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Lurking
A comedy conversation by Polo Chukker 4,634 11
09/16/2004 10:13 AM 338 views

Lurk

v.

1. To read the funniness of Gab without posting more than an average of one post per day.

2. What a nOOb does if they're smart.

3. What old Gabbers do when they are sick of all the nOObs flooding the board.

4. A method used to keep from drawing attention to yourself.

See Also: FlyOnTheWall



You do not lurk to GET attention. You also do not announce that you are lurking. If you do, you aren't.




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24 Comments on "

Lurking

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(Funniest: Filly Breast,Lichen,Frogpop)


Hilarious 6 votes 4.4 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1040885
Daggy 86,705 14
09/16/2004 10:18 AM

You don't like Oliver, do you?

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1040886
Polo Chukker 4,634 11
09/16/2004 10:20 AM

I love Oliver, I wish he would grace this thread with his naked ass.



</sarcastic>



p.s. Can you ride Kangaroos Daggy?

 

Hilarious 13 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1040888
Daggy 86,705 14
09/16/2004 10:27 AM

I could if I wanted to.... but I quite like my skin attached to my body, thanks.

 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041042
Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/16/2004 01:49 PM

How to lurk:

1) Dig a hole.

2) Sit there.

3) Shoot spikes out of the ground when someone walks by.

 

Hilarious 14 votes 4.6 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041178
Frogpop 173,153 25
09/17/2004 12:32 AM

A wise man once said: "Turkey lurkey dee and turkey lurkey doo.."

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041190
Calliope 927 10
09/17/2004 12:49 AM

When I think of the word lurk, I always envision a pale, zombie-like creature standing in the rafters and peering down at the passersby. The zombie always makes it a point to breathe loud enough for everyone else to look up and ask "wtf?".

 

Hilarious 16 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041192
Frogpop 173,153 25
09/17/2004 12:54 AM

to which the zombie inevitably replies "omg, igeyb!"

 

Hilarious 19 votes 4.7 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041193
Frogpop 173,153 25
09/17/2004 12:57 AM

(I'm gonna eat your brains)

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041320
Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/17/2004 06:21 AM

I can'r believe Frogpop didn't get any clickies for that turkey lurky dee line.



comedy.Frost-ing.gold



I wll find a way to randomly use that in a sentence several times today.

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.3 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041321
Frogpop 173,153 25
09/17/2004 06:24 AM

He also said "turkey lurkey diddle", but I didn't think that Trae (or anyone else around here) needed any encouragement in that department.

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041569
Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/17/2004 03:16 PM

HEY GUYS IM GOING TO LURK NOW!

 

Funny 2 votes 3.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041570
Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/17/2004 03:16 PM

HEY PEOPLE IM LURKING NOW!

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041572
Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/17/2004 03:17 PM

LURKING LURKING LURKING LURKING





























































ok! I'm done.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041577
Pickle Weasle 4,016 9
09/17/2004 03:26 PM

When does a noob get the priviledge of coming out of his/her hole?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041579
Anaemic 176 8
09/17/2004 03:28 PM

Once they know and understand the ways of GAB...Or you know?...get bored.

 

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Dread Pirate Sunshine: Scourge of the internet 8,426 10
09/17/2004 03:32 PM

<action> the n00b gets a reeeaaaly confused look on his face</action>

Lurking? what the hell is Lurking?

 

Hilarious 4 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041838
Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/17/2004 10:34 PM

When youre lichen. Here are his stats:



Has Received (clickies) 12

Has Received (mahas) 0

Has Given (clickies) 3,175

Has Given (mahas) 21

 

Hilarious 3 votes 4.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041841
Slayer of Shoes 549 9
09/17/2004 10:37 PM

Or, perhaps, Filly Beast:



Has Received (clickies) 74

Has Received (mahas) 3

Has Given (clickies) 4,585

Has Given (mahas) 2



 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041845
Piemaster 12,538 15
09/17/2004 10:42 PM



Or, perhaps, Filly Beast:



Has Received (clickies) 74

Has Received (mahas) 3

Has Given (clickies) 4,585

Has Given (mahas) 2




Yo, I gotz mad respect for that. Ye-ah Ya-ey!

 

  0 votes 0.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041890
Frogpop 173,153 25
09/18/2004 01:35 AM

I think it's safe to say that Lichen and/or Filly Beast are both welcome to post below to receive some 'job well done' clickies.



just this once.

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041923
daisypie 49,378 9
09/18/2004 03:41 AM

dianada tops both of them by far:



Has Received (clickies) 12

Has Received (mahas) 0

Has Given (clickies) 6,346

Has Given (mahas) 35



Now that's some serious lurk!





 

Hilarious 8 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1041970
Filly Breast 39,193 20
09/18/2004 09:46 AM

Well damn, I'll do that then. It's only a few hours late, right?

 

Chuckleworthy 1 votes 2.0 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1042005
Filly Breast 39,193 20
09/18/2004 01:59 PM

Shameless bump!

 

Hilarious 9 votes 4.9 /live?func=new_user&msgid=1042840
Lichen 452 13
09/20/2004 08:02 AM

When youre lichen. Here are his stats





She, even.





I'm not done learning the way of teh funny.





Wax on and wax off now has a different meaning.