Lord Dyran (just married) 6,040 9
08/17/2004 11:24 AM

My list:



1. Everything else

2. Rap

3. Polka

4. Country

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/17/2004 11:25 AM

You left out rap.



Racist!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/17/2004 11:26 AM

I'm a white noise enthusiast. Hssssssssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

SHP, the unloved 181,718 70
08/17/2004 11:27 AM

Pretty much any of that could be good if it was being performed by midgets.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/17/2004 11:29 AM

I like Porno music. Everything else sucks.



Except for Tom Waits.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/17/2004 11:30 AM

What is this an episode of who wants to be a millionaire?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/17/2004 11:39 AM

This is a tough exercise. I mean, Alternative Rock is pretty much mainstream rock now. 99% of it sucks. 99% of all music sucks.



I tend to think there's two types of classic rock. "Bad" classic rock, the mullet-head crap they play OVER AND OVER again on classic stations. Tom Petty, Bob Seger, J Giels, Aerosmith, etc. Then there's the "good" classic rock, the stuff that influenced everything that came after. Beatles, The Who, and, um, um, I'll think of a few more.



My list:



- Doc's song about gettin' gay with John Hargrave

- Acoustic rock

- Bela Fleck and the Flecktones

- 80's alternative rock

- late 80's gangsta rap

- "good" folk (newer upbeat stuff, not that hippie-dippie bull dyke Earth-mother junk)

- classical (I'm not into it, but I recognize its importance)

- Funk

- Jazz

- Bluegrass

- 60's classic rock

- "first generation" rock. Chuck Berry, Buddy Hollie, etc

- That Dental Hygeine song I made

- 90's alternative rock

- Heavy Metal (real stuff, not poser hair bands)

- 70's classic rock

- 00's alternative rock.

- Fingernails on a chalkboard.

- Dance, house, electronica, or whatever the hell the kids call it these days.

- Country

- Anyone who doesn't work at a radio station yet still calls themself a DJ.

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
08/17/2004 11:44 AM

<Except for Tom Waits.>



Oliver, I can tell ya right now, you just earned MAJOR

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
08/17/2004 11:45 AM

<Except for Tom Waits.>



Oliver, I can tell ya right now, you just earned MAJOR points with TTJ!

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
08/17/2004 11:46 AM

Damn fat fingers!

Lord Dyran (just married) 6,040 9
08/17/2004 11:48 AM

You should put those fingers on a diet.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/17/2004 11:54 AM

Man, Tom Petty is good. I enjoy his musical stylings.



what bands do you like, then, Nutbutter?

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/17/2004 11:57 AM

what bands do you like, then, Nutbutter?



Oh, you know, normal stuff. ? and the Mysterians, The Four Tops, Everly Brothers, etc. You know, regular bands.

Trae has a <i>pulsing</i> uvula 156,785 17
08/17/2004 12:02 PM

I can't make a list. Put it this way, if it's by Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson or Britney Spears, it blows goats.



If it talks about Frost-ing the police or putting caps in your ass, it blows goats.



If it's talking about trailers, prison, your Mama and her 5 husbands and her fight with alcholism it blows goats.



I can pretty much tolorate anything else.

Superfly 1,145 8
08/17/2004 12:05 PM

Their music sucks but at least they have tasty snacks!

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/17/2004 12:06 PM

Yeah, I like those bands, too. 96 Tears is a sing-able song.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/17/2004 12:08 PM

I dont like much music from now



In my cd player in the car at the moment:



Janis Joplin: The Essential Janis Joplin (2 cd set)



Methods of Mayehm (Tommy Lee's quasi metal/rap album. Musically poor but the lyrics are hysterical)



Evanescence which I bought for $12 at Circuit City and now I now WHY it was $12



Hypocrisy



Fleetwood Mac's Rumours and



Tool

Trae has a <i>pulsing</i> uvula 156,785 17
08/17/2004 12:11 PM

In my CD Player:



Rick James

Tenacious D

Francis Dunnery

Creed.........























HAHAHAHAHAHA just kidding about the Creed one.

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
08/17/2004 12:11 PM

Brian Burns' The Eagle And The Snake: Songs Of The Texians



Larry Joe Taylor's Port A To Port B



Davin James' Magnolia

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/17/2004 12:12 PM

I've actually kind of gotten into some alt/country lately. So like Wilco, Neko Case, early Ryan Adams, Decibully, etc.



