Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 09:52 AM

<action> double checks album





Well, spank my ass and call me Shirley! He IS in the photo album.



I really should think about posting more.

sperm 190 9
08/26/2004 09:54 AM

<action> secretly hopes its him </action>

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
08/26/2004 09:54 AM

Silly Trae. I'm not a n00b.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/26/2004 09:57 AM

on a totally unrelated note did anyone see bobjohnsons picture in the album. im not sure how long its been there but it cracks me up.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/26/2004 09:59 AM

<action>posts randomly</action>ok i guess this would make it seem funnier

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 10:01 AM

Which one is Senor Johnson?

Munkus 2,801 10
08/26/2004 10:02 AM

As far as i know none of them have seen my johnson

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 10:06 AM

oooo ME ME ME!!!!!







ME?

Daggy 86,705 14
08/26/2004 10:15 AM

Give me a letter!

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,480 61
08/26/2004 10:16 AM

the guy on the left of the picture with the "I just got through blowing these other two guys" look on his face.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/26/2004 10:16 AM

5?

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 10:36 AM

by thw way...nice Ann Geddes picture on the wall.









Fag.

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 10:37 AM

Care to let us in on who this n00b is?

Aimless 54,807 10
08/26/2004 10:56 AM

<action>Thinks to herself that if this n00b is Oliver that there may be a rumble between Ms. Tracy and herself.



Don't make be break out the slip and slide and the Jell-O missy.

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
08/26/2004 10:59 AM

I find it hilarious that Bob's buddies are all black-skull-death-peircing-biker-tatoo guys while Bob is wearing a Hawiian shirt with surfboards on it.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/26/2004 11:07 AM

I bet it is Woodenshoes.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 11:09 AM

<action> is absolutely going to pay for Aimless to go to San Francisco...

Flour & Water Sombrero 91,274 10
08/26/2004 11:22 AM

Today's stalking has been brought to you by the letter 'F'.

Polo Chukker, number 8 4,634 11
08/26/2004 11:54 AM

Once again I'll ask,



Why would anyone want to have sex with Oliver?

ringworm 68,315 13
08/26/2004 11:56 AM

same reason chickens takes in foster kids, i suppose.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
08/26/2004 11:57 AM

Polo, if you have to ask, you would not understand the answer.











Easy as storebought pecan pie!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
08/26/2004 11:57 AM

To protect him from the evils of science and democrats?

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 11:57 AM

actually, how DO you post pictures on there...im wicked n00b but i was just curious...not that anyone wants to see my ugly mug, im just asking for a uh, friend...

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 11:57 AM

<action> haShakespeare "refresh" like 1000 times, wondering if that one in a million chance that it is him. I mean, after all, he's funny, kinda cute, AND is in the photo album.</action>



Hits "refresh" again

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 11:59 AM

Salty.



to post pictures into the album, hit this link, then browse for the pic on your computer, and hit upload.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/26/2004 12:02 PM

Salty, if you seriously can not figure out how to get your picture on the photo page, you are too dumb for GAB.



I didn't even think that was possible.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 12:04 PM

in my defense, im at work and have the window squished down to about 1/8 of the screen, so it's hard to read...after all, i AM supposed to be working....



sorry to bother you....

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 12:07 PM

Oh Christ..



Send photos to

meg@zug.com



now stop whining.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 12:08 PM

Aren't we all 'working?'

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/26/2004 12:10 PM

Just don't send a picture of yourself in bloody clown makeup.

Flow like a harpoon Sombrero 91,274 10
08/26/2004 12:14 PM

Aren't we all 'working?'



I like to call it Multi-tasking.

GAB, KoL and MSN messenger.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 12:18 PM

yay!!!

ok, i promise no clown makeup....

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 12:20 PM

Hey everyone...I hate to say it..But go to Saltydaves website.



He's got some pretty cool art, if you're into that kinda crazy Tool claymation sort of thing.

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 12:21 PM

WOW...you're paintings are SERIOUSLY derranged.



I WANT one.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 12:40 PM

they're for sale...im an art ho...seriously, if ya want one, lemme know...or i can also make digital prints for a lot cheaper....

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,480 61
08/26/2004 12:58 PM

Trae says she wants this one for over her bed.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,480 61
08/26/2004 12:59 PM

In fact, "Clown grinder" was what her ex used to call her.

Chickens in the Summer of Self-Destruction 286,480 61
08/26/2004 01:01 PM

Heywood- where are you in the photo album. Nothing under H for heywood, J for jablowme, T for tinyclownpenis, or N for noob.



What's your deal, secret agentt man?

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 01:02 PM

I think we lost the concept of this thread...



I WANT TO KNOW WHO THE LUCKY N00B IS SO I CAN KICK THEIR ASS CONGRATUALTE THEM!

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 01:02 PM

under my name...



Chris Garrett

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/26/2004 01:04 PM

Heywood is Chris Garrett. He changes his name more often than Anita did. But he keeps the (CG) so we don't get confused.



At least so SOME of us don't get confused.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/26/2004 01:05 PM

The "clown grinder" is a little known hidden page in the Kama Sutra.

