The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/14/2004 10:09 PM

Does it count if the other person does not know about you?

Miracles 22,430 0
09/14/2004 10:11 PM

Do I even need to answer this one? Everyone knows who I am "personal" with.

Calliope 927 10
09/14/2004 10:11 PM

Yes, because then you can stalk them and I'd say that was pretty personal.

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/14/2004 10:13 PM

Not so much 'stalk' as 'collect Underwear'...

Knewt the Cute Noiseless Mute 159 10
09/14/2004 10:16 PM

i know myself..

haha.

ha.

*sigh*

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/14/2004 10:19 PM

Yes.

Calliope 927 10
09/14/2004 10:21 PM

Hmmm...

Is it OK to say if we do?

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/14/2004 10:24 PM

I've had a GABber sleep in my bed before.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/14/2004 10:24 PM

It's ok to say that you are personal with them. Just don't ever say that you made love on a trampoline. That's not good.

The Spelunking Snork 45,655 12
09/14/2004 10:25 PM

Am I the only one who does the finger-quotes gesture a la Chris Farley when I type things in quotes?

Calliope 927 10
09/14/2004 10:25 PM

Oh!! That changes everything!

Miracles 22,430 0
09/14/2004 10:27 PM

TTJ may have had a Gabber sleep in her bed - but I have had one Shakespeare a big one in my hall bathroom.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/14/2004 10:29 PM

Snork, I do the Chris Farley thing. I am with you on that. I even say it outloud in his voice.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/14/2004 10:42 PM

how do you do "finger quotes" if you're typing?

Miracles 22,430 0
09/14/2004 10:46 PM

I take a moment to stand up and do the full sweaty, messy haired Chris Farley quote. Then I finish typing.

millie 116,984 28
09/14/2004 10:48 PM

Does anyone ever really know anyone else?

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/14/2004 10:49 PM

Like, know them in the biblical sense? I'd say yeah. I've known a couple people.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/14/2004 11:03 PM

Biblical sense as in Old Testament where you lay waste to them and their families with a flying army of winged vengeance?



Or biblical sense as in you listened to everything they had to say, nodded your head, backed away quietly and had them nailed to a cross?

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/14/2004 11:05 PM

Um, no on both counts. I mean I let them put their penis inside my body.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/14/2004 11:06 PM

Vaginal or Anal?

Zackman 3,927 0
09/14/2004 11:07 PM

If sex is like a religious experience, then TTJ is the Frost-ing Pope.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/14/2004 11:08 PM

TTJ, sounds like you know a loooooooot about going home with guys from GAB.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/14/2004 11:09 PM

You know, Zack, I really don't care who is your friend. But so far today, you've dug up an old thread and said a petition needs to be started to keep me from posting at certain times. And now you're trying to say I sleep around.

You're really annoying to me.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/14/2004 11:10 PM

Did you say she's Frost-ing the Pope?













Damn, I need to get my hearing aid fixed.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/14/2004 11:11 PM

Miracles, I've only had one GABber sleep in my house.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/14/2004 11:12 PM

Damn, looks like this thread is living up to its name.





Oh.. Oh, I got one!



















Zach, you're an Emerson!

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/14/2004 11:19 PM

Do many of you know other Gabbers personally?





I know 3 personally in real life before GAB, but have talked to 5 others on the phone that I consider a friend.

Captain Lila 78,550 13
09/14/2004 11:37 PM

A few years back a Gabber emailed to let me know he was moving to Memphis with his family.

He moved to my apartment complex and I got $250 off that month's rent!



Haven't heard from him since.



Teh slut is me!!

Miracles 22,430 0
09/14/2004 11:39 PM

I've only had one too, TTJ. So, why have you been so hard on me lately?



I'm talking to you like Clara...Where's the Beef?

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/15/2004 12:57 AM

Priestess and I went to high school together and still have permanent addresses in the same city. Other than that, there's only one other person on Gab that I'd consider a friend.



I feel so lonely! Someone talk to me!

