Shacusae 820 8
08/08/2004 02:29 AM

Oh yeah, this is my first entry...

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
08/08/2004 02:32 AM

Well since that didn't go so well can I have the rest of your pizza?

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/08/2004 02:33 AM

Yesterday I was on the benchpress at the gym, I had about 160lbs on the 45lb bar, so whats that put it at.. 205lbs when the bench collapsed. Not the whole bench mind you, just the side that my head is on. It slammed my back and my head onto the ground. So here I was laying over backwards, my ass still on the bench a foot and a half off the ground with 200+ pounds on my chest, the bar had slipped from my hand when I hit the ground and my back was twisted in an uncomfortable position. Oh the pain and humiliation! I'm ok now, but for that 20 seconds it took for someone to lift the bar off my chest,I couldn't breath and the bar was digging into my flesh. I ended up quiting my workout early yesterday and my back still hurts. Real men don't {sob} cry though.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/08/2004 02:43 AM

Once again, I ask-



Why do we have two new people at the same time who follow up their story with "Oh yeah, this is my first entry"? It's a little odd that they posted that at about the same time, don't you think?

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/08/2004 02:45 AM

Yeah and I didn't get one clickie for my painful story. There's something fishy going on here.

Squeaks 359 8
08/08/2004 02:52 AM

We rented a 15 foot truck when moving into a new apartment. As I was unloading said monstrosity, a bed frame came crashing onto my head. After a string of obscenities that would make Robin Williams bluShakespeareook my hand off my head and saw blood. Lots. of. it. Now I'm not Carrie incarnate, but I did freak out a bit. Innocent bystanders were hurt. Plus I had to get a stitch. Feel better about your puny citrus-induced injury now?

Shacusae 820 8
08/08/2004 03:04 AM

I wasn't gonna mention it was my first entry until cam mentioned it and she/he got rated. I was looking for a rating but whatever.

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/08/2004 03:08 AM

I took my hand off my head and saw blood. Lots. of. it. Now I'm not Carrie incarnate, but....



Plug it up! Plug it up!

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/08/2004 03:11 AM

He did mention that it was a first entry 9 minutes after his first entry. I think I beleive him!

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/08/2004 03:11 AM

Believe him even!

SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/08/2004 03:14 AM

believe





beLIEve





LIE

whome 722 10
08/08/2004 04:24 AM

Shacusae,



Are you Italian because I look at your name and I think you just sneezed.

Bless you.

Shacusae mea .

Your excused.

Stinks of Mediocrity 1,200 9
08/08/2004 04:27 AM

One time I saw your mom take a HUGE (like a half a teaspoon) stream of juice into her eye from a big Hawaiian.



ha, ha *sigh* That's all I've got.

Dolphin.net 2,598 9
08/08/2004 05:55 AM

I stubbed my toe once. Golly gee wilikers, did that ever hurt!





Oh yeah, this is my first entry...

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
08/08/2004 06:38 AM

On September 12th, 2001 (September 11th in Americaland) I reached down to get my schoolbag and stood up fast under the open window of our school marae. I was standing there, a bit dazed, but fine, until a girl went "oh my god, you're bleeding," as I felt blood trickling down my face. I freaked out. A teacher took me to the medical room, holding a roll of toilet paper to my head.



Mum came and got me and took me to the doctor. He was an emergency doctor, not my usual one, but i remember he was american, and his family lived a block from the twin towers. Someone had wheeled a tv into the waiting room. Because I might have had concussion, the doc told me not to watch tv when i got home. So I went home and spent the rest of the day flicking between BBC and CNN.



The end.

Dolphin.net 2,598 9
08/08/2004 06:43 AM

OMG !!!

Not an American doctor!!!!??



The sheer horror of it terrifies me.

Gonzo 20,522 17
08/08/2004 01:57 PM

Meaner pizza.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/08/2004 02:58 PM

That's the way it's done.

Zaphod Beeblebrox 31,599 13
08/08/2004 02:59 PM

Good thing Anita didn't get the chance to cut and paste that and call it her own first.

