Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 01:40 AM

<action>is too busy staring at nude pictures of hot GAB girls to respond.</action>

Grand Dragon 291 9
08/05/2004 01:41 AM

Too bad it's OPPOSITE DAY.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 01:43 AM

<action>looks at upside-down pictures of hot GAB women.</action>

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/05/2004 01:43 AM

We clear?



Whatever you say, LunchboxII.

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/05/2004 01:43 AM

"I am not Ghey"

I would believe but I don't know what ghey means!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 01:44 AM

It means he's a PoliSci major.

Fluro 14,139 11
08/05/2004 01:45 AM

You're clearly insecure. FAG.

McStupid of Borg 13,155 9
08/05/2004 01:45 AM

I believe you on this one, Elitist, but you are the guy who started the all-male clubhouse earlier today.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 01:45 AM

"ghey" = gay



and I'm not polisci anymore... now just International Relations

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/05/2004 01:47 AM

huhuh.. "relations"..

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 01:47 AM

That's true, about the men's club. But in the club we do things like throw waterballoons, watch lesbian porn and play poker and such.... all very hetero activities.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 01:47 AM

Oh, and apparently, Elitist, chicks dig guys who are comfortable with their sexuality.



So just admit you want my hot, hot ass.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
08/05/2004 01:56 AM

Well that clears that up.

Bong Rip Bob 320 8
08/05/2004 01:57 AM

It's hip to be gay!

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 01:57 AM

<action>smacks his forhead</action>



Dyran... Frost!... you're killin me here man



don't make me talk about who knows what chicks want more

McStupid of Borg 13,155 9
08/05/2004 01:58 AM

Frost this, I'm gonna check out the clubhouse. Since all the guys seem to be here, there has to have been some chicks who have snuck in there by now and might be pleasing each other.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 02:00 AM

No, I KNOW what they want; I'm just too nice for my own good.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 02:02 AM

'Sides, we're talking about GAB girls; they like the kinky Shakespeare.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 02:14 AM

<action>light bulb goes off</action>



I think that as soon as New Student Orientation Starts, and the Freshman girls get here, I will post recaps of what happens during my nights. Photographi evidence will follow if available

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/05/2004 02:24 AM

That would be great, and would earn you many clickies (just ask Zaphod), but I still say you're overcompensating.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 02:26 AM

and the Freshman girls get here, I will post recaps of what happens during my nights



The difference between you and I?



You go for the daughters.



I'm banging the moms that are supposed to be picking up said daughters.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 02:41 AM

You're not gay unless you're kissing the guy your Frostin.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 03:22 AM

Teh Pron Producer



I think we can set up a nice little system here...

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
08/05/2004 05:09 AM

The only substantive difference between a straight man and a gay one is 6 beers.

Humphrey B Bear 51,764 12
08/05/2004 05:17 AM

Yeah... a straight man can't fit any beers in his arse, but a gay man...

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 05:55 AM

but at the end of the day, I sign off, find some sorority girls, and get them to hike up their skirts.



I don't like dudes.







Yes it's a well known fact straight guys constantly boast about how straight they are. It is NOT a sign of confusion.



Football!! Girls!! Steven Segal!! Porn!! Leo DiCaprio!! no wait, not that last one...

el guapo 648 9
08/05/2004 06:00 AM

even the name proud elitist has some heavy homosexual undertones. im not buying it... pe is teh gayhomosexual.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/05/2004 06:02 AM

I'm Merry!

45,655 12
08/05/2004 06:02 AM

He's such a douche after a couple pints.

el guapo 648 9
08/05/2004 06:04 AM

Zr8wFBJk+nOaSe+kiLjBGg]





so... the merry snork and pippin are together in the early hours of the morning...

Fluro 14,139 11
08/05/2004 06:05 AM

Just suck a Coleridge. Lunchbox did, and look where it got him!

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/05/2004 06:07 AM

Uh, I was hacked! Honest!

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
08/05/2004 06:08 AM

and look where it got him!



