El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 04:44 PM

Jane, get your ass back on YIM, damnit.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 04:45 PM

How many people are going to get pissy because I called them "the gays"?

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 04:46 PM

Yeah, Frost marriage all together. It might end in divorce, so no one should bother with it to begin with.



Why go to school? You'll only might probably forget what you learn later on!



TTJ, why breathe? You're only going to exhale sometime. No, really. Stop breathing.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 04:48 PM

Puggy, take your head out of your ass. As verbal as I am about my feelings on things, I would think you would know that I am not against gay marriage. It was just the way I chose to phrase it. I am in no way anti-gay. I'm just anti-you. Dick.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/15/2004 04:49 PM

Take your hatred to some other board, TTJ. We have no use for your anti-homosexual agenda here on Gab.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 04:49 PM

I understand you were just being facetious. So was I.



See, we respond to the joke with another joke, and if we continue they eventually build into a rapport for the entertainment of others, who may join in if they wish.



STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 04:50 PM

I'm sorry, Puggy. I don't have a sense of humor. I was tragically born without one.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 04:51 PM

Oh, so there's a long line of birth defects in your family?

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 04:54 PM

Yes. It's sad, really. I have no sense of humor, my kid only has one arm, and my dad likes to dress up in skirts on the weekend.



Are their any kilt wearers other than Chix here that I'm going to piss off with that? Today seems to be my day to piss people off. Well, more than usual.

Pubah 56,805 18
09/15/2004 04:55 PM

Ms Jane,

Lets pretend we're gay and get married.

I'm sure your father would approve...after he sees how beautiful our kids are.

Rice and Carpenters Songs,

Pubah

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 04:55 PM

15 months is a lot longer than some hetero marriages I have known.





J-Lo anyone?

48,304 12
09/15/2004 04:56 PM

There's a joke that would apply here that I was going to steal, but turns out I'm too lazy.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 04:59 PM

Declan, I see right through your sordid little agenda.



LEGALIZE POP STAR MARRIAGES! BRITNEY'S ARE PEOPLE TOO!

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:00 PM

P.S. - you know J.Lo? Can you get me her autograph and any spare Affleck nudie pics she might have on her?

Pubah 56,805 18
09/15/2004 05:03 PM

I just want to 'autograph' that ass

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:04 PM

Whatever, Pubah. You gotta fight me for him.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 05:08 PM

Ben Asslick? I thought you had better taste, Puggy.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:09 PM

I thought you'd approve, Declan. Word on the street is he's pretty hairy...

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 05:09 PM

"Ms. McCarthy said the couple was in a relationship for several years, although their marriage crumbled within days."





Guess they should've registered at the Energizer factory instead of registering at The Spice of Life only.

Pubah 56,805 18
09/15/2004 05:10 PM

You'd win the fight Puddy. I'd be too busy chasing J-Ho.



*Channells Mexican accent voice*



"Saleeeeeenasss"

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 05:15 PM

Puggy, if you're going to have a thing for a performer, have one for a worthier candidate---like John Cusack.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/15/2004 05:17 PM

I liked John Cusack until three days ago when I read that he hated Better Off Dead.



"Go that way... really fast. If something gets in your way... turn."

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 05:19 PM

Say Anything, for crying out loud!

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:19 PM

Declan, on general principle I'd feel better about myself if I was in love with John Cusack, but the fact remains that Affleck is hotter. Rest assured, though, he's strictly a piece of meat to me.



Also rest assured that me being attracted to either of them doesn't make one bit of difference because you know what? It's never going to come up. We're never going to meet, let alone date. So there.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 05:20 PM

I'm not the only one with a serious hard on (really, a wide on in my case) for John C.? Oh, happy, happy day.

Pubah 56,805 18
09/15/2004 05:21 PM

Afflack is about as hot as an ice cube...



...about as deep as a puddle on Main street...



...and about as desirable as...well, um...ME!



AFFLACK SUCKS used toilet paper!

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 05:21 PM

It's OK Puggy, you get five celebrities on your Free List. You can have Johnny and Benny.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:24 PM

John doesn't make the top 5.



Like I said, I'd feel better about myself if I were attracted to someone like him, but the fact remains that while he seems to have the personality, I can think of lots hotter. And the 5 Free list is pretty much for sex only, right?

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 05:27 PM

It's never going to come up. We're never going to meet, let alone date. So there.





You could always become a stalker, break into their homes, steal their underwear(outta the hamper is better)get their real phone numbers, their families numbers(so you can call their sisters and become their friend)etc. etc. etc.



Not that I would know the first thing about Shakespeare like that.

Dead Kid At Risk Robot 67,630 16
09/15/2004 05:27 PM

Ben A= Great Frost

John K = Great cuddler

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 05:31 PM

Is Dead Kid on AA?(Analsex Anonimous) What's with the initials?

