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Open Letter to all Phish fans, from Vermont
A comedy conversation by Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/16/2004 07:00 AM 229 views

Dear Phish fans.



You smell.

The band has broken up.

Now go get a car and a Frost-ing job.



Thank you

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Open Letter to all Phish fans, from Vermont

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Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014763
trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 07:18 AM

how hostile of you!

i,m a fan of phish. i HAD dreadlocks, which i,ve cut off a year ago they were just too darn heavy to carry. i never smelled (bad), only of patchouly and jasmine, hence the soap i used for my body. i have a car and a job. where's you're senses and why are your underbritches in a bunch? u alright this fine day?

i surely hope this wasnt directed at me, friend!

 

Side-splitting 16 votes 5.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014765
Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/16/2004 07:38 AM

Your Honor, the defense rests.

 

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trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 07:45 AM

hey i'm neutral *grins*

i don't like stereotypes..

 

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trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 07:48 AM

by the way, didn't you mean prosecution? hehe

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014769
Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/16/2004 08:00 AM

Ok, I mean a REAL job...not like Starbucks, or anything.

 

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trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 08:12 AM

ooh, that's freaky.. i did work at starbucks and have long since left them. on the contrary, in order to get a REAL job you must have acquired a ridiculous piece of paper stating you completed all credit hours THEN you can get a "real" job.

by the way, what is a "real" job in your opinion? you work for the man, you get paid.. you spend your money, gotta work more. its a death cycle.

you confuse me. i'm going back to school.

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014774
Lila 78,550 13
08/16/2004 08:14 AM

DIE, DIE, DIE.

 

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trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 08:14 AM

oh. and i just got back to boston after traveling west and living in colorado for 6 months. i'm a free spirit, i get by.. do you have a better idea?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014777
tadpole 190 9
08/16/2004 08:19 AM

DIE, DIE, DIE

 

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trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 08:20 AM

i wish chivalry weren't on the death bed. i would rather make babies and bring 'em around the country, take a few field trips overseas, live laugh and love. let the man get the REAL job per se.. tsssk

 

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trazengruv 48 8
08/16/2004 08:21 AM

i wish chivalry weren't on the death bed. i would rather make babies and bring 'em around the country, take a few field trips overseas, live laugh and love. let the man get the REAL job per se and i'll do mine .. tsssk that's a real job to me. and its 24/7 too! anyone willing? har har

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014781
Lila 78,550 13
08/16/2004 08:44 AM

I wish you would quit double posting.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014782
Lila 78,550 13
08/16/2004 08:44 AM

I wish you would quit double posting and start using the PREVIEW function.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014791
Jeromium 3000 - Leader, Black Robot Ninja Platoon 12,005 12
08/16/2004 09:16 AM

I'm friends with Phish. He says he hates you, and that you're a bad trader.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014864
ringworm 68,315 13
08/16/2004 11:15 AM

i never smelled (bad), only of patchouly



well, which is it?

 

Hilarious 2 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1014868
Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/16/2004 11:24 AM

Hippies know how to use computers?

 

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Errol lost teh funny 10,584 9
08/16/2004 02:01 PM

<action> farts and runs away </action>

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1015030
Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/16/2004 02:07 PM

Hippies should spend a little more time using a SHOWER then trying to figure out technology.

 

Hilarious 5 votes 4.5 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1015039
Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/16/2004 02:17 PM

Patchoulli doesn't smell good to anyone. Dreadlocks look stupid on anyone but black men named "Marley." The sixties are receding into the past at an alarming rate, and with it the very relevance of the hippy movement. Hippies never acomplished any of the crap they used to yell about 40 years ago, so why put yourself on a losing team?

 

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Superfly 1,145 8
08/16/2004 02:19 PM

they have cologne that smells like dirt, wtf?

 

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Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/16/2004 02:25 PM

Patchoulli always reminded me of the smell of something moldy.



 

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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/16/2004 02:32 PM

AMEN CHI!! AMEN!!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1015050
Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/16/2004 02:37 PM

The lobby of the hotel where I work now reeks of BO....



Had a guy want a room about an hour ago...walks into the lobby with a brand new Phish shirt on, no shoes, and caked on, dried mud up to his knees.



We're sold out tonight, and we're almost 2 hours away from the show....AND THE SHOW IS OVER!!!



GO HOME!

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1015139
Dogs Akimbo 211,531 32
08/16/2004 07:36 PM

oh. and i just got back to boston after traveling west and living in colorado for 6 months



Either you circumnavigated or you're in another dimension.



(re-reading the post...)



Uh huh.

 

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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/16/2004 07:44 PM

I'm so awesome, the only phish I know is the kind you have to catch with your bare hands before eating it. Raw.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1015232
Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
08/16/2004 09:22 PM

<action> snickering</action>"The man"? Are you Frost-ing serious?

 

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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/16/2004 09:36 PM

GHOTI

 

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Bong Rip Bob 320 8
08/16/2004 10:00 PM

I have long hair, work at Pick and Save, and listen to Phish. Should I die?

 

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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/16/2004 10:20 PM

<action> ahem...



Anyone that knows what I'm talking about, get clickies..



GHOTI

 

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Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/17/2004 06:37 AM

thats how you spell fish...



clickies, bitch.

 

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Captain Lila 78,550 13
08/17/2004 08:46 AM

Growing Up Ghoti?

 

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Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/17/2004 08:52 AM

its the phonetic way to spell "fish" or in this case "Phish"



The GH.....pronounced like the GH in ROUGH

The O....pronounced like the O in Lemon

The TI...pronounced like the TI in Tuition.



F-i-SH

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1015577
Captain Lila 78,550 13
08/17/2004 08:54 AM

You gotta be kidding me. How would such a Phish h8r know of this? And I still say I should get clickies for Growing Up Ghoti.

 

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Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/17/2004 09:08 AM

This has nothing to do with the band....it was something I learned as a logic question in, like, 10th grade....many years ago.



I gave you clickie because youre sexy.