SHP 181,718 70
08/13/2004 04:29 PM

She hasn't earned any hugs, and that's just sad.

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 04:29 PM

Thinks calmed down for a while, but then came back with a vengence, and now my daughter is the center of her venom.



Well fool me once.... We had two options, confront, or back off. We had tried confronting but the mom didn't control her daughter, so we started to separate ourselves from them. We pulled our kids from the activities that would force them together. We stopped socializing with them. We didn't change churches, but we did keep our daughter away from the little bitch, which raised some eyebrows as to why our kids were not participating with the other childrens ministries stuff. We told them we were just protecting our daughter from a bully. No names.



But parents asked their kids and a couple of them started watching and soon saw what we had been alluding to without pointing at anyone. So other families started backing away as well.



Hen has been waiting for the mom of the little bitch (aka a drama queen) to come crying that her daughter has become a pyria, but instead, the mom calls today to hand over a bigger bombshell.



Her daughter has been diagnosed with Hodgins Disease. The Big C. She will go through Chemo and all. Lose her hair, get sick, maybe die.



Well, I'm a Christian but I'm not Jesus. She was a bitch before. Now she's just a sick bitch.



I'm not saying she's getting what she deserves at all. God forbid. All I'm saying is sometimes bad things happen to bad people. Should I have to cut her slack because of it?

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 04:31 PM

No, no hugs. She has earned a punch in the gut as well as one for her mother for allowing her to hurt other people.



My guess is the little drama queen will play this up in a big way. She will be the victim of the world after this.

SHP 181,718 70
08/13/2004 04:32 PM

Stick her in a room with that foster kid.



That'll take her down a notch!

BobJohnson, President of Tralfamadore 178,045 22
08/13/2004 04:34 PM

Tell her, "just think, the things the doctors are testing on you today could cure humans in the future!"



That'll make you feel better. . . and Christian-tastic.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/13/2004 04:34 PM

Maybe she has been bitchy because she hasnt been feeling well.



I get like that every 30 days or so.



Maybe the cancer will mellow her out. You know...see the error of her ways.



Or, having cancer could get her lots of attention and make her and even BIGGER bitch after she beats it.



Tough call. Once again Chickens, you make me thank god I have boys.

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 04:39 PM

I'm guessing my click up there was for:

She was a bitch before. Now she's just a sick bitch.

McStupid of Borg 13,155 9
08/13/2004 04:40 PM

I'm a firm believer that bad things don't happen to bad people nearly often enough. I can see how you'd want to feel good and bad for the little hellion at the same time.





Hopefully, this turn of events won't make her think the world now has to pay attention to her and shower her with sympathy.



You should send her a wig with a nice sarcastic note attached to it saying: "I know this gift may seem rude now, but eventually you'll be to ashamed to take it off. HAHAHAHA!!!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/13/2004 04:41 PM

why yes, yes it was

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
08/13/2004 04:42 PM

Tell her, "just think, the chemo will enable you to play piano without worrying about the teacher grabbing your hair !"

SHP 181,718 70
08/13/2004 04:46 PM

Mailman, I lauged out loud at that.

Thanks.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/13/2004 04:47 PM

I said it before, and I'll say it again.



Bury her with the rest of em.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/13/2004 04:49 PM

So this little girl was in the public school system before your family got her's to start homeschooling?

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 04:54 PM

Funny, mailman. Hope you get a full tube for that one.





No, we didn't get her to start homeschooling. Her mom saw the way our kids behaved and they way they were a couple of grades ahead of their age group, and pulled her kid from the public school hoping to get the same results. Only thing is she just spoils her more now.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/13/2004 04:56 PM

Sooo.. she liked how your kids smash kittens with hammers?



I'm confused...

SHP 181,718 70
08/13/2004 04:57 PM

Silly Oliver, it's not Chickens kids that smash kids with hammers... it's the kids Chickens uses to get into Heaven that do that.

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 04:58 PM

Daughter just called me boo-hooing her heart out. She feels guilty for hating the other kid.



I explained that the kid was bad before, now she's just a sick bad kid (see how gab translates into the real world? all nice a cleaned up). Also that maybe this will mellow her out.



Still, daughter is scared. This is her first look at death in anyone her age. I still remember the face of the kid who died in 1st grade. I think he's the only one I can really remember well.

