Sober Woman: Oooh! The Olympics is on TV!



Drunk BobJohnson: You're going to make us watch gymnastics? Oh, woe is me!



Woman: I don't know why everyone complains about gymnastics being 'gay' and 'feminine'. I mean, look at that guy's muscles!



BobJohnson: Exactly! He could kick my ass, but he probably wouldn't. That's so gay!

Pants 14,252 17
08/15/2004 06:03 PM

As a post eh, not so funny but I gots to give you props for saying it in person.

Llamapyjamas 7,194 10
08/15/2004 06:20 PM

I love the bulging muscles on gymnastics men. They're so hot, until they open their mouths. Often their voices are too high-pitched for their own good.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/15/2004 06:20 PM

There are guys who get excited about watching Olympic gymnastics. I just don't get it. Which ones are you interested in, the flat-chested 14-year-old girls, or the grotesquely-muscular boys?

Llamapyjamas 7,194 10
08/15/2004 06:23 PM

My dad was watching women's beach volleyball yesterday and pretending to be critiquing their playing ability. Admiring their form, I suppose.

Pants 14,252 17
08/15/2004 06:25 PM

There are guys who get excited about watching Olympic gymnastics. I just don't get it. Which ones are you interested in, the flat-chested 14-year-old girls, or the grotesquely-muscular boys?



I don't mind the flat chests on the ladies but the man muscles on them are definitely a peener wrinkler.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/15/2004 08:13 PM

<action>drools and daydreams... </action> the flat-chested 14-year-old girls



Do you want some candy, little girl?













Er..I mean SICK, Gymnastics is SICK and GAY.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/15/2004 08:22 PM

So is Dead Robot with a flu.

Spicey McHaggis loves TTJ American Style 117,752 36
08/15/2004 08:28 PM

So, when are they going to air the gymkata competition?

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
08/15/2004 11:03 PM

I have a funny Olympics story! I was watching the women's gymnastics with my dad, and the United States team were all wearing red, white, and blue leotards with "USA" on the front. My dad asked, "Is that the United States?" I said, "No, that's Italy. And USA stands for "U Suck Ass."



I thought it was funny.

Feeble, Annoyer of Gabbers 32,400 15
08/16/2004 03:23 AM

The constant exercise required to be an Olympic gymnast actually delays the onset of puberty.



Which is helpful, because boobs would get in the way.



Some of those flat-chested little girls are 18 and therefore legal. And very limber.



I finally had to get a friend to work as a 'spotter' for the mattress.

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/16/2004 03:35 AM

I was in the Olympics once. It was crowded and smelly, and everyone was very rude. There was this one guy, Gary, who used to kick my ass all the time, no matter how hard I worked out. We had strict schedules every day, divided between eating regulated meals, exercising, a small amount of personal time, a phone call, and then lights out at 9.



Oh wait, that was prison.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/16/2004 03:37 AM

Olympic gymnastics = cameltoe patrol.

tadpole 190 9
08/16/2004 05:34 AM

notice how the untalanted continuously wave their arms around while attempting to perform dance moves.



in any other sport that kind of showing off would be met with jeers from the crowd

trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 05:49 AM

i don,t know about y,all ... but dizziness sets in watching those flips and tumbles ... i can,t even walk straight with my head looking up at the skye ... side note ::: i,m a newbie so hi people

trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 05:50 AM

i don,t know about y,all ... but dizziness sets in watching those flips and tumbles ... i can,t even walk straight with my head looking up at the skye ... side note ::: i,m a newbie spread the love y,all!

trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 05:52 AM

oh that,s just horrible ... it posted twice ... where,s the techno-potential

Pants 14,252 17
08/16/2004 06:10 AM

i don,t know about y,all ... but



Say "y,all" one more time and I'll put a cap in your ass.

tadpole 190 9
08/16/2004 06:16 AM

how the hell do accidentally post twice?



Seems like a call for attention to me

tadpole 190 9
08/16/2004 06:17 AM

how the hell do accidentally post twice?



Seems like a call for attenton to me

Mr.Glass 25,340 11
08/16/2004 06:19 AM

<action>puts on safety helmet, protective goggles, and radiation-resistant suit.</action> Imperial surveyor reccommends this thread be locked down and flagged for extermination via nuclear bombardment. Purge the unclean. For the Emperor.

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
08/16/2004 09:35 AM

The great thing about gymnysts is that in order to get that figure their bodies use every bit of sexual hormone for muscle production. Men don't need to shave don't produce much sperm, women don't menestrate etc. On those brief periods of time when the stop constant training their sex drives return with a vengence. They want it no-stop and there standards are non-existant. So I've heard.

tadpole 190 9
08/16/2004 09:38 AM

Quick - everyone to Athens !!!!!!!!

Pubah 56,805 18
08/16/2004 11:43 AM

Do they get extra points for pointing their breast in one direction and thier asses in a completely opposite direction?



Watching female gymnists is one of the many times I'm both aroused and grossed out at the same time.

Trae: Uvula Girl 156,785 17
08/16/2004 02:06 PM

Trixxie, that's a crock of ca ca.

Phla Mignon, Olympically challenged 131,068 34
08/16/2004 06:33 PM

<action>looks in a mirror</action>Do they get extra points for pointing their breast in one direction and thier asses in a completely opposite direction?



Wait... they're supposed to be pointing... the same way?!

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
08/16/2004 08:06 PM

The great thing about gymnysts is that in order to get that figure their bodies use every bit of sexual hormone for muscle production.



$0.02:



It isn't the hormones that cause women to stop menstrating, it's the nutritional deficiencies caused by starving themselves to lose weight. This a great cause for alarm in any athlete. If your body gives up on that, or in the case of men, sperm production (clear ejaculate), chances are your muscles aren't developing like they should either. An additional problem for the male athlete is protein supplementation often contains estrogen-like molecules that feminizes their physical features during their teen years.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/16/2004 08:15 PM

So, does that make them easy to overpower and take advanage of?





Just askin....

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/16/2004 08:16 PM

If being a gymnast meant I had to give up my huge(relative to size mind you) hooters.....I wouldnt be a gymnast.



do you guys realize these things have special powers????????

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/16/2004 08:17 PM

Dude, they're only like 4 foot 3. It would be like having sex with an Olson Twin during the Full House years.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/16/2004 08:17 PM

<action> pouts </action> Wait...so...what happened to talking about flexible, muscular, young teen girls?

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/16/2004 08:18 PM

So. Turned. On.

Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/16/2004 08:18 PM

Oops..we're back on it. I'm happy again.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/16/2004 08:19 PM

Dude, they're only like 4 foot 3. It would be like having sex with an Olson Twin during the Full House years.



BUT IT'S LEGAL!!!

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/16/2004 08:20 PM

Real men drink beer and shoot shotguns at stuff. No sperm deficiencies here, no sir!

Phla Mignon, Olympically challenged 131,068 34
08/16/2004 08:25 PM

With four years of experience in lesbian training school college athletics, I'd been told that the body reads the low body-fat percentage as unfit for reproduction and lowers hormones as such.



That's why Oliver thinks I'm Pat.

I'm really good at sports.

Killer Beryl 145 8
08/16/2004 08:41 PM

That is correct - it's not not that these girls are malnourished or unwell, it's simply that they have so little fat the body perceives this as being inadequate for motherhood.



So how's that - young, flexible, AND they can't get pregnant.



And when the hormones DO kick in - well, I went from nothing to a D cup in two years after I quit training.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/16/2004 08:42 PM

So did I.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/16/2004 09:14 PM

<action> stares at Chi's man boobs...