whome 722 10
08/06/2004 03:42 AM

STFU

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 03:45 AM

This whome kid is makin' me thirsty!

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 03:47 AM

I said STFU! Women these days just don't Frostin' listen!

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 03:49 AM

Hmmm - I thought you had to be over 18 to get on GAB.



STFU - is so 80's Emerson!

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 04:05 AM

If I had asked for any lip from you, I would have scraped it off my zipper.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 04:23 AM

That was a good comeback.



My lips would be no where near your zipper though - they'd be all over turkey.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 04:26 AM

The only lips of yours I want to see flapping are in between your legs!

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 04:28 AM

The lips between my legs are tight and well manicured.



They don't flap.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 04:29 AM

I think that I'd like a piece of banana creme pie with a dab of cool whip. Or a warm piece of apple a la mode with some caramel drizzled on top. MMMM...pie.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 04:29 AM

Will you STFU if I put my dick in your mouth.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 04:33 AM

What.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 04:33 AM

The.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 04:34 AM

Frost.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 04:34 AM

Who the hell is this person?



No - I will never put your pencil Shakespearety short dick in my mouth and I will not shut up cause you tell me to.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 04:35 AM

I am just Frostin' sick of Frostin' Miracles always Frostin' talking about that Frost, StupidTurkey. Frost'em both!















What?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 04:35 AM

Ohh, or a big scoop of punch bowl cake.



Recipe alert:



make two whatever flavor sheet cakes. Cut into squares. Place one layer of sheet cake squares in bottom quarter of punch bowl. Cover with layer of banana pudding. Another layer of cake squares. Cover with a layer of strawberry or cherry pie filling. Cover top with a layer of Cool Whip. Chill. Serve.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 04:37 AM

You are new - how do you know what I have said about turkey?

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 04:37 AM

Wow, whome is one angry little child.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 04:37 AM

And Lamburger, if I weren't married, I'd take that punchbowl cake, cover your body with it and lick it off. You are teh hottie in the photo album.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 04:38 AM

Oh and Hammer - I can give you the recipe for Texas Sheet Cake and you will love it.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 04:40 AM

Who the hell is this person?

I'm the mother-Froster telling you to STFU because nobody Frost-ing cares who your Frost-ing, you sound like a whore who goes to all the little chat sites and tries to meet up with and Frost every guy you talk to. Take that Shakespeare to AOL!

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 04:41 AM

How old are you?..ten? eleven maybe?

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 04:41 AM

<action>blushes</action>Thanks!



(You know I always heard "marriage" was more guidlines than actual rules...)

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 04:42 AM

I don't bake. I don't make desserts. I'm a cook, and a damn good one. I leave the baking to my wife. She's much better at it than I am.



I don't know the exact measurements for the above recipe. I do know that it works better with yellow cake, or just plain chocolate cake. No icing or brownie chunks or anything. And as for the pudding and pie filling, use as much as you want. Two boxes of Jello banana pudding should be plenty, and a bag-bag and a half of pie filling should be enough. Depending on how big your punch bowl is.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 04:44 AM

Lam, I'll just use your pic for spank material if I need it. Sorry, I'm a one wife, one online mistress man. I lurves me some Lila on the side.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 04:47 AM

how do you know what I have said about turkey?



How could I not, you Frostin' talk about it so much you would think he was in your ass right now! I don't care if you're Frostin' him, Shakespeare, I'm Frostin' him too, you don't hear me going around telling everyone!

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 04:49 AM

I believe that would be called child molestation.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 04:49 AM

whome - it is time to go the Frost home.



If you are jealous of true love then I feel so sorry for you.



Are you in a hospital?

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 04:50 AM

LILA LILA LILA, that's all you talk about anymore. I'M LEAVING YOU! ::runs away in tears::

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 04:51 AM

whome,



who gives a Shakespeare who she is Frost-ing? are you jealous because you aren't old enough to do that yet? don't worry, keep up the good work, you'll eventually learn that will only get you laid by hookers.



and while you may think this is a good time, wait until you find out that one of them is really a woman.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 04:51 AM

Come to think of it, I think my mother actually makes the punch bowl cake with vanilla pudding, but I'm sure that you could substitute just about any pudding flavor and fruit combination and it'd be great. I think I'm going to have to try yellow cake with chocolate pudding and strawberry filling. MMMMMMMM.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 04:52 AM

Miracles how about a threesome, Turkey can suck my dick and you can toss my salad?

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 04:55 AM

So young...so angry

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 04:55 AM

hammer, you have to try my mothers cheesecakes! you pick the type, and it's the best!

