newwave 45,912 10
08/05/2004 01:46 PM

Dear Aimless,

Are you hot? If so, may I see boobies?

Yrs,

newwave

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
08/05/2004 01:47 PM

Aimless, how much wood would a wookchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 01:49 PM

Why don't stupid people fall over more?

Tabula Rasa: Spicey and Jane's bitch 14,056 9
08/05/2004 01:50 PM

Why is this website so hard to find?

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/05/2004 01:52 PM

If a bird can fly, why can't a fly bird?

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 01:53 PM

Why won't my dog answer me when I try and consult with him?

Misfit 1,104 10
08/05/2004 01:55 PM

If this is all it takes to win a basketball game, why am I not in the NBA?

SHP - Terminatrix, now with Laser Beam Eyeballs! 181,718 70
08/05/2004 01:55 PM

burning questions



Jesus people, do you don't pay attention.





Dear Aimless,



It burns when I do this. What should I do?



SHP

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/05/2004 01:55 PM

Where am I, who are you and what am i sitting on?

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 01:56 PM

By consult you do mean peanut butter on the vagina right? Well I answered my own question on why he won't answer me. Peanut butter sticks to the roof of your mouth!

SHP - Terminatrix, now with Laser Beam Eyeballs! 181,718 70
08/05/2004 01:57 PM

do you don't pay attention.



And by "this" I meant add extra words to my posts.

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 01:57 PM

Aimless-

Will I now be called a slut puppy?

Just wondering,

Chance

el guapo 648 9
08/05/2004 02:00 PM

If this is all it takes to win a basketball game, why am I not in the NBA?



"Team USA's Allen Iverson is mobbed by his teammates after making the game-winning Shakespeare in their 80-77 win over Germany in an exhibition match"



my Shakespeares are game-winning. why cant I be a professional basketball player??

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/05/2004 02:01 PM

Dear Aimless:



Are Proud Elitist and Lord Dyran doing it doggy style?



Anonymous

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/05/2004 02:03 PM

Dear Aimless,



Will you sit on my face and tell me you love me? . . . Poochie?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 02:05 PM

Are you hot? If so, may I see boobies?

Yes, no.



how much wood would a wookchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Enough to fill him up.



Why don't stupid people fall over more?

How is it that you are still standing? Sometimes we need to look to ourselves for the answers we seek.



If a bird can fly, why can't a fly bird?

Rooster.



If this is all it takes to win a basketball game, why am I not in the NBA

Because you suck at life.



It burns when I do this. What should I do?

Continue doing it until you are used to the burn. Then do it some more.



Where am I, who are you and what am i sitting on

You are everywhere and no where, I am no one and everyone. You are sitting on nothing and everything.



Will I now be called a slut puppy?

Now? You were always called a slup puppy. Your parents just never said it to your face.



Where do we go when we die?

HoB

Jolson 16,163 11
08/05/2004 02:06 PM

Dear Aimless,



Why are the voices in my head telling me that I need to change careers and become an MC Hammer impersonator?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 02:07 PM

Are Proud Elitist and Lord Dyran doing it doggy style?

At this very moment.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 02:08 PM

Why are the voices in my head telling me that I need to change careers and become an MC Hammer impersonator?

Do not listen to the voices. When it comes to MC Hammer....you can't touch this.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 02:08 PM

<action> hands aimless another 20.



Aimless, will you eat more peeps?

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
08/05/2004 02:24 PM

Dearest Aimless,



My significant other gets upset when I masturbate using your GAB photo. How can I convince her that this practice can only strengthen our relationship?



Kisses,

Rubbed raw in Roanoke

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 02:27 PM

Aimless,

WHOS YOUR DADDY!!!! SAY IT.........SAY IT!!!

Kisses,

Chance

snappleapple 167 8
08/05/2004 02:32 PM

dear aimless,



i wanna fcuk my friend aka my boss so bad. I'm thinking of seducing him. But where should we do the dirty...in the copy room, presidents office (he's on vaca- hee hee) or the lounge?



thanks

horny in Nj

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 02:32 PM

Aimless, will you eat more peeps?