SHP 181,718 70
08/13/2004 04:58 PM

-1 kids, + 1 kittens

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/13/2004 05:02 PM

Wow, your daughter must be going crazy. First she has the 'begining of life' talk, (thanks for no update by the way) and now the 'end of life' talk.

0 9
08/13/2004 05:06 PM

her daughter has become a pyria



Did you mean pariah perhaps?



Or was that a misspelling of pyuria and you're calling her pus in the urine?

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 05:10 PM

SHP - no works



Isa 64:6 - But we are all like an unclean thing, And all our righteousnesses are like filthy rags;



Roughly translated that means all our good works are like filthy menstrual rags compared to God's goodness and our good works do nothing for our salvation.



But:



Jas 2:18 -But someone will say, "You have faith, and I have works." Show me your faith without your works, and I will show you my faith by my works.



Sermon. Over.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
08/13/2004 05:11 PM

Man, karma sucks doesn't it?



My opinion: Your daughter shouldn't feel bad that she hates this girl because this girl deserves it. However, she should continue to be the good kid she is and not treat cancer girl badly.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
08/13/2004 05:13 PM

I think this will be a good lesson to her that life is short and unpredictable and you can choose to either go through it being a good person and feeling good about oneself, or by being a rotten person and living a poisonous life.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/13/2004 05:16 PM

Or you can use it as a lesson to say "See? See what happens when you are bad? God gives you cancer, thats what."

SHP 181,718 70
08/13/2004 05:16 PM

<revise>



Silly Oliver, it's not Chickens kids that smash kittens with hammers... it's the kids Chickens uses to start threads on GAB that do that.



</revise>

Aimless 54,807 10
08/13/2004 05:17 PM

Bad kid=Cancer. Its a equation that doesn't happen nearly enough.

Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,843 10
08/13/2004 05:17 PM

I say visit her in the hospital or something to show sympathy, but don't act like you've forgotten how rotten she was before. Just cause she's a bitch doesn't mean you shouldn't be a good person, but just because she's sick doesn't redeem her of what she's done. And if it turns out this whole diesese thing was just a ploy to get sympathy and attention, kick her ass.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/13/2004 05:18 PM

I probably picked the wrong homeschooler to get into this discussion with. But, I was homeschooled for the majority of elementary school, in private Christian schools until junior high, and thrown into public school second semester of 7th grade.



My feelings on this. I was years ahead of my classmates scholastically because of homeschooling. But socially, I was far behind. Public school was one of the worst shocks this little sheltered homeschooler ever got. But once I got used to it and figured out how to blend in and not make a fool of myself with my naiivety on so many things a junior higher should know (and believe me I got hell), I would never have wanted to go back. You just can't substitute that social experience where you figure out what makes people tick and how to relate to people who aren't of your religion or beliefs. I fear that homeschooled kids, the ones who are homeschooled until college, are the ones who will wind up socially innept and potentially dangerous to society.



This little girl was accustomed to public school. I can imagine how frustrated she must be, having been thrown into a cult like group of little brainwashed children. The cancer was probably shock related. Or she's staging it to get away from homeschooling. Smart one.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/13/2004 05:19 PM

And if it turns out this whole diesese thing was just a ploy to get sympathy and attention, kick her ass.



Damn. If the chick can fake cancer I think she deserves an Oscar not a kick in the ass.

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 05:20 PM

My mother left my father for another man when I was in jr. high. I quit talking to my mother. Five years later, she called me to tell me the guy had gotten cancer and died.



To which I replied, "God DOES answer prayers!" and hung up.





It took us a while to get over all that.

SHP 181,718 70
08/13/2004 05:21 PM

I faked cancer once.

Wait...no, that was an orgasm.

Never mind.

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 05:22 PM

Lamberger, I have never read anything so stupid in my life, but I refuse to get into that with you here.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/13/2004 05:24 PM

The cancer was probably shock related



*decides that she needs to keep better control over her "shock" reflex for fear of getting cancer.*

SheCabbage 5,200 13
08/13/2004 05:24 PM

Don't be so mean, Chickens...you might get cancer, or run over by a truck.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/13/2004 05:27 PM

Reading this thread i can't help but think of the bubble boy from Sienfeld.

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,869 29
08/13/2004 05:27 PM

I had a friend who faked cancer. She will reamin nameless but we'll just call her Amy. She missed a whole bunch of school and we her friend were worried and then she told us she had cancer. She faked some cancer of her spinal cord and then went on a band trip to Atlanta and was fine. Everyone figured out that she was faking it, but never said anything.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/13/2004 05:28 PM

huh?

