Agent Stoat - just doin my job, ma'am 9,077 10
08/18/2004 01:41 PM

Look sonny, the minute dudes from Arkansas stop Frost-ing their sisters, then it'll all be good...

I ride longer than a Polo Chukker 4,634 11
08/18/2004 01:41 PM

1.SUYT <action> taking the plunge before anyone else </action>

2. Go away and lurk you stupid nOOb

3. Visit Tubgirl

4. Kiss ass



That is all,



enjoy your stay

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
08/18/2004 01:42 PM

krazikari, is it true that a virgin in Arkansas is a 12 yr old girl that can run faster than her cousins?

Agent Stoat - just doin my job, ma'am 9,077 10
08/18/2004 01:42 PM

On a side note - if you ever make a joke as Shakespeare as that again, i'll rip your eyeballs out and skullFrost you.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/18/2004 01:44 PM

Judging from your post 'krazikari', I guess it's true, what they say about Arkansas.

Proud Elitist 2,629 9
08/18/2004 01:47 PM

Hey! How do you give krazikari

a circumcision? Punch his sister in the jaw.

SHP, the unloved 181,718 70
08/18/2004 01:49 PM

Evidently, the first gene to degenerate in an incestual situation is the funny one.

csme 15,189 12
08/18/2004 01:52 PM

That explains sooo much around here...

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/18/2004 01:52 PM

Little known fact:



The chromosome degradation that results from incestuous breeding almost always results in an offspring physically incapable of being funny.



But goddamn if they can't play the banjo.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/18/2004 01:53 PM

And I should really read the other posts before telling the same joke.



To be fair it would have been posted earlier but it took me an hour to spell "chromosome degradation".

SHP, the unloved 181,718 70
08/18/2004 01:56 PM

It's ok Sal, you one-upped me with the banjo comment.



But I'm from Texas, where they Frost sheep, not sisters, and I didn't know that.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/18/2004 02:08 PM

That's all right, my hero is from Texas.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/18/2004 02:12 PM

G.W. Bush?

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/18/2004 02:14 PM

<action>Takes out a folded piece of paper, writes in it, puts it back</action>



You're on the list.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/18/2004 02:15 PM

The list?

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/18/2004 02:20 PM

<action>Takes the paper, adds an astrix</action>



Yes.

The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/18/2004 02:21 PM

<action> knows all about the list </action>

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/18/2004 02:22 PM

Where the men are men and the cousins.... like it. I got nothing.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 02:25 PM

<action>runs around begging ferviously</action>



ooOoo I want to be on the list



What kind of list?



Do we win something, huh, huh?



How do I get on the list???



Am I the only one here not on the list?



Please help me get on the list

TheFoye 55,700 16
08/18/2004 02:33 PM

WWW Just say G.W. Bush Duh

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 02:36 PM

G.W. Bush scares me. I think he may not be so smart.



John Kerry scares me. He is SOOOOO pusswhipped.



I'm doing a write in vote for BobJohnson.

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/18/2004 02:46 PM

Arkansas: Closer Kin..Deeper In.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/18/2004 02:46 PM

I'd vote for BobJohnson if Canadians were allowed to vote for other Canadians. Since not, I'll just shut my piehole now.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/18/2004 03:03 PM

Have you ever looked deep into Cheny's eyes? I mean really deep- romantically deep even? The man... has... no... soul. Poor fat balding heart exploding oil tycoon bastard.





When he dies, I got dibs on his wife.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 03:06 PM

DAMMIT....BobJohnson is Canadian. Frostles.



I'll have to hold a Coleridge-us to determine my new write in candidate.



all pictures for consideration should be sent to



vboppell@hotmail.com

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/18/2004 03:28 PM

Wicked Wedgie Woman you have children?

krazikari 2 8
08/18/2004 04:33 PM

"Hey! How do you give krazikari

a circumcision? Punch his sister in the jaw."



First of all I'm a girl... and second I don't HAVE a sister.



And Arkansas isn't really full of incest... I think it's completely disgusting... but I do actually know this person who married his sencond cousin. Needless to say, I don't speak to them.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 04:36 PM

I sure do sal why do you ask?

csme 15,189 12
08/18/2004 04:47 PM

Needless to say you don't speak to him? Why not?



