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Frogpop 173,153 25
08/19/2004 03:18 AM
eportray buseaway.
go for it.
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Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,843 10
08/19/2004 03:18 AM
I'm a bit slow. By magical numbers, are you hinting at the guy who keeps yammering about how this site is a lie and we are all a bunch of 50 year old men?
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:19 AM
YOU CAN NEVER EXTINGUISH THE VOICE OF TRUTH AND REASON.
UNLESS YOUR A BUNCH OF ALZHEIMER'S RAVAGED, SAGGING, DECAYING 50 YEAR OLD MEN.
BITCHES.
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17 votes
4.9
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 03:22 AM
I'd like to dedicate this post to the number 6.
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:22 AM
GO AHEAD BLOCK ME.
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF OKSNER'S LIES AND THEIR MINDLESS FOLLOWERS.
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Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/19/2004 03:23 AM
UNLESS YOUR A BUNCH OF ALZHEIMER'S RAVAGED, SAGGING, DECAYING 50 YEAR OLD MEN.
I love you, Gumby. Where's Pokey?
The blockheads! Oh no!
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7 votes
4.1
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:26 AM
WHAT KIND OF NAME IS ERROL.
SOUNDS LIKE BARREL.
WELL THE POINT IS.
YOU'RE DUMB.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:29 AM
AND ITS MYSTERIOUS NUMBERS. NOT MAGICAL.
DUMBASS.
GET SOME NEW READING GLASSES, OLD MAN RIVER.
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6 votes
4.5
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 03:29 AM
What kind of name is gigsavelar123? Was gigsavelar without the 123 already taken?
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6 votes
4.5
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/19/2004 03:30 AM
This is what happens when a caps key gets broken. Tragic really, the way it drives people crazy.
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2 votes
4.0
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Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/19/2004 03:30 AM
If other GABBers are defending me, it's the happiest day of my life...500 clickes and maybe someone likes me.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:31 AM
HAHAHA "GABBERS" HOW PATHETIC.
GO BACK TO BINGO, SAGGY BAGS CLARENCE.
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4 votes
4.5
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:32 AM
Sorry, Errol, it's a default. We just like this asshat less.
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Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/19/2004 03:33 AM
I've never been good with comebacks, so, Frost you. And go stick you gonads in a meatgrinder for me.
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1 votes
2.0
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Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/19/2004 03:34 AM
I know, HH, but as long as I'm the lesser of two asshats.
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5 votes
4.5
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:34 AM
Saggy Bags Clarence sounds like a Blues guitarist. Not a good one, but a Blues guitarist none the less.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:34 AM
WHAT THE HELL ARE "GONADS"?
SOUNDS LIKE A WORLD WAR I MACHINE GUN, SAGGY BAGS CLARENCE.
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1 votes
2.0
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:35 AM
Aye. I think this unfunny bag of Frost should stick his head into a jet engine.
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2 votes
4.0
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Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/19/2004 03:35 AM
Gonads, in retrospect, are things that you will never know the joy of having. Thank goodness.
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3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:36 AM
AND HAMERHEADO,
ITS BY DEFAULT, NOT A DEFAULT.
DUMBASS.
GO BACK TO TIJUANA.
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2 votes
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:37 AM
"SOUNDS LIKE A WORLD WAR I MACHINE GUN, SAGGY BAGS CLARENCE."
You aren't refering to Gattling, are you?
Gonads dose not sound similar to Gattling.
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4 votes
4.5
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:37 AM
They must have had a big bowl of Stupid Flakes for breakfast. Too bad it wasn't a bowl of razor blades and cyanide pills.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:38 AM
TOO BAD IMMIGRATION DIDNT CATCH YOU ON THE WAY UP, EL HAMMERHEADO.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,843 10
08/19/2004 03:38 AM
Good God, kid doesn't even know what gonads are. I think I'm going to cry.
gonad ( P ) Pronunciation Key (gnd)
n.
An organ in animals that produces gametes, especially a testis or ovary.
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3 votes
4.0
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:38 AM
<action>taps Fluro on the shoulder</action>Psst...the Gatling came about in the American Civil War.