Anaemic 176 8
08/08/2004 03:06 PM

Whilst paintballing I was crouching to hide from the stream of paint heading for my head. Little did i know one of the bastards had snuck round me and I got shot...rrrright in the balls. I think my scream stoped the game for a bit.

el guapo 648 9
08/08/2004 03:19 PM

Whilst paintballing I was crouching to hide from the stream of paint heading for my head. Little did i know, Anita had snuck round me and I got shot...rrrright in the balls. I think my scream stoped the game for a bit.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2004 03:21 PM

Whilst paintballing I was crouching to hide from the stream of paint heading for my head. Little did i know, Anita had snuck round me and I got blown..rrrright in the balls. I think my screams of ecstasy stoped the game for a bit.

Anaemic 176 8
08/08/2004 03:21 PM

I you're going to steal my post/pain you can atleast pay for it in clikies.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/08/2004 03:22 PM

You should be paying us for making your post funny.

el guapo 648 9
08/08/2004 03:23 PM

I dont believe in clickies

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/08/2004 03:28 PM

And son, Clickies don't believe in you either..

el guapo 648 9
08/08/2004 03:34 PM

were clearly mutually exclusive. thing is, we had a fight during my first days at gab and ive been bitter ever since.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/08/2004 09:02 PM

Double-suited, rubber-gloved, respiratored, I am at the bottom of the ladder in the empty containment pit of a nuclear reactor.



The 40' long, 2" PVC piped with the electrical wiring through it comes loose from the duct tape and NAILS me in at the top of my forehead.



To this day, hair won't grow in that one spot (what about the others, huh? I hear you say) and whenever I pass a nuclear plant, I still pick up an AM radio station.



On the up side, it's WLS out of Chicago playing Motown from the 60s...

Illicom 52 8
08/08/2004 11:43 PM

Hmmm...



One time in high school marching band we were marching in a parade, playing our school's fight song every few minutes. I was on the very right edge of our formation. So we start playing, and some woman on the side of the road thinks its funny to tickle everybody in her range as we went by--meaning that those of us on the right were the unlucky few. I swear, I knew it was coming...but my instincts still took over...I felt her fingers on my side, and rammed my elbow back and to the right. I heard it more than felt it...my elbow apparently connected with the woman's wrist and supposedly caused her great pain. We all had a good laugh about it later...but the next Monday (the parade was on a Saturday) I was in the band director's office. The week's worth of detentions was worth it.



And yes, this is my first post/entry, although I've been lurking awhile, so please, share the clickie-wealth. One of the main reasons I registered was so I could give clickies to all of you deserving people out there who make me laugh everyday:)

Miracles 22,430 0
08/09/2004 12:02 AM

I fell off the side of a VW Bug and cracked a hair line fracture in my skull when my head bashed on a parking block.



I had a mushy bump the size of half a grapefruit on the back of my head for weeks. This is not the painful part, though.



The painful part was that I couldn't drive to school myself for a while after that - so my boyfriend picked me up every morning and I had to listen to ROB BASS music and Michael Jordan play recaps the whole drive. The Horror!



This is my first entry that has doesn't have something to do with turkey.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/09/2004 12:09 AM

When I was 10, I decided to try to skateboard for the first time ever.



Having no idea what the hell I was doing, I tried that first skateboard experience on a sidewalk. With cracks.

The first crack I hit, I went flying. A pebble got into my mouth and nearly bifurcated my tongue. I got nine stitches, and then -- an hour later -- one of them started to come out, and I had to get another. They did NOT give me any more painkillers, though.



The extra fun part of all this? I caught flu the next day. I spent the whole time the stitches were in vomitting.



Vomitting with stitches in your tongue is NOT fun.

Pants 14,252 17
08/09/2004 12:15 AM

Oh the disappointment, I thought for sure that this thread was about you eating a slice of pizza that had a piece of unpealed pineapple on it and you complaining about the tears in your annus caused by the discharge.

Squeaks 359 8
08/09/2004 01:54 AM

Illicom, I gave you a clickie simply because you admitted that you were in marching band. Props to that, yo!

Killer Beryl 145 8
08/09/2004 09:26 AM

a) I was a gymnast for ten years.



b) Now think of every gymnastics accident you've ever seen on Funniest Home Videos.



c) Feel my pain.

Briham and cheese omelette 38,843 10
08/09/2004 12:46 PM

Gymnast Pain