Is he not a person too?



Is he not fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same diseases, healed by the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as you? If you prick him, does he not bleed? if you tickle him, does he not laugh? if you poison him, does he not die? and if you wrong him, shall he not revenge?





csme takes a bow and exits stage left

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 04:48 PM

I think krazikari needs to prove she is a girl, SUYT..

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 05:00 PM

I think stupid ass no0b with dumb Shakespeare Frost-ing chat sci-fi name needs to STFU. And change that Frost-ing geek name, it's not impressing us.

15,189 12
08/18/2004 05:05 PM

...no satisfaction, no revenge; nor no ill luck stirring but what lights on my shoulders; no sighs but of my breathing; no tears but of my shedding.







Thinks: "Damn, I'm good."

csme 15,189 12
08/18/2004 05:06 PM

Frost

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,875 29
08/18/2004 05:12 PM

I think darthneomaul needs to get his movies right and get a name that isn't so gay.

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 05:25 PM

I apologize, my first two choices, El Hammerheado and High Priestess of Awesomeness were already chosen.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 05:28 PM

I understand your need to idolize us by imitating us, but please, you can kiss ass by shutting the Frost up.

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 05:32 PM

EL Hammerheado, are you really that upset still that you were just a band geek in High School?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 05:35 PM

No, I was proud to be a band geek in high school. You, however, are probably still in high school, and are upset that you've come to GAB to get away from all the bullying that you recieve on a daily basis, only to be attacked by us as well.



Go set yourself on fire, you bloody cumstain. You may now go Frost yourself.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 05:36 PM

Oh, and thank you for reading my articles.

Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/18/2004 05:37 PM

you bloody cumstain

<action> vomits </action>

csme 15,189 12
08/18/2004 05:37 PM

'scuse me.



You are taking away from my magnificent performance of The Merchant of Venice with your non-funny.



Please lurk some more so I don't have to fist Frost your ass here on the stage.



Good day.









I said, good day.

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 05:39 PM

I personally liked the band geeks in High School and never really had anything against them. There is no real reason to get into what the band chicks were useful for, as I would hope you would know.



But I would like to personally thank you for the nice warm welcoming you have given me.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/18/2004 05:41 PM

I was a band geek too!!

csme 15,189 12
08/18/2004 05:42 PM

I SAID GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR.





Now clickie my performance posts.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/18/2004 06:01 PM

There is no real reason to get into what the band chicks were useful for



And praytell, what are band chicks good for? As a former band chick, I'd really love to know. I'm sure the High Priestess would too.

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 06:05 PM

I am sure you both already know and can tell us stories that would make sailors blush. Pardon my politeness, but I dont know you well enough to kiss and tell yet.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:05 PM

I personally liked the band geeks in High School



Obviously wasn't a band geek, and doesn't know exactly what band chicks were for, except for what he overheard from the band geeks.





(I know what happens, from personal experience, on band buses on the way to and from contests...)

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:06 PM

<action>dusts off band letter jacket with six chevrons on the sleeve</action>

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 06:11 PM

You are absolutely correct. I was not a band geek. I was part of the team that was on the field that you guys played for. Thanks for that.



Can you go back to being funny now?

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/18/2004 06:13 PM

I'm with Hammerhead on this one. You're spitting bullshakespeare, Darth. Band geeks primarily keep sexual situations on the band bus.



So, Hammerhead, I'm renting a bus next week. Interested?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/18/2004 06:15 PM

<action> raises hand...



Pistols... I was a band geek too.

Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/18/2004 06:15 PM

Can you go back to being funny now?



If you promise to go away, attach your penis to a paperclip and stick it in a socket.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 06:16 PM

I can play the flute





kind of

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:16 PM

<action>is always up for band bus lovin'</action>



Oh, and I played football in H.S. too, so I rocked twice as hard.

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 06:16 PM

You got me Pistol. My whole existence is a ruse. I will now have to go home and tell the wife that she was in fact NOT in band in High School. I know her parents will not mind having wasted all that money on flute lessons.



Please, let the flute jokes start now. I am boring myself here.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/18/2004 06:19 PM

Oh, you can come too, Oliver. The more perverts, the merrier.

