Fluro 14,139 11
08/27/2004 01:39 AM

Can you give me some pictures of yourselfs?

Goatse Man 30,762 12
08/27/2004 01:39 AM

SUYT!!!

LongDistance 281 8
08/27/2004 01:39 AM

How fast do you two type? Do you take turns, or is it like a split the keyboard in half kinda thing?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/27/2004 01:40 AM

What's the airspeed velocity of a European Swallow?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/27/2004 01:40 AM

30 C???????





I bow to your boobness.



You both rock

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/27/2004 01:41 AM

<action> stares at Traes twins and fails to come up with a question...

Fluro 14,139 11
08/27/2004 01:43 AM

How do you deal with the Coleridge chaving?

Trae's Tits 178,045 22
08/27/2004 01:43 AM

We've just been informed that we don't know our own size. Someone who has studied us in great detail on the Internet just told us:



"30 would be one of those 12-year-old gymnasts from the Olympics.

She's 34, bare minimum. I'd bet on 36.

And C's probably right."



We were talking metric! Sorry for the confusion.

Jantastic 10,022 10
08/27/2004 01:44 AM

30C



I'm sure someone's going to be flattered.

Trae's Tits 178,045 22
08/27/2004 01:44 AM

How do you deal with the Coleridge chaving?



FOR THE LAST TIME. . . PEANUT BUTTER!

Fluro 14,139 11
08/27/2004 01:44 AM

Give's a look. I'm sure that I could tell you.

dinesh 24,862 16
08/27/2004 01:46 AM

where does milk come from?

Fluro 14,139 11
08/27/2004 01:47 AM

How do you refill?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/27/2004 01:47 AM

I wish there was some place someone could go to see Trae's tits. They sound brilliant!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/27/2004 01:48 AM

34/36 C is still not to bad. In your pic you look more like a D. I'm a D. You look bigger than me.



I'm still tryng to wrap my mind around 30 C!!!! Thats a little back and pretty good size ta'tas.

Trae's Tits 178,045 22
08/27/2004 01:49 AM

where does milk come from?



Nursing mothers drink baby pee. It's a beautiful, natural, cycle.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/27/2004 01:51 AM

Last time I checked, there were three of you. Where did my favorite tit go?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/27/2004 01:51 AM

<action>hurls</action>

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/27/2004 01:53 AM

El Hammerheado hurls



My life's mission is complete.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/27/2004 01:53 AM

kay, if this is where its going. i nursed my oldest. And sometimes he would wake me every hour on the hour.



For spite, I would squirt him RIGHT IN THE EYE. hehehe.



Boobs=power

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/27/2004 01:56 AM

Sorry, Pistol, I hurled because of Bob's Trae's Tits post about the nursing cycle. My wife's nursing our son. I see it at least six times a day. And Bob was being nasty.

Trae's Tits 178,045 22
08/27/2004 01:57 AM

This thread isn't going as planned. I was hoping for questions like this:



"What's it like being internet celebrities?"



"Do you know the Olsen twins?"



"My cereal is dry. Is there anything you can do?"



"I'm studying genetic variation in large semen samples. Can I swab you?"

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
08/27/2004 01:57 AM

DAMN IT!

Fluro 14,139 11
08/27/2004 01:58 AM

Dose trae get jelous of your high income, and all the attention you recive?

Goatse Man 30,762 12
08/27/2004 02:06 AM

HAHAHA! It's not really Trae!! LOL! ROFLMFAO!!!11eleventyone!!

LongDistance 281 8
08/27/2004 02:09 AM

What is it you two think you can add to society besides the obvious visual arts? Would you concider your self Moder art or clasic?

georgie6543 15 8
08/27/2004 02:17 AM

ROFLMFAO



that has to be one of the longest acronyms i've ever seen

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
08/27/2004 02:20 AM

George Bush has two boobs.



They like drunkin', muddin' and goin' to conveanshuns.

Pat The Great 948 9
08/27/2004 02:28 AM

What does it stand for, anyway? I've been AOL-free for about a year now, and you kinda forget. . .

Moss 4,125 10
08/27/2004 02:33 AM

In the event of a water landing, could both of you be used as a flotation device?

Trae's Tits 178,045 22
08/27/2004 02:54 AM

In the event of a water landing, could both of you be used as a flotation device?



I pitty the kid who has to use Water-Wings.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
08/27/2004 03:33 AM

Trae's tits are just so. . . so. . . clickable.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/27/2004 03:46 AM

Upon further reflection, my first post in this thread should have read thusly:



"What's the airspeed velocity of and unladen swallow?"



To which the reply is: "African or European?"



I regret this error, and the persons responsible have been sacked.



