TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/23/2004 02:02 PM

My last boyfriend wore Curve and I loved the way he smelled.

Pants 14,252 17
09/23/2004 02:05 PM

Gasoline. Nothing says 'hardcore stud' like Gasoline. Chevron... ooo la la

Aimless 54,807 10
09/23/2004 02:12 PM

Try Realm. Every time my (soon-to-be-ex) husband wore Realm I loved the way he smelled. There is something to be said for pheromones. I've never actually smelled it on anyone else though. On him it actually made me want to be in the same room with him, and sometimes I even acted like I liked him.



Polo is awful and smells like one of those pine tree air fresheners, stay away at all costs. Polo Blue is nice though.



CK One is nice in the summer.



Not a big fan of the Banana Republic.



Curve is nice, though it also what I would refer to as a "summer" scent.

Crushing Black Oblivion 1,294 8
09/23/2004 02:16 PM

Calamine Lotion is good for those days when you want people to think you have some horrible skin disease.

Chickens looks forward to the Rut 286,480 61
09/23/2004 02:19 PM

Apparently the smell of sweat and three day old dried smegma is a major turn on for some people. Course those same people probably like that I-peed-myself-a-week-ago-street-person smell too.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/23/2004 02:20 PM

A man who wears Curve makes me want to lick him from head to toe and then start over again.



I say go with Curve. It's deeeeeeelish!

Aimless 54,807 10
09/23/2004 02:21 PM

I love it when Chicken's talks about himself with actually refering to himself. Youaresospecial!! Yesyouare!

TableTopJane...look closer 173,958 15
09/23/2004 02:21 PM

See? Two votes for Curve. I say go with that.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/23/2004 02:22 PM

Well, I'm not a lady, but I will tell you I either wear Armani GIO, or CKBe.



CK One smells like ass.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/23/2004 02:22 PM

Uh...with OUT.



Yeah,

NavyBoy 19,912 12
09/23/2004 02:22 PM

2 votes for Curve so far.. and I've read some pretty good reviews of it.



Good reviews on Realm too... but a lot of people are saying it wears off to quickly... imo, the expensive stuff should last a while.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/23/2004 02:23 PM

<action>puts an "away" message on his computer to run out and buy some Curve</action>

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/23/2004 02:24 PM

<action> rushes out to buy enough Realm to fill a bathtub....

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/23/2004 02:24 PM

<action> bumps into CG at the counter...



Hey man. What's up?

Aimless 54,807 10
09/23/2004 02:25 PM

The Emerson would put in on in the morning and I could still smell it on him when he went to bed at night.



Are you wanting something that lasts for days? Cause in that case you may gave to go the "O'natural" no shower funk route.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/23/2004 02:26 PM

OOh, Gio is nice. I like Gio as well.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/23/2004 02:26 PM

I've recently been exposed to "Black" by Kenneth Cole. It's light but musky like a man and it lasts for a long time, as do most higher end colognes.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/23/2004 02:27 PM

CK One smells like ass



Try spraying it on your neck instead.

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/23/2004 02:27 PM

<action> says to clerk: "I'll take a bottle of Curve, AND a bottle of Black</action>

Chickens looks forward to the Rut 286,480 61
09/23/2004 02:28 PM

"Doe in rut" lasts suprisingly long especially when you spill it in your truck.

Declan McManus, Irritated Bear 131,874 36
09/23/2004 02:28 PM

I know you want the ladies--I like LatitudeLongitude by Nautica.



A man wearing any CK fragrance BUT CKbe is bi or gay.

Aimless 54,807 10
09/23/2004 02:31 PM

I'm suprised Kenith Cole can get away selling Black like that. I mean, once you buy one do you have to feed it all the time? Aren't they kind of hard to stock? Do the sprayers at the mall just shove one your way so they lightly brush up against you and rub their scent off?



Who wants to smell like jerry curl and maccroni, anyway?



Sounds like a marketing nightmare to me.

TheFoye 55,700 16
09/23/2004 02:31 PM

I'm not a lady but... try Lagerfeld it goes for about 80 dollars a bottle, but it's free if you stop by the mall everyday before work!

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
09/23/2004 02:32 PM

WAIT NAVYBOY!



Do you want to attract men or women?

NavyBoy 19,912 12
09/23/2004 02:36 PM

I'm pretty sure that I'm wanting to impress the ladies...



Wait, let me check...



Yup, I like the ladies.

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/23/2004 02:39 PM

..and the ladies like you, sugah.