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 05:32 PM

SHP- John Cusack is currently #1 on my Celebrity list.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/15/2004 05:33 PM

I just want to say that I love all of you like Jesus.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 05:33 PM

Great. My thread has gone from something pointless to talking about QTA crushes.



And Ben AssFrost would be yummy if he just didn't talk.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 05:34 PM

I just want to say that I love all of you like Jesus.



What, hung by nails through our wrists and feet?

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:34 PM

Nug-uh you don't Chi Chi. Jesus never touches me there.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 05:35 PM

I'd do Matt Damon before Ben. But only by about an hour.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/15/2004 05:36 PM

Jesus touches all of us without asking. Normally that would be rude, but He's Jesus.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:37 PM

Ugh. SHP, you just violated one of the basic rules of celeb crushes.



Ben before Matt.



Dennis before Randy.



Alec before Stephen, Billy, and...Tito?



Matthau before Lemmon.



Am I missing any?

Dead Kid At Risk Robot 67,630 16
09/15/2004 05:37 PM

Personally I would shag Kevin Smith. Get to the source, I say.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 05:38 PM

Puggy- I agree with you about the Baldwins, but you are SO wrong about the Quaids. So wrong.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:39 PM

I wanna be in the middle of a Kevin Smith/Jason Lee sammich.



I wouldn't even let Mewes watch.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 05:39 PM

Am I missing any?



Yes, you are. Is it Haim before Feldman, or Feldman before Haim?

El Hammerheado 59,399 14
09/15/2004 05:39 PM

Matthau before Lemmon



Good luck with Lemmon.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:41 PM

William Scott before Kutcher.



Owen before Luke, even with the nose.



Well, wait...damn, I can't make a final call on the Wilson brothers.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 05:42 PM

My thread has gone from something pointless to talking about QTA crushes



You could have also said "My thread has gone from something pointless to something pointed" and still gotten your message across.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 05:42 PM

Hammerhead- both Matthau and Lemmon are quite dead.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/15/2004 05:43 PM

This thread should have more full pee bars. Guys talking about having sex with guys? That's just outrageous! Could you imagine?? HAHAHAHA!!

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:44 PM

LeBlanc, then Perry, but not Schwimmer.



Sean Astin before...well, pretty much anyone really.



Ok, sorry, I'm done now.

Lamburkey 33,017 9
09/15/2004 05:47 PM

Jesus has the best candy.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 05:47 PM

Sean Astin? Really?

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 05:50 PM

Sean Astin REALLY.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 05:52 PM

I would agree with you, but I keep seeing him in Encino Man in my head. Kind of ruins it. Pauly Shore, on the other hand, I'd do him.

Pants 14,252 17
09/15/2004 05:52 PM

Q:How do you get Table Top Jane's kid out of a tree?


A:Just wave.

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 05:53 PM

Declan? Randy before Dennis? Are you crazy? Randy looks like a big hairy, spankable bear.



Oh! I see. My bad. Carry on.

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 05:53 PM

<action>raises hand and shouts "OO! Oh! I've got one!!"</action>



I before E



Now where's my Frost-ing gold star?

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 05:54 PM

Q:How do you get Table Top Jane's kid out of a tree?



A:Just wave.



You insensitive bastard! TTJ's kid can't climb!

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 05:57 PM

True, she can't climb a tree. But it is a great source of punishment. She pisses me off, I can just put her up in a tree, and she can't get down until I'm good and ready to get her down. This also works when I'm having sex or a little "alone time" and don't want to be bothered.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/15/2004 06:00 PM

I before E



Except after C or when sounding like A. Otherwise it's just plain weird.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/15/2004 06:01 PM

Time for that Charlotte Church song- "Just Wave Hello!"

SHP 181,718 70
09/15/2004 06:04 PM

I before E except after C or when sounding like "a" like neighbor and weigh, and on weekends and holidays and all throughout May and you'll always be wrong no matter what you say!



</brian reagan>

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/15/2004 06:08 PM

You guys really should not make any pages against gay marriages, you might offend certain dread pirates...

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 06:09 PM

I'm just anti-you. Dick.

Your anti-dick?





Lesbian.

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/15/2004 06:11 PM

AARG! It be the pirate!

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/15/2004 06:40 PM

Do not stop this poor man from getting married...

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/15/2004 06:43 PM

This thread should have more full pee bars. Guys talking about having sex with guys? That's just outrageous! Could you imagine?? HAHAHAHA!!



don't be re-dick-u-lust....

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 06:45 PM

CoffeeWizard2 Welcome back!

long time no speak.

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/15/2004 06:46 PM

Sorry, some chick was sitting on my face...

