Lamburger 33,017 9
08/01/2004 05:30 AM

Pictures please.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/01/2004 05:37 AM

I'll clickie because you're a dumbass and your experience makes me laugh. Just don't tell us that you decided to lick your lips, or I'll vomit.

GoBanana 590 10
08/01/2004 08:14 AM

Way to give yourself a hitler.

Pegleg Chickens 286,477 61
08/01/2004 09:12 AM

I would have clicked you for "balloon knot" but the auto sanchez put me over the edge.

Persian is dreaming of BooBoo 888 9
08/01/2004 09:16 AM

when i found out my mom was a man. and when i found i like the colour pink. eugh.

Robin 14,626 9
08/01/2004 12:09 PM

I had found brown recluses in my room the night before, decided to clean room, all the clothes went to the wash except a night shirt and the "wash day" outfit.



Gave my cat a bath, he was not appreciative and decided to PEE on me while I was lying on the couch.



So I changed into the night shirt.

I Feel something crawling on my back, try and swat it off, nothing there. Feel something again on my back. Strip naked in the living room. My brother comes walking through the door.



Later that day insurance company calls to total my car. worst day ever.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/01/2004 12:15 PM

Later that day insurance company calls to total my car. worst day ever.



That's a great insurance company! Mine requires that I get drunk and slam it into a bridge embankment in order to total it.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/01/2004 01:05 PM

It would have to be the day that my parents sat me down and told me that i was actually burn with both sets of genitals and so they made the choice to raise me as a male even though i was actually both.

Nothing really comes to mind

Lila 78,550 13
08/01/2004 01:09 PM

I wish my insurance company would total my car. We've had to replace all 4 tires in the last year, just paid for a $600 repair and now the thing needs new brakes. I'd just as soon get another car at this point.

Dolphin.net 2,598 9
08/01/2004 01:27 PM

The day I got my first maha.

Worst. Day. Ever.

I was depressed for weeks.







</sarcasm>

But I'm feeling much better now. My therapist says that mahas cannot hurt me.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
08/01/2004 01:44 PM

you want ONE. Can't decide which of the many.



Was it the day I finally realised my husband was a total bastard and that all my hopes were shattered>



Was it the day I got sacked from my first graduate job?



Was it when I got expelled from Girl Guides? (nope that was goood)



was it ......

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/01/2004 01:45 PM

I'm not even going to try and top your auto-dirty-sanchez story.



Hearing about my mom getting a "pink glove" come nowhere close

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/01/2004 01:48 PM

I'd have to go with the day I learned that my dad can only get a blow job from my mom if he gets her drunk on Boones. TO this day, I can't walk down the aisle in the store with the boones.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
08/01/2004 01:48 PM

oh now I remember. The time I had to go to A&E with a perianal abscess on a Friday afternoon and they told me I had to wait till Monday to get an operation. I'd been in serious pain for 6 days already.



That was the worst, by the end I couldn't even pee let alone take a Shakespeare. Couldn't sit, couldn't eat, had to lie on my left side for 10 days.



And it took 3 years, 5 ops and numerous anal examinations (one with camera) to cure it.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/01/2004 01:50 PM

And you remember how big cell phones 3 years ago, so imagine how big the camera was.

131,068 34
08/01/2004 01:51 PM

were

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Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/01/2004 02:11 PM

I clickied firelizard on that one, because...DAMN, someone's gotta pay for her pain.

Pegleg Chickens 286,477 61
08/01/2004 05:25 PM

Munkus, that would so suck. They should have left you as is. Imagine the fun you could have had!

superturkey-doin' it on the picture 6,678 0
08/01/2004 05:47 PM

'However, getting to the roll in my bathroom requries you to reach a bit as the toilet is several feet from the wall'

wait, your Shakespeareter is in the middle of the room? what is it like a shrine, ir something? or are you uber rich, and have a bathroom with it's own bedroom or something?



are you from canada or something? no american would ever put a toilet several feet from a wall, i really think it's against building code.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
08/01/2004 07:06 PM

Thank you Dogs. I've never felt pain like that before and I never want to feel it again. I couldn't even walk properly.



Abscesses are bad, get it an inch from your anus and it is excruciating.



At it started on Hogmonay as well so I couldn't get the drs for days.

firelizard SFC 1,191 12
08/01/2004 07:07 PM

one good thing came out of it. I no longer am squeamish about baring my arse to male drs.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/01/2004 07:09 PM

Dr/patient roleplaying?

Miracles 22,430 0
08/01/2004 07:25 PM

Stinks - this is funny. Anytime you can sneak a DS into a story, you are golden.



Props, kid.

Persian loves lickable BooBoo 888 9
08/01/2004 07:27 PM

has someone killed GAB? no posts in years! if so, R.I.P. if not, maha haven, here i come!

Munkus 2,801 10
08/01/2004 07:45 PM

I know, i wonder if i would have been able to impregnate myself.



Imagine it: a whole clone army to myself! and without the annoying south african accent that other clone armies suffer from.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
08/01/2004 07:48 PM

I came home today and my roommate had taken the cable modem and turned it back in to Cox. I am without the internet until the 11th! I had to come to work to use the computer to study for my final (and what is the first thing I do when I log on?)

Munkus 2,801 10
08/01/2004 07:51 PM

taken the cable modem and turned it back in to Cox



Thats a pretty neat trick, was the modem phallicly shaped to start with by any chance?

Pegleg Chickens 286,477 61
08/01/2004 08:14 PM

and what is the first thing I do when I log on



Gay porn?

Munkus 2,801 10
08/01/2004 08:15 PM

Gay midget porn?

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
08/01/2004 08:24 PM

Nope. Log on to jibjab.com just to see that funny flash animation one more time. That thing is funny with a capital F!

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/01/2004 08:55 PM

Perianal abcess trumps dirty Sanchez.

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/02/2004 06:52 AM

Good judgment comes from bad experience and a lot of that comes from bad judgment

Spangling Heath 520 10
08/02/2004 07:33 AM

Oh, are we still worst-experiencing? My worst day ever was when I realised that every time you take someone home for a one night stand, you run a 1-in-20 risk that that person is actually a psycho. The same day I realised I was that psycho.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/02/2004 11:21 AM

I realised I was that psycho.



Can I take you home so the next 20 people are sane?

Lila 78,550 13
08/02/2004 11:23 AM

Heh - Mavis said Cox.