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 01:06 PM

Comparing me to Anita..



NOW I'm hurt.

Aimless 54,807 10
08/26/2004 01:06 PM

I would elaborate but I can't think of anything that doesn't involve one woman and lots and lots of men.

Dinkylicious 144 9
08/26/2004 01:11 PM

I thought Mavis was hot, and considered stalking him...until I went to his homepage and found out he is gay. Now to continue my hunt!

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 01:12 PM

the hunt for red Coleridgetober?

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/26/2004 01:13 PM

That's funny. I'm still stalking him despite of it.

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 01:13 PM

damn swear filters ruined the fuggin joke....

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
08/26/2004 01:15 PM

You know you can turn the swearbot off, right?

The High Priestess of Awesomeness 58,875 29
08/26/2004 01:17 PM

Pistol! Maybe we should introuduce Danny to Mavis!

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 01:20 PM

You know you can turn the swearbot off, right?



im catching on...i may be new, but im not THAT dumm...im pritty clowse, but knot quiet ther....

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 01:21 PM

Man, I just get to work and see that this thread took off.



For the record, my new stalkee has not been mentioned. Nor has he posted in this thread.



CG - you know I love you but you know Donk and because you know Donk that like makes us related or something.

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 01:23 PM

DONK? DONK?



Who the Frost is Donk???



I don't know IT.



Dammit

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/26/2004 01:24 PM

I think there's two problems with the Danny/Mavis thing.



1) Danny is in Mexico, Mavis is in Gainseville.



2) Mavis is in his 20s. Danny's 17 for christ's sake. He needs someone much older.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/26/2004 01:27 PM

And when I say "he needs someone much older", I mean Danny needs someone much older.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/26/2004 01:27 PM

Trae, are you after Lord Dyran?

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 01:30 PM

Yes because everyone knows the internet is real and because he's "married" now, it makes him fun.



Feh!



No, it's not him.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 01:31 PM

<action> looks at his picture





oh hell no.

Ditdah 123,102 14
08/26/2004 01:32 PM

The only other photo I can find that I know is a n00b and hasn't been mentioned is Jolson.



Damn, I really don't do anything at work, do I?

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/26/2004 01:34 PM

Damn, Ditdah, I was JUST about to say that...



I agree with you. He's cute, and leans up against a very nice car.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 01:35 PM

<action> jumps up and down.. waves arms frantically in the air...



I'M A N00B! LOOK OVER HERE!!!

Superfly 1,145 8
08/26/2004 01:36 PM

I thought Trae was a nOObist

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 01:36 PM

<action> rings bell



DING DING DING!



We have a wiener ladies and gentleman!!

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 01:38 PM

JOLSON???



He's a dead man

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 01:40 PM

<action> pulls out several folded up pieces of paper...



J-O-L-S-O-N.



He's on it.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 01:40 PM

<action> fold papers back up, and returns his lists to his back pocket....

George 'daisypie' McFly 49,378 9
08/26/2004 01:42 PM

"I am on a mission...."



Damn... I thought you were gettin' the band back together.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 01:43 PM

heh

Flow like a harpoon Sombrero 91,274 10
08/26/2004 01:43 PM

Piece of paper? How 90's, Oliver.



<action> opens up his hate-list.doc</action>

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 01:45 PM

It's ok Sombrero, I still wanna take that piercing off your chin with my tongue.

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 01:46 PM

<action> Now thinks Trae sucks...driving to the nearest Gorge</action>

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/26/2004 01:47 PM

<action> is now fascinated at how many people are interested in Trae's love life...



I mean, hasn't everyone that has been on GAB for more then 2 weeks already been involved in it some way or another?

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/26/2004 01:48 PM

I like someone in the photo album, too!

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/26/2004 01:50 PM

Okay, I'll tell you...it's styrofoam peanut.

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 01:50 PM

<action> Hopes go back up again....says.."Trae WHO?" </action>



Who is it, gorgeous??

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 01:51 PM

Frost

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 01:52 PM

Lizzie, I haven't gotten them yet and I'm running out of things to listen to!

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 01:54 PM

Oliver, this is my pseudo love life. I mean, it's not like I'm going to start a thread about getting quote married unquote.



Sheesh!

Flow like a harpoon Sombrero 91,274 10
08/26/2004 02:02 PM

I still wanna take that piercing off your chin with my tongue.



Try all you want, Trae. I think I'll be coming off before it does, though.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 02:03 PM

Oh, and I don't think I properly thanked you for your emails.



So, thank you.

Heywood Jablowme (CG) 86,932 12
08/26/2004 02:07 PM

Christ...what luck I have.



I probably couldn't even capture the interest of a woman in a nickel whorehouse, even WITH a roll of dimes in my pocket.

Flow like a harpoon Sombrero 91,274 10
08/26/2004 02:08 PM

You're welcome. Like i said on MSN yesterday, You're the only one to reciprocate.



WWW and Pistols.. Im lookin at you and shaking my fist.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 02:09 PM

It's ok Chris. Maybe you'll get picked for my N00b of the Month Club, in September.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 03:00 PM

Um. Now I feel kind of silly for my caffiene induced lust this morning.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/26/2004 03:04 PM

I am thinking they will be there tomorrow.

