Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 07:25 PM

GAB: they are poop jokes.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/04/2004 07:27 PM

"Perfect evaluations never interest slackers"

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/04/2004 07:29 PM

GAB:Where everyone is welcome*



*If you can survive the gauntlet of criticism and hazing

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/04/2004 07:29 PM

GAB: No affiliation with Gabelli Equity Trust Inc., the number one Google return for "GAB."

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/04/2004 07:31 PM

GAB: Where the women have vaginas and breasts, and we talk about them a lot.



GAB: I sold my soul for teh funny.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/04/2004 07:32 PM

GAB: Where The Rockin' Donkey thinks it's funny to post slogans that make vulgar acronyms.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/04/2004 07:34 PM

Where The Rockin' Donkey thinks it's funny to post slogans that make vulgar acronyms.



Wtrdtiftpstmva!!!

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/04/2004 07:34 PM

GAB: If it goes down, I curl up in the fetal position and urinate on myself.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 07:35 PM

GAB: I farted.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/04/2004 07:37 PM

GAB: Germany's premier on-line magazine for pooftahs.

*arbeiten safe

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 07:38 PM

GAB: We are open minded.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/04/2004 07:38 PM

GAB: The number one cause of worn out F5 keys

Faded by the sun Sombrero 91,274 10
08/04/2004 07:42 PM

GAB: Now available in puce.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 08:27 PM

GAB: We bump

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/04/2004 08:28 PM

We bump hard!

Munkus 2,801 10
08/04/2004 08:29 PM

We bump er...........



fast?

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/04/2004 08:30 PM

Bump er? I don't even know'er!

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 08:31 PM

GAB: Fighting the war on offense!

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/04/2004 08:32 PM

GAB-goes down more than a 2 dollar whore.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/04/2004 08:33 PM

GAB: It makes your mother's basement seem just a little bit bigger.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/04/2004 08:33 PM

In Soviet Russia, GAB slogans you!!

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/04/2004 08:35 PM

The Soviet Union is no more, get over it.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 08:35 PM

GAB: "OMFG I slit my wrists!"

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/04/2004 08:36 PM

Good. I hope you die.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/04/2004 08:36 PM

GAB: We actually have statistics that say we're funnier than you.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 08:38 PM

GAB: A substitute for being attracted to young boys!

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/04/2004 08:40 PM

As I near the 1000th clicky mark, and the vestiges of my virginal noobieness fade away, I'm left with a feeling of power. Power to destroy worlds...



BWAHAhahahahah!

Dan, and you are? 378 8
08/04/2004 09:30 PM

Now Snork, That slogan was just stupid.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
08/04/2004 09:47 PM

GAB- better a slogan than a fast knife.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/04/2004 10:10 PM

GAB: 100% Odes to Anita 100% of the time

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/04/2004 10:20 PM

That's it. I'm leaving.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
08/04/2004 10:55 PM

GAB: Poop.

The High Priestess Buttercup 58,869 29
08/04/2004 11:03 PM

GAB: FDISK?

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/04/2004 11:08 PM

When on GAB, don't forget to visit such popular attractions as: Tubgirl and Goatse.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/04/2004 11:09 PM

GAB: Where :) = :(



WHAP!

Mofo Baggins el oso enfadado 10,950 10
08/04/2004 11:37 PM

GAB: The biggest mind-Frost on teh interweb.



Warning: GAB is a controlled substance. Those who take GAB for extended periods of time may develop dependencies. In clinical studies, side affects were prevelent and severe, and most commonly consisted of headache, diarhea, upset stomich, sensitivity to light and sound, increased cynicism, sexual defects in men and women, unnatural sexual attraction to poultry, general sexual perversion, loss of work ethic, loss of employment, loss of sanity, and rectal warts. GAB is not for everyone. Those taking asprin or perscription blood-thinneres should not take GAB. Those under 18 should not take GAB, due to life-altering mental trauma commonly associated with GAB. In some cases GAB resulted in loss of faith in humanity. Please use carefully. Consult the leprechauns who steal your pants (or any similar paranoid hallucinations) to determine if GAB is right for you.

Jantastic 10,022 10
08/04/2004 11:39 PM

GAB: Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/04/2004 11:43 PM

<action>tries to white-out 'GAB with the world's funniest people'.</action>

Damnit, how can I replace this?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/05/2004 12:22 AM

Gab: We <3 Lloyd.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/05/2004 12:51 AM

GAB: You may remember us from such after-school specials as You Suck At Teh Interweb, SUYT, and The Night The Lights Went Out In Lila's House

I ride longer than a Polo Chukker 4,634 11
08/05/2004 12:53 AM

GAB: We like you if you've been here a long time. If you haven't just leave. LEAVE, I said! Dammit, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 12:55 AM

We like you if you've been here a long time. If you haven't just leave. LEAVE, I said! Dammit, WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??



Stop talking to yourself!

I ride longer than a Polo Chukker 4,634 11
08/05/2004 01:06 AM

crazier people have spoken to themselves.....

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
08/05/2004 01:07 AM

GAB: Where John Hargrave is God but you worship Trae.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 01:10 AM

Gab: Feces and urine, happy under one roof.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/05/2004 01:24 AM

What do you do when the rest of the interweb puts you on "Ignore"



Most people go postal, killing numerous innocents, before taking their own life.

But if you find yourself a nard short .....there's always GAB !

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/05/2004 02:35 AM

Silly Snork, you don't lose your no0bness just by getting 1,000 clickies. Just for that, you're a no0b until Alpha Malestrom says you're not.



GAB: Go Frost yourself.

GAB: Help yourself to the bowl of paintchips.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/05/2004 02:40 AM

GAB: You're a Lebowski, I'm a Lebowski, that's terrific..

