Aimless 54,807 10
08/10/2004 12:38 PM

I would have just wiped it off with my hand and patted the sholder of the first person that passed me by.





Thats just me though.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/10/2004 12:39 PM

Let me be the first to say, Why didn't you just take it off?

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/10/2004 12:40 PM

I was gonna say, Why didn't you just go back inside and change.



But that sounded gay.

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/10/2004 12:43 PM

Wiping it on someones shoulder would have been kinda funny but I live in downtown portland and some of these Frosters are CRAZY.



as for removing the blemished article - i was too far from home to have not been late for work

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/10/2004 12:45 PM

downtown portland



Ah, that explains it.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/10/2004 01:01 PM

So. Aroused.

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/10/2004 01:38 PM

spicy - betchya thought slimer was a sex god-

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/10/2004 04:40 PM

If thinking that Slimer is a sex god is considered funny and will earn me a couple of clickies, then yes.

Illicom 52 8
08/10/2004 04:42 PM

You could've scraped it off with your hand and had a morning snack...

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/10/2004 05:42 PM

<action>clickied you for havin' the hots for Slimer</action>



tee hee!

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/10/2004 05:43 PM

<action>clickied you for havin' the hots for Slimer</action>



tee hee!



and thank you, no, my morning snack was a chocolate raspberry latte *drools on spot i previously slimed*

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/10/2004 05:43 PM

<action> beats self </action> oh DANG! -- double post

Spangling Heath 520 10
08/10/2004 07:56 PM

The sun makes you sneeze??? What, is there something about blinking that tickles your nose? Sorry to push my point, but is this common? I've never heard of it, and I'm living in a pretty sunny country...

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/10/2004 08:00 PM

More commonly known as "sun sneezing", the photic sneeze reflex is that strange phenomenon where people sneeze when suddenly exposed to bright light. Recognized in medical journals for the last 40 years, it has also been called the "ACHOO syndrome". Supposedly only 25% of the population is prone to sun sneezing, leading some to speculate that the tendency to sneeze at the sun may be an inheritable trait that only some possess. (It should be noted however that most newborns exhibit sun sneezing.) And of course, no one knows what the "purpose" of sun sneezing might be. Like the appendix, it might have been useful to our distant ancestors, but now, it is merely a mystery. Surely, one day, some fine fellow will waste our precious tax dollars and come up with an answer to this important dilemma.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/10/2004 08:17 PM

Whoa. I was researching the photic sneeze reflex just the other week. I got the Straight Dope on it. Yet another reason why I'll never be Top Gun.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/10/2004 08:21 PM

ALL OVER THE SOUNDBOARD!

Spangling Heath 520 10
08/10/2004 08:21 PM

leading some to speculate that the tendency to sneeze at the sun may be an inheritable trait that only some possess.



That could explain its relative absence in NZ - we're all inbreds. Still, would've been a way more fun experiment in our year six science class on genetics - 30 kids all stepping out into the sun at the same time..way better than all that boring tongue-rolling Shakespeare.

Flabio Fan 80 8
08/10/2004 08:37 PM

....ALL OVER THE SOUNDBOARD



heeheeeheee!

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/10/2004 11:33 PM

.................ALL OVER THE SOUNDBOARD



this sucks ...



i feel like what i am.....

a sad, sad n00b.



because i do not know what this ALL OVER THE SOUNDBOARD thingie is....















someone help me....



<action>puts on fire-blanket and waits for the pending burning</action>

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/10/2004 11:37 PM

It's an inside joke from something non-GAB. Nobody here can help you.

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/11/2004 12:05 AM

<action>big breath.....long sigh</action>











well that just figures

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/11/2004 12:08 AM

It sounded funny and made me laugh, so I clicked it anyway. Ha! You're joke's not inside anymore! I took it outside and bought it a milkshake!

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/11/2004 12:10 AM

Your joke! Dammit! I'm going to bed now.

Rider, roommate to that pie bitch 2,014 9
08/11/2004 12:45 AM

This one time at band camp...

ringworm 68,315 13
08/11/2004 02:42 AM

when i go out in to the sun, it feels as if my eyeballs are going to burst. what's that called?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/11/2004 02:44 AM

a hangover.