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2 votes
4.0
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:38 AM
Oh, and he meant A Default, as in "A default setting"
And while you type all in caps, don't lecture us on english.
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Chuckleworthy
4 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:39 AM
GOOD GOD YOU'RE SUCH A BILL OKSNER.
BILL OKSNER
LYING SONUVABITCH.
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4 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:39 AM
FLURO, YOU ARE TRULY A DUMBASS.
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1 votes
2.0
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:40 AM
Hmmm, whoops. Statistics assignment. Brain slow.
But, Gatlling guns were used in WW1 - e.g. the vickers.
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8 votes
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Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,843 10
08/19/2004 03:41 AM
So anyway, I was having rough anal sex with gigsavelar123's mom last night, and she mentioned that the poor kid was born without gonads or the half his frontal lobe.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:42 AM
FLURO, YOU ARE A DICK. A WET DICK AS A MATTER OF FACT. A BIG WET DICK OF LIES AS A DOUBLE MATTER OF TWO FACTS.
JUST LIKE JOHN HARGRAVES (ACTUALLY BILL OKSNER)
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Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/19/2004 03:42 AM
Hey Briham..seeing as HH's hand aren't in your pants....err...you need company?
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3 votes
4.0
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/19/2004 03:43 AM
Born? - nay, Spawned!
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:43 AM
I like pie. I have a half of a Dutch Apple Crumb pie in the fridge. But I think I'll wait, and eat a piece tomorrow.
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Errol, somewhere in middle america 10,584 9
08/19/2004 03:43 AM
YOU ARE A DICK. A WET DICK AS A MATTER OF FACT
A big wet dick means he probably got laid, which is a sensation you'll never get to experience. What with no gonads and all.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:43 AM
SO ANYWAYS, IM EATING AN ICE CREAM CONE LATE AT NIGHT AND THEN BIHRIAM SAYS, "IM A LYING DICK." AND THEN HE GOES AWAY.
THEN BILL OKSNER ("JOHN HARGRAVES" WHAT A LIE) COMES OUT AND SAYS, "IM A FAT LIAR."
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6 votes
4.5
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 03:43 AM
GOOD GOD YOU'RE SUCH A BILL OKSNER.
BILL OKSNER
LYING SONUVABITCH.
Look! He signed his name.
Lamburger
Honest N00b.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:44 AM
LAMBURGER.
YOU EAT LAMBS. INSIDE BURGERS.
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4 votes
4.5
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:44 AM
<action>flashes QTA signal into sky</action>Ladies, we have a live one here. *points at Errol*
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2 votes
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:45 AM
Hmmm, ok I take back my WW1 comment (after looking it up) i was wrong.
However, I think that Gigslavar person is still a worthless goat Froster.
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Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,843 10
08/19/2004 03:46 AM
THEN BIHRIAM SAYS
Pssst, it's spelled Briham.
And Errol, sadly, this is not the first time I've been mistaken for a chick online. I've got to write in a more masculine style from now on.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:46 AM
FLURO, YOURE A Frost-ing PATHETIC 50 YEAR OLD DICK.
GO BACK TO DICKLAND.
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:46 AM
Any members of QTA want to field that question?
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3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:47 AM
MASCULINE?
LIKE YOUR 2 INCH MACARONI?
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1 votes
2.0
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:48 AM
mmmmmmmm....pie.
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3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:50 AM
anyone wanna cyber?
NOT
YA SICK 50 YEAR OLD LECHERS.
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:51 AM
FLURO, YOURE A Frost-ing PATHETIC 50 YEAR OLD DICK.
GO BACK TO DICKLAND
Cut.so.deep.
Oh, and why don't you go back to having sex with roadkill, you jizz gulping Coleridge monkey.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:52 AM
SURE THING YA 50 YEAR OLD, JIZZ GULPING COLERIDGE MONKEY.
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4 votes
4.5
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:52 AM
pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie pie
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1 votes
2.0
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:53 AM
"anyone wanna cyber?"
how much do you want to bet that he finds out the "hard" way that this isn't a good pick up line in real life? Maybe he will when he actually goes out side.
