el guapo 648 9
08/23/2004 02:10 PM

If I can slip past border patrol, may I join you?





If I can join you, may I marry your sister?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/23/2004 02:13 PM

<action> only read the title of the thread...



I'll take 2 shots of vodka and a beer chaser...

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
08/23/2004 02:13 PM

If I can slip past border patrol, may I join you?



Yes.



If I can join you, may I marry your sister?



If you think it's worth going all the way to Pennsylvania to put up with her attitude, then you're more than welcome to try.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/23/2004 03:28 PM

This also means that there's one more month to buy GABHouston T-Shirts from the ZUG store. Make sure you order yours in plenty of time to recieve it. Shipping usually takes two to five days or so.



And, I'm considering making the shirts different after GABHouston starts, by adding something to the effect of "I missed GABHouston 2004" or similar.



Buy yours today!

Jantastic 10,022 10
08/23/2004 04:38 PM

I had a dream last night that I was driving people around at GABHouston and we were chatting and laughing and I wasn't paying attention and I drove off a bridge and some of us drowned.



I think the lesson we can take away from this is that I should not be the designated driver. And also that I like run-on sentences.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
08/24/2004 09:17 AM

I'm very disappointed in you people. Not only have I not received any e-mails from you, but no one has taken the opportunity to discuss the many ways GABbers can make a quick buck. Not everyone can make a living selling t-shirts, you know.

Bonky 75,728 15
08/24/2004 09:47 AM

I don't need any hotel info. I don't know what you guys are going to be doing. My spousal unit works downtown all of the time, I'm there some days.



Gabbers can make money by selling homemade tamales on ebay!



Call them Holy Tamole and insinuate they're made with the blood of Christo!

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/24/2004 09:50 AM

Well, I've changed my mind, and I'm not coming. After hearing about Jannie's little dream, there's no way I'm going to let her drive me there. Chances are, we'd get stuck somewhere, Jannie would die, and I'd have to eat Ringworm if I wanted to stay alive. And there's not enough meat on him to keep me alive for very long.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
08/24/2004 02:36 PM

Wouldn't it make more sense to eat Jannie? She'd already be dead, after all, and would put up little resistance.

TableTopJane 173,958 15
08/24/2004 02:38 PM

But I like her more. I'm not sure I could stand to eat her (and who here doesn't want to take a bite of his apple of an ass?).

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
08/24/2004 02:43 PM

Well, ringworm can eat Jannie, and you can eat ringworm. It's a win-win situation.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
08/24/2004 06:16 PM

You guys, seriously. I need to get a good count so I know how many pubes much meat to get for the chili.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/24/2004 06:18 PM

is that houston, texas or houston, massachusetts?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
08/24/2004 06:27 PM

There's a Houston in Massachusetts? It must be destroyed!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/24/2004 06:29 PM

And upset the delicate balance of Houstons?

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/24/2004 06:34 PM

there's no basement at the alamo and there's no houston in mass. (as far as i know), it was just wishful thinking....

Pubah 56,805 18
08/24/2004 08:03 PM

<action>Awakens in a pool of sweat</action>



I was at GabHouston...

Chance, Trae and TTJane had teh rough sex with me while Spicey held me down and laughed maniacly...

Someone in the background was chanting, "Anotherone bites the taint...another cherry popped...Gab'll make you what you ain't...the furry little rabbit hopped".



Oh the horror...can we do it again?

Frogpop 173,153 25
08/25/2004 01:29 AM

Who: GABbers and their relations



I did not have relations with that Gabber.

Geekzilla 954 12
08/25/2004 11:09 AM

CHI!



You've got mail.

Geekzilla 954 12
08/25/2004 11:10 AM

</idiot>

Uh, I mean Spicey!



You've got mail!