So now pretty much the only genre I still have trouble listening to is rap. I like some rap, but the stuff I do enjoy is mostly on an ironic level.



Other than that, I'm kind of an indie prick. I do go out of my way to explore and find more obscure stuff, but I try not to be pretentious about it.

Trae has a <i>pulsing</i> uvula 156,785 17
08/17/2004 12:14 PM

I try not to be pretentious about it.



Riiiiiiight and the sky is yellow.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/17/2004 12:16 PM

Ok, seriously though... I think Phish is the greatest band evar....

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/17/2004 12:17 PM

Well I disn't say I was *successful*.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/17/2004 12:17 PM

<action> rolling on the ground



HAHAHAHHAAAHHHHAHAH AHA HAHAHAH A HAA HAHHA HAH!!!!!!111elventyone!!



Sorry, I couldn't keep a straight face there.

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/17/2004 12:18 PM

You like Phish?



Trae, he's all yours.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/17/2004 12:18 PM

I have an unnatural infatuation with Miss Case. She is awesome.

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/17/2004 12:19 PM

...



I don't appreciate your ruse.

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/17/2004 12:20 PM

Lizzie, I actually like her better when she's with the New Pornographers. But yeah, she kicks ass.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/17/2004 12:20 PM

I love the word 'ruse.'

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/17/2004 12:27 PM

I would not lie about this. I LOVER HER I LOVE HER I TELL YOU



I like her better solo, actually. I am trying to find the Corn Sisters that she did with Carolyn Mark, too, but it is like 9 bucks on Amazon and that is a lot. Have you heard it?

Trae has a <i>pulsing</i> uvula 156,785 17
08/17/2004 12:27 PM

Lizzie, I liked the music you and HBE played when we were out on the deck at Gabessee (Joe Jimmy 4Evar!!!). Elliot Smith, Ani, etc etc.



In fact, make me some CDs?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/17/2004 12:28 PM

I'm a big fan of Chris Burke.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/17/2004 12:29 PM

i like the new pornographers, too, though.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/17/2004 12:35 PM

Just email me your address, lady.

sharribarri 14,124 11
08/17/2004 12:38 PM

Lately, I've been on a country (ish)kick with Allison Krauss Union Station Live is great and Marc Cohen hasn't left my car's stereo in weeks. Well except to listen to a little mix cd with Stevie Wonder, Ray Charles & Etta James or the radio.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/17/2004 12:39 PM

Chris Burke. Download his song "Eating is Serious." Then I'll get a clickie, you non-Chris Burke listening to mother-Frosters.

Trae has a <i>pulsing</i> uvula 156,785 17
08/17/2004 12:40 PM

Email sent, Lizzie sugar butt.

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/17/2004 12:42 PM

<action> likes to pretend Chi Chi is talking about Chris Gaines </action>

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/17/2004 12:44 PM

Puggy, you don't mean that.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/17/2004 12:47 PM

Thsi Francis Dunnery character looks interesting.



which Chris Burke? There is 8 million of them on allmusic.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/17/2004 12:48 PM

Just download the song "Eating is Serious." Or maybe it's "Eating is Fun," I can't really remember. It will alter your perception of the universe.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/17/2004 12:53 PM

I'll try when at home and get back to you. If my perception isn't altered too much.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/17/2004 01:07 PM

chris burke is a retarded.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/17/2004 01:08 PM

It's true.

Pubah 56,805 18
08/17/2004 01:37 PM

Classic R&B

Classic Rock

Dance/Disco

Jazz

Gospel

Blues

Classical





























































































Fill in the blank





















Techno/House Music

John Hargrave 128,751 73
08/17/2004 02:53 PM

Oh, I forgot Tenacious D. They should go near the top.



As well as They Might Be Giants, who were on Conan last week.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/17/2004 03:02 PM

TMBG just played at the zoo in Seattle. I missed it. I cried.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/17/2004 06:06 PM

1)I wanna ROCK! ROCK!

2)I wanna rock! ROCK!

3)I want to rock! ROCK!

4)I wanna rock! ROCK!



Twisted Sister had the best videos. Ever.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/17/2004 06:16 PM

Tenacious D

Bands that feature Tenacious D guest spots

Bands that feature Tenacious D in their videos

Bands that are derivative of Tenacious D

Bands that like Tenacious D a lot

Guys who listen to Tenacious D

People who have heard of Tenacious D

People who kind of know that Jack Black guy

The Mentally Handicapped

Satan

Persian cnat spel mazdabaychun 888 9
08/17/2004 08:01 PM

i like ass music. it also comes in colors.