Mofo Baggins, finder of ...stuff 10,950 10
09/15/2004 01:01 AM

Calliope, I think I know somebody you know who might happen to be a GABber too. On my aunt's side. Twice removed. Eunuch. Wink Wink.



Hmmm.... about knowing other GABbers personally... can't say I do. But Biblically, that's a whole nother matter.

Jannie 10,022 10
09/15/2004 01:38 AM

Honestly, who would want to meet people from the internet? I'm sure Trae's really a greasy, middle-aged man still living in his mother's basement, and I bet the rest of you aren't much better off.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 02:16 AM

I plan on getting to know as many GABbers as possible at GABHouston.



And by getting to know, I mean Frost their brains out.



And by Frost their brains out, I mean shaking their hand, maybe a hug or two, having a couple of drinks and some great humorous conversation, and enjoying their company.



Oh, and Miracles, Jane has had a GABber sleep in her bed. Not sleep with her. That's the difference.

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/15/2004 02:26 AM

well well well.. if it isn't the Knewt.

Back for more, eh?



Everyone, I'd like you to meet Knewt, my Gabnemeses.

Knewt my Gabnemeses, meet everybody.



As for the point of this thread, I know Polo Chukker, but only because we wanted to be cool like Tofurkey and Miraclueless.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/15/2004 02:27 AM

Yeah, I know Spicey slept in her bed.



Turkey only slept in my bed the first night too.



The second night it was NO HOLDS BARRED!

Declan McManus, Irritated American. 131,874 36
09/15/2004 02:41 AM

Whistler,

Hargrave

Jay Cornelius

Trixxie

Callie Mollari and Sir Geek

Jinx

Candie Kohrne

Phuc

Spumoniboy

Snooze

Nutbutter

Gavia immer

onion

Sleestack

Jim Morash



Phone and Messenger with a lot



EvilPanda

Dead Robot

Trae

Brooke

ringworm 68,315 13
09/15/2004 02:48 AM

i don't know any of you people, and should we ever meet, i will gouge out your eyes and skullFrost you.



see you next week!

Lunchbox, bitch. 14,650 10
09/15/2004 03:01 AM

i have only met TTJ in person.



because SOMEONE played phone tag with me the whole time i was in atlanta, and now i am certain i like penis because of said person's lack of effort to sleep with me on my track meet trip.



And also, SOMEONE had to schedule GABHouston like a few weeks after i leave the state of Texas for 6 years.



thanks guys.

Nerd's Victory Thrust 27,000 12
09/15/2004 03:03 AM

We did that because you're black.

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/15/2004 03:04 AM

(I think he's on to us..)

Lunchbox, bitch. 14,650 10
09/15/2004 03:05 AM

im only black between the legs your buttcheeks, baby.

Nerd's Victory Thrust 27,000 12
09/15/2004 03:06 AM

(Good thing he can't see what we write as long as it's in parenthesis)

Nerd's Victory Thrust 27,000 12
09/15/2004 03:06 AM

(Run)

Nerd's Victory Thrust 27,000 12
09/15/2004 03:07 AM

( o )( o )

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/15/2004 03:07 AM

(ok)



Hey! Look over THERE!

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/15/2004 10:29 AM

I would never in a million years meet any of you idiots in real life.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 10:32 AM

Priestess and I went to high school together and still have permanent addresses in the same city.



You forgot to mention that trip to Gatlenburg with the band and we spooned with Amy on the bus ride back.









I mean, yea, Pistol is the only GAbber I've met. Yea. That.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/15/2004 10:40 AM

I have plans tol meet a Gabber in February

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/15/2004 11:01 AM

Gabbers I have met:



Trixxie

Jay Stevens

John Hargrave

Lizzie Borderline (Styrofoam Peanut)

Chili

Punkin

Mookie

Leppy

Candie

Hyperspaz

Ringworm

Chickens

Spicey McHaggis

FDIC

Ducky

Mavis

Grace

Jannie

DemoMonkey

Dinesh

Aimless

HisBoyElroy

and I'm sure many more.