*deep throats another peep* Who say's I stopped??



My significant other gets upset when I masturbate using your GAB photo. How can I convince her that this practice can only strengthen our relationship?

She's upset that you keep using the same photo, remember that variety is the spice of life. I'll send you a few more to keep things hot for you. And if she doesn't like it then dump the bitch. I have lots of time and a polroid.



WHOS YOUR DADDY!!!! SAY IT.........SAY IT!!!

I was a test tube baby.

snappleapple 167 8
08/05/2004 02:33 PM

P.S. they each have their pros so please think it through

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 02:34 PM

i wanna fcuk my friend aka my boss so bad. I'm thinking of seducing him. But where should we do the dirty...in the copy room, presidents office (he's on vaca- hee hee) or the lounge?

Why don't you do it on the street corner you work on the weekends? Whore.

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 02:35 PM

<action> says all hillbilly and toofless like </action> Iz got yer test tube rahgt hur baybee!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 02:36 PM

<action> hands Aimless another peep



Aimless,



How would I go about wiring each room in my house with speakers that are attached to my copmuter, so that I can have different music going on in each room at the same time?

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 02:38 PM

Aimless,

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

snappleapple 167 8
08/05/2004 02:39 PM

hey dont use my middle name in public biatch! And besides, i dont want to make my regular clients jealous. He's so hot!

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 02:40 PM

How would I go about wiring each room in my house with speakers that are attached to my copmuter, so that I can have different music going on in each room at the same time?

You need to invest in a good quality flux compasitor with dylithium crystal cable. It's the only way to go if you are hard core.

Frothy and ice cold Sombrero 91,274 10
08/05/2004 02:40 PM

Aimless,



What.... is your favorite... color?





</monty python>

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/05/2004 02:41 PM

Dear Aimless,



I have both sets of genitals. Which should I keep, and why?

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 02:45 PM

Well good God man- if you get rid of your vagina you will never know how to get anywhere.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 02:46 PM

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near?

Because my underware is made of bird seed.

What.... is your favorite... color?

Blue Balls

I have both sets of genitals. Which should I keep, and why?

Neither, why be tied to one gender? Just think of all the fun you could have. Need to use the bathroom? Use whichever one is open! Want to feel sexy? Slip on some Victoria Secret, grab a beer watch some football and fondle yourself.

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 02:47 PM

You should of told him to go Frost himself.

McStupid of Borg 13,155 9
08/05/2004 02:50 PM

Well good God man- if you get rid of your vagina you will never know how to get anywhere.



And if you get rid of your penis, you'll develop FEELINGS!

DON'T DO IT!

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/05/2004 02:50 PM

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/05/2004 02:53 PM

Dear Aimless,



Am I still an alcoholic if I only drink when I'm alone or with someone?



Hugs and Kisses,

TableTopJane

(Chris Garrett) Jacques Strap 86,932 12
08/05/2004 02:56 PM

If he sucks my dick...does that make me gay?

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/05/2004 02:59 PM

No, Chris. What made you gay was you begging him to stick his "red hot rod of love" in your ass.

turtle10 42,574 26
08/05/2004 03:00 PM

only if it is YOUR dog

(Chris Garrett) Jacques Strap 86,932 12
08/05/2004 03:01 PM

Who put the Bomp in the bomp shu bomp?

(Chris Garrett) Jacques Strap 86,932 12
08/05/2004 03:02 PM

Who put the Ram in the Ram a lama ding dong?

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 03:03 PM

Who put the ding in the ding a linga ding dong?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:03 PM

How many pecks of pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

Enough to make a bushel of gay men very very happy.



Am I still an alcoholic if I only drink when I'm alone or with someone?

"Alcoholic" is a term made up by bible banging house wives who drive a Volvo and play tennis with Biff and Bunny up the street in-between PTA and soccer matches. There is no such thing. Too much alcohol=TOO MUCH FUN!!