MKV is Piemaster - Now With %50 Less Funny! 12,538 15
08/17/2004 09:18 PM

Pretty much any of that could be good if it was being performed by midgets.



Here in Memphis, we have a former midget wrestler who raps. His name is Hollywood, he's currently working as a hype-midget for Muck Sticky.



His Shakespeare is "dope".















I know, I'm white.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/17/2004 09:23 PM

Good:

Everything I listen to.



Bad:

Everything else.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
08/18/2004 03:20 AM

trae, you don't know the musical bounds that we could open to you (i'm not even sure what that means).



and puggy, good for you. glad to hear you're listening to something good rather than that campy-its-so-not-cool-it-is-cool stuff you throw out all the time.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 04:40 AM

Well, we thank you for your enlightening and wonderful contribution to our discussion on music. It was quite entertaining and facinating. We are delighted and overwhelmed at your perception and spectacular addition to what was a previously meaningless thread. Good for you. I tip my hat to you, sir. For you are a most exuberent poster. Keep up the good work.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/18/2004 04:40 AM

Duh. me two.

Daggy 86,705 14
08/18/2004 04:45 AM

I love the word 'ruse.'





Oliver.... sweety. It's spelled roos.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/18/2004 04:46 AM

Like, duh!

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/18/2004 12:20 PM

1. Ancient Fife and Drum

2. Irish Traditional Folk

3. Baroque

4. Blues

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/18/2004 12:21 PM

And right now, just for Hargrave, who has no taste, I am blasting Led Zeppelin IV.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/18/2004 12:23 PM

"And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV. "

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/18/2004 12:24 PM

Who puts funk on top of their list?



At least it wasn't bald-assed monkey music rap.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/18/2004 02:28 PM

My real list

1)Music that rocks

2)The in-between stuff, classical etc.

3)Music that doesn't rock, but is still music

4)Random noise.

5)Cats getting skinned.

.

.

.

98375)Rap

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/18/2004 04:46 PM

How about Style Council?



Anyone, anyone?





























Human League?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 04:52 PM

Currently in my cd player



The Carpenters

Journey

Foghat

Molly Hatchett

REO Speedwagon

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/18/2004 04:53 PM

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...

Flaming bag of poo Sombrero 91,274 10
08/18/2004 05:12 PM

1) Hardcore

2) Local Hip Hop

3) Screamo

*pauses to stand up to all of you weilding blunt objects after reading my first 3*

4) Classic rock

5) Drum N Bass

6) 80's

7) Mainstream Rap

*pauses to stand up with Dr. Dre, who is weilding a blunt*

8 thru 100) Everything else, but Jazz and Country are at the bottom.

Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/18/2004 05:16 PM

Hey..."grrl"



Your "mnn" is dead. Probably since before you were born.





The more you know.

Cobains grrl 16 8
08/18/2004 05:23 PM

im sorry. i didn't mean the capitals to sound so hostile. im new here. what is 'mnn'? and im ready to be made fun of for asking.

Cocidius 436 9
08/18/2004 05:47 PM

We've already had this thread. n00b.

Flaming bag of poo Sombrero 91,274 10
08/18/2004 05:48 PM

Wow. That was an excellent italicized "noob" you did there. Even the two zeros insted of O's.. im impressed. Oh yes, who are you again?

Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/18/2004 05:51 PM

<action> shoves one foot up cocidius' ass and one up Cobains </action>





You like that?

Cobains grrl 16 8
08/18/2004 05:54 PM

i cant say that i do like it very much. anyway, what is 'mnn'?

Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/18/2004 05:56 PM

<action>'s foot remains in her ass</action>

Cobains grrl 16 8
08/18/2004 05:58 PM

OK... Now I'm starting to like it

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 05:59 PM

<action>smurfs stoopid n0ob</action>It's an insult directed at you for your name. You've named yourself Cobain grrl, much like a hated AOL-er teenager, and the poster was drawing attention to your stupid name by saying, "Your mnn is dead..." where mnn = man, thus making you out to be a windowlicker.



Go back into your cage now.

Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/18/2004 05:59 PM

Good job.

Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/18/2004 06:00 PM

Thanks HH.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 06:01 PM

That had to be the BEST explanation I have ever heard for such a ridiculous question

Flaming bag of poo Sombrero 91,274 10
08/18/2004 06:03 PM

Thanks Errol... See, here at Gab, We got eachothers backs. We're like a gang. And we're Baaaaaadassssss!