Seriously, go with CURVE.

NaClDave 3,588 9
09/23/2004 02:43 PM

how about whiskey?

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/23/2004 02:44 PM

I wear Perry Ellis 360 RED, and i constantly have girls smelling me at work (security) and they claim its quite orgasmic. But then again that could just be the GHB and Ecstacy.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
09/23/2004 02:47 PM

Ok, Curve is in the basket and ready for purchase..



Though it's generally recommended for "daytime use".



Any suggestions for evening/romance? Or will this pretty much serve well for both?

Prof.Fantabulous 19,711 13
09/23/2004 02:50 PM

I use Pears Transparent Glycerin soap and the ladies love it. Well, i am sure they would, if they would just stop running away every time i approach.

Professor Nutbutter 181,311 35
09/23/2004 02:56 PM

I love paying $40.00 for $.03 cents worth of smelly liquid that has a fancy logo on the bottle. I SMELL LIKE SHALLOW!

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead) 86,932 12
09/23/2004 03:57 PM

Hey.



Just got back from the "fragrance shop," and here are my obversations:



"Black" smelled really good upon application, but after 15 minutes, I began to smell like a fag. (sorry QTA)



"Curve" not strong enough for my taste, slight rubbing alcohol smell...Sorry Trae.



Dolce & Gabbana (The child of Sigfried & Roy working there suggested this) was two sweet. "It smells gay" was out of my mouth before I had a chance to catch it.



He showed me another one, can't remember the name, but I DO remember the smell, and with that, I have named this fragrance "Midnight in Seacaucus."



Hilfiger-Didn't have the body for it.



Hugo Boss-Didn't have the stomach for it.



Finally, it came down to two...I had him ringing up the Armani GIO for $65 bucks, when over his paisley-covered shoulder, I spotted my favorite....CK Be. I got 6.7 ounces for $50.



So, here are my grades:



Black, By Kenneth Cole: D+

Curve, C+

Dolce & Gabbana F

Unnamed fragrance F-

Hilfiger D

Hugo Boss C



Armani A+ but $65 for 3.4 oz

CK Be A+ $50 for 6.7 oz



I LOVE CK Be!

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/23/2004 04:01 PM

<action>needs to remember to the Aqua Velva before company arrives.</action>

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/23/2004 04:02 PM

Wow. The word "hide" hid itself pretty well in there.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
09/23/2004 04:10 PM

"Curve" not strong enough for my taste, slight rubbing alcohol smell...Sorry Trae.



Really.....



But you do like the Armani Gio (good stuff). What about the regular Armani for Men? Or any of the other Armani colognes?



I really like Armani Gio.. that's what I've been wearing for a couple years now... but I didn't know about the other Armani's...

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/23/2004 04:13 PM

If you want to smell good to women, go and rub a bunch of leather shoes and handbags all over yourself.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/23/2004 04:15 PM

I can't beleive no one here likes patchouli.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/23/2004 04:15 PM

That's not make-up. Spicey is a leper, you insensitive clout.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/23/2004 04:16 PM

I can't believe anyone likes patchoulli.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/23/2004 04:20 PM

I actually didn't know what patchouli was for a long time. All those hippie concerts I attended, I just thought that was the smell of dirt, hemp, and sweat. I was amazed people actually wanted to smell like filth.



Damn diry hippies.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/23/2004 04:21 PM

The dirty ones suck too.

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/23/2004 04:22 PM

Same here. I figured it was just the smell of all the incense they constantly burn to cover the smell of their reefer cigarettes.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/23/2004 04:38 PM

Patchouli has to be the number one reason I Frost-ing HATE hippes.



After my sister and her b/f left I had to air out my house for a week.



My mom used to say that the hippies wore patchouli to cover the smell of the pot.



I'd MUCH rather smell like the pot.



And Drakaar and Polo are SO 1980's.



You wear either of them and you might as well grab yourself a pair of Z-Cavirichi jeans and a Member's Only jacket and sit down to watch the Breakfast Club

NavyBoy 19,912 12
09/23/2004 04:40 PM

you might as well grab yourself a pair of Z-Cavirichi jeans



It's sad that you even remember those...

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/23/2004 04:44 PM

It's ok Chris - I'll lick you without cologne. I was just testing out my powers.





I see they work fine.



SUCKER!

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/23/2004 04:45 PM

Seriously, if someone could find me a tall x-large Members Only jacket, I would be eternally grateful. Or a zipper jacket.