Gabbers who have been in my bed:



Leppy

Dinesh

Aimless

Punkin

Mavis (he's a cuddler)

Trixxie

Jay Stevens



I'm close friend with a lot of those I've met.



Gabbers I've spanked:



Ringworm, HisBoyElroy

dinesh 24,862 16
09/15/2004 11:07 AM

bitch, we're totally meeting for lunch and lurid sex sometime way sooner than that.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/15/2004 11:07 AM

that was to www btw.

dinesh 24,862 16
09/15/2004 11:09 AM

trae, i wasn't in your bed, i was in trixxie's bed, and you just snuck in there.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 11:10 AM

Jane, you ignorant slut.



You forgot about your daddee..



He would be so hurt if he found out.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/15/2004 11:11 AM

Well, he was wearing my bikini. Maybe it was you who was confused... Hmmm?

Geekzilla 954 12
09/15/2004 11:11 AM

I've met Spicey. He has purdy eyes.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/15/2004 11:25 AM

I've met the parents of at least two gabbers and my mom has met at least one gabber.

Munkus 2,801 10
09/15/2004 11:27 AM

I....er used to like, know this guy called John a few years ago.

Lizzie Borderline 4,212 10
09/15/2004 11:50 AM

Why wouldn't it be okay to say you'd met other internet people? IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU A LOSER OR ANYTHING

Chili disappears into the ethereal mists 8,880 12
09/15/2004 11:54 AM

I have shared a bed with Trae as well. Not for more than an hour or two, but it really didn't take longer than that anyway.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/15/2004 11:56 AM

<action> reads Trae's post, suddenly hates</action>



Leppy

Dinesh

Aimless

Punkin

Mavis (he's a cuddler)

Trixxie

Jay Stevens

Polo Chukker 4,634 11
09/15/2004 12:00 PM

Gabbers I would like to meet:



CG

Mavis

Chi-Chi

Jane

Trae

John

Daggy



Gabbers I currently share a bed with:

Frogpop

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 12:04 PM

Gabbers I would like to meet:



Demo

Chickens

Chi-Chi

High Priestess

Oliver

CG

TTJ

Aimless's ass

and others.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/15/2004 12:04 PM

GABbers I would like to eat:



Trae

WWW

Trae

Polo

Trae

Tabula

Roofie



oh, I almost forgot...Trae.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/15/2004 12:05 PM

Actually I shared the bed with you and someone else Chili. That is the real reason why it didn't take long.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 12:07 PM

Aww, Roofie I want to meet you too. And that hairbrush you threw out yeasterday? I have it now, I pet it like a cat.

Polo Chukker 4,634 11
09/15/2004 12:12 PM

I think that's something else you're petting like a cat...

Chili disappears into the ethereal mists 8,880 12
09/15/2004 12:14 PM

True. A fond mammory, that.





Um, memory, I mean.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 12:19 PM

<action>sighs at yet another list of lists she is not on.</action>

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 12:22 PM

I'll meet you SHP! Where are you?

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 12:23 PM

At work. Duh.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 12:25 PM

This is why nobody wants to meet you!



You make it so hard to love you.

newwave 45,912 10
09/15/2004 12:26 PM

GABbers I would do:

- SHP

- others

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/15/2004 12:37 PM

Pistol's to-do to-meet list:



Daisypie

Mavis

Chi Chi

Oliver (only in a well lit area)

Aimless

Roofie

And definitely not SHP.



Okay, I would do SHP. Er- meet. I'd like to meet her.











What?

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/15/2004 12:39 PM

I wish Jesus Christ was a Gabber. I'd really like to pick His brain.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 12:39 PM

If I'm to make a proper to-do list I need to see what some of you people look like. What will it take to get the photo album current? Meg needs help if she's too busy.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 12:40 PM

Either I can feel the love in the room, or someone just farted.



Either way, it stinks.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 12:40 PM

No one wants to meet my brother?



He's a lot less scary than I am.

