Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
09/02/2004 04:10 PM

I'm not too worried. I think it's going to be south of here. The boy is in the process of constructing a panic room, though.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/02/2004 04:19 PM

I AM GOING TO DIE I AM GOING TO DO OMG OMG OMG HURRICANE AHHHHHHH!!!





Orlando representin', yo!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/02/2004 04:22 PM

The only thing in Florida worth saving are the Shuttles and it sounds like they're gonna get hit pretty badly.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/02/2004 04:56 PM

What about all the blue hairs?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/02/2004 04:59 PM

God has a way of weeding out the week.

President Sombrero Smooth - Straight up Pimp. 91,274 10
09/02/2004 04:59 PM

My mommy taught me that all old people go to florida to die anyways.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/02/2004 05:00 PM

Come to Atlanta, Sombrero.... Mommy wants to teach you some other things.

Dead SHGb02+14a Robot 67,630 16
09/02/2004 05:00 PM

I hope to dog I have an amusement park to go to in Oct.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/02/2004 05:07 PM

It never rains in the magic kingdon. You'll be safe.

Pants 14,252 17
09/02/2004 05:08 PM

Start stretching out; it's almost time to kiss your asses good-bye.

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/02/2004 05:09 PM

If it's a hot chick, I kiss her ass for her...

Just offering

All Your Briham are Belong to Us 38,843 10
09/02/2004 05:10 PM

I hope to dog I have an amusement park to go to in Oct.



You'll have an amusement park, DR, but it'll be in Atlanta after the hurricane is done with it.

Pants 14,252 17
09/02/2004 05:19 PM

You'll have an amusement park, DR, but it'll be in Atlanta after the hurricane is done with it.





Hell yeah. I would love to see a caged deathmatch with The Rat vs. The SixFlags Old man.

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/02/2004 05:21 PM

Keep your pants on there buddy...

larkknot 3,359 10
09/02/2004 05:46 PM

Charley tore central Florida a new Emerson. Frances is going to use that raw bleeding oriface for its own sexual gratification. I'm in Orlando too, Jolson. Just remember this piece of advice when a hurricane is coming: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

/caffiene

SaltyDave 3,588 9
09/02/2004 05:48 PM

ever see The Day After Tomorrow?

i wouldn't suggest renting it anytime soon....not just because it's bad, but because well, you know...the soundtrack sucks....

TTJane-full of painful convictions 173,958 15
09/02/2004 05:49 PM

Keep your pants on there buddy...



Oh! I get it! It because his name is Pants. Comedy mercury!

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/02/2004 06:43 PM

I've lived in Florida since I was 3 and for years now I've been trying to get my older brother to teach me to surf. So here I am, going to be sitting through another hurricane doing nothing.



Thanks for trying to keep me safe or whatever, you rat bastard.

The High Priestess 58,875 29
09/02/2004 07:06 PM

I am safe and in Gainsville. Like anyone cares.

Lord Dyran, professional procrastinator 6,040 9
09/02/2004 07:07 PM

I care, High Priestess!



That's mostly because I'm hoping for nude pics from you, but I still care.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
09/02/2004 07:47 PM

Why would anyone go to Gainesville? Yuck.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/02/2004 07:55 PM

I care HP. I needed to know where to find you if we're going to practice kissing.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/02/2004 07:57 PM

I care to Priestess Im just not sure where in Florida in Gainseville is.



I hope your grandparents are out of the line of fire this time.

TTJane-full of painful convictions 173,958 15
09/02/2004 08:01 PM

LD, if anyone gets nude pics of Priestess, it's going to be me. And I will then auction them off. Or just sale them to you, if that's what you want.

Lord Dyran, professional procrastinator 6,040 9
09/02/2004 08:03 PM

Don't worry, TTJ; I'm not trying to horn in on your territory.



However, you can't sell ANYthing to me right now; I am broke. Broke like a fox!

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/02/2004 08:04 PM

When does this god damn Frost-ing auction end?

Grand PooPoo 545 8
09/02/2004 11:31 PM

God has a way of weeding out the week.



Seriously, I mean who really needs all 7 days in the week... I hope that hurricane just wipes a few of them out... Excellent point!!!

The High Priestess 58,875 29
09/03/2004 01:24 AM

Yay! People care about me! I am fine we have food for a month, lots of vanilla coke and I just came back from kickking ass at DDR. So, all is well

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/03/2004 01:26 AM

This reminds me of the time when Hurricane Jeb blew away all the black people's ballots.