TheFoye 55,700 16
08/03/2004 04:57 AM

I knew there was something about that cereal I didn't like!

Daggy loves lickable Daggy with Daggy on top 86,705 14
08/03/2004 04:58 AM

Explain goth to me, dear.

Daggy loves lickable Daggy with Daggy on top 86,705 14
08/03/2004 04:59 AM

Jesus.... my name is Frost-ing ANNOYING me!

Neep, Janeway's personal foot masseuse. 35,066 15
08/03/2004 05:01 AM

Haha, if that isn't satire I will shoot myself in the foot! I display 28 of those signs and I ain't no goth.

HighSoci 30,076 18
08/03/2004 05:03 AM

Denial....it's not just a river in Egypt.

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
08/03/2004 05:08 AM

I seem to display many gothic habits. Can I still be a hardcore goth if I watch Star Trek every time it's on?

Daggy 86,705 14
08/03/2004 05:11 AM

Oh... gothic. Whats the gothic period got to do with children?

Daggy 86,705 14
08/03/2004 05:18 AM

God, you people ar ignorant.



I'M TALKING HERE!

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
08/03/2004 05:22 AM

Not the gothic period. It's basically a term for a style of dressing and lifestyle. Lots of black clothes, heavy metal, spiked collars and wristbands, piercings and tattoos,etc.



I used to be that way in high school before I realised that it wasn't a good way to get a decent job.

Daggy 86,705 14
08/03/2004 05:27 AM

psh! That was soooo 20 years ago.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
08/03/2004 05:37 AM

Whats the gothic period got to do with children?



The children's toy this Xmas.

McStupid, 75% less sodium 13,155 9
08/03/2004 05:51 AM

Holy Shakespeare, Barbie sure has been out of the tanning booth for a while.

Anita Blake 6,762 9
08/03/2004 07:26 AM

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-Watches cable television or any other corrupted media sources. (Ask

your local church for proper programs that your child may watch.)



-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature.



-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the

computer.



-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner.



-Expresses an interest in sex.



-Masturbates



-Is homosexual and/or bisexual.

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By God! That accounts for the entire GAB population right there!



Well, damn, I guess we've all been rightly labeled as the true Goths we are. Woe is us.



...So can I wear my really cool A Perfect Circle t-shirt out in public now?

Anaemic 176 8
08/03/2004 08:03 AM

You have a perfect circle shirt you dont wear? Can i have it?

Anita Blake 6,762 9
08/03/2004 08:10 AM

Screw you. I go to sleep with this shirt. It makes me feel like I have Maynard close to my breas... er, heart.



So, that's a no go. It's MAH POT PIE, KITTY!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/03/2004 08:11 AM

-Spends large amounts of time alone.



-Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may

speak

to evil sprits through meditation.)



-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an

adult.



No ... I think this just means your child is having sex and/or doing drugs.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/03/2004 09:35 AM

I just put a wooden stake through my son's box of Count Chocula. Am I saved now?

the flying nun, ender of threads 1,412 10
08/03/2004 10:44 AM

Count Chocula gives me gas. Satanic gas.

SHePanda 181,718 70
08/03/2004 11:09 AM

-Frequently wears black clothing. - It's slimming. So?

-Shows an interest in piercings or tattoos. *Peeks at nipple rings*

-Shows a declining interest in wholesome activities, such as: the

Bible, prayer, church or sports. Is GAB wholesome?>

-Drinks alcohol. I'm so Goth!

-Complains of boredom. My three year old is DOOMED

-Sleeps too excessively or too little. I have two kids, a house, a full time job. Of course I get too little sleep.

-Is excessively awake during the night. *singsong* Lila's going to hell

-Demands an unusual amount of privacy. Is trying to pee in private "unusual"?

-Insists on spending time with friends while unaccompanied by an

adult. Every.teenager.alive

-Disregards authority figures; teachers, priests, nuns and elders are

but a few examples of this. see above

-Eats excessively or too little. America is FAT! We're all GOTH!

-Eats goth-related foods. Count Dracula cereal is an example of this. Meh. I prefer Count Chocula

-Plays videos games that contains violence or role-playing nature. Didn't salvage start the GAB RPG? He's a witch! Burn him!

-Uses the internet excessively and frequently makes time for the

computer. I GAB all day instead of filing at work. Is that bad?

-Dances to music in a provocative or sexual manner. So Elvis was GOTH

-Expresses an interest in sex. I guess we should just stop Frost-ing already. Yeah, right!!

-Masturbates I'm not going to touch this one, mostly because I touch myself.

