Zackman 3,927 0
09/14/2004 03:59 PM

Deaf people are so Frost-ing touchy.

McRib, limited time only 13,155 9
09/14/2004 04:02 PM

Since when can a person speak sign language.



















Yes, I know what you mean.

Zackman 3,927 0
09/14/2004 04:03 PM

By the way the sign for Poe is done thusly: Make two fists, now press both of your forefingers together, now press both of your thumbs together.



Now put them all over your crotch

Zackman 3,927 0
09/14/2004 04:14 PM

For a tighter Poe, press on your fingers HARD.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/14/2004 04:15 PM

make fun of gay people-check

make fun of dead people-check

make fun of kids with one arm-check

make fun of people with AIDS-check

make fun of deaf people-check



I'd say we're well on our way to Hell.

Zackman 3,927 0
09/14/2004 04:18 PM

We'll save you a nice, warm spot.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
09/14/2004 04:19 PM

I had a friend who worked for a deaf school. He would walk around all the time signing when no one with a hearing impediment was around. He would just make a sign and say: "do you know what that means?", about every two minutes.

It started to get a little anoying so i finally started rubbing my brow, tugging my nose, and brushing my shoulders. I asked him if he knew what that meant.

"No" he responded.

I said "It means steal third, and while your at it, SHUT THE Frost UP"

McRib, limited time only 13,155 9
09/14/2004 04:20 PM

In that case, I'm hoping hell is more like the cartoony place where Satan is Saddam's gay lover like on South Park.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/14/2004 04:27 PM

I have a purty little handbasket to carry me to my place at the head table.



I am POSITIVE Jane will be at this table as well.



I forgot to mention that my sister signed while she talked to us so I decided to sign as well. So I just started making up my own gestures while speaking.



He did not find this funny.



They say when god takes away one gift he gives you another in return. He may have taken this guys hearing but he didn't give him humour for it.

SHP 181,718 70
09/14/2004 04:35 PM

So I just started making up my own gestures while speaking.



I think that is very funny, so I guess I'm going to hell along with the rest of you.



I'm wondering if we'll be allowed one personal effect in hell. Bottled water or floss? What will I choose.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/14/2004 04:38 PM

WWW, can I sit next to you at the table? I hate going to new places by myself.

McRib, limited time only 13,155 9
09/14/2004 04:39 PM

When I was growing up, my best friends parents were deaf. I thought it was funny how he would walk around his parents, swearing up a storm whenever he pleased and didn't worry about getting in trouble, as long he wasn't face to face with them. When they would argue, he would wait 'til their back was turned and then start yelling, "You stupid Froster! Why do you always have to be such a freaking dumbass! Suck my dick, you Emerson!"



I thought it was all hilarious. Sometimes, we'd get caught smoking out in his alley and his dad would make a phone call to my parents to tell them about it on their TTY machine. At those times, I thought it appropriate to give him a piece of my mind as well, although not to his face. I, angrily, cussed him out to his back while he was typing away on his TTY when my friends sister, who was in the other room, heard me and told the parents.



I wasn't allowed back over for a long time.

Zackman 3,927 0
09/14/2004 04:39 PM

Me? Sunscreen or shades? Damned hard decision.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/14/2004 04:41 PM

Jane....it would be an honor and a pleasure to sit next to you. I dare say we could run the place ourselves.

This aint your mothers Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/14/2004 04:42 PM

A sign for Poe?

Zackman 3,927 0
09/14/2004 04:44 PM

One of my best friends down in old Mejico is blind. Whenever we got together to play cards or dominoes or backgammon or whatever he could get his hands on and feel the pits on the dice or chips or mark the cards in Braille he would take a sip of beer and say "Goddamn, that felt good, even my eyes cleared up!



He was an excellent driver after drinking a whole lot.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/14/2004 04:45 PM

Sombero Id like to show you my Poe



I mean my sign for Poe

dinesh 24,862 16
09/14/2004 05:00 PM

sign language is awesome.