Superfly 1,145 8
08/26/2004 03:08 PM

Um. Now I feel kind of silly for my caffiene induced lust this morning.



Silly me I've been using GHB all this time

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 03:08 PM

Thank you again!

I owe you. What do I have that you want? I can't give you my thongs. I already gave those to Demo (I ran out of GAB Tshirts at Gabessee).

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
08/26/2004 03:12 PM

Just your love and admiration.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 03:12 PM

Done and done

dinesh 24,862 16
08/26/2004 05:59 PM

Jolson might be hot, but he's sharp as a nail.



wait, what?

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 06:22 PM

Brad nails?



/obvious

The Happy Napkin 30,762 12
08/26/2004 06:28 PM

Have you already announced who it is? I don't feel like reading the thread completly.

Daggy 86,705 14
08/26/2004 06:34 PM

It's meeeeeeeeeeee!

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 06:40 PM

Scroll up approximately 3miles, turn left, pass the corner store and look for the sign that says JOLSEN.

Daggy 86,705 14
08/26/2004 06:41 PM

Or.... JOLSON.



































TONGUE!

SaltyDave 3,588 9
08/26/2004 06:42 PM

i thought Al Jolson was dead....

i think you mean Jarreau....

Flow like a harpoon Sombrero 91,274 10
08/26/2004 06:54 PM

Hey lady, Shouldnt you be stalking right now?

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/26/2004 10:39 PM

I was at work. Can't stalk on work time.



Quick, look out your window!

Jolson 16,163 11
08/29/2004 04:56 PM

*wanders past the corner store*

















































Oh.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/29/2004 05:10 PM

SOMBRERO,



every thread that you mention that I havent sent you my pictures I RESEND THEM. I am going to try one more time and thats it.



You should have like 4 copies!!





I am so sorry. Im not sure what the problem is

Munkus 2,801 10
08/29/2004 10:33 PM

Holy dogShakespeare! my first full pee tube.



Unfortunatley i left my speech in my other pants, im not actually wearing any pants right now.



Discuss.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/29/2004 10:38 PM

Its like digital crack done under the highway overpass, eh?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/29/2004 10:39 PM

Munkus, you want to be Oliver don't you? You can admit it.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/29/2004 10:40 PM

er........yes its exactly the same.

<action>looks puzzled</action>

Munkus 2,801 10
08/29/2004 10:43 PM

Why would i want to be oliver? He's not so special.



*mutters curse words about oliver*

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/30/2004 09:45 AM

Pants removal. Specialty schtick. Plus he's cool like Fonzie.

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/14/2004 07:40 PM

Sorry Jolson but I've changed my mind. I have a new victim obsession.

Piemaster is mobile 12,538 15
11/14/2004 07:41 PM

109th to post!!!!

The Sweet Potato Priestess 58,875 29
11/14/2004 07:59 PM

Is it me? I bet it's me. It's me right? I know it's me.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/14/2004 08:46 PM

Does that mean I STILL have a snowballs chance in hell?

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/14/2004 08:47 PM

You tell me CG. You live in hell. Is it snowing??

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/14/2004 08:54 PM

No....I live in New Hampshire, not Michigan



So, you're sayin' there's a chance?

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/14/2004 11:15 PM

"At least you can do is level with me. What are my chances?"



"Not good."



"What do you mean, not good? Like one in a hundred?"



"No, more like one in a million."



"So, you're telling me there's a chance? Yes!!!!!"

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/15/2004 11:09 AM

The Wendy lady is just mad because she lost Jolson to another woman.



And when I think who it is, it makes me giggle like a little schoolgirl.



Schaudenfraude. It's not just for breakfast anymore.



(Chris. Catch her now while she's on the rebound and vulnerable. You can use that to convince her to have sex in a very uncomfortable place.



Like the back seat of a Volkswagon.)

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/15/2004 12:12 PM

I'm sorry Demo, but all I got from that was vulnerable...convince have sex.. in a very comfortable back seat.

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/15/2004 12:14 PM

What happens at Gabbessee STAYS at Gabbessee!

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/15/2004 12:16 PM

Uh-HUH?

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/15/2004 12:17 PM

Sadly, the action that happened in that cabin did NOT include me. Unless you count the time I yelled at Trixxie for wearing my bikini.

Underwhere? 101,388 77
11/15/2004 12:24 PM

I never thought that the backseat of a Volkswagon was all *that* uncomfortable. I can only speak to the Jetta, however.

Ms. Trixxie Queen of the Turducken People 65,021 15
11/15/2004 12:28 PM

I don't think anybody got any at Gabassee. IN other news, who is that GOD TheProffesorJohn in the photo album? and may I please have a bite?

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/15/2004 12:30 PM

(Underwhere



It's a line from a movie. You have to trust me that it was hilarious and appropo.



Of course, while I was watching movies you were obviously shagging in the back of cars, so I really don't feel terribly superior.



Demo)

Trae - Gobble Gobble! 156,785 17
11/15/2004 12:31 PM

WHORE!