Yeah, Salt Lake City without MSN Messenger.

el guapo 648 9
08/05/2004 06:10 AM

hacked?

is that what you crazy kids are calling the crazy buttsex these days?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 12:38 PM

Well I just woke up, and I'll have you all know I had a dream about a woman. Me and her were...... doing, uhm.... sexual things.

YEAH! So there...

snappleapple 167 8
08/05/2004 12:40 PM

ooh wow! you had sex in a DREAM

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 12:40 PM

Yeah a big sexy woman. Called Bob

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 12:42 PM

Hanh on a second. Women don't have penises. Bob no!!!

newwave 45,912 10
08/05/2004 12:42 PM

Johnson?

snappleapple 167 8
08/05/2004 12:43 PM

suck your what?

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 12:43 PM

Don't ask me. It was Proud Elitist's dream. Is BobJohnson his type?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 12:46 PM

No

snappleapple 167 8
08/05/2004 12:48 PM

no means yes...trust me

csme: menage au quatre 15,189 12
08/05/2004 12:49 PM

There's too much estrogen in this thread. You need a real man to post in here.



Where's Trixxie?

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 12:51 PM

Yeah BobJohnson might not be his type. He probably likes them more macho. Well Proud Elitist are you a Sly Stalone or an Elton John type of guy?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 12:52 PM

So... not that I care that much, but it seems interesting that a thread I started as a joke to tell people the (apparently obvious) fact that I wasn't gay, as turned into a forum where hundreds of people can tell me how gay I am.

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 12:53 PM

Or in some kind of Sly\Elton Sandwich?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/05/2004 12:58 PM

Im pretty sure I saw Elitist while driving home from work yesterday.



He was wearing a fanny pack and holding hands with a chubby guy in bike shorts.



You did say you got to U of P, right? Had to be you. Your at least a head taller than most of the people walking down the street. The fag bag was a nice touch.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 12:58 PM

Aight Feckoff... apparently you don't know the rules around here. Compared to me, you are a n00b, so that mean shut the Frost up.



And if it's any celebrity, it's Cameron Diaz

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/05/2004 01:01 PM

The only substantive difference between a straight man and a gay one is 6 beers.



This IS NOT TRUE. There have been hundreds if times I have had more than 6 beers, and only once or twice have.....







nevermind.

newwave 45,912 10
08/05/2004 01:01 PM

More like Kirk Cameron!

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 01:03 PM

Aight Feckoff... apparently you don't know the rules around here. Compared to me, you are a n00b, so that mean shut the copulate up.





Well that's put me in my place. I apologise totally and sincerly. I would kneel before you but i'm a bit worried about what you'd try do to me in that position.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 01:04 PM

Chickens, yes, you've reminded me of a story now.



I, being a college student, have, of course, consumed upwards of 20 beers in a night, and there were no homosexual tendancies on my part. Evar.



My friend on the other hand, who we all thought was a little Metro, got really drunk one night and thought it would be really funny if he tried to kiss me while someone was taking a picture of me with a bunch of people.



I punched him in the face.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/05/2004 01:04 PM

a forum where hundreds of people can tell me how gay I am.



For free! Only in America!

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/05/2004 01:05 PM

....and still the pictures got all over the internet.

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 01:07 PM

Hey I look like Cameron Diaz as Princess Fiona in the movie Shrek!

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
08/05/2004 01:09 PM

Green is your colour, Chance!

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/05/2004 01:11 PM

I punched him in the face



Did you know that people who are violent towards homosexuals, tend to have homosexual tendencies themselves?

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 01:16 PM

Thanks Declan! You are too kind. How have you been lately my dear?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 01:19 PM

It seems all of you have done a good job of trapping me in a corner, where no matter what I say, you will twist it around, to make me look . sound more gay.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/05/2004 01:21 PM

No, I would say it was the pink shirt and leather pants that did that to you sailor.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/05/2004 01:21 PM

plus you type with a lisp.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 01:23 PM

Pink shirt, yes

Leather pants, no .... well.... only on tuesday nights, but that's really.... that's someth.....

Shakespeare

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/05/2004 01:24 PM

heh

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 01:25 PM

Tuesday is Gay night at the club!

