I'm Ruined
A comedy conversation
by Captain Lila  78,550  13
08/27/2004 04:37 PM 291 views
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Don't ask how I found it but I stumbled across a drug addiction website the other day with an incredible message board where people post about the massive amounts of Shakespeare they did and how they lost their families as a result. It makes me feel all warm and normal reading it.
Anyway, some girl started a thread about what she would do if she won the lottery and it was all, "If I did win the lottery- I would try to heal everyone's past wounds and move us forward to growth."
I posted, "If I won the lottery I would buy a bunch of drugs."
Gab has ruined me. I think they're gonna ban me now.
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Hilarious
36 votes
4.9
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4 votes
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Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874  36
08/27/2004 04:39 PM
You are SUCH a tease, Lila. Here I was thnking that this was going to be the thread when you admitted to giving him anal.
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0 votes
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brody 43,090 12
08/27/2004 04:40 PM
Who cares, it was worth gettin kicked off for Shakespeares and giggles (and laughs and clickies).
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Hilarious
11 votes
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Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/27/2004 04:41 PM
Wipes tea & snot off monitor
Great Googley Moogley, Lila...
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.5
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/27/2004 04:41 PM
Lila = Awesome
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Hilarious
12 votes
4.9
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Flow like a harpoon Sombrero 91,274 10
08/27/2004 04:42 PM
i woulda gotten right into it..
"I'd start with 2 pounds of crystal meth and a carton of lightbulbs, Then i'd make a 1/4 mile line of coke down a drag strip. Mmmmm.. Coke. Quantity is key so i could get a hella deal on a quarter key of MDMA and follow it up with an ounce of Pure Ketamine.. Mmm Wow.. You guys got me dreaming now."
If that wouldnt make a drug fiend salivate then let god strike me dead.
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.0
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Captain Lila 78,550 13
08/27/2004 04:43 PM
Heh - I'm so glad you people pretend to love me.
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Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
08/27/2004 04:46 PM
Lila,
I may have surfed to that site before, as it sounds familiar. Were there an alarming number of people that were hooked on what I would call pharmacuticals, like pain killers etc... As I would have imagined street drugs like crack would domoinate?
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/27/2004 04:46 PM
<action> is still laughing....
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Hilarious
7 votes
4.5
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Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
08/27/2004 04:47 PM
tea and snot
Spoken like a true British Canadian.
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Side-splitting
26 votes
5.0
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SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/27/2004 04:49 PM
I'm ruined. As are we all.
My beautiful 3 yr old daughter who has one helluva imagination, insisted the other day that she was a boy. It went on all day.
In the car, when she said "I'm a boygirl!" I had to resist the urge to tell her "Then you have one very bright future in internet porn."
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.2
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Captain Lila 78,550 13
08/27/2004 04:54 PM
Wow - two full tubes in one day. I didn't even prepare a speech!
I'd like to first thank the academy of Hargrave without whom I would not be warped and sick as I am today.
Secondly I'd like to thank Nitwitter for taking me under his "wing".
And lastly a shout out to Codeslave without whom I wouldn't have a competing message board to h8 on.
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Funny
6 votes
3.7
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Captain Lila 78,550 13
08/27/2004 10:06 PM
Bumping to get SHP her deserved full tube.
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Funny
5 votes
3.4
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Captain Lila 78,550 13
08/27/2004 10:15 PM
And mission accomplished. Thanks, Friday night crew!
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Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/27/2004 10:17 PM
YAY.....I'm glad I could help. She deserved a full pee tube, it was funny.
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