Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/15/2004 11:16 AM

Sorry, been a while.



<a href=http://www.electoral-vote.com/ This /a> link.

whome 722 10
08/15/2004 11:27 AM

I can tell.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/15/2004 11:27 AM

<a href="http://www.electoral-vote.com" LINK/a>

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/15/2004 11:29 AM

An interesting point made on this page (and elsewhere) is that the number of voters per elector varies by almost a factor of 3 from California to Alaska or Wyoming. And that variation is hugely biased in favor of Republicans.

whome 722 10
08/15/2004 11:30 AM

copy and paste is great!

So is preview.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/15/2004 11:30 AM

<a href="http://www.electoral-vote.com/" LINK THIS OR DIE</a>

Phla Mignon, Olympically challenged 131,068 34
08/15/2004 11:34 AM

Once more, with feeling.

whome 722 10
08/15/2004 11:35 AM

Ha Ha you suck.

Pants 14,252 17
08/15/2004 11:40 AM

Feebs,



please do all of us a favor and stop trying to flex your feeble html muscles and just use the damn "add link" button. It has to be as clear to you as it is to the rest of us that scripting is way beyond your generation.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/15/2004 11:41 AM

The "add link" button only displays (for me at least) in Internet Explorer.



So, he's not a complete weenie...

whome 722 10
08/15/2004 11:41 AM

<a href="http://www.electoral-vote.com/" LINK THIS OR DIE</a>

I think he's dead.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/15/2004 11:42 AM

Sorry, Feeble. I guess that was like saying "he don't like bread."

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/15/2004 11:44 AM

Link!

whome 722 10
08/15/2004 11:44 AM

He's alive.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/15/2004 11:45 AM

'Bout time.



Got used to not having to type in the html myself.



And I don't use Internet Exploder. In case you didn't hear, US Gov't has warned everyone to use ANY other browser, IE is the single biggest virus enabler in the world.

whome 722 10
08/15/2004 11:48 AM

I'm good, I have so many firewalls and virus protections, the U.S. government couldn't get in my computer.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/15/2004 11:57 AM

The US Government can get into any computer connected to the Internet for long enough. If I were you, I would NEVER underestimate Gen. Hayden and his boys & girls.

Gabe 9,232 13
08/15/2004 01:08 PM

I wrapped my compter in condoms. I think I'm pretty safe.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/15/2004 01:35 PM

Did you use latex condoms? 'Cause the NSA is allergic to that stuff.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/15/2004 03:08 PM

I flunked out of electoral college.



Hey Feeble, where you been?

14,056 9
08/15/2004 03:17 PM

whome, is this child porn on your computer?





You got some splainin' to do!

Pants 14,252 17
08/15/2004 03:19 PM

What I do in the privacy of my own home with my children is none of your damn business.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/15/2004 03:34 PM

An interesting point made on this page (and elsewhere) is that the number of voters per elector varies by almost a factor of 3 from California to Alaska or Wyoming. And that variation is hugely biased in favor of Republicans.



That doesn't really surprise me.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/15/2004 03:45 PM

I use Mozilla. I guess I just assumed that Hargrave dumped that 'add link' button.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/15/2004 08:04 PM

<action> comes back from vaction, reads thread, vomits all over cat and runs away screaming </action>

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
08/15/2004 11:05 PM

Feeble sucks at teh interweb. And that's all I have to say.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/16/2004 03:06 AM

Feeble developed web pages for pay in about 1990 and got bored with HTML. Feeble doesn't care.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/16/2004 03:10 AM

whome is just an Emerson.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/16/2004 03:13 AM

Only Emersons bother to come to Gab. Polite people aren't obnoxious enough to do this.

Miracles 22,430 0
08/16/2004 03:15 AM

Then there must be another name for whome.

Ms. Trixxie (Rotten Eggsssssssss Farts) LeMay 65,021 15
08/16/2004 09:16 AM

Feeble and Pants, Yea, good to see you guys!!!

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/16/2004 09:26 AM

Electoral Vote Predictor 2004: Kerry 327 Bush 211



Sweet.



Hey Chickens you have less than three months to get your bunker ready.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 09:58 AM

Them's some pretty scary numbers.



