EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/02/2004 07:08 PM

...on braces for my sister. The kicker is she ain't got no teeth!

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/02/2004 07:09 PM

...on a year's worth of pork fat fer keepin' mah hair in place.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/02/2004 07:09 PM

On 18 cases of Bush Ice and a package of huggies



On 19 cases of Bush Ice.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/02/2004 07:10 PM

..on..um..



What's "squandered" mean, mama?

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/02/2004 07:12 PM

...on a rack job and a tattoo for my 16 year-old daughter.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/02/2004 07:13 PM

...on chew tobacco and a bottle of wine with a handle on it. Fer sippin'.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/02/2004 07:14 PM

...Twenty five cases of Dimetapp elixir and a hot plate. You gots to spend money to make money.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/02/2004 07:20 PM

<action> actually lives in the ghetto, but isn't quite ejumakated enough to participate in the ghettification of GAB.</action>

Errol 10,584 9
08/02/2004 07:21 PM

dem damn weiner growin pills.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/02/2004 07:21 PM

...on that one "COPS" DVD where you can see my cousin.

Errol 10,584 9
08/02/2004 07:22 PM

On a coupla rabbits. For dinner.



An I hear they make babies. That's a smart investment.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
08/02/2004 07:28 PM

...on lobster tails and delmonico steaks.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/02/2004 07:31 PM

.. on a pair of FUBU's and a bootleg 50 Cent CD.

The girl that was fish 9 8
08/02/2004 07:33 PM

on guns.

Errol 10,584 9
08/02/2004 07:39 PM

on some cinder blocks. we rednecks luuuuv cinder blocks.

Persian loves lickable BooBoo 888 9
08/02/2004 07:45 PM

on a pack of magic beans.

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/02/2004 07:45 PM

on an extra big ol' weddin' drass so i kin get murried to mah holstien, Bessie.

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
08/02/2004 07:53 PM

......what?

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/02/2004 08:02 PM

Huh?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/02/2004 08:05 PM

Dah?

Piemaster will be leaving Gab soon. Hes not funny. 12,538 15
08/02/2004 08:05 PM

I squandered my welfare check on spinners for my Hyndai Excel.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/02/2004 08:07 PM

Hu-in-dai?

You mocking me, boy?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/02/2004 08:13 PM

...on a bottle of KY jelly, a pair of rubber gloves and a salt lick.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/02/2004 08:18 PM

..... on vasoline, Beanie babies, and kleenex

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/02/2004 08:24 PM

...On my "Merry Militia" membership fees.

piXXXie 5,871 11
08/02/2004 08:26 PM

Elvis gold-plated collectible plates, that porcelain doll that closes her eyes when you lay her down and she's wearing that velvety red dress with the handkerchief (you know the one I'm talking about), and the amethyst/ruby/cubic zirconia earring and bracelet set.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2004 08:29 PM

I squandered my welfare check on a set of brand new CEE-ment blocks for the car out front.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/02/2004 08:34 PM

piXXXie, you were very descriptive there... Does this thread touch a little close to home?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/02/2004 08:36 PM

...on sleeveless t-shirts.

piXXXie 5,871 11
08/02/2004 08:37 PM

I know class when I see it, Oliver. That's all.



I'll let you come over and look at the plates if you want. But you keep your filthy hands off of that doll!

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
08/02/2004 08:37 PM

...on sleeveless t-shirts



DOn't you mean WIFE BEATER t-shirts, Chi?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/02/2004 08:37 PM

... on wife beater undershirts and a good size belt buckle, just right for beatin.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/02/2004 08:38 PM

Damn it Ditdah.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
08/02/2004 08:40 PM

... on the trip to the Jerry Springer show where my girlfriend/sister/cousin told me she didn't want to see me anymore because she's marrying our dog, Fart.





I'm gonna miss that dog.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/02/2004 08:40 PM

...on counterfeit welfare checks.

Ditdah - csme's lesbian bitch 123,102 14
08/02/2004 08:41 PM

Damn it Ditdah.



Hey! That's twice today I've beaten ya'll with good timing.



