshing" me? Was I just "Wooshed!" You just "Wooshed" me didn't you?!

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/30/2004 11:54 AM

"Chickens Does That New Red-Headed Chick" - has a $50 ring to it.



Hell yeah! Get your $50 together and come on over.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 12:25 PM

8. Tabula Rasa



I can't belive I forgot to put Scully on my list. Damn.

Robin 14,626 9
07/30/2004 12:36 PM

1. Sky Dive

2. Ride and perhaps own a motorcycle

3. Learn to fly a plane

4. Get over my fear of falling

5. get married

6. Have kids

7. Become famous enough to be placed in Madame Tussaunds.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
07/30/2004 12:42 PM

I would like to win the oscar for best animated short film.

Instead of expressing my appretiation in the for of a speach, i would do an interpritive dance.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 12:45 PM

Charm naked pics out of all the hot girls on Gab.

Gopher 570 10
07/30/2004 12:57 PM

I'd like to get a life before I die.



















Or kill myself.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 01:01 PM

I hate to say it, Gopher, but I think posting on Gab is probably not the best way to get a life.

Errol 10,584 9
07/30/2004 01:04 PM

I feel like I've posted something like this before, and it was to the effect of:



Lindsay Lohan

Hillary Duff

The Olsen Twins (at the same time)

Mandy Moore



And then do it all over again.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
07/30/2004 01:13 PM

I have a long list here.



But just some of them:



Get my novel published.



Raft the Colorado River.



Get Chickens to vote Democratic (even just once).



Give Chickens a blow job.



Have hot homosexo at the base of the Grand Canyon, preferably with I guy I actually love.



During the 80s, I wanted to be in a music video. Now, not as much.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/30/2004 01:20 PM

During the 80's I wanted to be an Autobot.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/30/2004 01:28 PM

Why does everyone want to skydive?



Frost, if I'm going to jump out of a god damned plane it's going to be the last thing I do.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/30/2004 01:29 PM

Here's my list:



1. Do not talk about fight club.

2. Do not talk about fight club.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
07/30/2004 01:32 PM

Making a list of things you want to do before you die is a great way to ensure you die disappointed.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 01:33 PM

Kittuns, if skydiving is going to be the last thing you ever do ...



... just don't bring a parachute.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 01:33 PM

<action>wisely decides not to make a joke about Kittun's vagina acting like a parachute.</action>

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/30/2004 01:38 PM

<action>watches point of my post fly over Lord Dyran's head</action>

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 01:39 PM

<action>just wanted to make a joke about not joking about Kittun's gaping vagina.</action>

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/30/2004 02:04 PM

Kittuns doesn't have a gaping vagina. "She" has a rather large penis.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/30/2004 02:05 PM

Donkey, if I did have a penis I'd use it to give you a prostate massage.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 02:05 PM

You mean the Kittun's Vagina is ... thread lied to me?

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
07/30/2004 02:12 PM

Shut up you half-Brit

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 02:14 PM

Hey, at least I have decent teeth.

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/30/2004 02:38 PM

Oliver - why did you say "impossible" when referring to me?



I am centrally located and just shaved my legs.

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
07/30/2004 02:40 PM

All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/30/2004 02:41 PM

Get Chickens to vote Democratic (even just once).



I hate to admit it, but back when I was right out of liberal UNC-CH, I reregistered as an indie and voted in the Democratic primary for that black guy who was mayor of Charlotte who was running against Jesse.



I voted for Jesse in the election, however.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/30/2004 02:41 PM

Sobered up a bit.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/30/2004 02:42 PM

And duran, you deserve a full pee tube for the vagina parachute post.



Made me snort up my cashew chicken.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 02:43 PM

Oliver - why did you say "impossible" when referring to me?



I am centrally located and just shaved my legs.



This may be easier then I thought....

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 02:52 PM

Thank you, Chickens; I'm glad someone recognised my genius.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 02:54 PM

LD, I clickied all those Kittuns vagina's jokes. Pure gold.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
07/30/2004 02:57 PM

<action>rubs his hands together evilly.</action>

Excellent. My plans are coming into fruition.

meancoffeebean 348 8
07/30/2004 04:34 PM

i want to cover my skin in ink.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/30/2004 04:41 PM

I want to cover bean's skin with ink.

csme: bi curious about Ditdah 15,189 12
07/30/2004 04:44 PM

Still don't know why I am such a challenge.





Hmmm...Maybe it's my master of sexual skills.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/30/2004 04:57 PM

We all have out list. If you don't and you are one of those people that are just waiting around to die, shame on you.