Jantastic 10,022 10
08/11/2004 02:45 AM

It's called "stop spending 18 hours a day in front of a computer and go outside once in a while, dumbass."

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/11/2004 02:46 AM

DON'T JUDGE ME! er.. HIM!

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
08/11/2004 02:47 AM

that would be withdraw from Zug



ZugINeedALifeosis, I'm told it's not curable but my family still has hope.

TEDphat 6,408 9
08/11/2004 02:49 AM

It's called "being a dork". Normal people go outside on a regular basis, and do not have adverse reactions to natural light.

TEDphat 6,408 9
08/11/2004 02:50 AM

<action> Feels incredibly slow</action>

Miracles 22,430 0
08/11/2004 02:50 AM

Shut up, Boo Boo. You are just retarded.



Corky Boo Boo should be your new name.

TEDphat 6,408 9
08/11/2004 02:53 AM

Yea! Corky BooBoo! or....or....Frost-ing idiot! :-)

BooBoo Kitty Breed 2,640 9
08/11/2004 03:10 AM

You know Turkey Froster, if I wanted any lip I'd unzip my pants and get some

TEDphat 6,408 9
08/11/2004 03:12 AM

Hey, be nice to Miracles, I like her!





















no wait, what i meant to say was "Miracles is a whore."

Ms. Trixxie (Rotten Eggsssssssss Farts) LeMay 65,021 15
08/11/2004 09:14 AM

"Blow a Seal?" "hehe, No it's just ice cream."

Jolson 16,163 11
08/11/2004 09:32 AM

Superman has an adverse reaction to sunlight. Given, it's red sunlight. And it makes him weak and powerless just like us.





















God, I gotta stop reading comics.

Ninja Stoat - Stealth rodent flips out 9,077 10
08/11/2004 09:34 AM

Then how come kryptonite is green?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/11/2004 09:35 AM

I have car narcolepsy. I get into a passenger seat and I instantly fall asleep.



Not at all similar I know.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/11/2004 09:35 AM

I always thought the people who sneezed when they saw the sun did it because they scrunch their faces up when they see the light.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/11/2004 09:54 AM

Kryptonite is green because it's made with Soylent Green. As everybody of course knows, Soylent Green is made from people. Therefore, Superman is the man because he has sex with Lois Lane every night- and Wonderwoman every other night.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/11/2004 10:04 AM

Dyran solved the dilemma!



Tell me, how many tax dollars did you spend?

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/11/2004 10:06 AM

None yet. Why? Are you offering?



I did embezzle a couple million, but I didn't actually SPEND any of it.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/11/2004 10:30 AM

I used to sneeze when I went into the sunlight but now I don't. I guess I grew out of it just like with the pooping on the playground.

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/11/2004 12:11 PM

<action>gapes in awe as pee tube slowly fills - shamelessly posts something trivial and not funny just to keep thread alive</action>







today was another bright and sunnyyyyaahhh .. AHHHH....AAHHCHHOOBPBPBPPBPBBPBBPPP



....

SheCabbage 5,200 13
08/11/2004 12:19 PM

What I hate is when you yawn and a big belch sneaks out but you're powerless to stop it.

TEDphat 6,408 9
08/11/2004 12:20 PM

Yea, I hate that too! Or, when you wink at someone, and explosive diarrea comes flying out of your ass.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
08/11/2004 12:21 PM

I thought that only happened to me!

TEDphat 6,408 9
08/11/2004 12:24 PM

It does only happen to you.









but don't ya just hate it?

SheCabbage 5,200 13
08/11/2004 12:25 PM

Oh, you did say 'your' ass, didn't you.

Geekzilla 954 12
08/11/2004 12:28 PM

Therefore, Superman is the man because he has sex with Lois Lane every night- and Wonderwoman every other night.



And the invisible man sometimes instead of Wonder Woman, on accident, when he thinks she is sunning herself nude.

meancoffeebean 348 8
08/11/2004 12:54 PM

you think a sneaky burp is bad - thats expulsion and sorta relieving - try a hiccup while you are mid-yawn. Not only does it sound like your are choking a seal, but it feels like someone stuffed a bottle brush into your throat ...

TEDphat 6,408 9
08/11/2004 12:56 PM

meanbean, I have had that happen before, and I'm with you there. It is no joking matter. That Shakespeare hurts.