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15 votes
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Briham thinks Swearbot is a relative of Bender 38,843 10
08/19/2004 03:54 AM
<masculine>So this morning I was pumping some iron while walking to my job as a pirate-lumberjack when I see this tard with a "Hello, My name is Gigsalver123" sticker on his shirt. He was yelling at a fire hydrant, calling it a liar and saying it was really a giraffe. I broke his leg with a swing of my massive penis and then pissed in his face.</masculine>
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8 votes
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:54 AM
3.14159
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2 votes
4.0
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:54 AM
Swearbot, Gigslavar, Gigslavar, swearbot.
you're getting outclassed by a section of code that replaces naughty words with the names of poets. That must feel pretty stink.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:55 AM
HI MY NAME IS ANDREW AGUILAR WITH THE RIAA. I HAVE BEEN SCANNING HARDDRIVES FOR ILLICIT AUDIO AND VIDEO FILES. AS OF NOW, I HAVE UNCOVERED 658. DISCONTINUE YOUR VIEWERSHIP OF THIS LYING, MALICIOUS, LIBELOUS, SLANDEROUS, CORRUPT, EVIL, CANCEROUS WEBSITE AND YOU SHALL BE SPARED OF LEGAL ACTION.
THANK YOU.
ANDREW AGUILAR
RIAA REPRESENTATIVE
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3 votes
4.0
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/19/2004 03:55 AM
Guys! I CANNOT believe you aren't clicking the crap out of this dude!
This the piss funniest stuff I have read ALL WEEK!
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The Merry Snork 45,655 12
08/19/2004 03:56 AM
RIAA?
Before I wanted to kill you, slowly, and dance on your grave. Now, now I want to hurt you.
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3 votes
4.0
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:57 AM
585? only 585? you can't have been scanning for very long.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 03:57 AM
SHUT UP DAGGY.
THIS IS NOT THE FUNNIEST STUFF YOU'VE READ ALL WEEK.
YOU ARE LYING.
YOU ARE A HIRED HAND OF JOHN HARGRAVES (ACTUALLY BILL OKSNER) TRYING TO PROMOTE THIS EVIL WEBSITE.
I CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH THE DECEITFUL WAYS OF ZUG.COM.
CAN YOU?
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2 votes
4.0
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/19/2004 03:58 AM
*cough658cough*
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4 votes
4.5
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/19/2004 03:58 AM
Nope!
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3 votes
4.0
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sperm 190 9
08/19/2004 03:58 AM
scanning harddrives?
how?
physic powers?
or the voices in your head that tell you the 'truth'
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:59 AM
I know, but that was a number i had in my head (see post about stats assignment) but I dont give a Shakespeare: if he's allowed to make Shakespeare like numbers up then so am i.
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4 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:00 AM
SPERM. YOU ARE SPERM.
NOT ONLY THAT.
YOU ARE LYING SPERM.
I DO NOT HEAR VOICES IN MY HEAD.
AS A MATTER OF FACT YOU HEAR VOICES IN YOUR HEAD.
AS A DOUBLE MATTER OF TWO FACTS, THOSE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD LIE.
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4 votes
4.5
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 04:00 AM
Yes, I use my physic powers to make weapons of math instruction.
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3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:02 AM
FLURO
TRUTH SAYS: YOU'RE LYING.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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sperm 190 9
08/19/2004 04:03 AM
i hear voices in my head?
how did you know
Physic powers?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 04:03 AM
Enjoying life? Make the most of it before you get flushed.
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2 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:04 AM
DAMMIT SPERM.
IT'S PSYCHIC. NOT PHYSIC.
GO BACK TO BEIJING.
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3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:06 AM
FLURO,
YOU CAN NEVER FLUSH THE VOICE OF TRUTH AND REASON.
SO . . .
ENJOY YOUR DELUSIONS.
IT IS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE TRUTH HITS YOU.
WHICH IS NEVER!!!!