Chili disappears into the ethereal mists 8,880 12
09/15/2004 12:41 PM

Several of you seem to want to meet Chi. What you may fail to realize is that he is a sociopathic hermit who will kill you just to watch you die. That might be a problem.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/15/2004 12:41 PM

SHP...that's my earlobes

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 12:42 PM

Yeah, I can see that now, Chi-Chi. Go ahead and tubgirl Jesus. Sick Frost. He'd smite you good.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 12:43 PM

At one point in time, I really wanted to meet Chili (about an hour ago was that point in time) but since he hasn't emailed me lately, I'm going to have to reconsider that.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 12:44 PM

Jesus is freacking metal. And when he comes again, your gonna want to stand twoard his right, because those poor bastards on the left are gonna butt-Frosted with brimstone.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/15/2004 12:45 PM

Thanks a lot Chili. There goes the first annual Chi-Chi Felipe GABrizona Murder Festival.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/15/2004 12:46 PM

Gabbers I would like to meet:



Chickens

BobJohnson

Chris Garrett

Chi Chi

Oliver

Roofie

SHP

Mavis

Fluorecent Sombrero

El Hammerhead

Foye

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 12:47 PM

SHP- Chili, and not me?



I'm more fun to shop with, and I know all the best lunch spots.



Crushed I am, just crushed!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 12:47 PM

I'd let Chi-Chi murder me as long as he wasn't wearing a shirt at the time.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/15/2004 12:49 PM

I'm a lot bigger now than in that picture. Some of it is raw muscle. Other bits are soggy flab, but that's melting away thanks to meth.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 12:50 PM

Declan,



You know damn good and well I want to meet you. But you don't email me every day to the point where I come to expect it, and then crush my spirit by ignoring me today.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 12:51 PM

Just proving, once again, that gay men are better for a woman's ego than those treacherous straight men.

Chance 171,270 14
09/15/2004 12:51 PM

I'd love to meet Declan. Especially if he's cooking.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/15/2004 12:52 PM

Chi Chi....you've gained weight AND have meth?



You just moved to the top of my list of people I want to meet.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 12:53 PM

Declan, I would love to meet and cook with you.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 12:56 PM

I'm having lunch out today, but I am making chicken cacciatore for dinner this evening.



I'll be serving around 7:15.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 12:56 PM

I used to want to run away with Emeril, just so that he could cook with me.



That was before Declan. I know that as a gay man, Delcan has the sense not to wear black pants, white socks, and black shoes.



And that alone would make my time with him so much more enjoyable.



Emeril has been bumped for Declan.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 12:59 PM

SHP, I am going to beat you for liking Emeril.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/15/2004 01:00 PM

Urkel, but he's not a Gabber or a HoBber anymore.



I'd like to meet Chi Chi because I like olives.

Chance 171,270 14
09/15/2004 01:00 PM

Thats okay I'm gonna beat both of you for stealing my schtick.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 01:03 PM

Chance,



First of all, I gave you your schtick back. Clean and everything. Check under the bed.



Second of all, where ya been honey? It's hard to be a lesbo all by yourself!

Chance 171,270 14
09/15/2004 01:03 PM

I'd like to make Bonky a peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/15/2004 01:04 PM

The olives are getting ripe and plump. I found a way onto my roof to harvest them. Apparently you need to cure them in some type of brine, though. I don't have any brine!

Bonky 75,728 15
09/15/2004 01:05 PM

I am angry at the world right now. I could use a peanut butter and banana sandwich and a very sharp knife that shoots lasers that will burn people from the inside out and they'll be alive 20 minutes after I shoot them with my laser knife, crying, wondering why I shot them and more importantly, where did I get that cool laser knife and if they can have a bite of my peanut butter and banana sandwich.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/15/2004 01:06 PM

Aren't brine sea monkeys? You have to soak the olives in sea monkeys? That is messed up, but now I know why I love them so!

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 01:06 PM

Chi-

Brine is heavily salted water. You live in Arizona, Mexican sweat should work well.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 01:07 PM

I ammend my list to add Pistol's ass.



Yes.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/15/2004 01:07 PM

HEAVILY SALTED WATER WITH SEA MONKEYS!