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
08/05/2004 01:26 PM

PE, stop being so defensive. The more you get pissed off the more they'll try to provoke your loose, stretchy ass.

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 01:28 PM

HE IS NOT i repeat IS NOT the Goatse man! I promise! Would I lie to you?

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
08/05/2004 01:36 PM

Chance-- getting used to new glasses today, but otherwise okay, thanks for asking! Hope things are good with you.

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 01:42 PM

Everything been pretty wonderful, which scares me. I know something has got to go wrong pretty soon. Work is a disaster though.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
08/05/2004 01:49 PM

Chance-- don't say stuff like that. Positive attitude, dearie!

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/05/2004 02:08 PM

So, Proud Elitist . . . . Next time you and Dyran have hot man sex, can I watch?

snappleapple 167 8
08/05/2004 02:24 PM

just imagining that turns me on *moan*

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 05:39 PM

no hot man sex ever takes place



but if it turns you girls on so much mayb..... NO. no.... never

Frothy and ice cold Sombrero 91,274 10
08/05/2004 05:51 PM

I dont know if i'd wanna sleep with a girl who gets wet watching homo's bareball wrestling.



Actually, i would.. but she'd hafta watch it on VHS while i make a sandwich. ..



...





..... Afterwards.

csme: menage au quatre 15,189 12
08/05/2004 05:54 PM

PE,

I didn't think you were gay until I finished reading all of these posts.



Now, I know you are.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/05/2004 05:54 PM

"no hot man sex ever takes place"



Geez! If the sex you're having with Lord Dyran isn't that good, there's no need to broadcast it to everyone. Have some respect for his feelings.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 08:29 PM

CSME,



I realise by creating this thread I have, in effect, casted doubts in most people's mind in regards to my sexual orientation. That's really fine by me consdidering I don't know any of you in real life, and that I find all of this quite funny.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 08:30 PM

I find carrots in my ass funny too.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 08:30 PM

By "my ass" I secretly meant "your ass".

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/05/2004 08:31 PM

When did being Ghey all of a sudden become bad?

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 08:32 PM

When being ghey entailled having sexual relations with men, which is something I find, for myself, abhorrent

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 08:33 PM

Ghey?



Isn't he that queer player on the NY Mets?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 08:34 PM

No, no; we don't doubt your sexuality, Elitist.



We KNOW you're gay.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/05/2004 08:34 PM

not that there's anything wrong with that



/obligatory

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 08:35 PM

Ghey?



Isn't he that queer player on the NY Mets?



No, that's Piazza.

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 08:38 PM

Can't argue with you there.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/05/2004 08:40 PM

Just because I feel like saying it...Viagra anyone?

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 08:41 PM

<action> pops boner in Marilyn's nose </action>



I'll pass.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/05/2004 08:42 PM

I just took three steps back and looked at this thread and saw a sailboat.



Try it.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 08:44 PM

Marylin... you're retarded

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 08:45 PM

<action> eats Beef Lo Mein </action>



It sailed by. I missed it.

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/05/2004 08:46 PM

COOL!!!

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 09:16 PM

mhm.... ok then....

time for me to get some pizza and beer

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
08/05/2004 09:18 PM

PE, I'm going shopping with the girls tommorow. Would you like to come? You can hold our bags while we go into Victoria's Secret. We know you don't like that kind of stuff.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
08/05/2004 09:19 PM

And the Gap is having a sale and we can help you pick our a darling button-up tee shirt combo!

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 09:20 PM

I don't shop at the Gap



I shop at J-crew, and Polo.....

so there!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,869 29
08/05/2004 09:22 PM

<action> Points finger at PE </action>



Ah! So you shop! The evidence piles......

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 09:23 PM

by "shop" I mean "buy clothes" you know... kind of like how "everyone does that"



and I don't enojoy it!!

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/05/2004 09:24 PM

For me, the pity piles......

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 10:05 PM

pity???