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:08 PM

<action>shivs Sombrero</action>Turd.

I'm The Type To Go For No-Name Brands 53 8
08/18/2004 06:12 PM

Kinda Hostile Here

Flaming bag of poo Sombrero 91,274 10
08/18/2004 06:30 PM

<action> holding his side, bleeding.</action>

Aye! Puto, i keel you. You dont forget all the things i do for you. The Crack, The smokes, The young offenders. I dont forget.

I'm The Type To Go For No-Name Brands 53 8
08/18/2004 06:32 PM

And Suddenly, its very hostile here.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:42 PM

Just reminding you of your place, vato.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/19/2004 01:33 AM

He's gonna ram it up your poop shoot.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/19/2004 01:34 AM

Industrial/Electronic/EBM

Neo-Classical

GOOD Goth Rock (Sisters of Mercy, Children on Stun and The Merry Thoughts only)

Funk

Fusion

Drum & Bass

Ambient Electronic

--- The End of the Awesome ---

Rock

Metal

Punk

--- The End of the Tolerable ---

Soft Rock

Soft Jazz

Soft anything

Rap

Country

Miracles 22,430 0
08/19/2004 01:44 AM

I'm with Chi-Chi on this one.



When Chris Burke did a cover of 'Poison Ivy' - I had to turn everyone I know on to it.



Stone Cold Playuh.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/19/2004 09:13 AM

hahaha. i didn't know it was Corky!

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/19/2004 09:14 AM

my perception has been altered. I have listened to a down syndrome kid sing about food.

tubesocks 4 8
08/19/2004 03:56 PM

wintersleep

TableTopJane loves Spicey Texas style 173,958 15
08/19/2004 04:50 PM

I don't care enough to make a list. But I wanted to tell you that I have tickets to see Weird Al August 30, and you don't. Not only that, they're third row center. I rock. That is all.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
08/19/2004 08:35 PM

its a good thing you do, because he sure doesn't.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/19/2004 08:37 PM

That's going to be uncomfortable, being 3rd row center, in an empty auditorium, with Weird Al.

PuggyD 48,304 12
08/19/2004 08:57 PM

Oh jeepers, I just realized that John put this on the front page. This is like, the biggest, worst NLI bait ever.



A ticking time bomb. Mark my words.

77,546 17
08/19/2004 09:42 PM

Creed is the best band that's ever graced this earth.

Heath Illegible 520 10
08/19/2004 10:02 PM

pop

not pop

bad pop

fingernails on blackboard

pop-punk

megkenny 5 8
08/19/2004 10:17 PM

TOPS:

Beck

Pink Floyd

Radiohead

Chemical Brothers

Blur

Led Zeppelin

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Interpol

The Beatles

The Hives

Weezer

TV on the Radio



BOTTOM:

Rush

U2

Usher, "Yeah"

Punjab 10 8
08/19/2004 10:48 PM

Chronic Future is a pretty awesome, fairly unheard of band; one of their new songs is "Time and Time Again," you should download it

pseudonomen 133 8
08/20/2004 12:25 AM

bananaphone!



(this song is just wierd)

Jantastic 10,022 10
08/20/2004 12:43 AM

he doesn't rap, he talks along to a backbeat



This just made me laugh and laugh.

Jantastic 10,022 10
08/20/2004 12:44 AM

Stupid frackin' tags.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/20/2004 04:52 PM

I'm so glad that this made it to the front page.

shinygoldtoofus 0 9
08/20/2004 04:54 PM

What? Not a single reference to the Spermbirds??

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/20/2004 06:40 PM

Just so all the worthless NLIs know, Sonata Arctica is the best band ever.

Swizz Bitchface 3,957 10
08/20/2004 10:49 PM

I just love it when I hear people saw "I hate this new punk crap" and go on to list their favorite "punk" bands with Nirvana at the top of the list.



Makes feel all old and Shakespeare. And I'm not nearly as old as some here.

Stab Stably 28 8
08/20/2004 10:54 PM

-Gregorian chants

-Anything played on the spoons

-Tribal log thumping

-"Flight of the Bumblebee" played on a Jew's harp



(I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a "Hootie" solo album, titled "No Blowfish")



-Dentist music, but only with the screaming and gurgling sounds

-Elevator music, but only when I'm going down

-Rhythmic burping



-And the worst music:

Any song that mentions a "vegemite sandwich"

Minion Of Evil 28 8
08/20/2004 11:35 PM

Daggy, I lik the word smok, you going to correct me on that?