BobJohnson, Midget Pornographer 178,045 22
08/05/2004 03:01 AM

GAB: We can't stop here; it's bat country!

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
08/05/2004 03:07 AM

GAB: Where Chickens, Frogs and Pornographers live in harmony,

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/05/2004 03:16 AM

I've seen a few movies where they cohabitate as well!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/05/2004 03:21 AM

Chickens and Frogs live in harmony



The hell we do!



GAB: Take it to HoB!

snappleapple 167 8
08/05/2004 07:55 AM

GAB: for that not so fresh feeling

Pegleg Chickens 286,477 61
08/05/2004 08:05 AM

GAB You will be assimilated. Oh yes, you will.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/05/2004 09:26 AM

GAB: Worshipping the fertility fecal goddess that is tubgirl.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/05/2004 10:19 AM

Gab- desensitize is our middle name

Jolson 16,163 11
08/05/2004 10:25 AM

GAB: Two words - Bloody Testicles.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/05/2004 10:31 AM

I'm not going to shed my noobness, no, but I will shed my virginal noobness.

My GABnocence.

SHP - Terminatrix, now with Laser Beam Eyeballs! 181,718 70
08/05/2004 10:33 AM

GAB- we're all about decreased productivity and stealing bandwith.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/05/2004 10:37 AM

We're like the workplace Grinch!

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
08/05/2004 12:57 PM

GAB: 100% Ford-free!

JordanRL 125 9
08/05/2004 01:14 PM

GAB - Where you can be represented by a picture of a turd... or an empty can

Scorpion 4,080 9
08/05/2004 01:33 PM

GAB: Where John is Jeff, and we all love breasts or, in trixxie's case, penis.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/06/2004 09:41 PM

GAB: Now that's good adultery!

Salt Lake Box 14,650 10
08/06/2004 09:51 PM

GAB: rotting your brain and making you lose your job, 24/7.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/06/2004 09:54 PM

GAB-sucking away more souls than Satan himself

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/06/2004 09:55 PM

GAB-strong enough for a man, but made for a woman

Fratberry 282,842 53
08/06/2004 10:05 PM

GAB: So evil, it'll suck the color from your eyes.

Shacusae 820 8
08/06/2004 10:09 PM

Gab: 100% of your daily requirement of "WTF?"

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
08/06/2004 11:21 PM

A-A-Assimilated?

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/06/2004 11:23 PM

Huh huh. You said ass.



</beavis and butthead>

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
08/06/2004 11:30 PM

Yes, yes I did.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
08/07/2004 01:57 PM

GAB: Be the first to post.

Shacusae 820 8
08/07/2004 06:28 PM

GAB: One more way to drive away your girlfriend.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/07/2004 06:31 PM

...or a bunch of elephants over the alps?

PONO: property of nobody 347 9
08/07/2004 06:34 PM

GAB: The only place that has a lower percentage of people without girlfriends or boyfriends than the D&D club.

Shacusae 820 8
08/07/2004 06:36 PM

GAB: Where ham is to be feared and respected.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/07/2004 06:38 PM

Ham is feared and respected everywhere.

Flying Hippo, Looking for a new name 1,246 10
08/07/2004 07:38 PM

<action> clicky whores

GAB: If it goes down, I curl up in the fetal position and urinate on myself.

MKV is Piemaster - Now With %50 Less Funny! 12,538 15
08/07/2004 07:53 PM

GAB: Where your cousin is as good as any (and sometimes better).

Gonzo 20,522 17
08/08/2004 01:16 AM

I don't know about slogans, but the little yellow box up in the corner says:



"We love you, Gonzo!



Edit your profile

Logout"



Smartass GAB.

Squeaks 359 8
08/08/2004 02:29 AM

Gab: So this is what you want to do with your life?

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/08/2004 07:34 AM

GAB: You can now waste 30 precious minutes of your life reading GAB slogans.

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/08/2004 08:12 AM

Gab: In Soviet Russia, YOU control GAB.



(I can saftely get away with this since I'm a Frost-ing pinko commie bastard.)



(Also, I know that the Soviet Russia slogan has been tried already but they are racist cuz they is no Russian.)



Bye for a couple hours, I'm off to sleep.

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/08/2004 08:13 AM

GAB: When your job just isn't exciting enough

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/08/2004 08:22 AM

<action> blinks </action>

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/08/2004 11:02 AM

GAB: Not as smelly as Roquefort.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/08/2004 11:20 AM

<action> holds up thumb and forefinger </action>



But only just.

The Great Hobo 20 9
08/08/2004 08:02 PM

GAB: a place that makes your special ed class look like first year calculus.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/08/2004 08:10 PM

But only just.

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
09/20/2004 12:01 AM

GAB: Urine for some high-class humour.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/20/2004 12:12 AM

high-class humour



Superfluous U's no charge!

Jannie 10,022 10
09/20/2004 12:16 AM

Take off, you hoser.

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/20/2004 12:18 AM

GAB....Just like AOL but without the annoying abbreviations....and they're both three letters.....

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
09/20/2004 12:53 AM

GAB: Ofoto sucks.

Ms. Trixxie and the Perforated Spincters 65,021 15
09/20/2004 09:53 AM

GAB 100% Ford free, MWAHAHAHAHA, that is priceless, give up those ottos folks.

Lorenzo Duke 3,183 11
09/20/2004 10:19 AM

GAB: When you've wanked enough for one day.

daisypie 49,378 9
10/09/2004 04:05 AM

GAB: Where straight lines don't get no respect.

Nikpan Midget 30,762 12
10/09/2004 04:10 AM

GAB: Where gay lines don't either.