Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/30/2004 04:31 PM

<action> reads title of thread... throws up...

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
08/30/2004 04:32 PM

What do clams and women have in common??





























When the red tide comes...you don't eat them.

daisypie 49,378 9
08/30/2004 04:33 PM

-Bob, are you peeing in the pasta sauce?!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
08/30/2004 04:33 PM

New Seasonal Birth Control Pills:



You only get your period 4 times a year!!!!!



disclaimer: but you get it all at once

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
08/30/2004 05:10 PM

That's just naaasty.



</black guy from Family Guy>

thegreatwent 564 9
08/30/2004 05:40 PM

AHHHH!!!!(flashbacks of Pulp Fiction)

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/30/2004 05:41 PM

*vomits*

VictoriaSwallows 347 9
08/30/2004 05:43 PM

I was going to eat spaghetti tonight. With tomato sauce.









Looks like somebody stole it to make a disgusting picture...

Superfly 1,145 8
08/30/2004 05:44 PM

"Put it back in!!! Put it back in!!!!!"

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
08/30/2004 05:51 PM

Embarrasing moments like this ever happen to you?



Try the new Indian Hair Super absorbent tampons!



Made from real Native Americans hair!

SHP is loved afterall 181,718 70
08/30/2004 05:52 PM

"Honey. Do you have that 'no so fresh' feeling?"

Chickens' Singing Starfish 286,480 61
08/30/2004 05:53 PM

You guys know vomits require clickies too, right, cause I'm suckin wind up there on what ought to be a full tube.

Freeze Dried Instant Coffee 10,327 12
08/30/2004 05:55 PM

Chickens, I'm peein' as hard as I can, honey.

Moss 4,125 10
08/30/2004 05:55 PM

Goatse and Tubgirl had children, combining the superpowers of each parent to a new ultimate superpower.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
08/30/2004 06:01 PM

"I guess its better than her "Alfredo Sauce".

Fluro 14,139 11
08/30/2004 07:13 PM

BBLLLLAAAAAARRRRGGGG!

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
08/30/2004 07:21 PM

Guy (Going down on her) Ugh...My God!! What's the matter with you? You sick or something??



Girl: No, but the last guy was!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
08/30/2004 07:23 PM

Tubgirl's family reunion?

Grand PooPoo 545 8
08/30/2004 11:09 PM

What McDonald's new Jeffrey Dahmer Milkshake looks like...

Lamburger 33,017 9
08/30/2004 11:17 PM

Throwing up in your mouth has never been more fun!

low-key 58 8
09/15/2004 05:39 PM

A Bull would do it....

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 05:42 PM

Actually, low-key, bulls aren't attracted to red, they're atrracted to motion. They're actually color blind. They run towards the red cape because it is being waved around.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 05:44 PM

And if you've ever actually seen a bullfight, they don't use red, they use bright colors: green, yellow, pink, light blue. And the cape is only one part of a bullfight. The other two are javelins, and a sword.

low-key 58 8
09/15/2004 05:53 PM

Dress for wive on her birthday $120.00



Dinner and a Movie

$82.00



Bottle of Boone's Strawberry Hill $5.86



Having your wive pull you by the ears and sticking her bloody coochie in your mouth.......



PRICELESS

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 05:56 PM

Guy on the left





I GOT HER TAMPON! I GOT IT! I GOT HER TAMPON!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 07:47 PM

guy on the right





OUCH! that's my left testical!

erika the dumbass 76,152 9
09/15/2004 08:04 PM

Did anyone else notice that the guy in the bottom lefthand corner is giving oral pleasure to that tomato?

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 08:06 PM

That's not a tomato, it's her tampon.



Get it?

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 08:07 PM

NO IT'S HIS TESTICAL!!!!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 08:07 PM

... yes I get it

it was funny

I gave you a clickie!

erika the dumbass 76,152 9
09/15/2004 08:09 PM

<action> throws up in her mouth a little







That tasted like tomatoes.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 08:10 PM

did you taste my sperm too!

erika the dumbass 76,152 9
09/15/2004 08:10 PM

No.

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 08:10 PM

well, at least one of you guys did.



Thanks for the click, my children in the form of spermatozoa thank you.



I'll take a picture of them when they are "born" and show you later.

Briham 38,843 10
09/15/2004 08:13 PM

I'm going to bring up a thought that I decided was too dumb to have it's own thread. Here it is:

People talk about throwing up a little in their mouth and swallowing it back down. I recently decided it would be awesome if it worked on the other end as well.

"I just shat a little bit in my pants, but I sucked it back in."

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 08:15 PM

Talk about wanking, "In a Fix" is on and that hot Momma Jenny gives me a lot of material for my "me time" sessions. Gotta go!

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 08:17 PM

"I just shat a little bit in my pants, but I sucked it back in."



I do everytime I have to see another re-run of friends...

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/15/2004 09:09 PM

Man wins full-body bobbing for fetuses contest to dismay of fetus's parents.....

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 09:19 PM

I just shat a little bit in my pants, but I sucked it back in.



It's called prairie doggin' it.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 09:21 PM

TTJ, I'm not sure if I'm more disgusted that there's a term for it or that you know the term for it.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 09:22 PM

Silly RR. It's a race. I hope I win.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 09:23 PM

Silly RR. It's a race. I hope I win.



I only know because of the movie Rat Race.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 09:25 PM

Wait, there's a race? To get the poo back in? What. The. Hell.



You get weirder every day. Please continue.

Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
09/15/2004 09:33 PM

At the Ragu factory tour:



DJ: Dare you to jump in.

Al: No way. I don't want to clean chunks of dried tomato out of my pube for the next month.

DJ: I'll clean them out for you.

Al: Okay, then. But my fag, Kyle, comes with.

Kyle: Good times, guys. Good times.

Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/15/2004 09:36 PM

The annual slaughter and orgy in their blood.

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/15/2004 10:08 PM

stolen, but golden:



That's funny, the blood usually gets off on the 2nd floor."

ringworm 68,315 13
09/16/2004 01:08 AM

i'm all for a woman's right to choose, but i have to draw the line at 94th trimester abortions.

johnnykielbasa2000 15,703 0
10/06/2005 08:36 PM

I hate myself for sesurrecting "red tidings"

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/06/2005 08:39 PM

"Veronica warned her hysterectomy would be messy. If only someone listened."

Piquantrax - Blue Barracudas' Right Hand Man 8,691 9
10/06/2005 08:54 PM

Honey, ever since prison it's been like this everytime I hit the toilet.

Chit Eating Grin 178,762 15
10/06/2005 08:59 PM

Pharmacist: What sort of flow do you have ?





Black Lady: Why it's linoleum I believe.

Chit Eating Grin 178,762 15
10/06/2005 09:02 PM

Hey there W3, good to see you around here again.

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
10/06/2005 09:03 PM

Thanks Chit. I am now a drain on the unemployment system so i have nothing but time on my hands for the next six months.



Good to be back.



Even if things have changed a bit