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
08/21/2004 06:27 AM

last call, i am interested in your musical stylings. e-mail me. ryan_the_marmot@hotmail.com

Killer Beryl 145 8
08/21/2004 06:27 AM

<action> in best Attenborough voice...</action>



"...It is believed that the downfall of Gab civilisation began with the appearance of half-capitalised words..."

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/21/2004 07:30 AM

...appearance of half-capitalised words...



Damn you turkey, damn you to hell!

Chickens walks like Grandpa McCoy 286,477 61
08/21/2004 07:51 AM

You know what's freaked me out about the music world recently? 60's and 70's rock collections being hawked on TV by really old Monkees and such.



I mean you listen to a song for years and years. You know it by heart. You dig it deeply. Then suddenly they pull out video of the band performing it (years before MTV and whassup with that?) and you finally get to see the artists AND THEY ARE DAMNED DIRTY HIPPYS!!



Most of them are pretty fem looking as well. Well that will burst your 70's music enjoyment bubble, let me tell you.



Somehow in the back of your mind, the artists updated themselves with the ages. It freaks you out to see 'that song' performed by some guy wearing tights, a codpiece, and a peace tee shirt with it cut to show his nipples.

Chickens walks like Grandpa McCoy 286,477 61
08/21/2004 07:52 AM

yeah yeah, I know





so. aroused.



shut up

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/22/2004 05:49 AM

i always thought that line was, "he smiled and gave me a bite of his sandwich"

Phuc 237,915 21
08/22/2004 11:41 AM

- Rock and/or Roll

- Artsy Fartsy Hard Rock

- Old School R&B/Funk

- Old School Death Metal

- Artsy Hip Hop

- R&B where it's not a contest to see how many syllables you can stretch out the word "I" to



Here's where it starts going downhill:



- Modern Glam Rock

- Classic Rock

- Hairfarmer Rock

- Contemporary R&B

- Gangsta Rap

- Lite Jazz

- All that crap that they play in dance clubs that people sub-categorize to death but is all the same Shakespeare

- Blues

- Christian Rock

- Aren't-We-Clever Geek Rock

- Emo

Stab Stably 28 8
08/22/2004 03:22 PM

No - the Australian group "Men at Work" sang about Vegemite. Vegemite is a sandwich spread from down under - and it looks like its from down under, because it's dark brown, squishy and vile.

Instead of being a sandwich spread made from delicious sweet grapes (jelly) or gooey marshmallow (Fluff), it's a sandwich spread made from yeast. We all know Australia was a penal colony, and they should be penalized for making that crap.

No one beleives I'm Joe Dick 389 9
08/23/2004 01:46 PM

Oh it's easy to slag rap, as most of it is complete Shakespearee, but you have to make exceptions.



Check out The Roots. Them guys are awesome. So are Jurassic 5 and anything with Q-Bert or Cut Chemist on it.



There's also the Beastie Boys and House of Pain if the black thing scares you.



There's always an exception. Country sucks except for Johnny Cash.



Dance music sucks except for the X-Ecutioners.



Electronic Music sucks except for Boom Boom Satellites.



See?

anorganic_transmutogenesis 1 8
08/23/2004 06:03 PM

i hate everything that makes me a little dumber listening to it

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/23/2004 06:12 PM

that guy that plays the guitar with his feet...you know, the blind guy...the white blind guy with no legs who plays it with his feet....c'mon, help me out here...whats' his name....he has eyes, but they dont work....one head, one neck....that guy....

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/23/2004 06:13 PM

He has no legs but he plays guitar with his feet?



That's awesome.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/23/2004 06:13 PM

oh, and new tom waits october 5th...

there is a god....

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/23/2004 06:19 PM

yeah, his feet just sorta stick out the bottom of his torso....



not like the guy from Indomitable Spirit...he had legs....

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
08/23/2004 08:26 PM

My favorites:



Frederic Chopin

Ludwig van Beethoven

Joseph Haydn

Sergey Rachmaninoff

Yanni

Jim Brickman

Kurt Bestor

Secret Garden

Kenny G

Claude-Mich Schonberg & Alain Boublil

George Gershwin

Irving Berlin

Cole Porter

Kenny Rogers

Eminem/D12

Dr. Dre

50 Cent

Obie Trice

and props to the 69 Boyz.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
08/23/2004 08:42 PM

<action>looks at other posts to see if he has anything in common with other Gabbers.</action>In my defence, I'm not gay, I'm metrosexual.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/23/2004 10:20 PM

that guy that plays the guitar with his feet...you know, the blind guy...the white blind guy with no legs who plays it with his feet....c'mon, help me out here...whats' his name....he has eyes, but they dont work....one head, one neck....that guy....



