a prayer to the gym gods
A comedy conversation
by meancoffeebean  348  8
08/11/2004 08:35 PM 278 views
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dear gym gods -
why is it, at five, it's always FULL? there are always people who don't need to be at the gym taking up all the damn exersize machines.
sweating and pumping away obsessivly compulsing themselves toward a "perfect" body -
PLEASE MAKE THOSE BASTARDS STOP!!
let a fatass have a chance!
let me on a machine - and let me not feel intimidated by their rippled abdomens and harder-than-granite pecs.
let me successfully tread a mile on the treadmill without being ejected into the window.
thats another thing - who's idea was it to put windows, on the ground level, on a busy street, ON A GYM....
NO ONE wants to walk by and watch my bubbly bottom bounce ...
please gods...
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Hilarious
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Side-splitting
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Whistler P. McManus 185,953  44
08/11/2004 08:38 PM
NO ONE wants to walk by and watch my bubbly bottom bounce ...
Au contraire...
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/11/2004 08:39 PM
Speak for your french self!
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Hilarious
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/11/2004 08:43 PM
<action> is upset people already making comments about watching her bubbly butt bounce...
Man...
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/11/2004 08:45 PM
I know.
On GAB, you snooze and BAM! instant death.
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Side-splitting
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Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/11/2004 08:46 PM
I bought a universal machine for the house and a nordic trak. Frost those sweaty smelly gyms.
Plus, its a quicker trip to the freezer full of ice cream.
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Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/11/2004 08:58 PM
Lately I have found that women find me irresistable when I speak French.
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/11/2004 09:10 PM
Oh? Il faut que je le fasse plus souvant alors.
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/11/2004 09:24 PM
Ca ne marche pas.
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/11/2004 09:36 PM
Une cureuil entre dans un bar...
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Chuckleworthy
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SpiceyToppedJane 173,958 15
08/12/2004 01:21 AM
Gime? What a gime?
*walks into gym*
Ooooh. A gime.
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Hilarious
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Gabe 9,232 13
08/12/2004 01:50 AM
Now step over to the abdominator and I will shout slogans at you.
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Rider, roommate to that pie bitch 2,014 9
08/12/2004 02:20 AM
"thats another thing - who's idea was it to put windows, on the ground level, on a busy street, ON A GYM...."
So bubbly can watch as they walk by.
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Chuckleworthy
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The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/12/2004 02:50 AM
Oh mon dieu j'ai un pnis norme. J'ai le plus grand pnis sur terre.
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ithurts2cu 190 9
08/12/2004 03:54 AM
Mon pnis est aussi grand que mon pouce et aussi au loin que mon bras. . . non, c'est l'autre manire autour
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ithurts2cu 190 9
08/12/2004 03:57 AM
Parler est en franais amusant
remercier dieu pour le traducteur de google
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Chuckleworthy
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meancoffeebean 348 8
08/12/2004 01:09 PM
... the windows are behind the machines, which are set up so people can go by and watch us toil on and on, but we can't see who's watching or who's butt they are pointing at and giggling with delight -
... but i know they do it ..
...because i did it ...
FURTHERMORE - it's EXTREMELY easy to put tinting on the windows so we can see out and no one see in -
i think it's some kind of tactic to shame us into fitness....
BASTARDS
--- and wtf is w/ all the french!
Frost the French!
but we can keep their delicious pastries .. mmmmmmmmm
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Lord Dyran (just married) 6,040 9
08/12/2004 01:10 PM
Can we keep their fries, too?
Freedom fries suck.
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/12/2004 01:12 PM
Nous, les francais, ne sont pas contre, how you say, a littdle bit of Frost-ing.
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meancoffeebean 348 8
08/12/2004 02:42 PM
you take the fries ld, and i'll take the pastries ...
and you french speaking wierdos .... you keep the french ... and give'em some damn soap
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