-Is homosexual and/or bisexual. Jack McFarland is Goth?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/03/2004 11:12 AM

SHP, you're making me so hot right now.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/03/2004 11:12 AM

Peeking usually lasts less than 5 minutes and doesn't involve fondling. I'm just saying.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/03/2004 11:28 AM

So that's what "goth" is.

Lately I've been sacking the Roman empire every other weekend; trying to fit in.



Geez is my face red.

4 8
08/05/2004 05:08 PM

If that list is what makes you "Goth" than most of the world is going to hell.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/05/2004 05:27 PM

So that's what "goth" is.

Lately I've been sacking the Roman empire every other weekend; trying to fit in.



No Key's the guy in his pj bottoms, digging for gold."

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/05/2004 05:32 PM

...but look at the length of my spear!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/05/2004 05:35 PM

Please stop humping the Romans. Thank you.

Geekzilla 954 12
08/05/2004 05:44 PM

She just realized she was part of a group who dressed up to play sword games.

Spangling Heath 520 10
08/05/2004 09:54 PM

-Associates with other people that dress, act or speak eccentrically.



Tell you what, those freaky pentecostals are bad news.

Grand Dragon 291 9
08/05/2004 10:11 PM

-Frequently wears black clothing.



-Wears band and/or rock t-shirts.



I suppose My black KC and the sunshine Band is out of question then...

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/05/2004 10:26 PM

Jumping Jesus on a pogo stick. I was goth before goth was goth.



They just called me a freak, or Beetljuice because of that Frost-ing Winona "Klepto" Ryder. I never even saw the Frostng movie.



They sent me to the school psychologist. Got me out of two Shakespearety classes a week. Boy I made some Shakespeare up to keep that sweet deal.

Mr.Glass: Emperor of a Thousand Worlds 25,340 11
08/06/2004 01:00 AM

HA HA! I've found a loophole.



"If five or more of these apply to your child, please intervene

immediately." That's right ladies and gentlemen, five or more.



What does this mean? I can drink blood, have sex, watch cable TV AND cover my body in cuts and burns and STILL stay within the light of the Lord. Awesome. Wicked-awesome to the max.

Mr.Glass: Emperor of a Thousand Worlds 25,340 11
08/06/2004 01:03 AM

<action>licks his fingers noisily, while murmering to himself</action>

The light of God... the light of God. Blood brinsg me power. God is good. Yimmishvank Vizinok. Tssss. God is... good. For Aiur!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/06/2004 01:04 AM

Wait a minute ... in this entire thread, not ONCE did someone talk about how to actually redeem the poor, misunderstood goth.

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
08/06/2004 01:41 AM

Beat the Shakespeare out of the kid?

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 02:05 AM

Trent says: I want to feel you from the inside.



Is that goth?

Napkin Wundt MD 30,762 12
08/13/2005 12:29 AM

Hey, you know what? Slit your wrists.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/13/2005 12:30 AM

goths are banned from Zug. you broke the sacrament.



excelt larkknot. RRRREOW.

Deepan the Paranoid Android 2,042 8
08/13/2005 12:32 AM

Excuse me but goths are not all druggies and not all of us r antisocial or devil worshippers. we dont want to be redeemed and i found that church thing really offensive and stereotypical not all of us r like that



U r the reason I rue the fact that Al Gore invented the internet. Because of it, I have to run into your ilk.



Go stab your eye with eyeliner or shuffle somewhere.

DevilsLittleSister 0 6
09/27/2006 11:31 PM

"Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your chid may

speak

to evil sprits through meditation.)"



Thats not true. They want time alone because sometimes they are too crowded or they just like privacy. You dumb bum... they don't talk to evil spirits!!!



I represent 25 signs but I'm not goth.

And if they like Marylin Manson then that is their choice. Don't take away their music just because it's what YOU don't like!!! It's not our

fault that church music makes us fall asleep!



And you are such an idiot. Not all goths do those things. Just because "They wear black and wear makeup" and crap... doesn't mean they're goth.



And if they're bi or gay... that doesn't mean they are goth. I know tonns of gay people and they are the farthest thing from goth.



So go away and don't make up a bunch of this crap and try to force kids into doing what they don't want!

Harvard Chick 16,937 8
09/27/2006 11:33 PM

Hello Sugar, are you new?

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/27/2006 11:34 PM

You know, if I weren't afraid of the wrath of trixie..





Oh Frost it.



Take your whiney teenage angst and shove it uyp your ass, twit.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
09/27/2006 11:36 PM

...you're retarded. This is a comedy site.



I am so more goth than anyone who has ever posted in this thread, ever.