<action>shame on me</action>



take a Shakespeare and piss so I don't Shakespeare and piss myself when dead.



Done all the things I needed to do, which were:



1. read The Lord of the Rings again - do it every few years.



2. Swim in the Med - done and pissed in it.



3. Travel round Greece, visiting the ancient sites. Delphi is fantastic.



4. Get a degree (got 2)



5. Have seen the best rock and mineral exhibition in the world. Its in Houston, Tx, Natural History Museum (if I remember rightly).





nothing else to do is there.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/30/2004 05:00 PM

I'd like to have a non-faked orgasm once before I die.

















I hear they're to die for.

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/30/2004 05:07 PM

4. Learn something new at least once a month



Wait until just before you die, and you'll only have to learn one thing.



(Say! You just learned that!)

Dogs Akimbo 211,526 32
07/30/2004 05:11 PM

Be gang banged by five black men.



... would the last one go in your navel or your ear?



Eye socket.



So, she's keeping an eye out for that fifth black man...

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
07/30/2004 05:16 PM

I'd like to have a non-faked orgasm once before I die.



The female orgasm is a myth.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/30/2004 05:16 PM

I want to be the number one poster on GAB!

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/30/2004 05:20 PM

I hate to keep going for the obvious gutter jokes, but:





I would like to help Aimless with her goal.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,472 61
07/30/2004 05:21 PM

I know it was cheap, but somebody had to say it.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
07/30/2004 05:27 PM

I'd like to have a non-faked orgasm once before I die.



The female orgasm is a myth.



only to men who are unimaginative in bed.



I found that it doesn't matter what the guy does, I always tend to matters myself.



Works much better that way.

Klam 291 9
07/30/2004 05:29 PM

Is there Two Hyperspaz's?

Grand PooPoo 545 8
07/30/2004 05:31 PM

Pretty much have done everything already. I guess only thing left is to get Alzheimer's Disease...



That way I can redo the list like it really was the first ti... wait, where am I and what am I doing here? Who are you? Get off my lawn you damn kids!

Aimless 54,807 10
07/30/2004 05:40 PM

<action> thinks to herself...



I would like to have Chicken's help me achieve that goal also. To bad he was in Iowa AND WAS TOO BUSY TO STOP IN FOR A QUICKIE.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/30/2004 05:40 PM

I'm not bitter or anything.

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/30/2004 05:44 PM

The female orgasm is a myth.



I have a friend (who operates on C batteries) that would like to disagree with you on that one, buddy boy...

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/30/2004 05:58 PM

Ok, I left work sick today, so I haven't been on. I can't believe I came back to find that I'm on someone's 'want to do' list and I MISSED IT!! So let me just say, thanks Oliver!



But you have to line up behind CSME and Lord Dyran. I want them first. I love them both. Then, if your fingers aren't worn to nubs from all your zipper play, we'll talk.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/30/2004 06:00 PM

That's nuthin. My vibrator is has 1-3/4 hp motor, no load speed of 8,000 rpm. Extended length trigger with lock on button. Lock-on power button that provides continuous use with less operator fatigue, a comfortable ergonomic contoured handle, right angle design that allows optimal leverage and access to tight spaces , 100 percent ball bearing construction to prolong life, a durable guard directs sparks away from operator and an auxiliary handle for steadier use and extra leverage.

Squeamish 38,986 14
07/30/2004 06:05 PM

My wife's runs on diesel.

Aimless 54,807 10
07/30/2004 06:07 PM

I'm a cold hearted bitch and diesel jells.

Anita Blake 6,762 9
07/30/2004 07:06 PM

All I wanna do is have a little fun before I die.



I've got a feeling that you're not the only one.

Persian is dreaming of BooBoo 888 9
07/30/2004 07:08 PM

i.. dont want to spend near 14 hours a day on a comedy website. that would be teh sad.

Persian is dreaming of BooBoo 888 9
07/30/2004 07:09 PM

oh, damn, whoopsie daisy!

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 07:09 PM

I would like to find out if God really lives on the moon.



That way, I have some flexibility for my exit strategy.

Anita Blake 6,762 9
07/30/2004 07:13 PM

During the 80's I wanted to be Scarlett. But no amount of red hair dye coupled with joining the Army could make me any more like her. There was just no Snake Eyes worth kicking ass for.



So, before I die, I suppose I want to meet my significant other. One that I can do things like have sex in the Haunted Mansion at Disney and eat sushi off of his nekkid body.

