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I woke up this morning, as usual, scratched my balls, as you do, and reached into the cot beside my bed, and woke up philip, my sense of humour. he was reluctant to get up today, (he had been at one of those sense-of-humour-only rave partys all night, and came home tipsy , waking everyone.) so, i decided to let him have a lie in. i decided to treat him, it was his first birthday after all, so i ventured downstairs to make him maple pancakes. i spent half an hour, slavering over a hot stove, and began to go back upstairs to deliver his breakfast. but there was a problem. HE HAD GONE!
he is about a foot tall, purple, he wears a spandex catsuit and an elvis wig. if anyone sees him, can you please post a reply? (or call 0800-NO-GSOH) (calls charged at $28 a minute. all funds go towards my dildo collection search party.)
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Side-splitting
9 votes
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Daggy 86,705  14
08/04/2004 10:18 AM
No, you're not funny!
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(Chris Garrett) Jacques Strap 86,932 12
08/04/2004 10:24 AM
<action>pulls out his wang, pees all over the Persian.</action>
Ahhh..much better
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/04/2004 11:01 AM
No, you're not funny!
Well, not without philip anyway !
Might consider offering a reward !
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.5
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Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
08/04/2004 11:12 AM
If I don't receive pictures of Persian Boobies by 5:00 today, you will never see your precious sense of humor again.
Instruction:
1) Photograph the Boobies
2) Email Boobie-Pictures to:
jasonwilde2003 AT yahoo DOT com
3) On receipt of the boobies, I will release your sense of humor.
Comply, and I promise no harm will come to him. Fail me...
He. Will. Die.
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