If he sucks my dick...does that make me gay?

No it makes him gay and you his bitch.

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 03:04 PM

well I never!

Jolson 16,163 11
08/05/2004 03:05 PM

That'd be Dyran.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 03:05 PM

<action> feeding Aimless peeps



Aimless,



Two part question.

I like it when a girl throws up on me when I am masterbating, or having sex.

1. Why?

2. what is it called?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:06 PM

Who put the Bomp in the bomp shu bomp?

Trae



Who put the Ram in the Ram a lama ding dong?

Dinish



Who put the ding in the ding a linga ding dong?

Trixxie

Persian loves lickable BooBoo 888 9
08/05/2004 03:08 PM

aimless, no offense, but your advice is as much use as an illicit smegma flavored egg cake.

Chance 171,270 14
08/05/2004 03:08 PM

Dearest Aimless-

What makes you so powerful and all knowing? Its the candles isn't it.

Chance

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:11 PM

Two part question.

I like it when a girl throws up on me when I am masterbating, or having sex.

1. Why?

Because you are a sick sick puppy.



2. what is it called?

Emetophilia, also known as Roman showers is a sexual fetish in which an individual is aroused by the act of vomiting or observing others vomit.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:12 PM

aimless, no offense, but your advice is as much use as an illicit smegma flavored egg cake.



Funny you should mention that! I just baked one fresh for you this morning!!

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:13 PM

What makes you so powerful and all knowing? Its the candles isn't it.

Some are born with wisdome, some with a hair lip and a limp. I was just lucky I guess.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 03:16 PM

<action> continues feeding Aimless peeps in hopes to be the recipient of a Roman shower..



Aimless,



Next question, how are you feeling?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:17 PM

Kind of nauseous actually....

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 03:22 PM

<action> Unbuttons his shirt, and feeds Aimless more peeps.



Excellent.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/05/2004 03:24 PM

Dear Aimless,



Why is Oliver such a freak? Am I a freak? Are you a freak? How does one qualify as a "freak"?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:24 PM

<action>Urinates all over Oliver's chest



OOps! You wanted a Roman shower, not a Golden shower...my bad!!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 03:29 PM

<action> becomes nauseated...



Ok, I think I've had enough of that.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:29 PM

Why is Oliver such a freak? Am I a freak? Are you a freak? How does one qualify as a "freak"?



He's a freak becasue he was breast fed by his uncle until he was 16.



How do you feel about man boobs?



Yes.



They question their freakiness on an internet comedy site.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/05/2004 03:30 PM

<action> wildly humps Aimless's leg. </action>

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 03:31 PM

Freak.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/05/2004 03:33 PM

Hello my darling......







You look marvelous, by the way !





Tell me Aimless, How do you program a VCR , I can't seem to get it to stop flashing 12:00 for almost two years now.







Ohh...........and did I mention, you look marvelous today !

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/05/2004 03:33 PM

<action> continues humping leg in appreciation </action>

McStupid of Borg 13,155 9
08/05/2004 03:34 PM

Tape a clock to your VCR with the correct time.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 03:35 PM

Aimless,



Last questions from me today.



How do you explain your incredible awesomeness?



Why am I asking most of the questions here?



What is the maximum capacity a human anus can hold before something bad happens? On penetration, not excavation of course..

csme: menage au quatre 15,189 12
08/05/2004 03:37 PM

1. Am I really a lesbian or do I just play one on Gab?



2. Can my depression be cured?



3. Is it safe to use saran wrap as a condom?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 03:39 PM

Oh, sorry. Last one.



Am I ever going to be involved in the Lesbo love fest that csme & Ditdah are planning?

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/05/2004 03:54 PM

3. Is it safe to use saran wrap as a condom?







OOhhhh I know this one !



Yes ! If you are only looking for protection from STDs !