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 01:07 PM

Emeril?



That Fall River ruffian?



Horrors!

Chance 171,270 14
09/15/2004 01:07 PM

SHP- actually working. When the big flood of nOobs came I ducked out. It was easier to get work done with alot of the crap that was posted.

Chance 171,270 14
09/15/2004 01:09 PM

Then I came to realize all my posts were crap and all was right within the universe.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 01:09 PM

Can I redeem myself by saying that I think that Rachael Ray is hot and Alton Brown is a god? And that I'd do Tyler Florence, but that Bobby Flay is an ass?

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 01:09 PM

i don't know any of you people, and should we ever meet, i will gouge out your eyes and skullFrost you.



see you next week!



Well hopefully you know them well enough to where a condom (and remember condoms help prevent STD's)

Flourescent Sombrero, Unfunny 'til 11:30am MDT 91,274 10
09/15/2004 01:13 PM

Just be warned, If you use mexican sweat, Your olives will have no desire to work or be productive whatsoever.

Geekzilla 954 12
09/15/2004 01:14 PM

...Alton Brown is a god... but that Bobby Flay is an ass



SHP, you totally have my respect. I want to see Alton Brown beat Bobby Flay with a cast iron skillet (properly seasoned, of course).

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 01:15 PM

Horrors!



I heart you so much Declan!

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 01:18 PM

Rachael Ray is an unspeakable horror, and Bobby Flay is beneath contempt. That skank ho sidekick of his, Jacqui Malouf should be ground and fed to the illegal immigrants.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 01:20 PM

I am e-kissing you Declan. But not much more than that. How did you know I dispise those evils of the Food network?

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 01:23 PM

What the hell are you people talking about and how did we get off the subject of Chi-Chi's chest? This thread is confusing me.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 01:25 PM

About 2 yrs ago, Bobby Flay came looking for the best BBQ in Tx, and did a show on it.



He went to this one place in Dallas and I thought he was about to get beat down by a redneck when he asked what Big Red was.



Then he came to Houston, and Thelma of Thelma's nearly whacked his hand off for asking why she left the rib bones in the rib sandwhiches.



I was cheering for the redneck & Thelma.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
09/15/2004 01:27 PM

Most of the people i would like to meet, for strickly the them being funny reason, have such a strong personality i would probably be intimidated and therefore make an ass of myself. I will not list them here because i am a big wuss and don't want forget anyone.



In addition to the invisable list i would like to include the following (they may be included in the above catagory as well).



Declan- he seems like he would be an interesting person to do non-sexual things with.



Pistol- i would just like to be close enough for her to say "There was some old creepy guy that woudn't stop staring at me"



Jane- am curious to see what she looks like.



Pubah- same as above.



Whistler- would like to know if talking about fifes could actually be interesting.

Flourescent Sombrero, Unfunny 'til 11:30am MDT 91,274 10
09/15/2004 01:28 PM

why WOULD someone leave the bones in a Rib sandwich?

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 01:29 PM

Because that's how Thelma does it.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 01:31 PM

In no modesty, I am a great hang. Most of my real life friends are cooks, artists, writers, and gardeners.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/15/2004 01:33 PM

Mmmmm... McRib.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 01:36 PM

Calliope



9/14/2004 9:08 pm [03XET4RVR2_NaB5QUf08Lg]





Do many of you know other Gabbers personally?



What a tangled web we've weeved.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/15/2004 01:45 PM

There are quite a few of you I would like to meet, but not all for the same reasons.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 01:48 PM

I'll meet you, HiSoci, but only after I've installed a LoJack on my ass.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 01:48 PM

<action> pulls down his pants and bends over</action>



There are quite a few of you I would like to meet, but not all for the same reasons.



ALRIGHT! Let's just get this over with.

Bonky 75,728 15
09/15/2004 01:49 PM

Oh I get it!



One arm kid nap!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/15/2004 01:56 PM

I would like to meet Declan, as well, but I he seems like an intellectual.



I fear I would be both fascinated and intimidated in conversation with him.