Spicey McHaggis 117,752 36
09/23/2004 04:46 PM

Do they still sell Members Only jackets? That would be so boss!

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/23/2004 04:46 PM

Has nobody heard of Perry Ellis? This Shakespeares the bomb!



Its sorta reminiscent of Givenchy's Pi, but with the "homo" knob turned down, and the "orgasmic" cranked to full.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/23/2004 04:50 PM

Yes they still make members only jackets.



My b/f's aunt from Florida sent him a lovely light blue one in MEDIUM a couple years ago for Christmas.



We made a friend of ours who is 6'4 and about 280 wear it around the house one night at a party. Funniest Frost-ing thing I have ever seen. Big ole' red headed Frankenstein in a mini members only jacket.



Chi-Chi I still have it if you think you could squeeze into a medium.

NavyBoy 19,912 12
09/23/2004 04:51 PM

360 Red by Perry Ellis, the refreshing essence of Italian Bergamot, Lime Zest, Sunburst Mandarin, and Ruby Orange, pulse with a warm radiance of Nutmeg, Red Cinnamon and Clove Bud. An aromatic masculinity of Parsley, Coriander Seeds and Lavender entice the senses to experience the background of Sandalwood Mysore, Red Cedarwood, Vetiver Root, Indonesian Patchouli, Oakmoss and Clean Musk.



And you say they turned the homo knob down??

Jannie, now with 10% less esophagus 10,022 10
09/23/2004 04:53 PM

I'd just like to state that I once dated a guy primarily because of the fact that he smelled so good. He wore mostly Curve, and occasionally some kind of Hilfiger stuff.



When I broke up with him, I bought myself a bottle of the Curve just so I could sit around smelling it all the time.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/23/2004 04:53 PM

Lime Zest, Sunburst Mandarin, Ruby Orange, Nutmeg, Red Cinnamon and Clove Bud. Parsley, Coriander Seeds



What are you making Frost-ing spaghetti sauce??

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/23/2004 04:53 PM

Chi Chi!!

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/23/2004 04:55 PM

<action>faints</action>



40 Frost-ing dollars for a Member's Only jacket???????????????

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
09/23/2004 04:59 PM

I couldn't find a zipper jacket, but this is equally as cool I think.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/23/2004 05:01 PM

Yeah, NavyBoy, You just cranked the knob back up to full by actually searching for Cologne Ingredients.



You gonna make some potpourri on next weeks show? Fag.

millie 116,984 28
09/23/2004 05:01 PM

Actually, I have allergies, so I don't really like cologne.



The one that really gives me a massive headache right away is Polo. Ugh. And it seems like the men who wear it bathe in it, so you can't get away from the smell.



I don't mind guys that smell good, if they use moderation. I don't know much about colognes because if I try to smell them, I end up with a headache. Some bother me and some don't



I would recommend whatever you pick, don't put too much on! It should be something that only someone really close to you can smell, not everyone in a 50 mile radius.

SHP 181,718 70
09/23/2004 05:05 PM

Ralph Lauren Romance for men makes me happy in my pants. I can be driving along and be tempted to pull over and attack him with my tongue every time my man wears it.



It also smells good on a lot of other men I know, so I can be sorta slutty sometimes.

Flourescent Sombrero 91,274 10
09/23/2004 05:09 PM

so I can be sorta slutty sometimes.



That better have been said as permission.

Pubah 56,805 18
09/23/2004 05:30 PM

<action>Reads this thread...throws his case of Axe in the dumpster and begins searching for used Curve containers</action>



Price IS an object for Pubah

Dead Robot 67,630 16
09/23/2004 06:37 PM

God its like the 80s all over again. Men wearing cologne. Eeeechh!!

Trae Uvula 156,785 17
09/23/2004 06:50 PM

FA--nevermind....

Pistol luvs you with bullets 10,071 9
09/23/2004 06:51 PM

Axe is freaking awful. I used to work with this guy who spritzed himself with it every fifteen minutes.



He says he's not gay. Really.

Phla Mignon 131,068 34
09/23/2004 06:52 PM

Q--nevermind....

Chili proves his masculinity 8,880 12
09/23/2004 06:58 PM

So, what about AXE? Does it really make you horny, or did the hot, big-breasted chick in the haltertop at the demo table lie to me?

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/23/2004 07:15 PM

Well...my 11 year old son has had to start wearing deodorant so I took him out to pick what he wanted.



He picked Axe.



Take it how you want.

Chili proves his masculinity 8,880 12
09/23/2004 07:20 PM

Of course he picked Axe. That's what the hot, big-breasted chick in the haltertop told him to do, right?