DUMBASSSSSSSS HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA BITCHES.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 04:06 AM
(pi)
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1 votes
2.0
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sperm 190 9
08/19/2004 04:06 AM
thanks,
i hear voices in my head?
how did you know
PSYCHIC powers?
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4 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:07 AM
BRIHAM, GO BACK TO YOUR GAME OF DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS.
EGBERT AND CLARENCE ARE WAITING.
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1 votes
2.0
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 04:07 AM
Damnit, that didn't come out right. That's supposed to be a lowercase Greek pi. Oh well.
Pie.
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5 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:08 AM
YOU DIDNT COME OUT RIGHT, EL HAMMERHEAD.
YOU WERE STUFFED IN WITH THE CRACK WHILE MOMMY WAS JUMPIN' THE BORDER WERENT YA?
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 04:09 AM
Can someone with more spare time than me make sure he's not a prank? (check the IPs)
Oh, and don't you think he sounds like communist propaganda?
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3 votes
4.0
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 04:10 AM
This thread is full of lies and pies.
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3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:10 AM
YES. YOU ARE CORRECT. THIS IS A PRANK, I AM JOHN HARGRAVES. MY NAME IS ACTUALLY BILL OKSNER. THIS WEBSITE IS A FAKE. ALL STORIES PUBLISHED ON THIS WEBSITE ARE FAKE. YOU ARE NEUROTIC, OBSESSED, PATHETIC BASTARDS. IM TAKING THIS WEBSITE DOWN IN TWO HOURS. GOODBYE BTICHES.
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3 votes
4.0
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 04:12 AM
If you really knew that much about this "JOHN HARGRAVES" guy, you would have noticed that his name is spelt without the 's' on the end of it, as in "John Hargrave"
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:12 AM
BRIHAM YOU ARE A LIAR.
YOU LIKE APPLE PIE.
LEMON MERINGUE PIE IS THE OFFICIAL PIE OF ZUG.COM
YOU ARE ANOTHER HIRED HAND OF JOHN HARGRAVES (ACTUALLY BILL OKSNER) TRYING TO PROMOTE THIS EVIL SITE.
I SEE RIGHT THROUGH YOU, BITCH.
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Side-splitting
1 votes
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 04:12 AM
There went one more of each.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:13 AM
LAMBURGER.
GO BACK TO EATING YOUR LAMBS.
AND BURGERS.
JESUS NEVER ATE LAMBS.
HE TOOK CARE OF THEM.
THAT MAKES YOU AN EVIL LIAR.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 04:14 AM
I like lambie pie.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:16 AM
YOU ARE LYING.
YOU DONT LIKE PIES IN GENERAL.
YOU ONLY LIKE APPLE PIE.
YOU ARE A DECEIT. A LIE.
TAKING ADVANTAGE OF POOR, DECREPIT, 50 YEAR OLD LECHERS OF ZUG.COM.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 04:16 AM
No, I doubt it's a prank. For trying to make themselves out to be intelligent, they sure are coming across as a complete Frost-ing dumbShakespeare.
Oye, puta, chinga tu madre. Llames mi barbar bolsa grande. Tu familia es la basura.
And I'm an American, you lower than whale Shakespeare, pencil-dicked, no-load, worthless, Coleridge breath, dick sucking, cum guzzling, Froststick.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 04:18 AM
El queso in mi pantelones es verde
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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sperm 190 9
08/19/2004 04:18 AM
You mean you shower at night?
Something's seriously wrong with you
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:18 AM
HOW LONG DID THAT TAKE TO WRITE, GEORGE LOPEZ?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 04:18 AM
That was a Shakespeare pie.
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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sperm 190 9
08/19/2004 04:19 AM
Shakespeare - wrong thread
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 04:19 AM
George Lopez? Where? He's hilarious!
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:20 AM
LOOK BRIHAM. YOU DONT EAT PIES.
YOU EAT THE SMALL, PREPUBESCENT PENISES OF SMALL PREPUBESCENT BOYS.
BECAUSE YOU ARE JUST ONE OF THE MANY ZUG.COM LECHERS.