Well my mama didn't want me

On the day I was born

I was born without a body

I got nothing but scorn

But I always loved music

All I had was my hands

I dreamed I'd be famous

And I'd work at The Sands



Singing, Tabletop Joe, Tabletop Joe

Now everyone will know

That I'm Tabletop Joe



I had trouble with the pedals

But I had a strong left hand

And I could play Stravinsky

On a baby grand

I said, I'm gonna join the circus

Cause thatТs where I belong

So I went to Coney Island

I was singing this song



Tabletop Joe, Tabletop Joe

Now everyone knows

Yeah I'm Tabletop Joe

LlamaMan 3 8
08/24/2004 05:15 AM

- Metal

- Alt. Rock

- Techno

- The rest of the mtv crap

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
08/24/2004 09:30 PM

Klezmer! I love me some Klezmer music. Forgot to mention that.



And Iggy Pop. With or without the Stooges. The last real punk.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/24/2004 09:59 PM

whatever. i mean, the guy's dead, anyway.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
08/25/2004 02:56 AM

I am listening to The Cars's first album, through headphones, digging Moving in Stereo.





Peter Gabriel



Kate Bush



Nick Drake



Paul Simon



Big Mama Thornton



Ella Fitzgerald



Steve Winwood-(with or without Blind Faith or Traffic)



Eric Clapton-- go listen to Layla again



Jeff Buckley



Tim Buckley



John Eddie



Robin and Linda Williams



Christine Lavin



Indigo Girls



Tom Robinson



Kate and Anna McGarrigle



Brian Wilson, especially his first solo release with "Love and Mercy"



Barenaked Ladies



Pink Floyd



Bruce Coleridgeburn



Queen



The Beatles



The Rolling Stones



Robbie Robertson (with and without The Band)



Leonard Cohen



Phil Keaggy



Weather Report





However, "best/worst" is really easy. Best is hearing whatever you really want to hear, exactly when you want to hear it, and worst is hearing something you absolutely do not want to hear when you don't want to hear it.



Easy as storebought apple pie.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/25/2004 03:06 AM

Good work Ringo. I just saw that movie last week for the first time in many years.



She's got a cuter accent, though.

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/25/2004 03:13 AM

oh! and body, too.



nothing personal.

six10 0 8
08/25/2004 10:13 PM

tool

radiohead

david sylvian

faith no more

soundgarden

rage against the machine

audioslave

pink floyd

sacrifice isaac

sparta

jimi

stevie ray vaughn

beastie boys (earlier stuff)



a bunch of other stuff that I like



a bunch of stuff that I don't



and a tie for last between Limp Bizkit and Linkin Park

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/27/2004 01:25 PM

In my CD player

REM

Concrete Blond

Fountains of Wayne

Weezer

and the CD that stays in it at all times....Zwan



hey, 0 outta 5 aint bad....

xliamx 14 8
08/28/2004 02:37 AM

1. rock (Pink Floyd)

2. alternative rock (Adema)

3. hard rock (Union Underground)

4. techno/house (Prodigy)

5. classical (Mozart)

6. 80's rock[bad]

7. country[more bad]

8. hip-hop[worse]

9. rap[pain]

10. punk[suicide]

11. "hardcore" punk[god awful]

TTJane-full of painful convictions 173,958 15
08/28/2004 03:22 AM

K is for Kompressor. Kompressor is for me.

Hannibal with a Dunce Cap On 820 8
08/28/2004 03:28 AM

1. Rock

2. Classical

3. Classic rock

4. Alternative rock

5. everything else

6. rap/hip-hop

7. techno

8. country



As far as I'm concerned if you've heard 6 hip-hop/rap songs, you've heard them all. It's always one of these:



1. I'm so great

2. We're in a club

3. we're in the ghetto

4. we love music

5. I like asses

6. I have a hard life

The Napkin of Glee 30,762 12
08/28/2004 06:46 AM

I RATHER DISLIKE THIS THREAD. IT'S A pain in the ass.



Now most of you probably thought that I had CapsLock on because of the above message. This is incorrect. I in fact held down the SHIFT key while typing everything until "pain in the ass". My work here is done.