This is the only reason je wasn't on my list initially.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/15/2004 01:59 PM

Declan is smart but not an intellectual. That's a good thing, in my opinion.



"An intellectual is someone who is educated beyond his intelligence." -- Arthur C. Clarke.



I would describe Declan as well read.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/15/2004 02:01 PM

Then I would definitley like to meet Declan.



I consider myself a "career student." In that I attend college for the sheer pleasure of it. Eventually I will have my masters in Communications

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/15/2004 02:03 PM

OOOOHHHHH and I cant believe I forgot TTYJane and Trae.



But they kind of go without saying cause eeryone wants to meet them.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/15/2004 02:08 PM

eeryone wants to meet them





Sorry, but you spelled meat wrong.

Whistler P. McManus 185,953 44
09/15/2004 02:17 PM

I've met only Declan in person, and that was years before this place.



Declan is a great person to hang around with. Things just seem to unfold. It's also interesting to see how the world reacts to Declan, because he is a most unique presence.

What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/15/2004 02:18 PM

I've met several gabbers, but none before gab. I've slept with Trixxie and he kept me up all night long. Whooooo boy.



He however was quite asleep. You figure it out.

Flourescent Sombrero, Unfunny 'til 11:30am MDT 91,274 10
09/15/2004 02:21 PM

When he came in your ass and collapsed immediately on top of you, licking your ear?





Yeah, i wouldnt be able to sleep either.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/15/2004 02:21 PM

You sucked him off all night while he slept? You sick fag.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/15/2004 02:23 PM

because he is a most unique presence.



My Ronco Understatement -O- Meter 5000 just exploded into a million peices.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 02:26 PM

I want to know why none of this was caught on video!

What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/15/2004 02:33 PM

Roofie is not in Atlanta, Trae is.

What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/15/2004 02:34 PM

And FDIC, Cletus, and someone else....I forget.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 02:36 PM

Pistol, you haven't dyed your hair have you? I swear to Jeebus if I find out you bleached your Frost-ing hair for that damned convention I'll come to your dorm and cut you!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 02:37 PM

And after I've cut you we'll go play some DDR.

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
09/15/2004 02:37 PM

<action> increases creepiocity level</action>

We just did baby...we just did.

What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/15/2004 02:39 PM

Let me guess.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 02:46 PM

Pistol, if I was in Atlanta I'd meet you in a heartbeat. If you find yourself in Missouri be sure to let me know. We can get drunk and hilarity will ensue. That or the hot lesbo sex. Either way.

daisypie 49,378 9
09/15/2004 02:46 PM

Pistol luvs you with bullets



9/15/2004 11:37 am



Pistol's to-do to-meet list:



Daisypie

Mavis

Chi Chi

Oliver (only in a well lit area)

Aimless

Roofie

And definitely not SHP.



Well, I don't generally wish to appear on any 'lists', but in this case I'll gladly make and exception. Pistol, you've made my day. ...And made stalking you that much easier!

Pubah 56,805 18
09/15/2004 02:50 PM

Other than Erik/Jawahalar(where are you, Erik?)...no

Dur I'm professer poopenstien...the fish 1,428 9
09/15/2004 02:55 PM

I know maybe two or three gabbers in real life.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 02:58 PM

I've only had one too, TTJ. So, why have you been so hard on me lately?



Miracles, let's clear this up once and for all. Every single Frost-ing time I say something on GAB about you, I end up having to have an IM conversation where I say I'm sorry 10 times and eplain yet again that GAB is not real life. Look, nothing I say here should be taken seriously. Please please please get that through your head. Because I'm done. I'm not going to say I'm sorry anymore. I really don't have the time, and the "I,M,SO,R and Y" buttons are starting to wear out on my keyboard.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/15/2004 03:09 PM

Lets kill her!

What's it all about, Chickens? 286,480 61
09/15/2004 03:11 PM

Dur I'm professer poopenstien...the fish



9/15/2004 1:55 pm [nzc73KTI8uFAkzmYgpTPGQ]





I know maybe two or three gabbers in real life.