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 06:20 PM

El Hammerheado is my new hero.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/18/2004 06:22 PM

WooHoo!!!

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 06:24 PM

Pistol, can I come too? Me and El Hammerheado can compare letter jackets and I will bring some great Texas beer.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:25 PM

<action>smacks dumbass sci-fi no0b</action>You're not worthy of Pistol. I have proof of Pistol's awesomeness, and I'm going to call dibs on her.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 06:28 PM

I wanna come I wanna come....I play the um....the you know the thing with the.....

hell I don't play anything i just wanna be on a bus with perverts

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 06:29 PM

I didnt ask to join in with you. I am not that bold. I just thought the free beer might at least get me on the bus.

Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/18/2004 06:29 PM

I dated a band geek. Can I come?

darthneomaul 360 8
08/18/2004 06:30 PM

I know I dont have to ask, but I assume this is the short yellow bus right?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/18/2004 06:31 PM

HH, how is the calendar coming anyway?

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/18/2004 06:32 PM

El Hammerheado smacks dumbass sci-fi no0b



8/18/2004 5:25 pm [fUORBrJFMX4FIvUyI_APFQ]





You're not worthy of Pistol. I have proof of Pistol's awesomeness, and I'm going to call dibs on her.



I love you too.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/18/2004 06:33 PM

And yes, WWW and Errol can come. I can feel the love already.











I think I need a towel.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 06:34 PM

Thanks Pistol!!!



Alllow me to bring the towles. We'll probably need a few

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/18/2004 06:35 PM

Indeed. We should rope a few more GAB studs too.

SHP, the unloved 181,718 70
08/18/2004 06:35 PM

<action>makes obligitory "band camp", "flute", and "Poe" references.</action>

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:35 PM

The calendar would be better,





IF PEOPLE WOULD SUBMIT PICTURES TO BE INVOLVED!





I only have five submissions. Get with it people!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/18/2004 06:37 PM

Hey Hammer, you got mine right? If not I shall re-sumit forthwith

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:41 PM

I have:



WWW

RoofieRacoon

TabulaRasa

Priestess

Lamburger

Gorilla Lord 158 9
08/18/2004 06:48 PM

Ahem. Incest, a game the whole family can play.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/18/2004 06:49 PM

Hey, you. Stop trying to get this thread back on topic.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/18/2004 06:52 PM

I originally set today as a deadline. I will extend the deadline to next Friday, the 27th.





So submit by then.



Anyone seen Llama lately? That asian chica would make a nice addition to this calendar...

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,875 29
08/19/2004 12:17 AM

What's this about renting a band bus and getting the band geeks on board? When was I not notified?

el guapo 648 9
08/19/2004 12:23 AM

<action>Frosted his cousin</action>





mmm.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/19/2004 12:08 PM

Incest is kinda like Monopoly, but instead of being all about the board games and the money its all about your own sisters boobs and your dick in her Poe.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/19/2004 12:21 PM

I sure do sal why do you ask?



Breeders are automatically on The List unless they keep their spawn out of malls, theaters and restaurants that don't have large mice acting as hosts.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/19/2004 12:24 PM

I keep my spawn locked in the basement tied up with electircal cords and duct tape.



And I have had all my breeder abilities taken away from me.





But YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm on the List....

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,875 29
08/19/2004 12:28 PM

Hey! I thought we were talking about a band bus trip! Keep the topic off of incest. I know many siblings in band and if they mated the world would end. Riiiiight.........NOW!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/19/2004 12:29 PM

Hey I may not have been in band but Pistol promised a perverted bus trip.



I am so there.

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,875 29
08/19/2004 12:31 PM

Well, we'll say you are in Color Gaurd. They have no rythem anyways. And you can wear spandex.

Jolson 16,163 11
08/19/2004 12:37 PM

Plus they get to do all sorts of perverted things with their flags and fake wooden rifles!

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/19/2004 01:54 PM

You still here, Stewie? Get on AIM.

salvage semi-lurks 28,986 12
08/19/2004 02:44 PM

electircal cords and duct tape.



That's the way to do it. If more parents were as considerate in raising their children I'd have more room in my crawlspace.