The 72nd Annual Gab Photo Awards
A comedy conversation
by Dogs Akimbo  211,539  32
09/05/2004 04:00 PM 329 views
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In case you missed it, last week on Westchester, New York Public Access Cable Channel 138 they broadcast the 72nd Annual Gab Photo Awards.
The event was hosted by Whoopi Goldberg and Ted Dansen. Dansen caused quite a stir when he not only came out in black-face again, but also pulled the corners of his eyes up and pretended to be a Black Asian man, following himself around the convenience store shouting: "You gotta buy! This not a liblelly!"
The main musical guests were Bare Naked Ladies, but because John Ashcroft was in town for the Republican convention, they were forced by Secret Services agents to perform as Partially Unclad Ladies.
Without further ado, the winners from 2004:
WOMEN
Sexiest Smouldering Glance: Trae
Sexiest Glowering Glance: Troy
Sexiest Smirking Glance: Aimless
Nicest Top-half of a Keister: PooPoo
Most Likely To Get Me To Twist My Head Sideways: Styrofoam Peanut
Most Likely To Burn Me With a Cigarette AND Then Kick My Ass: Marilyn
Scariest: QueenofKnives
Most Likely To Make Me Think "What is that sweet young girl doing on the evil interweb, and how can I convince her to meet me in the park: Fizzgig
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daisypie 49,378  9
09/05/2004 06:21 PM
Best Product Placement Award: Kraft Salad Dressing
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daisypie 49,378 9
09/05/2004 11:14 PM
That's some great Shakespeare, Coop! Especially 5 & 6.
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Chuckleworthy
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/05/2004 11:31 PM
Hey! I post on GAB using a Mac all the time! I was robbed! It's because I'm black, isn't it?
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Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/05/2004 11:35 PM
Delicious candy.
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Therlin 12,200 13
09/05/2004 11:36 PM
Magically delicious candy.
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Chit From Shine-ola 178,762 15
09/06/2004 12:16 AM
Ohhh Frost, remember those candies that were wrapped individually but packaged in a link like sausages. They were called Zots, and they were oblong with exhaust holes on the ends, and as you ...... aahhh nevermind.....
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Chuckleworthy
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Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
09/06/2004 01:09 AM
Most likely to be in New Kids on the Block.....?
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Chuckleworthy
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Lady Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/06/2004 02:18 AM
I probably should post my pictures on GAB, so I can get neat awards.
<lazy>
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TableTopJane Framed Roger Rabbit 173,958 15
09/06/2004 02:21 AM
And men, if that didn't make you want to see her naked, I don't know what would.
Tabs, I love you. Marry me when LD leaves you for a younger woman?
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Fluro 14,139 11
09/06/2004 02:22 AM
LTR: YOU. ME. SEX. NOW.
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Lady Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/06/2004 02:26 AM
Janey, we can have lots of sex and my hubby wouldn't mind.
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TableTopJane Framed Roger Rabbit 173,958 15
09/06/2004 02:33 AM
Fluro, I have pictures of her naked. In all her red headed glory. Wearing a collar, completely submissive. Would you like to see them?
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 282,845 53
09/06/2004 02:43 AM
Wearing a collar, completely submissive
MOM???
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Chuckleworthy
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TableTopJane Framed Roger Rabbit 173,958 15
09/06/2004 02:54 AM
Frat, I've seen your mom. And she is no Tabs.
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Fluro 14,139 11
09/06/2004 02:57 AM
E-mail is in the profile.
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Hilarious
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Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/06/2004 02:59 AM
<action>waits patiently for his "sexiest" award</action>
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Fratberry 282,845 53
09/06/2004 03:08 AM
Frat, I've seen your mom. And she is no Tabs.
Shakespeare. I bet you she's not even half the woman that good ol' mom is.
Seriously, Mom's a fairly big woman.
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Hilarious
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daisypie 49,378 9
09/06/2004 03:14 AM
Poorest Choice of Glassware: BobJohnson
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Hilarious
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Fratberry 282,845 53
09/06/2004 03:17 AM
Every time that guy on the right sneezes, an angel gets its wings.
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Hilarious
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daisypie 49,378 9
09/06/2004 03:21 AM
Does that guy pee sitting downs too?
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Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/06/2004 03:22 AM
I do.
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Chuckleworthy
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TableTopJane Framed Roger Rabbit 173,958 15
09/06/2004 03:24 AM
The guy on the right has the same eyes as Paul Reubens.
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Side-splitting
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Fratberry 282,845 53
09/06/2004 03:28 AM
I'm pretty sure Paul is gonna want those back.
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daisypie 49,378 9
09/06/2004 03:49 AM
...so, a little while ago, Lila mistook Phla for a guy, and Phla said that
Every time a GABber learns I sit down to pee, an angel gets its wings.
<nevermind>
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Fluro 14,139 11
09/06/2004 04:47 AM
That's because the page is not found.
But you're still the only person who dosnet know that you're supposed to take your clothes off before you put them in the wash.
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Fluro 14,139 11
09/06/2004 04:48 AM
Ok, the Jaggy picture is not found.
my bad.
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Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
09/06/2004 05:12 AM
I think that you have very good taste, Dogs Akimbo.
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Boots at the Boar 2,305 11
09/06/2004 05:34 AM
<action>drools.</action>Do we have any nominees for best T&A?
And is Aimless really that hot in person? Hubba, hubba, wow, wow. Ahem; I mean, you look very lovely madam.
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Phuc 237,915 21
09/06/2004 09:30 AM
The camera always adds ten pounds. If you were to check out all the GAB chicks together in person, it'd look like one of those pits in Auschwitz that reeks of zyklon.
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Bonky 75,728 15
09/06/2004 11:30 AM
I hate my award and I want a recount!
Mookie did the graphic thingie AND YOU WILL NOT CRITICIZE THE MOOKIE!
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