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/13/2004 05:29 PM

That's fine if you don't want to address my legitimate concerns. But... I'm guessing that out of the two of us, I'm the only one who was actually homeschooled and would probably be the better expert on how it can screw you up.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/13/2004 05:31 PM

I was raised by wolves. The tundra was my classroom.

SHP 181,718 70
08/13/2004 05:33 PM

I was raised by wolves.



So I guess your table manners suck then.

20 Slightly Roasted Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/13/2004 05:34 PM

Some people are social retards no matter what situation in which they are put.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/13/2004 05:35 PM

Yeah, because public school is SO great. I know I think god every day that I got to endure the clicks, the skin heads, the shootings (yep, we had them here in Iowa too), and the suicide of another student due to harassment .



I know I'm I bitter better person because of it.

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,869 29
08/13/2004 05:35 PM

I figured she didn't have cancer when she rode the Superman roller coaster in Six Flags after complaining all day of the pain in her back and how she forgot her medicen. She did win me a stuffed dragon at skee-ball though.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/13/2004 05:37 PM

Someone shooting a deer that wandered onto the playground doesn't count as a school shooting, even if your teacher didn't bother to leave the classroom.

SheCabbage 5,200 13
08/13/2004 05:38 PM

Woo hoo, public school was so much fun. I wish I could go through it all over again.













That was my attempt at sarcasm for the day.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/13/2004 05:40 PM

Person One: Homeschooling Frosted me up.



Person Two: Public school Frosted me up.



The answer is clearly forced labor camps.

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,869 29
08/13/2004 05:40 PM

At my high school someone had their horn on their car beep "Dixie". Every day after school you would hear the first few measuers of "Dixie"

Aimless 54,807 10
08/13/2004 05:41 PM

Shut up Chi! It was a cute little bunny and it was tramatizing.

Mr.Glass: Emperor of a Thousand Worlds 25,340 11
08/13/2004 05:44 PM

Bathe in her blood.

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/13/2004 05:45 PM

I think I'm being too negative. I forget that if it were not for the trauma I went through, I would not be the stong person I am today. It's like I survived being raped or trapped in a burning building. Yeah it sucked, but I'm a colder, more bitter, wiser person for it.

TableTopJane loves Spicey Texas style 173,958 15
08/13/2004 05:51 PM

So I guess your table manners suck then.



Oh, no. His table manners are top notch. *wink*



Chix, as a christian, you have the responsibility to help her and her family. How do you help? Pray for them. That's really all you can do. Take them a meal once a week when she's going through chemo. Chemo isn't just hard on the one that's sick, it's hard on the whole family. Having a meal there so that they didn't have to worry about food may seem like a little thing, but I promise it will be a big thing to them.

This is all I think God wants from you. He doesn't want your daughter to be exposed to her bitchiness. From what I know of you, you are a good man with a huge heart. Just follow your heart. There's not a doubt in my mind that it would lead you in the wrong direction.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/13/2004 05:51 PM

Can't we all agree that the both have it's advantages and disadvantages?



Homeschooled people kill people.



Public school people kill people.



Private school boys end up being Emerson frat guys with too much money that their parents give them and rape women.



Private school girls make me happy in my pants.

TableTopJane loves Spicey Texas style 173,958 15
08/13/2004 05:52 PM

Damn it. Who slipped these sensitivity pills into my Guinness?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/13/2004 05:56 PM

Frost. I switched the roofies and the sensitivity pills again.

Mr.Glass: Emperor of a Thousand Worlds 25,340 11
08/13/2004 05:59 PM

Oh dear... I took these pills a few minutes ago and I still don't care that my wife had to give birth to our three children, cares for them every day, and I don't appreciate those around*THUNK*

TableTopJane loves Spicey Texas style 173,958 15
08/13/2004 06:04 PM

Who slipped Mr. Glass a cyanide pill?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/13/2004 06:12 PM

You should put her in the middle of a large room and have everyone in your congregation stand around her in a circle holding hands. Say some prayers for her health and recovery.. The Lord guide you and keep you blah blah blah.. then, a moment of silence. Then, one by one, everyone in the circle can turn their back to her. You can either be first, or last.. whichever you like. After the last person turns away, someone should let her know that she had better clear off now.



