Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/06/2004 01:33 PM

I was so afraid.



I was so wrong.



That was loverly.

Jakeypants 13,437 11
09/06/2004 01:33 PM

You, sir, have too much time on your hands.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/06/2004 01:34 PM

KG?

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/06/2004 01:35 PM

You sir, are awesome.

Scorpion 4,080 9
09/06/2004 01:37 PM

And now there is proof that Radio DJs are just machines. Their Human counterparts are just ploys, they do no real work!











But, this was an amazing piece of work. Congrats.

TableTopJane Framed Roger Rabbit 173,958 15
09/06/2004 01:40 PM

Damn. He really captured the look that was on Chi's face.

Phuc 237,915 21
09/06/2004 01:44 PM

Rulz. Ottoes for you.



Anyone ever tell you that you look a bit like Patton Oswalt?

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/06/2004 01:44 PM

Who was helping you take these pictures, and why did she have that fugly, raggedy-ass, denim purse?

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/06/2004 01:48 PM

I dunno. The Frogpop pic looks like Patton Oswalt, but the Phuc Pic makes him look like Kyle Gass. Also, the Oliver pic is straight up Jeffrey Tambor.



He's like that guy from Police Academy who does the sound effects, only with faces. Also, I don't want to kill Mr. Garrett.

Commander in chief Snorkius 45,655 12
09/06/2004 01:58 PM

Thank you.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
09/06/2004 02:07 PM

I'm not sure if my favorite was Chickens or Oliver Chest.



Chickens for using a bicycle



Oliver Chest for actually looking like Oliver Chest.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 02:20 PM

I need to do some more..



any requests?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/06/2004 02:24 PM

Oh, oh! Do me! *Raises hand*

TableTopJane Framed Roger Rabbit 173,958 15
09/06/2004 02:26 PM

Do my dad. I think you could do that well.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 02:30 PM

Do me!





Roofie, with tits like that, you don't have to ask me twice.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/06/2004 02:36 PM

<action>blushes</action>

If you were to do me, I'm pretty sure those pictures shouldn't be posted.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 02:38 PM

How exactly did tghe conversation go asking the camerman to help?



I mean how do you go about askking someone you work with to take various photos of you trying to capture the spirit of your "internet friends" from their photos in an album on Zug?



Not to mention boroowing the purse.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/06/2004 02:39 PM

I want to know what happened to the kid you stole the bike from.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 02:39 PM

Please forgive my poor typing, I burned my fingers making breakfast.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 02:40 PM

go about askking someone you work with to take various photos of you trying to capture the spirit of your "internet friends" from their photos in an album on Zug?



Believe it or not....exactly like that.



Got a request for Sy the Photo Guy...looking for something resembling a beret right now.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 02:46 PM

Is currently wishing her Rennaissance Fair picture was in the photo album to see Chris in a corset.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/06/2004 02:48 PM

Chris Garrett is my new hero.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/06/2004 02:49 PM

Me?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 02:49 PM

Chris Garret reminds me of someone but I just can't put my finger on it.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 02:55 PM

By request:



Sy the Photo Guy



Roofie Racoon

Sy the photo guy 6,547 10
09/06/2004 02:59 PM

That's great, Chris! I do have one question, however. What clan is that tartan??? My kilt is made from the McWalmart clan tartan, $1 a yard...

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 02:59 PM

Chris,



Can you get away with these shenanigans every day? Are you hiring?



Can I have a job?



Can you do Therlin's stomach?

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
09/06/2004 03:01 PM

I defy you

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 03:01 PM

Sy....mine is "McComfort Inn Bedspread"

WWW...I have the easiest of jobs, I probably COULD do this every day.



No, not hiring, too bad...would love to see you on a daily basis.



Therlins stomach? How about Garrett's throat?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/06/2004 03:05 PM

Chris, you're my idol today. I've saved that picture for my personal collection.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/06/2004 03:08 PM

My favorite thing about this one is how absolutely pissed off your wedding ring got while you wrote the name of another woman on your chest.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/06/2004 03:33 PM

<action>makes mad dash to photo album and clicks on pic of PooPoo, to erase the image of the imitation PooPoo pic which is seared on brain</action>

daisypie 49,378 9
09/06/2004 03:36 PM

I salute you Mr. Garrett on your fine work sir.