If it is protection from pregnancy you seek, Saran Wrap works there as well, but in that case you must wrap it around the head of the female many times and leave it on for at least 4-5 minutes. When used in this mannar it is close to 100% effective.

SHP - Terminatrix, now with Laser Beam Eyeballs! 181,718 70
08/05/2004 03:58 PM

Chit, I love you today.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/05/2004 04:00 PM

SCHWING !

dinesh 24,862 16
08/05/2004 04:02 PM

tell your coin flipper that it's dinEsh. there's a shiny nickel in it for you, charlie brown style.

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/05/2004 04:06 PM

<action> places cursor over Oliver's smiley button on the "excellent (vomit) posts, has epileptic seizure and just clicks and clicks and clicks.

Salt Lake Box 14,650 10
08/05/2004 04:11 PM

whenever i see livewire's moon monster pic or see a post of his, i feel all funny inside. is this normal? how can we hook up?



bi-curious in the land of milk and honey

Pegleg Chickens- Arrrrrr 286,477 61
08/05/2004 04:14 PM

Aimless,



Is Proud Effetest ghey?



Chickens



PS. I've seen your boobies. Never forget that.

Salt Lake Box 14,650 10
08/05/2004 04:19 PM

QTA doesn't want Proud Elitist, even if he is teh gay.

Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/05/2004 04:23 PM

You just forget all about them boobies there Evil Knievel.





You don't need to be breakin no more bones now !

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 04:30 PM

Ok, serioulsy.. last question.



Aimless,



Do people really hate me so much that I accrue Maha's even when I am not posting? Or are they just jealous of the fact that I am very tall?

Superfly 1,145 8
08/05/2004 04:45 PM

Are you hot? If so, may I see boobies?

Yes, no.



Can i see your boobies????

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/05/2004 04:49 PM

Dear Aimless,



What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth? Does she use them to pay the Easter Bunny for sex?



Love,

TTJ

csme: menage au quatre 15,189 12
08/05/2004 04:54 PM

Aimless,

If Jesus is not the Messiah, does this mean it must be Bob Johnson?

Thank you,

Jew Girl

Pubah 56,805 18
08/05/2004 04:56 PM

Aimless, oh knower of things...

Will I make enough money as a Gigilo to afford to go to GabHouston?

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/05/2004 04:57 PM

Wait. We're going to let the blacks come to GABHouston?

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/05/2004 04:58 PM

Dear Pubah,



On a serious note, I hope you get to come.



Smooches,

TTJane

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 05:58 PM

Ok, I'm sorry. One more.



Aimless,



Why have you stopped answering questions?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 06:47 PM

Do people really hate me so much that I accrue Maha's even when I am not posting? Or are they just jealous of the fact that I am very tall?

Tall? More like Saskatchewan. They aren't jealous, they are afraid you will step on them with your enourous feet and eat their children.



How do you explain your incredible awesomeness?

I'm a tall blue-eyed blonde. Need I say more?



Why am I asking most of the questions here?

Because you are lacking friends of the "live" variety.



What is the maximum capacity a human anus can hold before something bad happens? On penetration, not excavation of course.

15 lb. turkey. Or so I have heard.



Am I really a lesbian or do I just play one on Gab?

You are SOOOOO a member of the carpet muncher club.



Can my depression be cured?

Yes, in one easy step. Do you own a gun?



Is it safe to use saran wrap as a condom?

Not only is it safe, it's the best way to keep c0ck fresh!



Am I ever going to be involved in the Lesbo love fest that csme & Ditdah are planning?

No.



Is Proud Effetest ghey?

Dose Trixxie love door knobs?



What does the tooth fairy do with all those teeth? Does she use them to pay the Easter Bunny for sex?

She sells them to Mexican kids as tick tacs.



If Jesus is not the Messiah, does this mean it must be Bob Johnson?

Was there ever a doubt???



Will I make enough money as a Gigilo to afford to go to GabHouston?

No, but I understand there is good money to be made in plasma.



