Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/10/2004 02:51 PM

Hargrave's ass has its own server?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/10/2004 02:52 PM

Apparently Hargrave is using his ass as the server

Jolson 16,163 11
08/10/2004 02:52 PM

Yeah, it took a bit of effort, but they managed to get Linux and Apache running on it.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/10/2004 02:55 PM

Apparently Hargrave is using his ass as the server



Sticking a phone cord up your ass does NOT make it into a server.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/10/2004 02:57 PM

If it did, Trixxie would have several websites all on his own.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
08/10/2004 02:58 PM

<action>runs to Daddy Johnny...</action>



I'm telling!

Jolson 16,163 11
08/10/2004 03:00 PM

Yeah, it took a bit of effort, but they managed to get Linux and Apache running on it.





Warning: The side effects of running a webserver out of your ass may include dry mouth, itching, sweating, crotch rot, premature ejaculation, shrinkage of the penis, and in the case of a Slashdot effect- complete and total loss of anal control.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/10/2004 03:38 PM

Up and down and up and down.

Lord Dyran 6,040 9
08/10/2004 03:38 PM

Are you talking about Trixxie's ass or the server, Oliver?

20 Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/10/2004 03:42 PM

Oliver. Are you offering to pay for it? Or are you just an invited guest insulting the host for not having your favorite brand of whine cooler?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/10/2004 03:45 PM

Uummm.. The second one.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
08/10/2004 03:46 PM

Attention Oliver(ass)(and GAB):



We apologize for the recent downtime experienced on the site. However, the problem has nothing (I repeat, nothing) to do with our server, but with our hosting folks. Seems there have been several outages which have adversely affected your surfing pleasure at www.zug.com/gab.



We apologize for any inconvenience and hope that you may continue to enjoy our little slice of insanity.



Thank you,



Trae

Jolson 16,163 11
08/10/2004 03:49 PM

Does that slice of insanity come with merengue or cool whip, cos if it's cool whip I'm not eating it!

20 Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/10/2004 03:50 PM

I like it when she gets all official like.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
08/10/2004 03:51 PM

You, on your knees now!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/10/2004 03:52 PM

It's so funny how Trae pretends she knows about computers. Girls don't know about that kind of stuff!

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/10/2004 03:52 PM

Yes, mistress.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/10/2004 03:53 PM

<action> gets on knees, ready to take the beating he deserves...



My bad.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
08/10/2004 03:54 PM

<action>smashes martini glass on the floor...</action>



I said I wanted a dirty martini. DIRTY!

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
08/10/2004 04:20 PM

Kittens - you play me so well. It's as though you knew me.



Chi - NEWS FLASH (dee dee dee dee dee dee (typing noise)) I poop too.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/10/2004 04:21 PM

Holy crap! Girls poop! Someone fire up the mojo wire, this is big.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
08/10/2004 04:22 PM

So, can I have my dirty martini now? Or are we going to have to wait for your plump rump to waddle back to the bar?

Jolson 16,163 11
08/10/2004 04:29 PM

Yeah, just get me some toilet paper and I'll make that martini of yours REALLY dirty.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/10/2004 04:51 PM

Dirty martini's suck

But I'd share an olive with you Kittuns...

Chance 171,270 14
08/10/2004 04:54 PM

Kittuns- Since you smashed it on the floor, I say lick it up. It doesnt get any dirtier than that.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/10/2004 04:56 PM

But she'll get glass slivers in her tounge...



Blood tastes good...it's that copppery sensation

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
08/10/2004 05:13 PM

Extra dirty martinis rule the school you filty vagrant!! Back in your box!

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
08/10/2004 05:14 PM

Extra dirty martinis rule the school you filthy vagrant!! Back in your box!

Lila 78,550 13
08/10/2004 05:15 PM

So good she had to say it twice.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
08/10/2004 06:24 PM

The second one was funnier.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/11/2004 02:06 PM

Pubah so stupid

Pubah waste clickie on first one.



*crawls back into his box (s0 very aroused)*