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/15/2004 06:47 PM

Sorry, some chick was sitting on my face...



was she drowning out your speakers? if so, she's too fat.....

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 06:47 PM

I'm just anti-you. Dick.

Your anti-dick?





Lesbian.





Here's the thing, Dread. Do you see that little dot that us between the words "you" and "dick"? That means that the word "you" was actually the last word in a sentence. It keeps the thoughts seperate, so you know what I mean.

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/15/2004 06:48 PM

The ultimate gay pride pic...

Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/15/2004 06:48 PM

Sorry, some chick was sitting on my face...



CALL SOCIAL SERVICES!

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 06:56 PM

I'd like to report, this thread has been homo-jacked.



In other news, I would do Cate Blanchet, Drew Barrymore and Audrey Hepburn (Audrey Hupburn Roman Holiday, not Audrey Hepburn My Fair Lady. Don't get me wrong, stunning preformance, but I just want the dress and the jewles)

low-key 58 8
09/15/2004 06:58 PM

Actually, maybe his face was so flat she thought it was a funny looking chair.....

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 10:28 PM

Stewie - the discerning aspiring lebos would know to go for Audrey Hepburn in "Charade". When she rips the filter out of her cigarette it just floors me.

The High Priestess of Stewie 58,875 29
09/15/2004 10:30 PM

Yea, but come on. It's Audrey she can't do any wrong, like Santa Claus.

Dur I'm professer poopenstien...the fish 1,428 9
09/15/2004 10:34 PM

I'm not against gay marriage especially when both chicks are hot.

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 10:46 PM

Dur, I hate to sound like a broken record, but didn't I already wish you into the cornfield?

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 10:46 PM

<action> stabs Dur with the broken record shards </action>

Dur I'm professer poopenstien...the fish 1,428 9
09/15/2004 10:52 PM

That's ok PuggyD I'll still sleep with you

PuggyD 48,304 12
09/15/2004 10:52 PM

Tonight...I sleep with the fishes.

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/15/2004 11:01 PM

I'm not against gay marriage especially when both chicks are hot.



Witty, almost as witty as when 98.9 the rock said that on their radio station....

CoffeeWizard2 1,109 8
09/15/2004 11:07 PM

After just looking at some of the guys in the zug photo album, I apologize for any anti-gay remarks I might have made. It is now clear that they must be gay because they are too ugly and or fat to get women.

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 11:08 PM

The voice of experience has just spoken.









We now go back to our regularly scheduled program.

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/15/2004 11:20 PM

It is now clear that they must be gay because they are too ugly and or fat to get women.





riiiight. I've probably felt up more boobies than you ever have, pretty boy.





And your momma dont count.

Zackman 3,927 0
09/15/2004 11:23 PM

I've probably felt up more boobies than you('ll) ever have



Man boobs!

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 11:32 PM

Dear Dur,



Your feelings and thoughts are invalid.



Love,

TTJane

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/15/2004 11:32 PM

Here's a tip for you virgin heterosexual men:



Feign gay. Women will let you touch them anywhere.

Jannie 10,022 10
09/15/2004 11:35 PM

That is so true. I've gotten more action from gay men than straight over the last couple of years.

Roofie Raccoon 56,688 10
09/15/2004 11:40 PM

And if you feign gay, some of the stupid ones will try to turn you het. You win!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/15/2004 11:42 PM

Dammit! Why do I have to be so manly? Why?!

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/15/2004 11:44 PM

SUYmanlybits

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 11:46 PM

Ha ha. I've seen them, and you haven't, DR.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/15/2004 11:47 PM

Ha ha. I've seen them, and you haven't, DR.



And I have pictures so I can see it again any time I want.

You know, that wasn't nice of me. I'm sorry.



Happy Tart?

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/15/2004 11:50 PM

I only eat craisin tarts.

Fluro 14,139 11
09/16/2004 12:08 AM

Holy Shakespeare! you mean Puggy's... GAY?

Fluro 14,139 11
09/16/2004 12:10 AM

On a semi related note, this thread desperatly needs more testosterone.

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/16/2004 12:12 AM

On a semi related note, this thread desperatly needs more testosterone.





I agree, Fluro. Might I suggest you drop your pants and SUYC?

Fluro 14,139 11
09/16/2004 12:38 AM

With all this homosexuality, my pants are stayin' ON.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
09/16/2004 12:43 AM

oh lordy lordy this never gets old

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/16/2004 01:34 AM

fags.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
09/16/2004 02:07 AM

ponch loves you, frogpop.

Frogpop 173,153 25
09/16/2004 02:18 AM

nice try.. I'm a John Baker man.

HisBoyElroy 10,621 13
09/16/2004 02:26 AM

he told me.

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

No, no, no - Luke - NEVER Owen.

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

I'm with Puggy. Sean Astin is HOT.