"Dear God, if there are any really bad mean horrible girls in the room, could you tell them they'd better leave soon? And could you also tell everyone who isn't a really bad mean horrible girl that stoning will commence in the parking lot in 5 minutes, to be followed by cake and coffee in the annex? Amen"

Fluro 14,139 11
08/13/2004 06:22 PM

The parents (who seem like nice people) will need the sympathy.

Their daughter, however, may need some help- token gestures. Maybe be nice to her once every few weeks for an hour or so.

piXXXie 5,871 11
08/13/2004 06:27 PM

I faked cancer once.

Wait...no, that was an orgasm.

Never mind.



Just once, huh?



<action> searches for SHP's little black book...

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
08/19/2004 01:05 AM

i was home schooled most of my life



by people like that girl's parents



sheep



and chickens, you are just another charlatan with all the answers

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
08/19/2004 01:09 AM

you pray to your god at night, and you love the sound of your own voice as you pray. you like to pray out loud, don't you - in front of lots of people. and you love to tell people about all the wonderful things you do for unfortunates.

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
08/19/2004 01:12 AM

my parents were sucked into home schooling by people that organized and ran a book fair every year. they made quite a bit of money selling home school curriculum under the guise of increasing awareness about all the benefits of home education. they were quite well off, and so their own kids had an education that would probably rival any. but most of the people they made their money on just purchased the bare necessities because that's all they could afford.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/19/2004 01:14 AM

Speaking as a terminally ill person I would say leave her alone. If she's a bitch, then all the cuddling and warm fuzzies aint going to change her. Be nice to the parents, if you like them.



Think of it this way. The little vash will be too ill to be a nuisance now! Yay!

charlotte sometimes 1,130 10
08/19/2004 01:14 AM

you find joy in the suffering of a child - which you quickly follow with a textbook christian disclaimer to mask your insincerity - and you laugh at your enemies as they die of cancer. but you never have any trouble sleeping at night or looking at yourself in the mirror.



keep home schooling your kids, chickens. brag about their impressive test scores to other parents but conveniently leave out the part about them slowly becoming social invalids. make them think they are normal when they are not, and keep up appearances throughout their childhood and adolescence. be their shoulder to cry on when they finally learn how the world is, and always facilitate their martyrdom. hell, propagate it - if you think the world needs more people like me.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/19/2004 01:20 AM

Sand in your vagina much?

ringworm 68,315 13
08/19/2004 02:10 AM

if you think the world needs more people like me.



let's not be hasty. i don't think anyone wants that.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 02:15 AM

Hello Charlotte. Welcome back. How are you? Good. You may now Frost off. We didn't miss you, and we won't miss you again. And lay off of Chickens, you Frost-ing bloody Carrollrag. He's just relaying information, and asking for an opinion based on the facts. I read your posts, but damned if I could understand one Frost-ing thing you were babbling on about.





Please go the Frost away. Life seemed much more pleasant without you.

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
08/19/2004 09:25 AM

Re-Include the brat in your social activities, but do not leave her without adult supervision around the other kids. A child with a potentially fatal desease is deserving of sympathy no matter how big a bitch she is.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/19/2004 09:44 AM

conveniently leave out the part about them slowly becoming social invalids



*Imagines Charlotte copying this passage directly from her own angst filled Goth themed diary*



As I said, some people are social retards no matter the positive or negative situation they find themselves in.

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/19/2004 10:49 AM

Wow, charolette, way to blame your folks for your Frosted up view of the world. Not that you have any choice in the matter what so ever, seeing as how your grown and can't change things for yourself.



I was poor and had the utter living Shakespeare beat out of me on a daily basis as a kid.



Too bad somewhere along the way I didn't decided that my conditions were wrong and that as an adult I would dedicate my life to being a good mom and productive human being.



Oh, wait. I did. What a novel concept.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/19/2004 10:55 AM

I think Charlotte sometimes, a complainer always, has com a long way. This is the first time i have seen her post without mentioning her relationship with Godot.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/19/2004 11:37 AM

though it's not the first time i've seen her post something that made me think she's not quite mentally sound.

sharribarri 14,124 11
08/19/2004 11:51 AM

<action>Puts pad and pencil down and says "Look in the mirrior and say 'I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and gosh darnnet people like me."</action>



One can allow the past hurts and experiences control them to varrying degrees, or move on and recognize that other people's actions did affect you at one time. But you currently control your own destiny and productivity; spiritually, emotionally,and physically speaking. Easy enough to relay, hard to really grab ahold of and practice.





