Lord Dyran (just married) 6,040 9
08/19/2004 10:24 AM

What the Frost is 3rd degree sodomy?

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 10:24 AM

I really don't want to find out.

Lord Dyran (just married) 6,040 9
08/19/2004 10:26 AM

3rd degree burns are relatively minor, right. Could 3rd degree sodomy be when you just insert the tip of your Coleridge?

Diablas - tortilla tortillera 380 9
08/19/2004 10:28 AM

<action> Wears a puzzled look on her face</action>



How can a woman cause someone to ''engage in deviate sexual intercourse''?



''A person commits the crime of sodomy in the third degree if the person engages in deviate sexual intercourse with another person under 16 years of age or causes that person to engage in deviate sexual intercourse.''

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/19/2004 10:33 AM

Aggravated Sodomy?



If some fat, fugly bitch/guy was Frost-ing me in the ass without my permission I think that fact that it would be aggravating would be self-evident.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/19/2004 10:44 AM

Best link in a month. You people better give up the clickies to ditidah.

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/19/2004 10:49 AM

Noooooo.3rd degree burns are the WORST.....so I guess it means you TRY to stick in just the tip of your Coleridge, and end up falling in.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 10:55 AM

Awww... Chickens... you're makin' me blush.



My personal favorite is the woman in her IHOP uniform WITH HER NAME TAG STILL ON!

csme 15,189 12
08/19/2004 10:57 AM

Thanks for the laughs Ditdah!



What in the hell were you searching for that you found that!?

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
08/19/2004 10:57 AM

No you have it bass ackward 1st worster than 2nd worster than 3rd

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 10:59 AM

I wondered about the tiny print on the bottom of the page:



fine print:

These are actual registered sex offenders in the state of Georgia. Don't email me and ask me who Gloria Bunker Stivic is either. If you really don't know, go to google image search and look up all in the family and she is the blonde chick. Not responsible for any loss or damage caused by the viewing of this page. Thanks to progoth for the idea. i love you progoth.

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/19/2004 10:59 AM

Cripes people....don't you EVER watch TLC??



First Degree Burns



A first degree burn is a minor burn involving only the top layer of skin. A sunburn is an example of a first degree burn. This type of burn is red and hot, but there is no swelling or blistering.





Second Degree Burns



A second degree burn involves the top layer of skin as well as part of the layers underneath. The skin is a light red and blistery, somewhat swollen and moist and oozing. The pain is very severe.





Third Degree Burns



A third degree burn involves all the layers of the skin. The burn will destroy the nerves and the blood vessels in the skin. There is very little pain at first. The burn area is white, yellow, black or cherry red. The skin will be dry and leathery. As the burns heal there will be dense scarring and possible skin grafting.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
08/19/2004 11:00 AM

No that's murder that goes in decending order of severity.

Burns are ascending.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 11:00 AM

Oh lord - I wasn't SEARCHING when I found that! What kind of sicko do you think I am? (Don't answer that.) A friend sent me the link.

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/19/2004 11:03 AM

Clickie me for educating all you naive bastards.

Lord Dyran (just married) 6,040 9
08/19/2004 11:04 AM

I want to know what your friend was searching for when he found the link.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/19/2004 11:24 AM

Mom? When did you go to Georgia?

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,477 61
08/19/2004 11:35 AM

ATTENTION: CHRIS IS A FRAUD



No clickies his way when I provided the link to explain burn degrees a mere 7 days ago.

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/19/2004 11:40 AM

Frost Frost Frost Frost.



I see we BOTH cut and pasted the 1st search result from Yahoo.

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/19/2004 11:47 AM

I think that no matter what, we can agree that 2nd degree burns are in the middle of 1st and 3rd.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 12:31 PM

Geez, can't we stop talking about burns and what they involve? It's turning my stomach.



Please lets go back to talking about fat old perverted ladies (and I use that term loosely) stalking innocent people in alleys for un-consensual sex. (Is that a real word?)

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/19/2004 12:34 PM

Today, boys and girls, we've learned about third degree sodomy.



Go out and try to use it in conversations at least once. Watch your asses, now, kiddies!

csme 15,189 12
08/19/2004 12:36 PM

un-consensual sex



ummm, rape.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 12:39 PM

Speaking of, I guess I need a sex offender lesson. I always though sodomy meant 'unwanted ass-Frosting' (i.e.- Pulp Fiction style.) But from what I read up in Diablas's post, and from that Sex Offender site, it seems that sodomy can just mean freaky unwanted underage sex? I'm so confused...

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
08/19/2004 12:39 PM

I read this thread, the title, the content and all I can say is...



Trae's famous!

Trae has a <i>pulsing</i> uvula 156,785 17
08/19/2004 12:43 PM

Thank you Kittens, thank you very much. I opened the thread (didn't click the link because I'm at work) and was just thinking how great it was that I wasn't mentioned....then you have to go and do it.



Sheesh!

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
08/19/2004 12:45 PM

Georgia and Sex Offender?



