el guapo 648 9
08/19/2004 10:54 PM

Congratulations?

TableTopJane loves Spicey Texas style 173,958 15
08/19/2004 10:58 PM

Are you amish? Becuase I still haven't gotten an answer to my question.



For the love of God, someone tell me if the amish men are cut or not!

Therlin 12,200 13
08/19/2004 10:59 PM

Yes I am. In fact, I'm writing to you from the community's computer lab.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
08/19/2004 11:00 PM

This is monumental. Tell him to be careful or John will have to write another Werehampster-type explanation.

The Mailman: ringing twice, as always 176,450 56
08/19/2004 11:03 PM

He asked me if I was married. I said "no".



How would your [insert medical term here] condition be any different, had you been married ?



Maybe he would have said something like "Well, it's not like you need your penis anyway. Let's see how this thing worsens with time. Come back next year."

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,875 29
08/19/2004 11:04 PM

Can I have the clippings?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/19/2004 11:09 PM

Going from Turtle neck to V-neck, huh?



Welcome to the world of less sensitivity.



*sniffle*

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
08/19/2004 11:10 PM

That's gonna hurt, dude.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/19/2004 11:13 PM

High Priestess, so very gross. You're my hero today.

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,875 29
08/19/2004 11:14 PM

I wanted to say it and get the clickies before someone else did.

Phuc 237,915 21
08/19/2004 11:21 PM

Can I have the clippings?



No. Mohls put them on a string and wear them around their necks as trophies. Ungawa.

Livewire 78,229 13
08/19/2004 11:22 PM

Can he cut it with pinking shears for a nice frilly effect? That would be ever so gay.

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,875 29
08/19/2004 11:23 PM

Will the men of the village hunt at the full moon? The hunt of the frilled lizard is dareing and requires much skill.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/19/2004 11:28 PM

get it pierced before the surgery!





Good luck Therlin. I don't know what to say on this one....



don't let them sew your dick to your belly!

The Happy Napkin 30,762 12
08/20/2004 12:02 AM

Hahaha, well at least you aren't Jewish.

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
08/20/2004 01:45 AM

Oy.

TableTopJane loves Spicey Texas style 173,958 15
08/20/2004 01:46 AM

Vey?

The Happy Napkin 30,762 12
08/20/2004 01:54 AM

Oyster!

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/20/2004 02:29 AM

Bay?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/20/2004 02:31 AM

fart.

Therlin 12,200 13
08/20/2004 09:19 AM

My puppy needs to be fixed soon. Maybe we can both get our procedures done at the same time and save some cash.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/20/2004 09:23 AM

Save yourself some time and get it done straight away

Killer Beryl 145 8
08/20/2004 09:23 AM

Cutest. Puppy. Ever.

Therlin 12,200 13
08/20/2004 09:25 AM

THAT is his BEFORE picture? Because this is how mine looks. And unlike Munkus's link, mine is work-safe.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/20/2004 09:32 AM

Having testicles that look like elephants heads must be a really cool ice-breaker.

Timmy The Talking Toilet 11,593 15
08/20/2004 09:42 AM

yeah, how would he explain the tusks though

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/20/2004 09:42 AM

So, um don't the Jewish have like a big party when they do this type of thing. Maybe you should use the surgery as an excuse to get some gifts.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/20/2004 09:43 AM

yeah, how would he explain the tusks though



Extra-spikey-sex-enhancements-of-doom?

Munkus 2,801 10
08/20/2004 09:45 AM

<action>suddenly gets a better idea</action>

Darth Maul's Balls!

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,480 61
08/20/2004 09:48 AM

Have that puppy saved and have it suspended in a laquered pendant. Christmas present for your man will be cherished near and dear to his heart. What good homo would not want to wear his lover's foreskin around his neck.





Geez this place had given me some sicko ideas.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/20/2004 11:25 AM

We thought we were being all PC and hippie-like when we decided not to clip The Critter. Now every time he yanks on it and stretches it like it's an elastic band I wince.



Next time I get married and have a kid he's getting snipped.

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/20/2004 11:36 AM

Don't worry, butternuts.



When your critter is 30, he can go see his own cute male urologist. The only thing we can hope for is that he does get asked for dinner.

Lord Dyran (just married) 6,040 9
08/20/2004 11:41 AM

Ugh. After reading this, I'm going to be walking around all day with my hands over my crotch.



No-one is taking MY foreskin!

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/20/2004 11:45 AM

Dude...it's gonna suck SO bad for you...I got mine done, then I couldn't walk for almost a year!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/20/2004 11:47 AM

The S/O is convinced that yanking on his while he was growing up (and not in a sexual way) has saved him from getting clipped.



You should find others going through the same predickament (ha ha) and sell your story to Fox and do a reality TV show. Like "The Swan" you can call it The Turtle (neck) and winner gets a porn star gig of their choice with their new found dick beauty.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/20/2004 04:04 PM

I thought this thread was gonna be about Andy Dick's show "The Assistant" but instead it's about a guy who owns a cute puppy and is about to be circumcised.



Either way I'm so. turned. on.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/20/2004 04:30 PM

I have never seen a non-clipped one. Frankly, I'm a little afraid of what the surprise of seeing one for the first time might make me say.



I have decided to treat dating and that first time I have sex with someone I am dating like Christmas; with the man as my nicely wrapped present. Either I'm going to open that puppy up and think to myself "Oh well, it's the thought that counts" smile, and act like it's the best gift ever or I'm going to clap my hands and squeel "It's just what I always wanted!!"

csme 15,189 12
08/20/2004 04:32 PM

I call bullShakespeare Aimless.



You like ALL dick.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/20/2004 04:34 PM

<action> ties ribbon around crotch...



Hey.. Aimless..