Why have you stopped answering questions?

The boss made me work. He's dead now.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/05/2004 06:56 PM

Dear Aimless:



Are Proud Elitist and Lord Dyran doing it doggy style?



Anonymous



Actually, he likes to lay on his stomach while he takes it up the ass.



Aimless, why haven't I received any naked pics from you yet?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/05/2004 07:00 PM

Aimless, why haven't I received any naked pics from you yet?



I've been very busy dear, I'll get right on that. Kisses!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/05/2004 07:04 PM

Aimless,



How did LD get to be such an ber spy?



And did you know that my email address is in my profile?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/05/2004 07:04 PM

Aimless, I love you today.

12,471 13
08/05/2004 07:40 PM

Designed wholly to get me clicks.

'Giggidy' 42 9
08/05/2004 08:00 PM

I apparentally was not logged in when I asked my sheep question..

*muses*

Mike...Dead or Alive 3,390 10
08/05/2004 08:04 PM

Aimless,

I'm a pepper. He's a pepper. She's a pepper. We're all peppers.



Wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?

Marilyn 12,471 13
08/05/2004 08:05 PM

Are you gay?



What, I'm just asking.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/05/2004 08:11 PM

Dear Aimless,



Will you please come to GABHouston and show us your thong?

Teh Porn Producer 7,627 9
08/05/2004 08:25 PM

Dear Aimless,



I heard sticking my johnson in the electrical outlet is cool. What are you views?



The Irreplacable,

Teh Porn Producer

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 12:51 AM

Dear Aimless,



A girl I work with is a major loud talker. My ears bleed when I get in my car to drive home.



What can I do to stop the bleeding and to shut her the hell up?



Best regards,

Miracles

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/06/2004 12:56 AM

My ears bleed when I get in my car to drive home.



Turn the radio down.

csme: menage au quatre 15,189 12
08/06/2004 09:52 AM

Thank you for confirming my suspicions about being lesbian.



Now when my husband comes here today he will see this and know!

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 02:07 PM

How did LD get to be such an ber spy?

Umm. He's not.



And did you know that my email address is in my profile?

I know all.



Why don't sheep shrink in the rain??

Because farmers rainX them so the rain just beads up and falls right off. Duh.



I'm a pepper. He's a pepper. She's a pepper. We're all peppers.

Wouldn't you like to be a pepper, too?

Freak. I will never be a part of your sick sexual games.



Are you gay?

Not today, maybe tomorrow though.



Will you please come to GABHouston and show us your thong?

I don't need to go to GABHouston to show you my thong...thongthongthong.



I heard sticking my johnson in the electrical outlet is cool. What are you views?

I think Bob is the one you should be asking, and I don't think he would appreciate being called "yours"



Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Every. Chance. I. get.



What the hell is wrong with most of the people on GAB? Furthermore, what the hell is wrong with ME?

Nothing is wrong with anyone on GAB, it's the rest of the world that is Frosted up. You are a different story though; it's almost hard to pick one area to start with. Have you consulted anyone about those moles, or the third nipple?



The girl I work with is a major loud talker. My ears bleed when I get in my car to drive home.

What can I do to stop the bleeding and to shut her the hell up?

Duct tape her mouth shut and cut off her fingers to stuff in your ears. That'll shut her up and stop the bleeding.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/06/2004 02:21 PM

Aimless. You are awesome.

Fratberry 282,842 53
08/06/2004 02:39 PM

Dear Aimless,



Why is it that I never get any naked pictures of female GABbers in my email?



Thx,



Fratberry Bankey

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 02:44 PM

Because you keep trying to negotiate the asking price. If you paid what I was asking you would get your damn pictures you cheap bastard. How many times do I have to tell you that three sticks of gum, a Guns "N Roses ticket stub, and a container of your toe nail clippings AIN'T GONNA GET YOU A NUDIE PIC.

