Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/12/2004 09:35 AM

Wow...you're an Emerson

Feckoff 2,552 9
08/12/2004 09:37 AM

Don't waste money on expensive binoculars. Simply stand closer to the object you wish to view.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/12/2004 09:38 AM

Rick James.

Daggy 86,705 14
08/12/2004 09:41 AM

Never buy a mermaid a pair of tights!

Kellogg's Porn Flakes 3,943 11
08/12/2004 09:48 AM

I have to urinate.

20 Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/12/2004 09:53 AM

Tip: Learn to wait tables better.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/12/2004 09:57 AM

Personal hygiene is very important.

JittaUK 44 8
08/12/2004 10:26 AM

never eat yellow snow

Briham 38,843 10
08/12/2004 11:37 AM

WHen at a resturant and you have to leave a tip dont leave money. On a piece of paper write:



Tip #69 Wrap it in foil before you check the oil.



1. Learn to write with punctuation.

2. Lurk a little longer.

3. Starting one thread when you're new is risky. Starting two is just plain stupid. Especially if they aren't very good threads.

4. How's about a name that's a bit more creative? Even Dave Chappelle gets old after a while.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/12/2004 01:54 PM

Gasoline must be pumped into the gasoline hole in your car. Pumping it into the window or the trunk will not work.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/12/2004 01:56 PM

Even Dave Chappelle gets old after a while.



Unless he's a robot, in which case he will never age.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/12/2004 01:58 PM

Unless you own a Ford Pinto.