*ends seriousness*



poop

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/19/2004 12:10 PM

You can always decide to change your life and overcome your upbringing, but you have to remember that you will always see the world through the filters it has handed you.



As the adult child of an alcoholic, I am slow to offer my affections to those around me. I know and understand this. Also I'm hyper-attentive to keep family problems hidden inside the family. I was brought to keep the dirty little family secret behind our closed doors and make the world think we were the Cleavers. Another Adult Child of Alcoholic tendency.



So when I feel like exploding cause wifey discussed some little family foible with her friends over coffee, I, because I have the power of knowledge about my own over-blown tendency, can make the decision to step back and breathe before slapping her around a bit to teach her to KEEP HER Frost-ing PIEHOLE SHUT.....





oops.



sorry.

sharribarri 14,124 11
08/19/2004 12:32 PM

Chickens, I feel like we could be long lost cousins or something. Your family sounds as fun as mine. (We put the fun back into dysfunctional!)

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/19/2004 12:33 PM

I wish I was related to you guys.



My family took the fun in dysfunctional and threw it in a blender, ground it up, ran over it with a car, then fed it to the dog.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/19/2004 12:39 PM

Chickens, your profound insight into your own psychological sressors makes me see you in a whole new light.



I think what you need to do is bring some of your inner self out to others. I would like to offer you me help to do this.



Simply e-mail me pictures of your dick and we will begin from there.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 01:02 PM

Ok, so I read through this whole thread. I'm at work, hence I'm bored. Here's what I get:



Chicken's has a real dilema, one I'm very happy I don't have. Tried to get advice. Got some good advice, and some jokes. Normal for GAB.



Some poeple hate home schooling, some people hate public schooling, some (like me) hate school and thiks we should ALL be raised by wolves and be as smart and cool as Chi-chi.



Charlotte is back. And isn't winning any popularity contests. No shocker there.



Sooooo.... my question is:



Is Godot back too? And, what should I have for lunch?

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/19/2004 01:11 PM

I hope not; soup.

Freshly Microwaved FDIC 816 9
08/19/2004 01:34 PM

Chickens, you're going to do what you want to anyway, but it seems strange that the daughter would suddenly be diagnosed with Hodgkins after people start ignoring her. If she's really sick, do what your conscience tells you. If she's not, place a flaming bag of poo on the front doorstep of her house, cause poo is funny and flaming poo is friggin' hilarious.

csme 15,189 12
08/19/2004 01:39 PM

Egads. Have Q-doba for lunch. Mexican food sounds good today.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 01:42 PM

We don't have Q-doba. We have Chipotle, which is pretty much the same thing. And Baja Fersh, which I like even better.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 01:43 PM

Ummm... Baja FRESH. Baja fersh sounds verrrrry scary.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:11 PM

Wasn't there some woman a couple years ago that faked her daughter's cancer in order to get help and donations and was recently convicted of fraud among other things? So I guess it's possible to fake a cancer in your kids. It'd just be stupid and make you more of an outcast.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/19/2004 03:13 PM

maaaaybe.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 03:15 PM

Oh gawd. That's right near where I live. I guess I blocked that out!!!

Lord Dyran (just married) 6,040 9
08/19/2004 03:16 PM

Damnit, DineShakespearehought I would be getting porn if I clicked on that link!

dinesh 24,862 16
08/19/2004 03:20 PM

why would you think that?



i thought i remembered her poisoning the kid to actually make her sick, but now that i think about it i think that was an episode of Law & Order: SVU.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/19/2004 03:29 PM

Hey Ditdah don't feel bad, the same thing happened in my area a month or two back. Woman was a crack addict and the kid DID have cancer but the kid lived with the grandparents.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/19/2004 03:33 PM

i thought i remembered her poisoning the kid to actually make her sick, but now that i think about it i think that was an episode of Law & Order: SVU.



It was also in M. Night Shalamalamadingdong's 'The Sixth Sense.'

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
12/02/2009 08:03 AM

Hey Chickens: for some reason I remembered this thread and looked it up. Now I need to know whether or not the little bitch died.

Randall Cleveland 49,019 14
12/02/2009 09:05 AM

My money's on faking. Also, I hope this thread stirs up the ghost of Charlotte.