Maybe they should have the supreme court reweight the vote by geography.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 10:00 AM

I can't give this site too much creedance as if there was any validity to it, that would be the constant headline in every media outlit in America.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 10:00 AM

I can't give this site too much creedance as if there was any validity to it, that would be the constant headline in every media outlet in America.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/16/2004 10:19 AM

As far as I can tell, Chickens, they just take the latest poll in every state. You can see the color-coding for strong, weak, and barely. It seems reliable and tries to be non-partisan (the guy puts his pro-Kerry links at the bottom, and is open that he is pro-Kerry).



For anyone who cares, here is the schedule for Presidential debates.



In which Dubya doesn't stand a chance. Kerry's a former prosecutor and was self-assured enough to testify before the US Senate at 23. At that age, Dubya was starting his long swim through beer bottles.

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
08/16/2004 10:48 AM

Yes, but Kerry has to not come across as an Emerson. Gore also an intellectual wiped the floor with Bushy, but Bushy came off as more personable.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 10:56 AM

Kerry has a lot to answer for at this point.



1. Despite everything he has run on, he is coming across as a Poe on the war.

2. He has to answer to the "unfit to command" guys. That's not looking good for him.

3. They are just now bringing out his attendence in the Senate Intel. Committee scandal. Missing 70% of them? And 100% in the month after 9/11? Once again, this doesn't look good for a man putting himself up as a potential president.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/16/2004 11:01 AM

"Unfit for Command" - all you need to know is that one of the two co-authors is a guy Nixon hired to discredit Kerry when Kerry made his enemies list.



That's right. Nixon. The only President to make Bill Clinton look like an ethical giant by comparison.



You also should remember that putting yourself in for a medal you don't deserve, OR LETTING SOMEONE ELSE DO SO, is a crime. Why didn't they speak up at the time? Because they 'remembered' Kerry was a bad guy once he started speaking out against the war.



And, finally, the men who actually served with him don't support these accusations. Even the one guy who doesn't like him says he was indecisive and handled the boat badly, which contradicts the thrust of "Unfit for Command" that Kerry was reckless.



As John McCain said, "Dishonest and dishonorable".

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
08/16/2004 11:07 AM

Sorry Chickies, even as reported on Fox News Channel, the credability of Unfit for Command is getting blown out of the water.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 11:16 AM

All I've seen has been supportive, Trix. The doctor says self inflicted wounds. The guys in the boat say one of his schrapnel woulds was from a mortar HE fired at a blank rock face.



Of the guys that were his contemporaries, only one of all the guys in that photo is supporting him. The rest are dead or are against him.

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
08/16/2004 11:23 AM

All of the guys under his command have said the other guys are lying and were not there. MaCain and the Vietnan Veterians Association have condemend the book as lies, distorations and propaganda. The documentation evidence is mounting that the book's claims are false.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 11:45 AM

I guess you believe what you want to hear. You believe your five guys in Kerry's back pocket, and I'll belive the 250+ guys who were his fellow officers and the doctor that treated him.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/16/2004 12:00 PM

According to military records, that doctor DID NOT treat Kerry. Another doctor did. The doc says it was common practice that the records were written wrong. But his memory, nearly 40 years later, we are supposed to believe is infallible.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/16/2004 12:01 PM

And by the way, Chickens, I just spoke to Jesus and he's supporting Kerry. He says he doesn't like Bush.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/16/2004 12:02 PM

He also says he'll do the front yard, but probably not the back. It's beginning to drizzle.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 12:08 PM

I KNEW that was coming.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/16/2004 12:28 PM

Nothing like a little blasphemy to shake those Monday morning blues.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/16/2004 01:52 PM

Chickens:



The 250+ didn't serve with him, they were in Vietnam at the same time or after, anything they have to say is hearsay and only the stupidest of the stupid would give that any weight. Have you bothered to listen to the guys who did actually serve with him? Like the guy who's life he saved?



The doctor's (who by the way must have never heard of the Hippocratic oath) signature is curiously missing from any of Kerry's records so that too is hearsay. Oh and if it was self inflicted why didn't he say anything at the time? Was that sort of thing legal back then? Funny in the same breath he calls the wound "minor" and "superficial" and "insignificant" yet remembers it as if Kerry had walked in with the fuselage of a Huey sticking out of his ass. ("How the hell?" "Charlie was mighty pissed today.")