The rest of this post has been put together in a completely different style and at the last minute at great expense.



-"Ralph" the Wonder Llama

George 'daisypie' McFly 49,378 9
08/27/2004 03:56 AM

Whole, skim, or 2%?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/27/2004 03:57 AM

Chocolate?

McStupid of Borg 13,155 9
08/27/2004 04:04 AM

How does one receive a job milking the wonderful duo? Surely, there must be a market for the contents of the most famous tits on Gab.

190 9
08/27/2004 04:06 AM

Do you support homosexual marriage?

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/27/2004 08:30 AM

Love how this is posted after I go to bed. Very sneaky, grasshoppa.



I am a 36D, thank you.



Judging by the answers given, Bobjohnson knows "the girls" intimately - - and considering we've never met, that makes me nervous.

Munkus 2,801 10
08/27/2004 08:34 AM

I'm saddened that nobody has been clicking hammerhead for his awesome Holy Grail jokes.



I shall now say 'ni' to you all again



















NI

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/27/2004 08:37 AM

<action> slaps twins together in appreciation of the awesomeness which is ........ Hammerhead.





Better?

Munkus 2,801 10
08/27/2004 08:40 AM

BullShakespeare you didnt convince me.



Sound off like ya got a pair!

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/27/2004 09:09 AM

<action> doesn't want to give anyone a black eye

Fratberry 282,845 53
08/27/2004 09:16 AM

<action>starts singing in his head</action>

I am a 36D, thank you.



36D? So what?... Is that all that you've got?

Fratberry 282,845 53
08/27/2004 09:21 AM

The best picture of Trae's boobage I've seen.

Snorko De Gama: Portuguese Pirate. 45,655 12
08/27/2004 09:28 AM

Is that all that you've got



Even yours are bigger!

Bankey 70,843 10
08/27/2004 10:25 AM

Frat that was shameless even by your standards.

Fratberry 282,845 53
08/27/2004 10:28 AM

Heh. Suckers.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/27/2004 11:38 AM

Frat, that was the theme song for GAB I was talking about. Oliver had never heard it, so I sent it to him.

Fratberry 282,845 53
08/27/2004 11:51 AM

Hey, to whoever gave me that maha...



Sweet, I totally deserved it.

Lola 190 9
08/27/2004 12:41 PM

Ok you two...Can you tell me the actual price of tea in china?

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
08/27/2004 12:49 PM

ROFLMFAO



that has to be one of the longest acronyms i've ever seen



You mean, THTBOOTLAIES ?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/27/2004 12:52 PM

What does the underside of you two smell like on a hot summer's day?

Fratberry 282,845 53
08/27/2004 01:03 PM

Care Bears.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/27/2004 01:34 PM

underside



I'm sorry, does not compute. I've been blessed with very little overhang.

Flow like a harpoon Sombrero 91,274 10
08/27/2004 01:37 PM

And nice tiny nipples..

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/27/2004 02:06 PM

blessed with very little overhang



Built for the future?

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/27/2004 02:09 PM

I am a 36D, thank you.



A fellow "D". Kindred boobie spirits are we.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/27/2004 05:15 PM

A 36D with little overhang? Hmm. Since I'm sporting 36DD's I can't say that I know it's impossible, but I'll need photographic evidence (with arms to the sides, not overhead, naturally) so that I can confirm this "little overhang".

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/27/2004 05:18 PM

36DD?????



Holey Mother of God.



I was proud of my 34D's



I bow to your largess

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
08/27/2004 05:19 PM

What the hell are you talking about? Have you still not been able to see the pics I sent you? You crack me up.

Jaggylioness 11,895 13
08/27/2004 05:23 PM

Yay, me and WWW are boob twins! Neep's only C.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
08/27/2004 06:14 PM

A 36D with little overhang? Hmm. Since I'm sporting 36DD's I can't say that I know it's impossible, but I'll need photographic evidence (with arms to the sides, not overhead, naturally) so that I can confirm this "little overhang".



Not that I need to confirm Shakespeare ot you, but here are some references for you to check out:



Chickens

Leppy

Mookie

HBE

Ducky

Punkin

Chili

Demo

Trixxie

Dinesh



I'm sure they'll concur.



Thank you, and good day.











I SAID GOOD DAY!

piXXXie 5,871 11
08/27/2004 06:18 PM

<action> loves Willy Wonka.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/28/2004 04:24 AM

Why yes, I would like some cream for my coffee, thank you.



Two shots, please.

Fratberry 282,845 53
05/10/2006 09:53 AM

There was also this.

Trae: The Decider! 156,785 17
05/10/2006 10:19 AM

Holy crap I totally was mean to Roofie. Please accept my apologies.



I still love our Alien Ale Boob Pictures.