Your mouth's a-flappin', but I'm not a-listenin'

This aint your mothers Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/14/2004 05:05 PM

Sombero Id like to show you my Poe







Too late, You already said it.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/14/2004 05:16 PM

hah, i'd forgotten how much i loved that site.



I WOULD LIKE ONE Coleridge

I PREFER TWO ColeridgeS

I'D ENJOY AN ENORMOUS HORSE Coleridge

YOU'VE GOT THE BIGGEST MELONS I'VE EVER SEEN

WHO'S UP FOR SOME FISTING?

GRAB MY TITS AND PINCH

LACKLUSTER HANDJOB

What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/14/2004 05:39 PM

He didn't really get it and thought that I was calling him a offering him my Poe.









See? That clears things up nicely.

This aint your mothers Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/14/2004 05:40 PM

Yeah, Deaf-ass missed out and now im jumping on that oppurtunity.

This aint your mothers Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/14/2004 05:41 PM

Deaf people are so Frost-ing touchy.



Funny, I thought that was blind people.





Deaf people make noises like Corky.

What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/14/2004 05:45 PM

Do deaf chicks sign out "oh god" in bed?

This aint your mothers Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/14/2004 05:46 PM

Only if its with one hand. The other will be much too busy fingering my Emerson.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
09/14/2004 05:59 PM

The signing fiend of a friend of mine was dating a deaf girl.

Things started going down hill when she would use the phone relay service to tell him rather delicate things. He said it was wierd listening to strangers telling him things like: "umm.. 'i am really good with my tongue, and will show you on Saturday'"

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2004 06:01 PM

I wonder if they'd relay phone sex.

Dur I'm professer poopenstien...the fish 1,428 9
09/14/2004 06:13 PM

"The sign for Poe"



"Y"

Uncle FartJoke 674 8
09/14/2004 06:14 PM

the sign for Poe





::work safe::

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/14/2004 06:41 PM

Roofie,



They won't allow you to use certain words on TTY.



We tried.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2004 06:45 PM

You tried it? Awesome.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/14/2004 06:46 PM

Other sign for Poe.



Safe. Not for the Poe.

Dur I'm professer poopenstien...the fish 1,428 9
09/14/2004 06:51 PM

so where can I pick up the free kitty?

This aint your mothers Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/14/2004 06:52 PM

Tired of jerking off already, dur?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/14/2004 06:56 PM

Roofie,



Not only did I try but I tested the boundaries. I am suspended from the TTY service from my home phone line for 6 weeks.



I told a particularly nasty story about a mutual friend with self-esteem issues. Salad was tossed. I was practically a salad bar. Well, the story got really ugly and I got blamed.



I want to see what will get me a lifetime ban

This aint your mothers Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/14/2004 06:59 PM

Salad was tossed.

<action>snickers..</action>

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2004 07:01 PM

WWW, you are my new hero today.

millie 116,984 28
09/14/2004 07:29 PM

I wanted to say, "Couldn't he read lips" and think of a really clever double entendre to go with it, but I couldn't.

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/14/2004 07:51 PM

A sign for Poe.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/14/2004 09:55 PM

Roofie sweetie, you are my hero every day.

Phuc 237,915 21
09/14/2004 09:58 PM

Mas clickitas to Phla for linking to free kittie. I haven't laughed that hard since I dreamt the chick from the Gilmore Girls tripped and fell into a chipper shredder.



And as for the handicapped, I'm getting tired of this belief that so many of them have that their deafness/blindness/fatness/leglessness/whatever gives them license to be sh*theads.



Yeah, it sucks that you can't see/hear/whatever, but you still gots to say "please," "thang kew," and "sorry," or you can suck a dead cat's ass.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/15/2004 04:39 AM

I have just returned from the bar with my mother, two younger sisters and the drunk guy. I tried sign language his way and it is just too difficult.



Instead I have made up my own. It is graphic enough to be understood by all.



I is so smart.

Jajoba 1,357 10
09/15/2004 07:19 AM

I'd say we're well on our way to Hell.



I'll drive.