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 04:57 AM

Hammer - the Texas sheet cake frosting is like fudge. Lots of butter and cocoa and powdered sugar.



Let me know if you want the recipe.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 04:57 AM

So young...so angry

Damn that rap music!!

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 04:59 AM

turkey

who gives a Shakespeare who she is Frost-ing?

Exactly, so STFU about it.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:00 AM

whome,



you should try my mom's cheesecake as well, it's bomb.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:01 AM

Why thank you Super Turkey.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 05:02 AM

I'm still trying to figure out who is whome...

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 05:03 AM

My guess is that he's a little kid with a dirrty mouth.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:07 AM

i think i already got it figured out.



just let him keep posting to make sure.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 05:07 AM

My guess is he is my old stalker that I used to work with.



People hate that Turkey and I are in love. The people that hate it will not be invited to the wedding. (It'll be open bar.)

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/06/2004 05:07 AM

Thanks to this thread, I am now going to bed hungry, aroused and alone.



Reminds me of high school.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:10 AM

Who am I? whome?

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 05:11 AM

hey miracles...when/where? I want some booz

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:11 AM

Comedy G*O*L*D*

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 05:12 AM

dont be angry cuz we're older than you

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:14 AM

That had to be one of my better pranks for my own amusement.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:16 AM

lasted a whole hour! wow, that ranked right up there when chickens faked his own death and Frosted with everyone for a week!

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:19 AM

Well there's only so many times you can say STFU before people start ignoring you. My favorite, is Lauren calling me a little kid through it all.

Lauren The Great 221 8
08/06/2004 05:20 AM

eh..you got me

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:21 AM

well, at least i scored your IP in the deal, thanks!

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:22 AM

So what do you plan on doing with it?

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:25 AM

making a cheesecake, what else?

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:26 AM

That will go good with my coffee.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 05:27 AM

turkey actually plans on making LOVE with it this weekend...with me!



Cheescake is nothing like this puss!

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:30 AM

AWW Damn there she goes again. Only now she's bringing cheesecake into. Lets leave the cheesecake out ok.













Who makes love with cheesecake?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 05:31 AM

No, you douchebag, you don't have cheesecake with coffee, you have red velvet cake with coffee.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 05:32 AM

I don't know about Frost-ing a cheesecake, but there was this guy once that Frosted an apple pie...

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:32 AM

you must be a virgin, nor have you seen 9 1/2 weeks.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:33 AM

WHAT?? You mean to tell me I've been eating the wrong cake with my coffee? All these years, I can't believe it. WHY GOD? WHHHHYYYYY?

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:33 AM

i usually have brandy and cornbread with my coffee.



hey it works for me.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:35 AM

You must be from Nebraska superturkey.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 05:35 AM

Lush.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:35 AM

come on, it hasn't been that many years! when you hit HS, it won't seem all that long.



hammer,



whatever happened to people eating coffee cake with the coffee? i never tried it, but i figure that would be how it got the name...

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 05:36 AM

Indeed. You have a coffee cake with coffee.



And you have kick ass sex with a Turkey.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:37 AM

hammer, you can't say you didn't already know?

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:37 AM

I know all about the ass sex with turkey.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 05:39 AM

Miracles, I don't want to know how you can fit an entire turkey up your cooch, that has to be one floppy cooter.



And I'd prefer a Entmann's Crumb cake or Strawberry Cheesecake with my coffee, but red velvet with buttercream icing and a cup of Millstone is acceptable.

Daggy 86,705 14
08/06/2004 05:39 AM

This thread makes me want to rub ground glass into my eyeballs.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:40 AM

daggs!



what do you eat with your coffee?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/06/2004 05:42 AM

Oh, and that should read Entmann's Strawberry Cheesecake Danish.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:42 AM

Let that be a lesson to ya, next time you think the whole interweb needs to know about your sexual exploits or lack there of, you will know better.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:44 AM

i know i learned my lesson! wow, you really showed me!

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:45 AM

Where's this Guapo fellow anyways, this thread was supposed to be about him.

Daggy 86,705 14
08/06/2004 05:45 AM

I usually eat berocca with my coffee.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:47 AM

Superturkey, you're driving me nutShakespeare a shift key once in a while.

superturkey 6,678 0
08/06/2004 05:48 AM

shift? what the Frost is that? i drive an automatic, and it is a belt, not a key. you use those to start the car.

whome 722 10
08/06/2004 05:51 AM

You want me to teach you how to drive stick it's not that hard, you just have to listen to the car. Or if the radio's turned up feel the car, now come to Butthead.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/06/2004 07:20 AM

uh oh - this ass bag whome is picking a fight with turkey about cars...that is not good.