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/30/2004 07:20 PM

That's nuthin. My vibrator is has 1-3/4 hp motor, no load speed of 8,000 rpm. Extended length trigger with lock on button. Lock-on power button that provides continuous use with less operator fatigue, a comfortable ergonomic contoured handle, right angle design that allows optimal leverage and access to tight spaces , 100 percent ball bearing construction to prolong life, a durable guard directs sparks away from operator and an auxiliary handle for steadier use and extra leverage.









So.Jealous.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 07:23 PM

<action> strips down and strategically places a california roll on his body.



Ditdah & csme... Let's talk in a minute.



Ohhh Anita.....

Errol 10,584 9
07/30/2004 07:25 PM

<action> places slab of raw tuna on his chest </action>



California Rolls are sushi for wussies.

Zuggo 311 8
07/30/2004 07:49 PM

I want a pet penguin before i die

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 08:05 PM

100th post!!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/30/2004 08:07 PM

I want to get over my fear of roller coasters. I'm sure they are fun but I only have to look at one and feel sick.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 08:07 PM

*seconds the notion that Oliver is a loser.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
07/30/2004 08:08 PM

I'd also like to get rid of my fear os needles. But I don't want to have to get back on heroin for that.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/30/2004 08:10 PM

i'd like to kill someone (besides me). not just some random person on the street, but someone who really deserves it (besides me).

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 08:10 PM

<action> wonders who started the notion that he is a loser.



Where's my rope?

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 08:11 PM

Ben Affleck?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 08:11 PM

<action> then realizes that marilyn is posting on GAB on a friday night and puts away rope.

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/30/2004 08:12 PM

Mmmmmm....

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 08:16 PM

What is rape night for you is (work) escape night from me.



I hope your (next) fat lady is more willing than the last one. I would hate to see you get hurt again.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 08:19 PM

What is rape night for you is (work) escape night from me.



I hope your (next) fat lady is more willing than the last one. I would hate to see you get hurt again.



I'm sorry. I don't speak mean old lady. Please translate...

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 08:21 PM

Y-O-U

A-R-E

N-O-T

L-I-K-A-B-L-E.



Clear enough?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 08:24 PM

Everyone!! Come look, quick!!



I made my first enemy!!



I can't believe it took so long! So what was it? Was it the Fat chick joke?

Fluro 14,139 11
07/30/2004 08:25 PM

She likes you. It's just her way of showing the love.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 08:26 PM

No that wasn't it.



It was your general suckiness if you really have to know.

HighSoci 30,076 18
07/30/2004 08:27 PM

1. have sex with someone whose name I don't even know

2. piss in the middle of a busy club without anyone noticing

3. kidnap my child

4. get married and divorced before 30

5. learn how to do the strike thing on zug



looks like I just have one thing left........oops



5. learn how to do the strike thing on zug

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
07/30/2004 08:33 PM

See hargrave naked

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 08:36 PM

Hmm. I was trying to find a link to the 'who is your favorite n00b?' thread, but I can't seem to find it. That would be petty of me to post that anyway. You can't be liked by everybody...

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 08:36 PM

That's not even The Gay.



That's the chimp lovin'.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 08:40 PM

<action> sigh

I have no idea what that means.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 08:42 PM

Sad days for you, buttercup.

Frogpop 173,153 25
07/30/2004 08:48 PM

See hargrave naked



Naked, Hargrave, naked!

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/30/2004 08:53 PM

Sounds like Marilyn feels threatened by our dearest Ollie.







Just because you didn't make his list, doesn't mean you have to be a Carroll.



More makeup, a pushup bra, and less PMS...you'll get there someday, sweetie!

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/30/2004 08:55 PM

What is rape night for you is (work) escape night from me.



Sounds like you lead a desirable, fun life! We should all desire to be liked by YOU Marilyn!



<action> curtsies

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 08:57 PM

Now that there is quite the explaination.



Does it come with any no charge extras by any stretch of the imagination?

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/30/2004 08:59 PM

Have a good night, guys! Smooches, Ollie.



<action> looks confused...shrugs her shoulders....heads to the bar

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 09:01 PM

I feel sad for you.

piXXXie 5,871 11
07/30/2004 09:04 PM

Why?

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 09:09 PM

Because you haven't left yet.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/30/2004 09:13 PM

oh, snap.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 09:25 PM

So... is being a bitch marilyns form of hazing? Because if so... She should get a TON of clickies. She is doing a marvelous job.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 09:31 PM

Thin skin much?

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/30/2004 09:32 PM

If you're trying to be mean, stop calling her a bitch. That's a compliment.