Your own multiple personalities don't count.

Dur I'm professer poopenstien...the fish 1,428 9
09/15/2004 03:14 PM

<action>is caught</action>



Shakespeare

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 03:14 PM

nothing I say here should be taken seriously



Not even the part where you wanted to marry me?



You bitch!



*runs off crying*

439 9
09/15/2004 03:15 PM

What a bitch.

newwave 45,912 10
09/15/2004 03:16 PM

<action>consoles SHP, cops a cheap feel</action>

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 03:57 PM

<action> zips up his pants and puts away his (very) little black book</action>

Soooooo this isn't a "personals" add hmm...

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 04:10 PM

I got nothing from you, Chili. I sent you one yesterday afternoon, and that was it.

Miracles 22,430 0
09/15/2004 04:37 PM

TTJ loves teh drama. Save it for your mama.



We have talked once on IM where you were apologizing - and you contacted me! All the other times you were just trying to get dirt on me and turkey.



Lick me where I pee.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 04:42 PM

Lick me where I pee.



I'm having a hard time deciding whether or not that's an insult or come on.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/15/2004 06:11 PM

To clear a few things up, I know Roofie doesn't live in Atlanta, I'm just saying that there's probably gonna be a few pictures of my butt while I'm there so you know . . . . You can see more of it. You, being Roofie. And Oliver.



Anyway . . . I did dye my hair. It's laughable. I'll post pictures for you soon, Priestess.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 06:24 PM

Miracles, I was responding to you, not just randomly stating something. You sent me an IM and you felt the need to ask me on GAB what my problem was.

Also, you're full of Shakespeare. There have been many times that I've tried to say I'm sorry and explain that GAB is not real life.

Dead Kid At Risk Robot 67,630 16
09/15/2004 06:25 PM

Shut your eyes, Declan.



Do you people email and IM each other behind my back and say "Lets make long and boring threads where we jerk each other off and not include Dead Robot?



I say Frost you! Frost you so hard that your contacts fall into that really ugly shag carpet you thought would be soooo retro but just looks sad and will be used against you as fiber evidence when you're taken to court!!!



gasp



sorry.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 06:26 PM

And, honey, I don't need to get dirt on your and Eric. The two of you take care of that when you post everything that happens on GAB. Jesus, girl. You posted last night about the fact that he took a big Shakespeare in your hallway bathroom.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/15/2004 06:26 PM

I love you, DR.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/15/2004 06:27 PM

Hard.

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 06:29 PM

<action> runs away from TTJ and searches frantically for his emergency bottle of Midol he has to give to really bitchy girls</action>



IT's OK TTJane.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 06:29 PM

DR, I would IM with you. But I'm not stupid enough to believe that it's me, and not my dad, that you want to talk to. But if I was a guy, and I was gay, I would talk to you on IM and discuss that whole "jerking off" thing.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 06:30 PM

I love you, DR. Hard.



He loves you too, only he's gay, so it's pretty flacid.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/15/2004 06:30 PM

That right, baby. Hard. Oh yeah.

Dead Kid At Risk Robot 67,630 16
09/15/2004 06:31 PM

No forget it. Stop trying to bring my CD4s up.

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/15/2004 06:32 PM

He loves you too, only he's gay, so it's pretty flacid.



Yeah . . . I'm just hoping that him and Mavis will let me be their fag hag one day. As you can see, I've stooped to a new level.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 07:08 PM

Pistol, you knew where I didn't live? Do you also know where I live? Have I invited you to live with me? If I did and have forgotten, feel free to just move in anyway. If not, then pictures will be greatly appreciated!

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/15/2004 07:50 PM

Think of me like the government. Stupid, but always watching. Always watching with cold unblinking eyes.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/15/2004 07:54 PM

I think you're all missing the point here - I have purdy eyes!

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 07:55 PM

Spicey, hush! I'm trying to hit on Pistol! Geez.

Jolson 16,163 11
09/15/2004 08:32 PM

wish Jesus Christ was a Gabber. I'd really like to pick His brain.