Hopalong Chickens 286,477 61
08/06/2004 02:46 PM

two containers?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 02:49 PM

God dam it I done toldyou all that its a 3lb box of Godiva chocolate, a midget porn and a 40 of Michelob OR NO DEAL.

Fratberry 282,842 53
08/06/2004 02:50 PM

Hey, HEY, HEY!





















































I did not offer gum.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/06/2004 02:56 PM

<action> puts 3lb box of godiva in box, with Bobjohnson midget pornographer, and 2 40 oz.'s of Michelob



Aimless, what's your mailing address?

ringworm 68,315 13
08/06/2004 03:54 PM

1011 clinton st

plano, tx 75075

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 03:56 PM

I <3 Ringworm



By the way...any luck finding what I asked you about?

Ms. Trixxie (Rotten Eggsssssssss Farts) LeMay 65,021 15
08/06/2004 04:00 PM

Aimless: When I woke up this morning my pooper hurt. what'sup with dat?

Superfly 1,145 8
08/06/2004 04:09 PM

Whoa!

20 Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/06/2004 04:13 PM

Aimless, since your Gab photo album pic makes you look funny with the glasses and all and you are much cuter in person with your contacts, why don't you send in a new one, preferably one in a bikini sitting by a pool all covered in baby oil?

20 Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/06/2004 04:15 PM

Don't you think you're cuter than that? It looks like it was taken with a fisheye lens.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/06/2004 04:30 PM

Here, Chickens.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 04:32 PM

Here is a more recent one, I'm working on getting a better one in the album

ringworm 68,315 13
08/06/2004 04:35 PM

i do have the thing you asked about, but i've been too lazy to do the thing that i need to do w/ that thing. i will definitely do that thing w/ the thing this weekend, and i apologize for the delay.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/06/2004 04:37 PM

How do you do that thing that you do?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 04:40 PM

I realize that attaching something to an e-mail is hard work, so this one time I forgive you. You still can't do it from work?



Just remember the joy you are denying all the gabbers by keeping it to yourself.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/06/2004 04:52 PM

i'm more concerned about all the stupid Frost-ing ass-kissing / drooling / simulated sex threads this is going to inspire; however, i've not been so lazy i couldn't fix the remote, so i'm working on it right now.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 04:53 PM

Hmm, good point.

Chance 171,270 14
08/06/2004 04:56 PM

<action> Drools in anticipation </action>

Jantastic 10,022 10
08/06/2004 04:58 PM

<action>places "Wet Floor" sign near Chance's puddle of drool.</action>



Safety first.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/06/2004 05:00 PM

i'm more concerned about all the stupid Frost-ing ass-kissing / drooling / simulated sex threads this is going to inspire



We've already seen your ass, ringworm. We're so over it. I don't think any more than two GABbers are still having simulated sex with it.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 05:02 PM

Well, you all can thank Wormey. I was going to post a picture of my ass for all to see but due to the nature of Gabs suckitude latley I will not be posting it. It would not help the quality of gab one bit and would probably make things worse.



Thank you Worm for helping me see the error in my ways.



*grabs bible and nun outfit and heads to church*

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/06/2004 05:11 PM

Aimless, are you saying that you don't want us to kiss your ass, drool over you, or have simulated sex with you on GAB?





It's already too late for that kind of talk.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/06/2004 05:14 PM

No, I totally want all that.



What was the question again?

dinesh 24,862 16
08/06/2004 05:17 PM

three.



no, wait, two again.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/06/2004 05:20 PM

my post made much more sense before i waited 15 minutes to make a reply to ringworm.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
02/04/2005 01:11 AM

Does this look infected?

SpecialKake, Esquire 55,555 14
02/04/2005 01:20 AM

Shakespeare. I thought I set my time machine for december, so I could ask for better presents.







Doc brown owes me $10.

dinesh 24,862 16
02/04/2005 02:14 AM

this thread reminds me that aimless has a nice ass, and that i owe her a present still. and an email. i suck.

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

QTA doesn't want Proud Elitist, even if he is teh gay.



Agreed.