Lurking
A comedy conversation
by Polo Chukker 4,634 11 09/16/2004 10:13 AM 338 views
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Lurk
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1. To read the funniness of Gab without posting more than an average of one post per day.
2. What a nOOb does if they're smart.
3. What old Gabbers do when they are sick of all the nOObs flooding the board.
4. A method used to keep from drawing attention to yourself.
See Also: FlyOnTheWall
You do not lurk to GET attention. You also do not announce that you are lurking. If you do, you aren't.
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.4
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Hilarious
6 votes
4.4
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Daggy 86,705 14
09/16/2004 10:18 AM
You don't like Oliver, do you?
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Funny
2 votes
3.0
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Polo Chukker 4,634 11
09/16/2004 10:20 AM
I love Oliver, I wish he would grace this thread with his naked ass.
</sarcastic>
p.s. Can you ride Kangaroos Daggy?
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Hilarious
13 votes
4.9
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Daggy 86,705 14
09/16/2004 10:27 AM
I could if I wanted to.... but I quite like my skin attached to my body, thanks.
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.0
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Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/16/2004 01:49 PM
How to lurk:
1) Dig a hole.
2) Sit there.
3) Shoot spikes out of the ground when someone walks by.
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Hilarious
14 votes
4.6
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Frogpop 173,153 25
09/17/2004 12:32 AM
A wise man once said: "Turkey lurkey dee and turkey lurkey doo.."
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Calliope 927 10
09/17/2004 12:49 AM
When I think of the word lurk, I always envision a pale, zombie-like creature standing in the rafters and peering down at the passersby. The zombie always makes it a point to breathe loud enough for everyone else to look up and ask "wtf?".
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Hilarious
16 votes
4.7
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Frogpop 173,153 25
09/17/2004 12:54 AM
to which the zombie inevitably replies "omg, igeyb!"
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Hilarious
19 votes
4.7
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Frogpop 173,153 25
09/17/2004 12:57 AM
(I'm gonna eat your brains)
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/17/2004 06:21 AM
I can'r believe Frogpop didn't get any clickies for that turkey lurky dee line.
comedy.Frost-ing.gold
I wll find a way to randomly use that in a sentence several times today.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.3
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Frogpop 173,153 25
09/17/2004 06:24 AM
He also said "turkey lurkey diddle", but I didn't think that Trae (or anyone else around here) needed any encouragement in that department.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
09/17/2004 03:26 PM
When does a noob get the priviledge of coming out of his/her hole?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Anaemic 176 8
09/17/2004 03:28 PM
Once they know and understand the ways of GAB...Or you know?...get bored.
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Hilarious
4 votes
4.0
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Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/17/2004 10:34 PM
When youre lichen. Here are his stats:
Has Received (clickies) 12
Has Received (mahas) 0
Has Given (clickies) 3,175
Has Given (mahas) 21
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Hilarious
3 votes
4.0
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Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/17/2004 10:37 PM
Or, perhaps, Filly Beast:
Has Received (clickies) 74
Has Received (mahas) 3
Has Given (clickies) 4,585
Has Given (mahas) 2
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0 votes
0.0
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Piemaster 12,538 15
09/17/2004 10:42 PM
Or, perhaps, Filly Beast:
Has Received (clickies) 74
Has Received (mahas) 3
Has Given (clickies) 4,585
Has Given (mahas) 2
Yo, I gotz mad respect for that. Ye-ah Ya-ey!
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0 votes
0.0
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Frogpop 173,153 25
09/18/2004 01:35 AM
I think it's safe to say that Lichen and/or Filly Beast are both welcome to post below to receive some 'job well done' clickies.
just this once.
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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daisypie 49,378 9
09/18/2004 03:41 AM
dianada tops both of them by far:
Has Received (clickies) 12
Has Received (mahas) 0
Has Given (clickies) 6,346
Has Given (mahas) 35
Now that's some serious lurk!
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Hilarious
8 votes
4.9
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Filly Breast 39,193 20
09/18/2004 09:46 AM
Well damn, I'll do that then. It's only a few hours late, right?
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Chuckleworthy
1 votes
2.0
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Filly Breast 39,193 20
09/18/2004 01:59 PM
Shameless bump!
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Hilarious
9 votes
4.9
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Lichen 452 13
09/20/2004 08:02 AM
When youre lichen. Here are his stats
She, even.
I'm not done learning the way of teh funny.
Wax on and wax off now has a different meaning.
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