But did it make you want to do things that would get you arrested?

piXXXie 5,871 11
09/23/2004 07:21 PM

But did it make you want to do things that would get you arrested?



This isn't Jerry Springer, you sick Frost.





WWW, please answer promptly.

meancoffeebean 348 8
09/23/2004 07:57 PM

Listen to me now, Gentlemen, as I pledge to you, the Ultimate cologne for men is Paul Sebastian. The smell will give the ladies goosebumps and gaurantee a lingering sniff in your direction

go.get.it.

Paul Sebastian...mmmmmmm

Chi-Chi Felipe 161,353 14
09/23/2004 07:58 PM

I like Burberry cologne. It makes me smell like a rap star.

Wicked Wedgie Woman 15,741 12
09/23/2004 08:05 PM

um...no. He smelled like an 11 year old wearing bad cologne.



But...the 11 year old girls loved it.



So if you are trying to attract 11 year old girls, Axe is for you.

piXXXie 5,871 11
09/23/2004 08:09 PM

Ya hear that, Ollie?!?! Try Axe!

Dogs Akimbo 211,539 32
09/23/2004 08:10 PM

NavyBoy



Doesn't that bearded guy with a duffel bag throw you a bottle of aftershave as he's going down the gang plank?

Blue-Footed Boobie: Boob Moosary 21,744 10
11/24/2004 04:31 PM

I want new cologne for christmas...



I think Curve will be it, but Std. Curve or the new Curve Crush??

DemoMarshmallowSalad 166,252 10
11/24/2004 04:34 PM

Asymptotic Curve. There's just no telling how good it will get!

Ms. Trixxie Queen of the Turducken People 65,021 15
11/24/2004 04:44 PM

Hey.



Just got back from the "fragrance shop," and here are my obversations:



"Black" smelled really good upon application, but after 15 minutes, I began to smell like a fag. (sorry QTA)



"Curve" not strong enough for my taste, slight rubbing alcohol smell...Sorry Trae.



Dolce & Gabbana (The child of Sigfried & Roy working there suggested this) was two sweet. "It smells gay" was out of my mouth before I had a chance to catch it.



He showed me another one, can't remember the name, but I DO remember the smell, and with that, I have named this fragrance "Midnight in Seacaucus."



Hilfiger-Didn't have the body for it.



Hugo Boss-Didn't have the stomach for it.



Finally, it came down to two...I had him ringing up the Armani GIO for $65 bucks, when over his paisley-covered shoulder, I spotted my favorite....CK Be. I got 6.7 ounces for $50.



So, here are my grades:



Black, By Kenneth Cole: D+

Curve, C+

Dolce & Gabbana F

Unnamed fragrance F-

Hilfiger D

Hugo Boss C



Armani A+ but $65 for 3.4 oz

CK Be A+ $50 for 6.7 oz



I LOVE CK Be!



Well if no one else is going to say it I will







FAG



Do they still make Versace? You used to only could get it at Saks and Baton Rouge doesn't have a Saks

Underwhere? 101,388 77
11/24/2004 04:47 PM

I love the smell of Curve.



Polo is NASTY. I didn't know there were guys out there still wearing it.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/24/2004 04:50 PM

I just bought a new one....



Estee Lauder "Beyond Paradise" for Men.



Smells GREAT!



*offers neck*

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/24/2004 04:53 PM

and, by the way......a few days ago, I had posted in ANOTHER thread, commenting how there were only two "well-known old timers" on GAB who have yet to acknowledge any me or any of my posts.....



Now that Trixxie has, that list had dropped down to 1.



I feel accepted!

Ho Chi Man Trae 156,785 17
11/24/2004 04:53 PM

<action> sniffs CG's neck....Licks.....nibbles.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/24/2004 04:58 PM

<action> rubs a hundred dollar bill on his crotch...



This should work.

Traecheotomy 156,785 17
11/24/2004 05:02 PM

Not unless that money or your crotch smell like "Beyond Paradise"

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/24/2004 05:05 PM

Well, it's the bill I pulled out of your thong. So you should know.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/24/2004 05:05 PM

Whore.

Traecheotomy 156,785 17
11/24/2004 05:08 PM

That wasn't a thong, that was my ass.

Oliver Chest 203,475 12
11/24/2004 05:10 PM

So it should smell like Coconut anal lube then?



Or the semen of a hundred sailors?

