superturkey 6,678 0
08/04/2004 04:34 AM

sorry froggy, that was funny, it really was. i saw it about 500 hours ago and thought it was so funny i didn't make a post about it.



my bad.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/04/2004 04:35 AM

Tigger has a herpes sore on his face.

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/04/2004 04:35 AM

Got head!

BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
08/04/2004 04:37 AM

I also was going to start this thread 500 hours ago, but I didn't have a clever title worthy of clickies.



Frogpop wins this round, but I'll catch up during the Saturn geography round.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/04/2004 04:38 AM

i just didn't think it was funny.



neither did i make the zug/retard connection.

BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
08/04/2004 04:41 AM

Quiet you.

BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
08/04/2004 04:41 AM

Only I may dance.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/04/2004 04:41 AM

i'm sorry if i can't dumb myself down to you guys. i really need to go back to intellectual talk with intelligent people...



you keep me awake worrying every time i hear about a person who accidentaly stabbed himself 4 times, i worry it was a gabber i love.



i should just stay away from this place.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/04/2004 04:42 AM

I don't want excuses, Turkey.. "Oh! I could have been funny, but I didn't feel like it." Just make with the funny now or I'll put on my Woozel costume and lay the smack down, Disney-style.

BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
08/04/2004 04:43 AM

Woozel wozel? That's what passes for entertainment these days?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/04/2004 04:43 AM

See.. BobJohnson knows how to play.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/04/2004 04:43 AM

lick my dick and i'll tell you jokes as payment, how about that?

Daggy 86,705 14
08/04/2004 04:44 AM

HEFFALUMPS!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/04/2004 04:44 AM

Get on the trolley, pop!

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/04/2004 04:46 AM

ohh ohh can I go on a trolley ride

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 04:50 AM

<action> sings



I like Pina-coladas

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 04:52 AM

Sorry, whenever mummy and duddy fought, I would sing, and it would all go away...

173,153 25
08/04/2004 04:55 AM

The photograph in question has a time stamp of Tue Aug 3, 4:52 PM ET.. and yet you would *ahoi* have us beleive that you saw it 500 hours ago, which clearly would imply that you are in possesion off some sort of *baHEY* forward-looking time spectacles!

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/04/2004 04:57 AM

frog + drink = frink?

Fluro 14,139 11
08/04/2004 05:03 AM

Tigger? I hardly know'er!

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
08/04/2004 05:24 AM

When Oliver sings it makes the Baby Jesus cry.

Nachos is currently hatless 57,521 23
08/04/2004 08:43 AM

i'm sorry if i can't dumb myself down to you guys. i really need to go back to intellectual talk with intelligent people...



So it's back to talking with Mr Daniels and Mr Beam then?

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 09:13 AM

At the trial yesterday they tried to get the arresting officer to put on the Tigger head. He refused. If I were the lawyer I woulda stuffed the head on him- think of the photo op!

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 09:17 AM

I used to work at Disney full time a few years back as a Character Greeter. They're the folks who walk the characters on and off stage and if they're good, generally keep both the guests and characters in check. I can't tell you the number of times I've seen or heard of people abusing the characters. I'm talking groping, punching, kicking, hitting them in the head, shoving.



It's time for the characters to revolt! Rise up my animal skin covered friends! No longer shall we be the gropees (unless it's Anita), we shall be the gropers!

Livewire 78,229 13
08/04/2004 09:22 AM

"Hi little girl. My bottom is made out of springs. Can I see what yours is made of?"

Bonky 75,728 15
08/04/2004 09:23 AM

How silly! I received a Tigger birthday card from my internet boyfriend!

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/04/2004 09:36 AM

"hu-hu-hu-huuuuuuuuu"

Daggy 86,705 14
08/04/2004 09:42 AM

That's not what he says..... stop lying, chickens!

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/04/2004 09:47 AM

Boobs? They're GRRrreaat!

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/04/2004 09:48 AM

<action> bitch slaps Snork



Learn your tigers!

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/04/2004 09:52 AM

Yes sir, Mr. Gimp Chicken sir!

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/04/2004 09:55 AM

In retrospect, that should read:



*cops feel of 8 year old girl*

"hu-hu-hu-huuuuuuuuu"

Gopher 570 10
08/04/2004 01:59 PM

The wonderful thing about Tiggers

Is that Tigger's a wonderful thing



They like to grope your titties

They like to caress your skin



They pounce and bounce and grope and prowl. Fun fun fun fun fun



The wonderful thing about being a Tigger is noone saw me cum.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/04/2004 02:07 PM

I'da done it.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 02:17 PM

I made Minnie Mouse my bitch for a little bit while I worked there. She digs anal.

AliveDeadMike 3,390 10
08/04/2004 02:22 PM

"...groped the breast of a 13 year old girl."



How the hell did he grope that little mosquito bite of a breast with giant Tigger hands?

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 02:23 PM

Simple, with his giant Tigger Coleridge.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/04/2004 02:24 PM

How the hell did he grope that little mosquito bite of a breast with giant Tigger hands?





Many very very wonderful things come in small packages, and are worth the effort.

snappleapple 167 8
08/04/2004 02:26 PM

hey girls nowadays get their hot bods at an early age, its sick to be 13 and look like ur 19!

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 02:27 PM

That's not sick. That's faaaaaaaantastic.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/04/2004 02:28 PM

UR19? Is that some kind of submachine gun?

AliveDeadMike 3,390 10
08/04/2004 02:29 PM

The guy inside the costume couldn't possibly have gotten off on that. It was Tigger that got the cheap thrill. Put his annoying ass on trial.

snappleapple 167 8
08/04/2004 02:30 PM

That's not sick. That's faaaaaaaantastic



lol thats also called illegal

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 06:46 PM

Only outside of South Carolina.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/04/2004 07:32 PM

I made Minnie Mouse my bitch for a little bit while I worked there. She digs anal.



I heard she's Frost-ing goofy...

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/04/2004 07:44 PM

Disney-anywhere is like heaven for the furries and plushophiles in the world, especially the pedophiles. Only without God and angels and doing only good.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/04/2004 07:55 PM

Oh my God! They killed Tigger!





You bastards!