The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/15/2004 12:48 AM

Th3 Neo Matrix: I pull a bounty knife out of my back pocket and slide it into your vagina and pull it straight up ripping up your skin and severing some rather important veins (that are better off not severed). You bleed profusely and so I pull out my little winkie and laugh at you instead of you laughing at my little winkie.

Th3 Neo Matrix: With a last breath you mumble incoherently something about zebras.

Th3 Neo Matrix: Well?

Th3 Neo Matrix: Do you have any other dying words?

Th3 Neo Matrix: BTW, I'm not really .

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/15/2004 12:50 AM

Th3 Neo Matrix: I'm really 9

Th3 Neo Matrix: I'm turning 10 next February.

rubberduckygirln: wtf

rubberduckygirln: who the hell is this?

rubberduckygirln: wat is ur name?

Th3 Neo Matrix: Do you want to continue?

Th3 Neo Matrix: I thought we should be honest with each other

Th3 Neo Matrix: You could be a ghost.

Th3 Neo Matrix: A SOLID ghost.

rubberduckygirln: um no i dont want to continue w/ur discusting deformed brain

rubberduckygirln: u fuker

Th3 Neo Matrix: What are you talking about?

Th3 Neo Matrix: My brain isn't deformed!

Th3 Neo Matrix: Do you mean deranged?

rubberduckygirln: u heard me

rubberduckygirln: um well it is filled w/nasty thoughts

Th3 Neo Matrix: What??

Th3 Neo Matrix: That's not nasty.

rubberduckygirln: yes it is

rubberduckygirln: would u want me to cut of ur balls and ur tiny dick?

rubberduckygirln: then pull off my pants and laugh while u bleed to death?

rubberduckygirln: NO

rubberduckygirln: thats sick

Th3 Neo Matrix: Ewww!

Th3 Neo Matrix: That's gross

Th3 Neo Matrix: Why do you have to make fun of my small penis?

Th3 Neo Matrix: I'm already insecure as it is!

rubberduckygirln: well mabey someday ull have a big one until then i only go for the big ones

Th3 Neo Matrix: You suck huge cck?

rubberduckygirln: of corse

rubberduckygirln: im sry ur a waste of my time and a lil too younge

Th3 Neo Matrix: Hahaha, whore.

Th3 Neo Matrix: You're only fifteen and you're not a virgin?

Th3 Neo Matrix: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!eleventyone

Th3 Neo Matrix: You're a slutty whore!

rubberduckygirln: i would rather be that then have a small dick

Th3 Neo Matrix: Well as a matter of a fact, you have NO dick.

rubberduckygirln: lol i no that but if i did

rubberduckygirln: id pik me over u

Th3 Neo Matrix: A whore instead of having a small penis?

Th3 Neo Matrix: Well at least I don't have STDs.

Th3 Neo Matrix: Well, I do but that's totally unrelated.

Th3 Neo Matrix: I AM a virgin

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/15/2004 12:50 AM

rubberduckygirln: hahahahah ok

Th3 Neo Matrix: I AM 9 for Christ's sake.

rubberduckygirln: sux to be u

Th3 Neo Matrix: I got it from my mom, I was born with herpes

rubberduckygirln signed off

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/15/2004 12:53 AM

So, you raped a chick with a bounty knife, huh?

Phla Mignon, Olympically challenged 131,068 34
08/15/2004 12:53 AM

Cliff notes:



rbrdckygrl: omg nvm this is a waste of my time

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/15/2004 12:53 AM

Fine, drop dead.

Mofo the Sociopathical Sock Puppet 10,950 10
08/15/2004 12:54 AM

You're right. There are Frosted up people on teh inerweb. Most of 'em right here on GAB.

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/15/2004 12:55 AM

Quote "You suck at teh interweb!"

Quote #2 "suck me pen0r?"

Phla Mignon, Olympically challenged 131,068 34
08/15/2004 12:55 AM

Zebras are funny, I'll give you that.

Wonder Bread 3,319 10
08/15/2004 01:01 AM

tat was asome

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/15/2004 01:03 AM

That was pretty good.

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/15/2004 01:06 AM

Chi-Chi replied to my funny. Kiss me. Please? I'm just a little hairy.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/15/2004 01:07 AM

i didn't read it, but your aim name sucks. i'm reminded of the rash of zero cools and acid burns that flooded the internet after hackers was released.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/15/2004 01:07 AM

Hackers. What a film. I still cry at the end... every time.

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/15/2004 01:09 AM

Well I love the matrix and THE neo matrix was taken.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/15/2004 01:11 AM

you should have tried the toyota matrix.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/15/2004 01:13 AM

Tried it. Loved it. Bought it.

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/15/2004 01:52 AM

I love YOU.

Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,843 10
08/15/2004 02:20 AM

Were you behind these too?

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/15/2004 02:56 AM

I'm still trying to figure out what a bounty knife is. I've googled it and everything!

thelastpotato 147 9
08/15/2004 03:25 AM

discusting deformed brain





discusting: to reject custard

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/15/2004 02:56 PM

You kids today! You don't know what fun you're missing. Here's what you have to look forward to:





SuzieQ: You wanna play husband-wifey? *S*



ThikRik: Sure!



SQ Okay. We've been married 15 years...



TR ...and I still don't fart in the bed!





SQ "Oh, baby!"



TR "Before we go upstairs, I take out the garbage and mow the lawn"



SQ OOOoohhhh!!!



TR "Now, I'm taking your car over to have it washed and detailed..."



SQ Uhhhhh....get it wet...and soapy....



TR "When I get back, I take a shower AND toss my underwear into the hamper, rather than leaving them on the bathroom floor."



SQ Oh my GOD!!



<four and a half minutes of boring sex snipped...>



TR "Now, after sex, I'm cuddling with you and talking to you about your sister's problems..."



SQ "Oh, you're good, baby!"

Phla Mignon, Olympically challenged 131,068 34
08/15/2004 03:11 PM

cuddling



Fiction. Pure fiction.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/16/2004 05:17 AM

I'm disappointed by the lack of me.

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/16/2004 05:19 AM

Damn Straight.

TwinkieWinky 0 8
08/16/2004 05:24 AM

I love me.

The Happy Napkin - Jane's Biatch 30,762 12
08/16/2004 05:26 AM

I am the UberHaxxor.