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2 votes
0.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:20 AM
EL HAMMERHEADO. TELL YOU'RE PEOPLE TO STOP SMELLING LIKE Shakespeare.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 04:21 AM
<action>adjusts scope for windage</action>
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 04:22 AM
So I was having dinner with my friends at the local Wing Stop. One of my friends was eating wings with red sauce...which lead to the inevitable "hey I'm getting my redwings" joke. Then I found out that there is such a thing as white wings. Why would a girl with a yeast infection allow this?
Sorry wrong thread.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/19/2004 04:22 AM
Do you have a newsletter I can subscribe to?
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Hilarious
2 votes
4.0
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 04:23 AM
<action>vomits</action>
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:23 AM
TRIMS MARIJUANA LEAF FOR IMPLANTATION AND SUBSEQUENT TRANSPORTATION OVER THE BORDER CONCEALED WITHIN EL HAMMERHEADO'S MOTHER'S LIMP VAGINA LIPS.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:24 AM
ITS CALLED JOHN HARGRAVES IS A FLIPPING LIAR, GUY WHO ASKED FOR NEWSLETTER.
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Lamburger 33,017 9
08/19/2004 04:25 AM
I'm still trying to figure out what burrowed into his ass last night and made a cucoon.
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Chuckleworthy
3 votes
2.0
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:26 AM
NOTHING BURROWED UP MY ASS LAST NIGHT, LIAR.
YOU LIE, LIKE MR. HARGRAVES (ACTUALLY BILL OKSNER.)
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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sperm 190 9
08/19/2004 04:27 AM
Its probably just past his bed time
Somebody's cranky!
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gigsavelar123 451 8
08/19/2004 04:27 AM
LAUGHS AT BRIHAMS INABILITY TO NOT LIE.
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El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 04:29 AM
<action>gives up trying to understand any of this</action>
Goodnight everybody!
Pie to you all!
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/19/2004 04:30 AM
I smell a goose!
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Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 04:34 AM
AH-HA! SOMEONE is in the loop, eh daggy? (unless... wrong goose)
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/19/2004 04:35 AM
I think he's passed out.
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sperm 190 9
08/19/2004 04:36 AM
Give it a break already, it's an honest mistake
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Inquisitor Glass 25,340 11
08/19/2004 06:03 AM
Personally, I'd rather keep our new visitor around. He's kinda like the really perky, peppy dog to our old and matured, savvy dog a la cartoons of yore.
AND HE'S SOME KIND OF MALCONTENT WITHOUT A CAUSE. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT, OLD MAN INCONTINENT MCCRABBES?
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.5
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Naked Nachos has lost his cheese 57,521 23
08/19/2004 07:38 AM
If you take gigsavelar123, convert the 123 to letters of the alphabet and do a bit of re-arranging you actually get 'Salvage big car'.
Co-incidence? I THINK NOT!
It's obviously a prelude to a Canadian invasion...
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0.0
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Dogs Akimbo 211,537 32
08/19/2004 10:46 AM
I agree with Daggy.
I'm clickin' every one of its posts...
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/20/2004 02:34 AM
Funniest. Thread. Evar.
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Frogpop 173,153 25
08/20/2004 02:36 AM
Quiet you.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Frogpop 173,153 25
08/20/2004 02:38 AM
sorry, not you, the other you.
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/20/2004 02:38 AM
Aren't you gay?
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/20/2004 02:39 AM
Not you, the one behind you.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Frogpop 173,153 25
08/20/2004 02:41 AM
this is getting very confusing.
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Hilarious
5 votes
4.5
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TableTopJane loves Spicey Texas style 173,958 15
08/20/2004 02:43 AM
Dear gigsavelar123,
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller.
Hugs and Kisses,
TTJane
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.5
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Daggy 86,705 14
08/20/2004 02:43 AM
Use reply, arsehole.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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Jantastic 10,022 10
08/20/2004 02:49 AM
I'd just like to state that after reading this thread, Briham is my new favorite.
Oh, and thank you, Greg Silver 123, for bringing John Hargraves [sic] and his lies to our attention. Just wait until Jeff hears about this.
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