I'm always finishing before everyone else.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/02/2004 08:42 PM

On the Bush campaign.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2004 09:30 PM

..on a funny-lookin pointy hairdy girl.

Anita Blake 6,762 9
08/02/2004 09:36 PM

I'm always finishing before everyone else.



Well, that's just no fun.

Anita Blake 6,762 9
08/02/2004 09:38 PM

... on the trip to the Jerry Springer show where my girlfriend/sister/cousin told me she didn't want to see me anymore because she's marrying our dog, Fart.



No way! Talk shows like that pay for your trip and your expenses if you're chosen to star as a guest on the show.



...Or so I heard. From a friend.



Honest!

Anita Blake 6,762 9
08/02/2004 09:44 PM

May I present to you, my skydiving coach, Steve.

Grand PooPoo 545 8
08/02/2004 09:52 PM

...on some guy to get his ass tattooed

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
08/02/2004 11:12 PM

I spent in on a shovel... so I could bury my kids and never have to feed their asses again. Lazy ass bastards, why don't they get jobs.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
08/02/2004 11:17 PM

Spent it on a back, sack and crack wax.





Mmmmm... smooth.

The High Priestess Buttercup 58,869 29
08/02/2004 11:36 PM

Well, Ah don know whaht ya'll been talken' about roun here', but un the South we don' squanda our money, we spend it wisley. Like on mo' dahkies for de cane fields.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/02/2004 11:39 PM

...on rent, food, and daycare.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/02/2004 11:46 PM

..on a stable caring Social-Democracy.*









*note: offer only good in Canada and some parts of Northern Europe.

Spangling Heath 520 10
08/03/2004 12:59 AM

..on some rowdy doco about two towers and a left-wing hobbit.

Spangling Heath 520 10
08/03/2004 01:24 AM

..and also bourbon.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/03/2004 01:56 AM

<action>old enough to remember</action>



Champale!



Nothing's too good for my baby!

Pegleg Chickens 286,477 61
08/03/2004 02:58 AM

On tickets to the Democratic National Convention.



(I figured I was priming the pump.)

alispring 24 8
08/03/2004 10:56 AM

...on Lee Press On Nails, a can of Aqua Net, a bottle of Boone's Farm and a tube top. I'm gonna git me a new welfare check's daddy.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/03/2004 11:02 AM

... to buy a welfare cheque instead.

Captain Yesterday 1,412 10
08/03/2004 01:28 PM

...on some air Jordans for my 6 month old and brand new Gucci suit

Almighty Queen Mashie 8 8
08/12/2004 06:33 PM

...On penny candy!



The rest went to my lawyer, he promised to get me off on those theft charges.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/12/2004 09:34 PM

A couple bottles of Mad Dog 20/20, a pack of Kools, giant Gold earrings with my name in the middle, and I'll trade in my food tamps for a 20 bag of weed and a vial of crack.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/12/2004 10:33 PM

On Immodium AD and Ex Lax.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
08/12/2004 10:36 PM

...on anti-anxiety medication.

Fluro 14,139 11
08/12/2004 11:37 PM

taro, kumera and 10oz of the finest northland green.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/12/2004 11:38 PM

..on plane tickets to stalk Kittuns.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/12/2004 11:39 PM

PBR and spray paint.

Fluro 14,139 11
08/12/2004 11:40 PM

Or:

Plyers

Screwdriver

Wirecutters

Hacksaw

Wiring manual for a Subaru Imprezza WRX

Fluro 14,139 11
08/12/2004 11:45 PM

On another note, It annoys my grandfather when people call him up on their cell phones, with stereos playing loud in the background, to tell him they can't afford the rent.

Felix 2,568 10
08/12/2004 11:46 PM

a retro-active abortion for your mother??

Fluro 14,139 11
08/12/2004 11:48 PM

A large helping of STFU?

Pubah 56,805 18
08/21/2004 12:04 PM

I squandered my welfare check...



...At Lowes on the pretty orange nail gun I just couldn't resist



...on a new Lexus. Gotta keep up appearances since the divorce