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/06/2004 07:23 AM

So did you ever figure out who that guy is?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/06/2004 08:02 AM

He's Batman.

Nachos is chock full of Squirrely Wrath 57,521 23
08/06/2004 08:46 AM

After substantial amounts of investigation I can reveal...it was me...apparently I'm going all Edward Norton on your asses...

mewho 12 8
08/07/2004 01:36 AM

I think I will have to change my name.

Jantastic 10,022 10
08/07/2004 02:05 AM

Jesus. Frost-ing. Christ.



All of you need to shut up about this, right now. Miracles and Superturkey, you are not the first people from GAB to have sex, and you probably won't be the last. If you can find a way to make it funny, then post away. Otherwise, nobody cares.



And Other Person, whoever the Frost you are, while I appreciate your intentions, did you really think bringing up the subject again was going to make them talk about it less?



To sum up, I hate everybody today.

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/07/2004 02:18 AM

Hammerhead, do you know this "whome" fella it seemed you were calm and collected through out his rant, which just doesn't seem like the Hammerhead that we all know and love!

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/07/2004 04:10 AM

No, I don't know, or at least I can't confirm my suspicions.



As far as me being calm and collected throughout this whole bullShakespeare, I just figured I'd change the subject. Whome/mewho/whotheFrostever can go suck on Satan's greasy Coleridge and balls for all I care. And Miracles and Turkey can go Frost each other silly. Hopefully that will keep them away from here. I don't like Miracles and Turkey's an annoying prick, but let them bugger each other all they want. Just keep this Shakespeare off of GAB.



So I changed the subject.



And I still want a warm piece of apple pie a la mode with caramel drizzled on top.

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/07/2004 04:17 AM

Well all I have here is some nasty chow hall food! Pie sounds really good!

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
08/07/2004 05:43 AM

Kudos to the spanish Hammer (or whatever the Frost his name is) for being the only person in this entire thread to make me laugh consistently (and for making me hungry).



Boo-dos to all those veteran gabbers who are supposed to be kings of comedy who couldn't even come up with witty replies to handle a jackass spammer. (further boo-dos to the jackass spammer guy for making me waste time reading this.)

Daggy 86,705 14
08/07/2004 06:00 AM

mmmmmmmm.... delicious spam......

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/07/2004 06:08 AM

to the jackass spammer guy

Some how I don't think this is a "jackass spammer guy". It sounds like he knows a little bit about how this place works. I think it's an old school regular who has come out of retirement, whether he was a well liked regular I can't say but he did say a few things that made me laugh and judging by the clickies given in this thread they made other people laugh as well. That's just my 2 cents, I'll need change back for that.

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
08/07/2004 06:15 AM

*sheepishly*......I thought some of what he was saying was funny too. But I wanted to sound cool and pretend I didn't think such juvenile statements were funny. Did it work? Am I cool yet? Am I a GABber? Can I be in the Calander? .......No? .....okay, back to the bushes I go.

Dolphin.net 2,598 9
08/07/2004 06:16 AM

<action>thanks Stinks and duly notes it's opinion</action>Wait a second...

Turkey and Miracles are doing the wild thing ??!!?





I had no idea.

</sarcasm>

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/07/2004 06:27 AM

Stinks come out of the bushes. I commend you for your honesty. Stop worrying so much about what other people think, there are no garbage cans or lockers to get stuffed into, here you can be yourself.

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
08/07/2004 06:30 AM

<action>takes off pants</action>



like this?

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/07/2004 06:32 AM

Oliver? Is that you?

Dolphin.net 2,598 9
08/07/2004 06:34 AM

Look out Stinks---here comes Miracles!

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
08/07/2004 06:35 AM

<action>looks quizically at his penis</action>



well, I never called him "Oliver" but if that's what does it for ya, be my guest!

Anita Blake 6,762 9
08/07/2004 11:09 AM

Foye, I know how you feel. I spent 6 months in Egypt, and for the first two of it I ate MREs, and thought that when we finally got MKTs shipped in that things would look up, only our cooks suck ass and army food in general is horrid. At times like that I thanked God for those little tabasco sauce bottles I saved up from the MRE packets.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/07/2004 11:18 AM

You know, being in my 40s, I went over to the AARP site to see if they had a chat room.



But they were all like, "Wrinklebutt, suck my catheter, bitch!" and "I'll knock your Shakespeare off that walker, Octosexarian!" and "I'm Frost-ing the old guy in Room 402!"



So I came back here...