Yeah, I thought of you too.

SAVIORA 666 10
08/19/2004 01:00 PM

Dude, one of the Parker Sisters won?

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 01:03 PM

Don't look directly at the woman who won. You will never sleep again. Or you will just be mesmerized by those ears.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 01:05 PM

And did anyone else notice that the 'winning' SEX OFFENDER has a picture of Jesus behind her????

IceScreamCone 280 9
08/19/2004 01:43 PM

<action>yawns</action>

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/19/2004 01:58 PM

Hey Supreme..



Isn't it time you stopped blaming yourself for those games daddy used to make you play in the basement?



C'mon Supreme...time to play "kiss the pee pee" again.

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/19/2004 02:00 PM

<action? taking a long good look at himself, as per Supremely</action>



God, Garrett...you're hot...yes you are.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 02:02 PM

Ummm... no.

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/19/2004 02:04 PM

Ouch

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/19/2004 03:35 PM

The chicks that won "Least likely for you to mind being raped by" and "Best for taking home to Mother" awards were actually kinda hot.



Unless you were drugged by the first one, why would any man complain about being raped by her, or being raped period? Oh, and her charge was statutory rape, which means she was dating an under age male, probably, and had sex with him. It was more than likely consentual, but the parents might not have liked the fact that she was boffing their son.

Fluro 14,139 11
08/19/2004 03:37 PM

http://img8.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img8&image=13292xb8.jpg

She's a sex offender? this just in: you CAN rape the willing.

Phil Herrup (Chris Garrett) 86,932 12
08/19/2004 03:39 PM

Yeah, but I'm sure her vagina smells like Shakespeare....covered in warts, unshaved, beef curtains, gonorrhea, the works.

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/19/2004 03:51 PM

Sex offenders are nothing to joke about? I guess we can't joke about dead babies or homofags either, huh?



Bummer.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/19/2004 03:57 PM

How many dead babies can you fit into a Homofags ass, while masterbating to kiddie porn...



Oh.. we can't joke about that? my bad.

ringworm 68,315 13
08/19/2004 04:20 PM

42. no joke.

Scorpion 4,080 9
08/19/2004 05:34 PM

Suicide rates are rediculously high within the native american population, and we make fun of them too. I see a trend here.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/19/2004 10:56 PM

You know, if people don't have a sense of humor, maybe they shouldn't read things on a COMEDY SITE. We make fun of everything. At least I didn't make fun of anyone's race, or sexuality.

newwave 45,912 10
04/04/2005 12:36 PM

<action>weeps</action>

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
04/04/2005 12:36 PM

Your caps lock seems to be broken.

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
04/04/2005 12:47 PM

FORWARNED IS FORE ARMED



You have four arms?!



Circle jerk at Cyntia's house!!

filthy macpirate 268 9
04/04/2005 12:51 PM

Sex offenders are nothing to joke about.



a pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods at night. the li'l boy says "i'm scared!"

the pedophile says "how do you think i feel? i gotta walk out of here alone..."

heh heh

Big Irish Guy 203,956 21
04/04/2005 12:55 PM

I hate you



<action>knows that bold shouldn't be used in every post</action>

filthy macpirate 268 9
04/04/2005 12:57 PM

was that aimed at moi?

filthy macpirate 268 9
04/04/2005 01:02 PM

do you hate me for the bold or the joke?



just curious...

Mr. Briham 38,843 10
04/04/2005 02:21 PM

What do you think? Turn off the bold, jackass.

Ditdah 123,102 14
04/04/2005 02:26 PM

Awww- this is my 'funniest post'. Who was checking on me... who likes me? Who bumped this thread?



*reads post that bumped thread*



Okaaaaay.. well, um, yeah... I don't feel special anymore.

Chit Eating Grin 178,762 15
04/04/2005 02:33 PM

You know, if I walked into a bar, or any establishment, and a bunch of adults were engaged in activities that I felt strongly against, and was sure I didn't want to take part in ........



I'D WALK THE Frost OUT !

Mr. Sir 66,713 9
04/04/2005 06:30 PM

FORWARNED IS FORE ARMED





What about foreskin? Or foreplay?



Yeah, I have neither.

Sylvester 4,465 9
04/06/2005 03:21 AM

Miss Herpes looks familiar.



Almost looks like the sister of an ex I had a few years back.

dropkick brody 43,090 12
06/14/2005 10:14 AM

Sorry to bump an old thread...but this one is just hilarious.



'Most likely to be mistaken for an obese man' is the best award title, ever.

Ditdah, only 32 days away! 123,102 14
06/14/2005 10:53 AM

Well, I'M sure not going to complain if you byumped it!!!

Ditdah, only 32 days away! 123,102 14
06/14/2005 10:54 AM

Yes, byump.



It's a bump with a 'tude.

Sharribarri 14,124 11
06/14/2005 11:12 AM

My favorite "Most likely to be looking around the corner at all times."



Quite funny. Kudos agian D.