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
09/27/2006 11:36 PM

Frost me and my slow tired typing.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
09/27/2006 11:40 PM

<action> winks at Taco.</action>



I think some gothic chicks pull it off nicely and are sexy. You're on that list.



But when I went to High School, we just used to call the gothic people "The Scaries."

I'm the Taconaut, Bitch! 61,976 36
09/27/2006 11:41 PM

I have never been one of "those" goths. I'm more of a rivethead, industrial kind of gal. But old people lump us all in the same crowd anyway.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/27/2006 11:54 PM

I'm just laughing becuase it was funny when it was origionally posted about 2 or 3 years ago.







dark, black, gothic, eyeliner coated laughs that is....







ah Frost it I got nothin

Succubus 3,359 10
09/27/2006 11:57 PM

Just liking industrial music makes you a rivet, and you get to wear goggles with that. I'm best described as a "rocker chick." The whiteface-without-makeup look is a result of not wanting skin cancer or early wrinkles.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/28/2006 12:03 AM

no what I really love is that applied gothic palor.



There is a girl in "the scene" (I'm really startin to hate that) that basicly applies her makeup with a trowel, and when she shows up to the clubs, it looks like a panda in a dress just paid cover and is drinking.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/28/2006 12:05 AM

Well, some people might like that. Panda's are cute.





and soft..

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
09/28/2006 12:11 AM

well she is rather round, and she seems intelegent, least until she opens her mouth or starts spouting off some pretentious nonsense on why somebody doesn't look goth, or isn't goth (mainly because we don't dress up for the night because we have real jobs and don't work at Hot Topic).

LitaFord 61 7
09/28/2006 12:12 AM

Much to her dismay I call my teenage daughter "Sister Mary Gothica." In this instance she and her friends are a bunch of cool kids in my opinion. They might dress in black, but in her group we have hockey players, student council members, artists, skateboarders, musicians, volunteers and Pro-Life members!



It has been hell the last few years for her, but she is strong enough to speak her mind. While I am trying to scam her black eyeliner I remember my mother having fits over ZZTop, MTV, GreatLash mascara and frosty blue eyeshadow. Just love your baby Goths.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/28/2006 12:16 AM

Just love your baby Goths.



Sure, if she's 18.

Mr. Slinky - Already at the bottom of the stairs 28,185 10
09/28/2006 12:17 AM

if she's 18.



Psh, says you. As long as there is grass on the lawn, they're ok in my book.

Millie 116,984 28
09/28/2006 01:10 AM

Black is very slimming.

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/28/2006 01:14 AM

So is jogging.

Millie 116,984 28
09/28/2006 01:16 AM

You think I'm fat, don't you!



I have a slow metabolism!

Dave's not here - but he left it all sticky. 52,827 16
09/28/2006 01:23 AM

I said no such thing and will reserve judgment on such matters unless and until you sit on my lap and allow for an accurate assessment.

All the ladies love Briham and his Oozinator! 38,843 10
09/28/2006 01:29 AM

So go away and don't make up a bunch of this crap and try to force kids into doing what they don't want!



Thank you for complaining to us. You know, because we obviously wrote that article and agree with everything it says, despite all evidence to the contrary.



You know what, it's quicker if I just call you a retard. Quit sniffing glue and make yourself useful. Go lie down next to a door or something, because being a doorstop is pretty much all you can hope to achieve in your lifetime, dumbass.

Hammerhead 59,399 14
09/28/2006 02:09 AM

I'm thinking that DevilsLittlegutterslut up there was surfing the web and Googled goth or something (irony, anyone?) and got this thread, immediately signed up so she could post (since most message boards require it), came back into here and posted her comment without reading the rest, and then read it, giving out her one orb for some goth thing T4 said along the way.



Then again, I could be wrong about that whole deal, and she could just be a Frosthead who bumps two year old threads to post whiney ass comments.

Chit 178,762 15
09/28/2006 02:48 AM

We just want to be left alone, to dress like we want, to listen to our own music, and to act all pissed off if we want to.



However, we will continue to search your message boards, and bump your threads to get our message across.



Leave Us Alone !









*Like Hammer said.

Pumpkin Noggin-getting ready for the season 56,642 8
09/28/2006 11:20 AM

<action> is magically transproted back to 1995</action>



I am SOOOO not going out to the clubs tonight, 'cause that "goth poser" is calling me to ask if I'm going.









<context> I did (and currently still) look like the bastard child of Uncle Fester and Herman Munster. Now with more colour in the wardrobe and less peircings (took them out when the kids arrived, they kept pulling on them)...All my tats aren't visable during the work day.

SOME day I'll get around to getting pics posted so Jane can stop saying "I thought he was a chick".