Best Inbound Call Ever
A comedy conversation
by Livewire  78,229  13
09/09/2004 02:01 AM 358 views
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Those of you who work in call centres can appreciate this:
Caller: "Can you tell me how your service works?"
Me: "Certainly. In order to pull up information for your area, can I get your postal..."
-- Loud banging, mashing of phone buttons and client breathing heavily and irregularly --
Me: "Everything all right?"
Caller: (weakly) "...Uh... I just fell down the stairs. I'll have to call you back."
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Side-splitting
42 votes
5.0
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Hilarious
41 votes
4.9
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El Hammerheado 59,399  14
09/09/2004 02:03 AM
You: Do you need me to call you an ambulance?
Customer: Yes...
You: Okay, you're an ambulance.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.5
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TheProfessorJohn 1,146 8
09/09/2004 02:46 AM
Your service isn't, by chance, setting up installations for Wheelchair ramps in houses, is it?
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0 votes
0.0
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Hannibal with a Raiders Cap On 820 8
09/09/2004 05:41 AM
Hmm...for some reason I thought you were talking about that Big Ten NCAA football game where the officials delayed the game 5 minutes to take away a yard from a run.
Maybe I should stop watching sportscenter.
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0 votes
0.0
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Minty Fresh Chickens 286,480 61
09/09/2004 04:50 PM
Bloody Excellent.
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0 votes
0.0
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McRib, limited time only 13,155 9
09/09/2004 04:59 PM
That was hilarious. Too bad he didn't win a Darwin award.
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Funny
1 votes
3.0
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Zackman 3,927 0
09/09/2004 05:03 PM
Chickens almost gave me a Darwin award once, I was doing one more idiotic thing away from it.
I was crushed.
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