...and props for being Roofie Racoon's idol. I was her 'hero' yesterday, and I didn't even get to do her!

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 03:53 PM

By request..Therlin's stomach

Lady Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/06/2004 03:58 PM

DO ME!

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
09/06/2004 03:58 PM

Do it!!!

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 04:00 PM

Wow...last time I had so many women saying "do me" was....well.....never.



Here's my Lady Tabula

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
09/06/2004 04:02 PM

That was fast. I bet you're used to hearing that too.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 04:03 PM

Nerd, she was easy..



Bet SHE'S heard THAT before!

Lady Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/06/2004 04:04 PM

Shh! You want to drive off business?

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
09/06/2004 04:04 PM

I never thought I'd say this, but do me. I'm the one from new kids.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/06/2004 04:05 PM

Just a request.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 04:05 PM

Alrighty,



http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/secretary_of_hell/detail?.dir=f299&.dnm=bd83.jpg



Do me, please.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
09/06/2004 04:06 PM

Mom?!!???!!!?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 04:07 PM

Heya Nerd.



Haven't seen ya in while.

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
09/06/2004 04:11 PM

I'm at college, and I see you! You obviously don't look out your windows into the bushes that often.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 04:11 PM

Nerd, from your hotornot photo.



OK......................how about someone else do one!!!!?!?!???!?!

Nerd in a Panzer 27,000 12
09/06/2004 04:12 PM

You is soooo teh hot.







10!!!

Therlin 12,200 13
09/06/2004 04:19 PM

Chris

Therlin 12,200 13
09/06/2004 04:20 PM

ahem...



Chris

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 04:20 PM

Dead link

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
09/06/2004 04:21 PM

Not Found



Welcome to Typoville, population: YOU.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 04:21 PM

YES!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA



Got lightheaded laughing at that!

Lady Tabula Rasa 14,056 9
09/06/2004 04:23 PM

Roofie, I hate to say it, but even Chris' breasts are better than yours.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 04:24 PM

Christ....you couldn't have said PECS, could you???

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 04:29 PM

Chris,



It takes a strong man to SUHT.



Thanks for being that man.



W.W.W.

The High Priestess 58,875 29
09/06/2004 05:15 PM

Do Me!

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 05:22 PM

WWW



and



Pistol

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
09/06/2004 05:26 PM

You have a soda can handy?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/06/2004 05:27 PM

You are a man of incredible artistic talent.



I stand in awe of your creative genius.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/06/2004 05:30 PM

The High Priestess.

The High Priestess 58,875 29
09/06/2004 05:34 PM

Chris! YOU BITCH!













































I clicked you anyways.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/06/2004 05:41 PM

CG, for today, and for a couple days more, you get all the prizes.

Commander in chief Snorkius 45,655 12
09/06/2004 05:43 PM

A challenge:



Me. Drunk. Don't ask, I don't remember.

ringworm 68,315 13
09/06/2004 05:52 PM

captain stuby?

TableTopJane Framed Roger Rabbit 173,958 15
09/06/2004 05:53 PM

Nice sweat band, dude.

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/06/2004 06:09 PM

If being drunk isn't an excuse to wear one, I don't know what is.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/06/2004 06:10 PM

Forehead sweat?

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/06/2004 06:12 PM

That too.

Space Admiral BobJohnson 178,045 22
09/06/2004 06:17 PM

Curse you, ctrl-F, curse you!



Why was I even born?!

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/06/2004 06:55 PM

I killed GAB with one drunk look!

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/06/2004 06:58 PM

Snork, you had me at "ubuuuhhhhh..."

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
09/06/2004 07:08 PM

I'm still waiting for you to re-create the picture I posted. Until you do, you're just a hack.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/06/2004 07:26 PM

And until I get some damn attention, I am giving the computer a glaring it won't soon forget and I'm pretending that computer is you, Chris Garrett!

What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/06/2004 07:42 PM

All I can say is that CHRIS OWNS LABOR DAY.





And apparently he is the only one at the office today

Livewire 78,229 13
09/06/2004 07:47 PM

I just got home from work. Better late than pregnant, as the saying goes.