John McCain and other vets have blasted those Emersons as liars at worst and suckers of scum at best. The guy who wrote the book is a racist Frost head who has posted all sorts of anti-Muslim and Catholic screeds at freerepublic.com so his opinion and sanity are suspect as well.



Your "constant headline in every media" is very telling, no they don't report much on Kerry kicking Shrub's ass on Fox and Rush is silent on the issue. Strange that.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/16/2004 01:52 PM

This is going to be another Electoral College election (two in a lifetime! How about that?) and right now Junior isn't even scraping by on C's as per his previous college experiences. Don't look at this as one competition, it's 50 winner takes all and right now Kerry has a chunky lead. If everything continues as if (Iraq quagmire, economy logy, Bush stupid) Kerry will be prez.



And what should be making your trousers brown is Kerry has always been known as a strong finisher.



That's right baby, this time next year the U.S.A. is going to be a secular socialist dictatorship with the UN and France running the whole show! Kerry will invite Bin Laden to the White House (which will be changed to the All Colors of The Rainbow House) for a group hug and encounter session (Mr. Bin Laden I want you to know that you really hurt not just us but yourself on 9-11, not just physically but spiritually.) The obscene Clinton Christmas Quanza tree will be brought out and Saddam will be reinstalled as President of Iraq will a full apology and his rape rooms restored.



And of course all of Sideshow Bob's criminal buddies will be let out of jail.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 02:02 PM

You will eat this thread mid Nov.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/16/2004 02:04 PM

Odd, the election is at the begining of November...



Oh right, Kerry wins, Bush launches his coup... you got your uniform today didn't you?

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/16/2004 02:43 PM

Oh and this French Liberal Freedom/America/Baby Jesus hater seems to think that Kerry could be C in C.



Ah but how the hell would he know?

Superfly 1,145 8
08/16/2004 02:58 PM

At least Kerry's daughter is nice enough to show some skin!

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
08/16/2004 04:02 PM

Zanzibar

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/16/2004 04:14 PM

I'm starting to detect the panic in your typing Sal.



You losing faith in your messiah?

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/16/2004 05:39 PM

Been so long since you've seen The Truth I'd guess you'd mistake it for something else.



But I'm willing to put my money, so to speak, where my mouth is. If Bush wins I will change my Gab user name to whatever you like for the year (and change it to whatever strikes your fancy whenever you like) and if Kerry wins you'll change your Gab user name to whatever I like for the year (and change it to whatever strikes my fancy whenever I like).

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/16/2004 05:42 PM

Oh and for the record Kerry is a douche, if I were an American I'd only be voting for Kerry because he's not Bush, lesser of the two evils. If I were an American in 2000 I would have voted for Nader.



I honestly thought that Bush would be a mostly harmless caretaker President. I had no idea he was as thick as this.



Of course now I wouldn't spit on Nader to put a fire on his head out much less vote for the ass.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/16/2004 05:57 PM

"Hey, John Kerry's daughter, why the long face?"



























Sorry. It had to be done. Again.

Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/16/2004 06:18 PM

Feeble developed web pages for pay in about 1990 and got bored with HTML



That would've been about HTML vers. one, I think. You shoulda stuck with it, because they added these neat bold and italic fonts later on. AND you could combine them!

20 Gimpy Chickens 286,477 61
08/16/2004 06:55 PM

If Bush wins I will change my Gab user name to whatever you like for the year (and change it to whatever strikes your fancy whenever you like) and if Kerry wins you'll change your Gab user name to whatever I like for the year (and change it to whatever strikes my fancy whenever I like).



It's a bet.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/16/2004 07:41 PM

I bet you a quarter that one of them renegs.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/17/2004 08:32 AM

Sweeeeeeeeet.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/17/2004 08:48 AM

I guess you believe what you want to hear.



You failed to comment on Mccain's take on it. Fair and balanced. (And he isn't out, selling books..) As much as it pains me to see him pulled in by the party and out pimpin' for Bush, I still think he has the core of a straight shooter. I even voted for him last time around.

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
08/17/2004 09:49 AM

Oh, Salvage, after you win, will you be taking suggestions.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/17/2004 10:03 AM

Well now, we can't go counting our chickens before he's screaming "No! No! No! Why hath thou foresaken me?!!" and shooting up his bunker's TV as Fox reports "...that through cheating Kerry has won but we'll never call him President no sir!"



I have started an Excel sheet however.