(Don't worry, I remember when I used to get offended at her.)

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 09:35 PM

I'm just laughing at the prospect of someone getting offended at me.



How does that work exactly?



On a comepletely unrelated note, hugs.

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
07/30/2004 09:41 PM

I'm not sure; don't people get offended at things? Such as "I was offended at Bush's display of ignorance". Or would it be offended by? I need Lord Dyran.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 09:42 PM

I like the attention actually.



Don't stop.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 09:44 PM

I now know what happens when I ask can it get any worse.



Oh yeah.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/30/2004 09:49 PM

I still like you Oliver.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 09:50 PM

I like you too Ditdah.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 09:51 PM

One of the fat girls in question maybe?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 09:54 PM

<action> hides behind computer desk to avoid any debris that is bound to start flying...

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/30/2004 09:59 PM

Fear not Oliver. Marylin has been here much longer than me, so I know my place. I know she's a bitchy cranky lady who can't get laid, and that explains her attitude. So I know not to say anything mean to her, since she can't help it.



It's ok. We understand.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 10:01 PM

Hold me Ditdah.. I'm still scared.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:01 PM

Fun!

ringworm 68,315 13
07/30/2004 10:07 PM

i do agree that all the n00bs like to give each other handjobs for every post. when i was a n00b, i dont remember me frolicking with the other n00bs, taking turns licking barney the dinosaur's Frost-ing Poe.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/30/2004 10:08 PM

Fun.



Wow. What a witty comeback.

I'm sorry to spoil all this, but I was just stopping by to say hi. My girlfiend and I are now going back to our real life, and I'm making drinks.



Oliver, you are welcome to come with us. My girlfriend likes you too.



Marilyn, my girlfriend thinks you should go get laid. Just leave Oliver and Lord Dyran alone. They are taken.



Thank you.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
07/30/2004 10:12 PM

As far as the n00b comment, I have slammed my fair share of other n00bs. My first post was a 'n00b fight' with greZow, because he was an asshat. I happen to like Oliver and Lord Dyran, as well as plenty of regulars. I don't care how long you've been on here. I like you if I like you. You like me if you like me.



And if you DON'T, I'm sorry. I can be fun.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:12 PM

I just going to choose be be amused by your game of make pretend.



It's that or pity.



Or do you want to choose? I'm flexible on this account.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 10:12 PM

<action> tries to hand Marilyn an olive branch

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:19 PM

Sweetie, I don't do olive branches.



My motto is, no friends or enemies here or anywhere. Online.

ringworm 68,315 13
07/30/2004 10:22 PM

As far as the n00b comment...



Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch

I still like you Oliver.



Oliver Chest

I like you too Ditdah.





these particular samples of comedy cardboard yielded one clickie each, presumably from each other. that is a newb handjob.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 10:24 PM

<action> flips Marilyn the bird.



I like GAB because people bring teh funny. You, however, seem to only bring teh PMS, so please go change your tampon and start being funny.



Thank you.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:25 PM

It's a sad day on Gab indeed.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 10:26 PM

ever since you showed up.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:30 PM

I don't normally find it within myself to compliment, but the "comedy cardboard" comment was both visually and literally astute.



Fun times.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 10:31 PM

eh.. go to HoB.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:33 PM

It's much more fun humiliating you here.

Teh Porn Producer: 7,627 9
07/30/2004 10:38 PM

I want to do your mom.

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:40 PM

When? I'll see when she's free.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/30/2004 10:41 PM

<action> flips through agenda </action>



how about now?

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:45 PM

On Friday's she's out with the Mayor.



But she is free on Thursday after the "Amazing Race". Sound good?

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/30/2004 10:47 PM

Can the mayor come too?

Marilyn 12,471 13
07/30/2004 10:48 PM

She can ask, but no guarantees.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
07/30/2004 10:56 PM

<action>wonders...</action>



What came first, the chicken or the egg?

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/30/2004 10:57 PM

I do realize that this is hours later but I just got home and I

feel the need to add just one thing





Remove me from that list please, thanks!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
07/30/2004 11:06 PM

1. piXXXie

2. Anita

3. High Priestess of Stewie

4. Ditdah

5. csme

6. Phla

7. BooBoo



one down, six to go.

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
07/30/2004 11:25 PM

Mucho grassy ass compadre!

Gonzo 20,522 17
07/31/2004 12:15 AM

I wouldn't mind discovering the secret to immortality before I die.



Then I could die happy in the knowledge that there's no chance I'll ever see all the idiots in the world again.