*Looks up from sharpening his ice pick*



You wanna borrow this?

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 09:03 PM

Spicey, you do have purdy eyes. Along with a few other purdy parts, a little south of the border.





For the record, that auction was the best idea I ever had.

Munkus 2,801 10
09/15/2004 09:05 PM

Along with a few other purdy parts, a little south of the border.





Mexico?

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/15/2004 09:09 PM

Well, I can't sell them here. The Federales are far more reasonable about these kind of things.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/15/2004 09:10 PM

Speaking of Jane, I am still missing some of those pics...so if you get the time....email in profile

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 09:12 PM

TTJ, that auction didn't turn out as I planned. I turned in my submission to the winners and got no love in return. What's that about? I expected them to say "You are teh hotness" yet they didn't. So. Confused. Is it possible my voice is not as hot as I intend it to be? Are there lessons I can take to fix that?



Please help me.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 09:15 PM

RR, I don't know. I guess the men here just don't recognize beauty when they see/hear it.



WWW, email sent. Please respond to my question.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 09:56 PM

A few comments on a few GABbers:



Dead Robot has a great telephone voice. He also used to have some really imaginative toons on his site. He has a truly good, goofy take on life.





Nutbutter is an interesting guy. He was a little hyper (perhaps the half-Italian), and maybe the Kid has calmed him down.

Smarts-wise, we're pretty even, and a good complement. He's a little more scientific-electronic-mathematical, and I am a little more literary-artistic.

However, he's a great cook, and a dammed fine table companion.



Whistler- I am totally gone on my half-brother. I am very glad he made that call ten years ago. Yes, he is that well informed about woodwinds. Better yet, he can talk about them in a way that makes them interesting, and can spark a person into thinking new thinks about a whole lot of things.





Shelby is my partner in insomnia, when I'm not trolling MSN Chat. If she were a gay male Democrat, I'd marry her in a heartbeat.



I haven't met Chickens in person yet, but it's only a question of time. The thing that he's finally beginning to believe is that we share a lot of values. I am actually a devoted family man, however my definition of family is somewhat different.



I adore Bonky. She has found a way or two to keep reality at a tasteful distance on substances no stronger than iced tea, grape Dimetapp, and BlueBunny Ice Cream.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 10:01 PM

Anyway . . . I did dye my hair. It's laughable. I'll post pictures for you soon, Priestess.



I've got my knife and I'm getting in the car. See you in 10 hours.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 10:03 PM

I'm hurt, Declan.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 10:06 PM

I'm hurt, too. I've talked to Declan on the phone a couple times. At length, actually. It's not like they were 5 minute calls. And he says nothing about my voice?

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 10:07 PM

if Hammerhead were a gay male Democrat, I'd marry him in a heartbeat.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 10:08 PM

Janey's voice is an interesting blend of whiskey and satin.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 10:10 PM

As for the rest of you; You're all special and faboo in your own ways.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 10:13 PM

Democrats...uggggh <action>shudders</action>

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 10:17 PM

You were expecting me to say something different, bitch?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 10:19 PM

Yeth. You Thilly man.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 10:21 PM

Pfft. I'll have you know my voice is a blend of vodka and silk.



And Declan sounds just like David Sedaris.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/15/2004 10:25 PM

As for the rest of you; You're all special and faboo in your own ways.





Oh yeah, I have heard that before. So when's the little yellow bus coming to pick us up?

Jannie 10,022 10
09/15/2004 10:26 PM

<action>hits control-F, types Jannie, realizes that no one ever notices her, and steals everyone's wallets.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/15/2004 10:32 PM

S'ok Jannie. I'll save you a seat in the back. That is if you don't mind sitting beside me.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 10:35 PM

HighSoci, she'll steal your wallet.



Jannie, he'll steal you.

Jannie 10,022 10
09/15/2004 10:36 PM

Okay, but keep your hands off my beverages.

HighSoci 30,076 18
09/15/2004 10:38 PM

Trust me.... my hands won't be touching your beverages.

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 10:41 PM

Just be careful reaching into the popcorn.