Spicey



Dead Robot



Chris Garrett

Munkus 2,801 10
09/06/2004 08:03 PM

Livewire.....the Fantasia poster?





Somebodies got some 'splainin' to do.

Kittuns is a schizophrenic and so am I 44,835 9
09/06/2004 10:45 PM

I'd just like to say that Livewire is a hottie and I'd like him to bear my children.

Fluro 14,139 11
09/06/2004 11:18 PM

Who the Frost is taking these photos? I sure hope that it's just you and the timer on the camera.

The Real Rockin Donkey 77,546 17
09/06/2004 11:21 PM

In Chris's case, if I'm correct, he works in radio. Everyone who works in radio is eccentric (it's a prerequisite). His coworkers probably think nothing of taking photos of him in various poses.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/06/2004 11:24 PM

He's got a great look for radio.

The High Priestess 58,875 29
09/06/2004 11:31 PM

I think my picture was the best. It really captured the ample thrust of my boosomes and..... not much else.

Livewire 78,229 13
09/06/2004 11:36 PM

Chris, do you happen to know how many clicks you had before today? I'm guessing your single day total is somewhere near 100. I hope you enjoy this thread, because it will be in your profile under Funniest Posts... FOREVER!!!

Fluro 14,139 11
09/06/2004 11:49 PM

Dclean: http://www.pbase.com/midderwindy/image/33523165



NKB: http://www.pbase.com/midderwindy/image/33523205



Lunchbox http://www.pbase.com/midderwindy/image/33523200

pseudonomen 133 8
09/07/2004 03:22 AM

This is 100% great.



I love how he's in that suit in evey picture!

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/07/2004 09:14 AM

Bumping for the folks who were off yesterday.

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/07/2004 09:19 AM

You never did mine, wimp.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/07/2004 09:22 AM

The day's not over yet, my friend.

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/07/2004 09:28 AM

wimp -- my friend.



I am shamed.

Ms. Trixxie (Moma's little Darling) LeMay 65,021 15
09/07/2004 09:32 AM

HEHEHEHE, I can't believe nobody's done Trae yet.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/07/2004 09:33 AM

I wish

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/07/2004 09:38 AM

You just don't have a dress.

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/07/2004 10:15 AM

I'm dead, aren't I?

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/07/2004 10:50 AM

Ok....finally....Bonky.



Look closely...I DO have the sunglasses!

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/07/2004 10:56 AM

Snork

Bonky 75,728 15
09/07/2004 11:58 AM

Damnit . . . where is my smile of ambivalence?

Sugartastic Panda Slim 181,718 70
09/07/2004 01:15 PM

I can't believe nobody's done Trae yet.



That's nothing to be believed.

Fluro 14,139 11
09/07/2004 06:08 PM

Bump

Because it's not this threads time to die.

Dead SHGb02+14a Robot 67,630 16
09/07/2004 06:43 PM

(In hushed reverance): Brilliance...!

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/07/2004 07:35 PM

Thanks Fluro...you get my vote.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/07/2004 09:16 PM

Do an imitation of goatse and then you will be talented. Kudos to all of them so far though... very well done.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
09/07/2004 09:29 PM

Chris, you are a Frost-ing genius.

Hollis the Butt Munch! 7,284 14
09/07/2004 09:34 PM

Would you do me please?

Phuc 237,915 21
09/07/2004 09:35 PM

Yea verily, Chris. Thou hast kickt GAB up a notch with but one thread!

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/07/2004 09:40 PM

Would you do me please?





Now if only I had a nickel for every time I have heard a woman ask me that.

Lunchbox, bitch. 14,650 10
09/07/2004 09:41 PM

hollis, it loks like spiderman came on you.

Lunchbox, bitch. 14,650 10
09/07/2004 09:42 PM

ok i have a few:



Bunny

Nerd

Fratberry

Mavis

Pat The Great 948 9
09/07/2004 10:41 PM

Nothing I say could fully express the amazing-ness of this conversation.

Lunchbox, bitch. 14,650 10
09/07/2004 10:42 PM

well if its so amazing, then give me a Frost-ing clickie for my efforts. Carroll.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/07/2004 10:45 PM

Holy crap I missed out on this. Glad it's still on the board!