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/05/2004 10:15 PM

Hmm......I drive through University City everyday and I don't think I have ever seen a straight guy yet



Lots of Banana Republic....lots of Gap....lots of Aeropostle



oh, and University of Pennsylvania

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 10:16 PM

There are indeed many metro's and asians in university city, not to mention "thugs"



oh well

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/05/2004 10:19 PM

Metro is just a term to help homophobes admit they are gay

Jolson 16,163 11
08/05/2004 10:24 PM

Goddamnit, I thought this thread was going to be about aliens. Then again, greys sorta sounds like gheys.



And they do like the anal probing.



Well have at it then Elitist. Give Elvis my regards as he pumps your ass full of alien love juice.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/05/2004 10:34 PM

Stop swallowing cum and people will stop thinking you're a homo.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/05/2004 11:20 PM

Rockin Donkey....



stop sticking your dick in my mouth while I'm sleeping and maybe I'd have a choice

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/06/2004 12:27 AM

stop sticking your dick in my mouth while I'm sleeping and maybe I'd have a choice



That better get a full pee tube.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/06/2004 02:10 AM

well damnit people

start clicking!

el guapo 648 9
08/06/2004 02:18 AM

if you were sleeping how would you know donkey was poking his pork in your mouth?

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
08/06/2004 08:21 AM

I can't be bothered with reading this whole thread, so will someone please just tell me if I have the gist of it:



Proud Elitist is trying to tell us, in a round-about way, that he likes to tongue tickle the balloon knot.



Is that correct?



Well then, more power to ya PE! Homosexuals like yourself are a treasured part of this great nation. Wear that rainbow with pride!!!

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
08/06/2004 08:34 AM

I'm always impressed by people who can come right out and say they're gay instead of trying to hide it by over-stating that they are not gay (i.e. by doing something like making a thread about how they are not gay) or by hiding it behind cliched over-mascline statments (i.e. "I'm going to drink some beer, nail some sorority chicks and then let my roomates Bruce and Lance double-team me while I post about my ever-so-not-gay ultra-masculine escapades").

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/06/2004 09:28 AM

<action> steps up to microphone </action>*Ahem.*



Hello, my name is Ditdah. ("Hi Ditdah!")

I, well, am, umm,



A lesbian! Well, technically bi, but since I'm in a LTR with a woman, I don't think it matters.



Thank You.



Also, if that's news to you, PAY MORE ATTENTION IN THE THREADS!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2004 09:29 AM

You're a girl?

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/06/2004 09:30 AM

I hope that's sarcasm.

Fluro 14,139 11
08/06/2004 09:40 AM

I'm going to need photograpic proof of this.

Clothing is not a requirement in the photos.

newwave 45,912 10
08/06/2004 10:14 AM

I've seen her and can vouch. And I'd do her.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/06/2004 10:16 AM

YAY!

Hopalong Chickens 286,477 61
08/06/2004 10:39 AM

Ditdah, you realize you could make gab history to be the first Gabbette to post a photo of herself nude kissing her nude girlfriend.



First post of the dehy!

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/06/2004 10:42 AM

I volunteer to be the photographer!

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/06/2004 10:43 AM

Yes, but that requires some major work. My girlfriend is not quite as ready to bare herself to the GAB community as I am... I'm working right now on getting a picture up of us kissing with clothes on!

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/06/2004 10:44 AM

My girlfriend is not quite as ready to bare herself to the GAB community as I am...



Which makes her the sane one in the relationsip, by the way...

Hopalong Chickens 286,477 61
08/06/2004 10:44 AM

I dare say the review won't be nearly as high.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/06/2004 10:47 AM

Which makes her the sane one in the relationsip, by the way...



Well, yeah, but that's like saying someone is the most sober GABber; it's not much of a competition.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/06/2004 10:57 AM

I think I should be offended by that, but it made me laugh.

*click*

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/06/2004 10:59 AM

Since when is it bad to be insane?

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/06/2004 11:08 AM

Which makes her the sane one in the relationsip, by the way...





Sanity is so overrated !





Wouldn't you rather be the one with all the clickies in the relationship anyway ?

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/06/2004 11:12 AM

Yeah, and even though she reads this stuff all the time she's scared to start posting. She thinks we're strange.







I think she's right. And I'm proud.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/06/2004 11:15 AM

We're here, and we're weird!