SHP is not feeling very Thanksgivingish 181,718 70
11/24/2004 05:10 PM

Since this thread is up here, I thought I'd mention the new "throw your man down and give him head" cologne in my house.



It's Georgio Armani and it's called Acqua de Gio.



Yeah. It's that good.

Freeze Dried Instant Turkey Breast 10,327 12
11/24/2004 05:12 PM

Since the only men I get to smell are ones I work with, the cologne my husband wears is a pleasant and welcome change. He wears Cool Water.

One man here wears his cologne(s) so heavy that you can enter the building 10 minutes after he does and STILL smell a very strong aroma of his cologne. Heaven forbid you happen to catch the elevator at the same time he does.

Chris 'Darkmeat' Garrett, human turkey baster! 86,932 12
11/24/2004 05:13 PM

Chris Garrett (Craven Somehead)



9/23/2004 1:22 pm [6MI0tXG_ueqcIJ9YRjYA0A]





Well, I'm not a lady, but I will tell you I either wear Armani GIO, or CKBe.



So...does this mean, I can expect head from you soon?

No_Key_Bandit 76,490 10
11/24/2004 05:16 PM

<action>feverishly writes his letter to Santa</action>



"G-e-o-r-g-i-a

A-r-m-y"



(Is that spelled correctly SHP?)

SHP is not feeling very Thanksgivingish 181,718 70
11/24/2004 05:16 PM

Yes!

SHP is not feeling very Thanksgivingish 181,718 70
11/24/2004 05:17 PM

That "yes!" was directed at Chris, you, NKB, keep trying.

the flying nun FROM HELL! 1,412 10
11/24/2004 06:31 PM

I have come to the colclusion that axe is really god smiting us. I'm in gade 8. As was previously noted, axe really appeals to the ll year old (and ulp, to a certain extent) audience. Well, it turns out, it really appeals to them. I cannot go into the change room or locker bay without getting a headache. It reeks of this Shakespeare. Look, I really don't care if you want to buy cheap reaky crap instead of either real deoderant or good cologne, but please learn to use it in moderation. For my health and sanity.

the flying nun FROM HELL! 1,412 10
11/24/2004 06:32 PM

whoah, dude... colclusion....

WickedWedgieWoman 15,741 12
11/24/2004 06:35 PM

I never got a straight answer but I am almost positive based on the clues surrounding me that CK1 makes me want to have sex in the back seat of a vehicle.



I'm just saying.

Robin 14,626 9
11/24/2004 08:47 PM

never been one for cologne, But I do have my faves.

Iron, which I don't beleive they make any more.

Perfered stock, cheap takes me back to highschool.

Armani's Mania, expensive but worth it.

Traecheotomy 156,785 17
11/24/2004 09:28 PM

If I remember back to the days when I smelled a man, Armani GIO did smell pretty sweet.



Sometimes I just linger in the mens department at the mall......recalling the old days.

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
11/24/2004 10:45 PM

Chris, it took Trixxie a year and a half to acknowledge me.

Traecheotomy 156,785 17
11/24/2004 10:48 PM

<action> watches tumbleweed roll by







Anyone hear anything??

Mavis Beacon 18,219 13
11/24/2004 10:50 PM

I just masturbated for like 30 minutes when I looked over and realized one of the blinds was pushed to the side. And I live on the ground floor. Oops.

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/24/2004 11:56 PM

For years, I've worn Cool Water. But I recommend buying one of the small bottles and/or finding a sample. It's got certain pheremones that don't mix with every guy, so you'll want to try it first. Just a dab, or spray and walk through. Direct spray on the chest, but only if you want it to last all day.



I also use Avatar as well. But I got that in one of those gift packs with some Prefered Stock and some Aspen. The Avatar is the best of the three.

Hammerhead-O-Lantern 59,399 14
11/25/2004 12:01 AM

But, I only wear cologne every once in a while. It's not necessary constantly.

I got Chit to be thankful for 178,762 15
11/25/2004 12:27 AM

Isn't it funny how it only takes one bad relationship or to learn someone is psycho, or they just stop breathing on you during sex, to ruin a fragrance for you from then on?









Until the opportunity to get laid comes up again with someone else, then you just have to do that breathing over your shoulder thing.

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

<action>makes emergency call to The Fab Five.</action>

Kyan, girl, I found one using Aqua Velva... Better take the jet to Houston - Stat.

Jax In The Tesseract 8 12
06/02/2010 07:10 AM

<action>is still on the phone with Kyan</action>While you at it can you do something about the makeup?