I love me some Chris Garrett.

EmpLloyd 48,662 14
09/08/2004 12:25 AM

Go get a husky and a canoe and I'll be impressed.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/08/2004 08:08 AM

I apologize folks....but I wanted to bump this just one more time before it fell off the board.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/08/2004 11:37 AM

Sorry to bump again but I'm with Lloyd on this one. I'd like to see you with red hair and in a dress. Then I'll be impressed.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/13/2004 02:53 PM

I wanted to see these side by side, so I started a page for my own amusement.



Not sure if anyone has already done this. I'll add the rest later.

TableTopJankey 173,958 15
09/13/2004 03:12 PM

Lunchbox, I less than 3 you

SheCabbage 5,200 13
09/13/2004 04:46 PM

This here is one of the funniest thingies ever.



Like, wow.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/24/2004 12:47 AM

I've added some updates.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/24/2004 12:47 AM

I'm missing the originals of Roofie and WWW.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/24/2004 12:59 AM

Dogs, I think he got my original from the link in my profile.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/24/2004 01:08 AM

Doh!



I got a C- in Sleuthing at the Michigan School for the Lost.



Is it okay if I use one of the pics?

Lunchbox, bitch. 14,650 10
09/24/2004 02:46 AM

put my pics on there, too, twat.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/24/2004 11:19 AM

Dogs, feel free, but then you need to make sure everyone knows the page is NSFW. Might screw up the fun.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/24/2004 11:31 AM

Dogs, thanks for restarting this thread, and thanks for the webpage side-by-side. If you were a woman, I would Frost your ass eight ways till Sunday.

Chickens looks forward to the Rut 286,480 61
09/24/2004 11:42 AM

I'm torn on my personal favorite.



The sy the photo guy with the floral print kilt is a hoot.



The therlin's stomach made me spew.



And the princess's boobage repro is the bomb.



Chris, you are a god of some small thing. Probably butterflys. God of the butterflys. You go boy.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/24/2004 11:59 AM

Want me to mail you my red bikini Chris?

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/24/2004 12:00 PM

Only if it's currently being worn at the time it arrives here in VT.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/24/2004 12:02 PM

<action> hands Chickens a small, crumpled, Dixie cup</action>



And, by the way, if you're gonna spew, spew into this.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/24/2004 12:03 PM

After looking at the pictures again, I see you put my uvula in Therlin's stomach.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/24/2004 12:07 PM

For the FINAL time...



The clitoris is attached to the Uvula..



sorry...wrong thread.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/24/2004 01:22 PM

<action>is thankful his picture is no longer in the photo album</action>

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/24/2004 01:28 PM

So are we HighSoci, so are we.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/24/2004 01:29 PM

I less than 3 you too Trae.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/24/2004 01:40 PM

I'm never beneath taking advantage of a good set up, cowpoke.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/24/2004 01:42 PM

Shouldn't that have said. "I'm always beneath taking advantage of a good poke, cowboy up."

Fluro 14,139 11
11/04/2004 04:47 PM

Bump: The photoalbum updates?

creamy sauce me 15,189 12
11/04/2004 04:59 PM

Nobody did me...



Except for the guy who checked the meters today.





Do me! Do me!

Yummy Chickens in Giblet Gravy 286,480 61
11/04/2004 05:03 PM

who are you? are you even in the album?

Oliver Turkeybreast 203,475 12
11/04/2004 05:06 PM

You know, you could click on her profile.

cranberry sauce me 15,189 12
11/04/2004 05:07 PM

who are you? are you even in the album?



Classy.

cranberry sauce me 15,189 12
11/04/2004 05:09 PM

Thank you Ollie. Boobie pix coming to you very soon.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/04/2004 06:08 PM

Wow...good to see that I still have a following.



If there's still interest (and you can show me by clicking THIS post)



and it's not beat to death....I'll fire up the camera tomorrow.

teh porn producer wants s'm turkey breast 7,627 9
11/04/2004 06:13 PM

Chris, do me!!! (never thought you'd hear that from me, huh?)



TPP Drunk

default_user 12,538 15
02/18/2005 02:00 PM

Bask in my 1337 paint skillz...



Phuc